sauerr:
Wait, I don't get it. You are excited you solved a ridiculously simple question or you are just excited?

I am just glad I managed to put a smile on someone's face. Thats all

LAFO:
When I was using glo... I didn't even finish 200mb in a month.



It won't just connect.

I had to be climbing tables and chairs to send whatsapp messages.


Mstchew



I don port back to MTN.... wanted to be a patriotic citizen but I wasn't enjoying their service.

Same sh!t happend to me.. e-mail wey dem send today na tomorrow i go see am. d data is quite cheap but d network is bad

Many people have the impression that teaching is not a good profession. Believe me If I tell you, teaching is good and also fun. I am 26 and i have been teaching for 4 good years now. (Since March 2013) during my service year. I currently teach Physics in a private secondary school here in Kaduna.

Of course I dont intend to to spend my entire career working there due to some reasons but i try to enjoy it while am in it. I was very upset about something this evening and I decided to check whatsapp to have some deviational therapy from someone and the following chat took place.

Many people have the impression that teaching is not a good profession. Believe me If I tell you, teaching is good and also fun. I am 26 and i have been teaching for 4 good years now. (Since March 2013) during my service year. I currently teach Physics in a private secondary school here in Kaduna.

Of course I dont intend to to spend my entire career working there due to some reasons but i try to enjoy it while am in it. I was very upset about something this evening and I decided to check whatsapp to have some deviational therapy from someone and the following chat took place.

swit4real:


Please did you succeed, i am having challenges selecting a device. I don't know if it's peculiar to me alone

Seriously i cant see anyting like select device.. are u using mobile phone or system?

joshyo1:


log on to your portal, look at the options (features) your have on your right , eg if your are using Google chrome browser, you are likely to see select device, when you click or tap on it, the different phones will pop up, tap on it and follow the instructions to select your device.

Okay Lemme try that. Thanks

The biggest is the Godfather skills

joshyo1:
please, who else have this problem, I logically followed the steps in selecting my device- Hp Tab, and a message popped up, telling me #27,800.62 will be your month stipend for the next 20months. Now to my greatest dismay. Npower sent the following this evening.
I don't understand what dey mean by give me another device, one I didn't other for.yet I was told #27,800.62, will be my monthly stipend, for a Samsung tab that's has no extra charge on it.

Please how can I select my device. I need a clear explanation. Thank you

I dey craze. I get like 4

I'm a victim of all except 5.. and very funny I hate it when someone try it with me

WILLYBABS:
My neighbour's daughter bears Mummy, wen i want to call my neighbour, i dnt know whether to call her MUMMY'S MOM, MUMMY MUMMY, MUMMY'S MOTHER OR MAMA MUMMY

Call her "Mama_mummy or Iya_mummy" African way

FEBRUARY 22nd

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Hey Guys...
Kindly comment your date of birth (day and month only)
When you see your twin brother/sister quote them and say hy to them.

Let's keep the ball rolling.

Mutuwa:


Wannan Haka take.

Mutanen mu.

Kaduna Garin Gwamna

Fundamentalist:


dan ksusta

Yes ooo.

Someone should adopt me too

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¤Law of Nairaland
Reading comments on NL has become very boring and annoying ever since that idea of "those who give a fvck went that way" started.

I have learnt a lot.. some are hilarious tho

KEBBI state wallahy no sitifend (stipend) yet.. still hoping tho..

Op we need to know the real source.. not just ur assurances.. good luck to the applicants if it is true

RIP English

Anyways.. her grammar is bad but she might be good at some things

kanadian:
okay, islam is cancer and demonic gay bastard mohammed is an animal

Even the so called useless ISIS and BH won't say this bullshit you're saying about Christianity.. no good Muslim will ever abuse or Insult Jesus. And you are not a good Christian also

googlepikins:
Afonjas and abokiis are like . We can't be in the same country with these kind of people. Tufiakwa. *Spits*

Lol.. it's funny cause you have been sharing the same country for more than a century and probably your great grandchildren would say this thing you're saying.

Dejideji1:
Please help, I'm from Kwara State. I missed the exercise due to lack of information.

I didn't receive any text message and nobody called me. Got to the LGA Hqts and they told me that they have done it already, And the officers came all the way from Lagos for the exercise and they have left.

Please what can I do? My LGA is irepodun

Well.. same thing happened to me. I applied as a resident of Kaduna but my name was shortlisted in KEBBI state (my state of origin) I didn't know until they finished the verification. Luckily for me. I later receive a call from State secretariat Birnin kebbi (Ministry of budget and economic planning) to come and do my verification. Although the commissioner knows my brother. And right now I'm just waiting for the posting then I will redeploy back to Kaduna here.

My advice is that.. if you know someone at ur state capital, ask him to make enquiry for u at the state secretariat (Ministry of budget and economic planning) because in every state, the commissioner of that ministry is d focal person of that state. Or if at tall you can go there urself. But the P.A to the permanent secretary of my state assured some people that there will be another verification for those who missed the first one but I don't know if it is all the states oo. I hope I have contributed. Have a nice day.

yomi007k:




Vaseline boys .....09754.....do you copy? Over!

Yess Roger that

Wow.. good info. Thanks OP

Dc4life:


Kai aman fa wanan yana burgenifa to allah yabada zaman lafiya yakuma kawo zuri a taa gari

Kutumar uba ban taba ganin irin wannan comment din ba a nairaland.. maza Ana tare

Op are u among the participants Please I have some questions for you. Thank you

Hi Everyone. I happened to be among the shortlisted candidates and I visit the site time to time in case of any update. In fact I have updated my account details and someone told me to go to my LG for verification that has commenced last week which I plan to do by tomorrow by his Grace. I was told to go along with photocopy of all my documents and 2 passports photograph. Those that have done their verification should please share their experience here. And for those who have not updated their profile should try and do so.

Thank you