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Motivational speakers

The outcome of this election is obvious. It has been from the very beginning. If you understand Nigerian politics, you will know this.

3 things influence politics in Nigeria:

1. Religion.
2. Tribe.
3. Money.

Due to the CBN Naira Redesign/Cashless Policy, the influence of money will be significantly curtailed in the coming election.

That leaves the first two - religion and tribe.

First, let's talk about tribe. The first thing you need to know is that every Nigerian is a TRIBALIST.

Every single one of them.

They say they're not, they are. In the days before the election, some people from other tribes have endorsed a candidate different from their own tribes.

Why?

Because of the fear of being cancelled. Weakness of character and mind. It's also a way of virtue signalling.

People have been threatened and called "traitors" for supporting a candidate that's not from their tribe.

Even high-level, supposedly enlightened individuals could not hide the degree of tribalism inherent in them.

It's human nature. The tribe comes first.

Next is religion.

Religion has turned people into puppets with the strings firmly in the hands of the clergy. Independence and intelligence is nothing when it comes to religion.

Because as you know, religion speaks for God.

By the way, you've gotta love the drama with which Oyakhilome announced his preference in the coming election.

All that drama just to say "Vote for my candidate"

Anyway, what religion does really well is take decision making out of the hands of their members. By telling them EXACTLY what "God" wants them to do.

Religious leaders have now leveraged this to endorse and aggressively push their candidates.

Nowadays, Islam does a better job of controlling its members than Christianity does.

As such, Islam has more influence on the actions of its members than Christianity.

Tinubu knows this. That's why he went against the hitherto established Christian-Muslim/Muslim-Christian formula.

A Northern Christian candidate is as useful as a plastic straw to a starving man.

He's banking HEAVILY on religion as a factor. Especially now that money could be difficult to use.

But...

That's NOT going to be enough. It's not going to save him. He will NOT be able to win the election.

Because whatever Tinubu thinks he can offer, Atiku can offer better.

Tinubu scorned a WHOLE religion because he wants to ingratiate himself with a particular set of people.

While people from his tribe who are christian may not actively punish him by voting another candidate, they may abandon him by not voting at all.

INEC PVC collection statistics corroborate this.

Now, Tinubu is weak in all the three factors that influence election in Nigeria:

1. Religion - he alienated a WHOLE religion while banking on another religion that is predominantly controlled by another tribe who have a candidate in the race.

2. Tribe - he's been abandoned by his tribe and he's running mate does not have the clout to match Atiku or Kwankwanso. Buhari's halfhearted endorsements would not be enough.

3. Money - FG's new monetary policy has laid waste to this part of Tinubu's strategy.

Back to Atiku,

He has the highest chance of winning the election. In fact, I'm going to say that Atiku will win the 2023 presidential election.

Why?

He's from a religion that has a vice-like grip on its members and from the tribe that controls that ENTIRE religion in Nigeria.

Atiku represents eight more years of seat at the cradle of power for both his religion and tribe. What Tinubu offers is nothing in comparison.

It also happens that the tribe is the most populous in Nigeria.

If you're a newscaster, start learning how to say His Excellency, President Atiku Abubakar now.

Of the 3 factors that influence election in Nigeria, Atiku is adamantine in 2 - Religion and Tribe. He's probably not weak in the third one either.

Unto Obi

It was very easy to dismiss him at the start of the election campaign but not so anymore.

People forget that Igbo is the second-most populous tribe in Nigeria.

And they're largely loyal to him.

But he's not as strong on the religion front. He can expect a ton of the Catholic Christian vote as those would be in the control of Igbos anyway. Plus, some of the Pentecostal vote since Oyakhilome endorsed him.

But other big Christian denominations have failed to endorse him. Not overtly, anyway.

On the money front, he'd have the same issue as the remaining candidate.

But NONE of this would be enough to save him from being defeated by Atiku on Saturday.

In essence, nobody can stop Atiku tomorrow.

If the d1ck is big enough, it can make them feel like a virgin again.

Every time they Bleep a big dxck, it makes it seem like they're losing their virginity for the first time. That way, they don't feel so loose.

A big d1ck is to a Nigerian woman what religion is to the masses - a promise of redemption no matter how loose you've been.

They love it.

Big d1ck is the opium of Nigerian women.

Nigerian women search for abortion and abortion-related terms 289,900/month.

That's 3,478,800 per year.

Now if just 10% of that figure translates to a unique person, then NIgerian women abort 347,880 babies per year.

How it concerns men

Let's take 347,880 as the average number of abortion per year. Let's further assume you get married to a NON-VIRGIN 24-year old Nigerian woman.

During her lifetime, there's been:

347,880 x 24 = 8,349,120 abortions.

Now guess what?
One of them is likely hers.

Marry a NON-VIRGIN Nigerian woman, you're fu.cked

People assume that ALL men want to have sex ALL the time.

