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Naijasinglegirl is so intelligent. Her write ups are original. She does not replace funny with stupidity. She deserved the best humour blog award. I really enjoyed her wedding jollof rice and bridal shower articles.






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BruzMoney:
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hahn:
NJS, where have you been? I've missed your write ups. Funny as ever!









Let me go back and read it

CHUKSKALIDONN:
African mama....absolutely authoritative in the well being of their pikin. But this girl u wan blame ur mama for ur big legs and potential christian-mother arm. No way,na u do urself.

baybeeboi:

what's another likeable name for ''chubby''?

IndecentStar:


nice write up baby keep it up i think am falling inlove with you

Brandnew2:
This subject is so on point. My momma made me fat.

TheFilmmaker:
I know the intention of the moderator who directed this thread to front page.

Athiests are not interested in these types of conversations.

You gullible brethren can do the arguing yourselves.

Because if eithier of their failed prophecies had occurred, you people would have already taken sides.

Going back to finish my storyboarding.

marylandcakes:
Hi OP
Just like you I went natural last year and cut my long thick hair and I don't regret it. I think you are using too many products in you hair.
I only use three products and my hair is soft. Shampoo, Cantu leave in conditioner and Olive oil. I do Bantu knots and some times I leave it afro style. I don't have to worry about too many chemicals in my hair. At the end of the day it might not be for everyone. So maybe you might be happier going back to relaxed hair.

corektchic:
U need a leave in conditioner. It makes ur natural hair very easy to maintain. Like the one I use , u spray a Lil water on ur hair before application. U can do dat every day. It's abt 1k but I've used it for 3mnths now. It's called soft textures.

Kastonkastroll:
wow... I kinda don't believe in prophecies. And btw many of our so-called prophets are just good guessers. Just imagine, one prophet prophesied that many women will give birth to children this year We all know that women will definitely give birth to kids this year, so I don't get the prophecy in what the man said

2015 presidential elections are over and has been recorded as one of the most successful presidential elections in the history of Nigeria despite the concerns top prophets in Nigeria raised earlier this year…

Here is a compilation of some of them that gave many Nigerians sleepless nights.

An Abuja-based, Prophet Joshua Iginla of the Champions Royal Assembly prophesised, “No matter how powerful or well-organized 2015 election is, it will be faulted. I am not a politician nor belong to any political party, I am just speaking God’s mind. The person sitting on the seat might not be perfect, but he will retain the seat. It’s not guess-work. Howbeit, it will be a battle between the lion and the tiger…Shortly after the election, especially on the night of the election, there will be great vandalization. I see cars being burnt, lives killed.” He veered off from the 2015, election and talked about Goodluck Ebele Jonathan’s health and death in the Aso Rock: “President Jonathan will win, but he has to pray about his health and so many political blows. I pray the two people who enter the Aso Villa will leave together. That’s why we should pray for the woman beside the president. The president and wife should pray that the first lady would finish the tenure together and not losing one before the end of their tenure.”

INRI Evangelical Spiritual Church founder, Primate Elijah Ayodele Babatunde said “This year’s election will throw up a lot of issues. President Goodluck Jonathan will do everything to win a second term, however, he needs 14 days prayer to have a peaceful reign to enable him complete a second term. The Chairman of Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Prof. Attahiru Jega will be confused during the polls. There will be several gimmicks to cajole the INEC to rig the election. E-voting will not work. There will be ballot box snatching and stuffing during the election. The President should also commit his health and that of his wife to prayer. Jonathan is in the midst of enemies who are after his life”.

For Apostle Johnson Suleiman of the Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide; it’s about bad news, after all. According to him, it’s going to be sad news for the nation, adding that the 2015 election would be a replica of June 12. He urged President Jonathan to be careful as there are plans to assassinate him. On Jonathan’s health, the acclaimed man of God said. “I see President Goodluck Jonathan coming back, but there was trouble. Patience Jonathan needs serious prayers,” he added. “2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred in violence and end up in court case. 2015 election is another June 12. The man who truly won will not govern, or rule.”

Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, senior Pastor of Kingsway International Christian Centre, KICC, said, When the president’s name is announced as winner of the election, 20 percent of a certain part of the country will not agree. Eventually, after negotiation they will. We will agree that we are one.”

The founder of the Christ Royal Family Church, Lagos Bishop Tom Samson warned Nigerians to brace up for some “hardship and darkness in the first half of this year election.”

Pastor Tunde Bakare of the Latter Rain Assembly said, “Whether you are from the East or from the West or from the North or the South, you will experience joy in 2015. Other nations will say ‘how did they do it.’ It will be indescribable joy. The nations of the earth will testify. I bring good tidings of joy to every part of the nation…”

Prophet Williams Onuoha, the General Overseer of Galilee Christian Centre, Lagos predicted, “the current governor of Imo State, Owelle Rochas Okorocha, would become Nigeria’s president unless the governor failed to adhere to God’s direction.”

Rev. Father Ejike Mbaka of Catholic Church declared that President Jonathan will lose the election. He claimed that the “President has become a bad luck.”


Primate Theophilus Olabayo, the pastor and founder of the Evangelical Church of Yahweh, Lagos said. “God told me that they are going to rig the election and this will cause an upheaval and the results of the election will not be declared and if the result is declared, the winners of the election will not govern. But my advice to our politicians is that they should let the President Jonathan go peacefully and retired to his village.”

An Enugu based prophet, Anthony Nwoko on his part predicted that, “neither Jonathan nor Buhari will be president after the election”.

Prophet Michael Olubode, aka Micadeolu of the Celestial Church of Christ, Lagos said, I want to let the people of Nigeria know that the Lord will return His Excellency, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan to his presidential seat despite much hatred for him, it pleases the Lord God of Celestial to increase his tenure at the Presidential Villa”.

What can we say? Let’ God’s name be highly exalted.

Richy4:
Do not worry girl. Another opportunity will come.

Besides,What is the work of the receptionist? He/ she should have friendly reminded any one walking into the interview room to switch off their phones or put it in silence.

Exponental:
d shoki never cost u d job. d interview is just a formality. d 12th person will get d job.

miqos02:
did No 5 called her up from her sit? No

MORAL OF THE STORY

ALWAYS MIND YOUR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE YOU GO

SimpleJetty:
In my opinion, you went off track when you took sides with him that you were a staunch PDP supporter. Your answer ought to have been you weren't into partisan politics but as a keen economic expert you keep close tab on economic issues and try to critically examine the various proposed economic policies and programs each party is bringing to the table if voted for into office.
That way, you've shown the interviewer you are focused and passionate about economic issues vis-a-vis it's relation to the fiscal policies of the nation's economy.
Though you felt taking sides with the interviewer to be a PDP fan would give you an edge but you got it all wrong.
Secondly, the interruption from the cell phone which rang disrupted your composition, but you ought to have get yourself back on track, take a deep breath and then say something positive when the dark skinned guy resumed with hostility geared towards putting you off the records. Even if you didn't pin-point his questions convincingly but it would have sustained the tempo and of course still put you in good light.
I penned this down so everyone here in similar situation can take a clue. Thanks.

timunstopable:
Lol is this a true story very funny


bt op shoki didnt make u lose the job ur carelessness did next time switch of ur phones or put in silent mode.

uboma:
@ op, you got me laughing out my lungs out that my colleagues are now staring at me like *are you okay?*.

You never cease to amuse me. A great piece of story you have there. I'll be following you from today.

tenny07:
Well God as only programmed you there to get some more experience and not to get the job. so look out for the next one and be more prepared.

chronique:
With the kind of humour this naijasinglegirl has got,if I had a pick a soul mate from a pool of ladies,she'd definitely come tops(provided she's pretty and has a godd shape+heart). Chick is one lively and funny lady.

StPete:
Frankly, OP your write ups are always humorous.

Justfollowit:
‘I once bought a movie ticket for N100 at Silverbird Uyo'

You can form familiarity ehn



Great write-up though

G12:
Lol... You just have to love and laugh while reading @naijasinglegirl's post.

Naijasinglegirl, don't worry eh, I am working hard to make my millions and establish my company, hope you would like to work with me.

You just got yourself an extra admirer

Yomieluv:
You should have sued Orezi,and lil' Kesh for costing you the job.

chibwike:
Booked...lemme goan read