They think that men walk around with nothing on their mind but "sex! sex!! sex!!!"

But the reality is different.

Sex for men is work. It's another task where men have to prove their competence. The back and forth motion of the hip that packs any meaningful force takes stamina, power and, if you're doing it right, skill.

Plus, it takes an iron will not to just cum and get out.

Men do not want sex ALL the time. So what do they want?

Men want to be ABLE to have sex with a lot of women ANYTIME they want. They want to know that if they want sex with a woman every second of the day, they can get it.

But that doesn't mean men want sex every second of every day. The idea of endless access to sex trumps endless sex.

Endless sex is grueling work. No man wants that.

"Say not your guy is after your babe--say your babe is after your guy."
-John F. Kennedy.

If you want to tighten your loose vagina fast in Nigeria, get a vaginoplasty.

The doctor will take a needle and thread to your business.

Only down side?

It costs around #2M.

So you're literally and figuratively screwed.

Debase
Have her gargle your balls.

Degrade
Bleep 'em in the ass. Cum on her face. Cum in her mouth and have her swallow it.

De-humanize
Piss on them.

Hookup is getting paid for sex.

The kind of women below should NEVER get into hookup. I'll never put my d1ck in women like these. Not for free, anyway.

Yet, they expect to get paid for sex. How?

They have no ounce of sexual attractiveness. The only way to cure konji with them is by looking at their naked body.

Women like these should not do hookup.

Realize this:

People, male and female, are a hot steaming pile of sh1t. You are not missing much by being antisocial.

But if you think being antisocial hinders your progress, join a gym and lift weights consistently.

Now, go out right now and get yourself a chilled can of black bullet. That'll do you good.

Then if you have the money, get yourself a hookup girl ASAP. Bleep her good, as good as any virgin boy anyway.

Just lose your virginity.

After fucking a girl, you'll realize that girls aren't sh1t...if not that they have vaginas and can suck your dick.

They are not special.

On the skills front, you can take it slow and dedicate one hour, or even 30 minutes, per day.

Avoid graphics design, though.

Mine: Asshole.

I'll tell you why.

I don't like to put my schlong in a facehole. 32 teeth and I only have one d1ck. Plus, I wouldn't trust the girl after the spanking I give her.

Fucking a girl in the mouth gives her TOTAL power. She could bite off the top or chew it like kolanut.

The vagina is a boring, overused hole.

The asshole, though. It's exotic. It's not supposed to be there but you put it there anyway. Let the girl deal with it.

Also, it's good for small d1cks.

It's the hole of dominance. All power belongs to the man. He controls the rhythm and depth.

It's exciting. It's forbidden. They like it.

Have you done a feasibility study?

Can you guarantee the profitability of the business?

Can your business afford the usurious interest rate that comes with such loans?

Don't kill your business before it takes its first breathe.

She's a girl.

What you are about to see is top secret. Use it wisely. Use it rarely.

Otherwise, your girlfriend will go broke and Bleep your father to raise money.

Anyway, here's how to ask your girlfriend for money and get it:

You: My love, my mother has been in the hospital since last week.

GF: AHH! Why didn't you tell me.

You: Didn't want you to get worried.

GF: Shouldn't have done that. How is she?

You: Not fine ooo. In fact, she hasn't eaten since morning. She hasn't been able to take her drugs, either.

GF: Eeewo...why?

You: No money o. I spent all my savings on the hospital bills. I also borrowed money from Mr. [INSERT NAME OF A FRIENDLY NEIGHBOUR]

GF: This is serious oh.

You: Very very serious. I don't know if you can help me with anything.

GF: Don't worry, I'm on my way to you with jollof rice. Where is your Mom admitted?




You will NEVER get shishi from your Nigerian girlfriend.

I look up to them.

They are true legends.

Most men don't last more than 5 seconds. Just ask your sister.

This is wonderful.

But it would have been better if they set fire to the useless bank.

Or kidnap the manager and have the ransom delivered in new notes.

But this is good.

1. Position her for doggy and close her laps tightly.

2. Place her on her sides and use your hands to press down hard on her laps.

3. Position her for missionary, raise her legs and cross it.

4. Put it in her ass.

Fool boy.

Why would anyone be interested in pictures of terribly bleached leeches with unsightly pot bellied when they can easily get pictures, videos and animations of young, sexy and hyper-attractive women for FREE.

It's useless guys like you that pay useless girls for "sex video".

Dumb people are going to "pray" for Nigeria to get better

Life is short.
Make it shorter.
Get married.

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sheddyboy01:
Good evening everyone.

I got admission in 2015 for a 4 years course. My graduation year was supposed to be 2019, which would have made me 29 years at graduation.

But we ended up graduating in 2021 as at when I was 31 years as a result of strike other breaks

Am I still eligible?

Was it the 2019 that would be calculated or the actual year I graduated that counts ?

NYSC uses the date on your statement of result. In your case, that's 2021. You're not eligible to serve.