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Politics › Re: Bandits Marching Kaduna Residents Into Forest by Namaster: 8:20pm On Apr 17, 2024
"When contacted, ASP Mansur Hassan, the Public Relations Officer for the State Police Command, stated that he would reach out to the area for details before providing further comments."

Nigeria is FINISHED.

A whole community is surrounded by an army of bandits marching people into the forest like cattle YET Police is talking like a politician.

But when it comes to harassing innocent and unarmed civilians, you'll see them using terms like "swing into action".
Politics › Re: Naira Drop Manipulates By CBN To Deceive People Economy Is Working - Bloomberg by Namaster: 7:04am On Apr 17, 2024
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Business › Re: Dollar Makes "U" Turn, Begins To Appreciate Against Naira by Namaster: 6:51am On Apr 17, 2024
Anyone with a basic understanding of economics will understand that the recent appreciation in the value of Naira is a FLUKE.

The government keeps pumping dollars to "government-approved" BDCs. That's why there is a post on FP about BDC association praising the government.

Draining the foreign exchange reserves to defend the Naira is like using petrol to put out a fire. Sooner or later, it's going to blow up in your face.

By the time the reserves get dangerously low, investors trust in Nigeria will be shaken. Fear that Nigeria would be unable to fulfill its Dollar commitments and obligations.

Then companies in Nigeria would be falling over themselves to quickly repatriate whatever Dollars they can. The resulting pressure on Naira would be unprecedented.

Plus, there is no visible plan of action to generate MORE forex. Meanwhile, our reserve is DEPLETING at an alarming rate.

The Dangote Refinery that was touted as a cure is no longer feasible. FG has opted to sell crude oil to Dangote in Naira.

Conclusion is that the current exchange rate is UNSUSTAINABLE. It'll even get worse than before when the new minimum wage is implemented.
Romance › Re: Abi We Just Come This Life Come Fūck Only? by Namaster:
It's because the foundation of human society is FAULTY. Human society was designed in such a way that wealth and power accrue to a select few.

Why is that?

Because human society was forged by and around the select few from the very beginning. For instance, the concept of taxes is nothing but protection money that is paid to the select few for the privilege of living without being harassed.

The ONLY way to break into the ranks of the select few is through EXTRAORDINARY luck, talent, hardwork, Intelligence or a combination of these.
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Girlfriend And Dumps Her Body At Her Other Boyfriend's Place by Namaster: 8:52pm On Apr 16, 2024
A shame!

Wasted 2 lives and traumatized many more because a girl has a severe case of wandering pussy.

Men need to understand the NEW normal. Women have evolved. Men need to adapt quickly. Societies now encourage women to let loose and frolick all they want.

Men need to understand this and STOP committing to any woman in any way. A man's goal should be to Bleep your own and move on.

Kill every INSTINCT that wants to compel you to commit to a woman. Loyalty is no longer a virtue. Women now see being a hoe as a sign of enlightenment.

Men need to realise this and stop expecting things that modern women are INCAPABLE of being or giving.

It'll save a lot of lives.

Bleep your own and move on. They can't Bleep around on you if you are not around in the first place.
Politics › Re: Keep Your Dollars Closer! - Aisha Yesufu by Namaster: 7:17pm On Apr 16, 2024
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Politics › Re: Bandit Plays With Lebanese Worker: "Foreign Firms Pay Bandits For Protection" by Namaster:
Pay a criminal in a sane country and you'll be charged with aiding and abetting and thrown in jail. Pay a criminal in Nigeria, you'll be celebrated for being smart and invited to symposiums.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Georgian Politician Punches Opponent In Face In Brawl Over ‘foreign Agent’ Law by Namaster: 9:15pm On Apr 15, 2024
The worst of every society seems to find their way into politics.
Crime › Re: Georgia Father Sentenced To 50 Years In Prison For Poisoning His Daughter by Namaster: 6:13pm On Apr 15, 2024
Sometimes, I think gold-diggers know something the rest of us don't.

Imagine trying to kill an INNOCENT baby just to avoid paying child support.

Also dumb guys like this should be preemptively castrated to avoid propagation of their dumbness.

You hit a pussy raw time after time and act like a demon when it leads to pregnancy. What were you expecting?
Crime › Re: Breaking: There Has Just Been A Knife Attack On A Priest During Service by Namaster: 12:20pm On Apr 15, 2024
Guy stabbed the Priest like the Priest stole his girl.
Properties › Re: Osogbo Bogus Property Value, Effect Of Greed And Yahoo. by Namaster: 8:13am On Apr 15, 2024
A couple of years ago, I went to check out Osogbo because of the stable power supply.

There is NOTHING in Osogbo except beer parlours and EXTREMELY greedy people. The house rents are ridiculous.

But the house agents are not special in their greed, deception and overall incompetence. One criminal agent I met took me to a shitty 2 bedroom apartment when I explicitly told him I was looking for a room and parlour.

The best thing is for government to create a platform where all landlords have their apartments posted DIRECTLY. No agents. Agents are parasites.

Some of them will take you to another agent who'll take you to another agent. Then the "Total Package" will swell by more than 100% to satisfy their greed.

I HATE agents. They are criminals that should all be locked up.
Romance › Re: I Need Advice On A Single Mother Of Two. by Namaster:
Children are a NIGHTMARE to raise these days. Raising another man's children is the kind of nightmare that even Stephen King cannot conjure.

First of all, you are opening yourself up to a LOT of problems. You are inviting not 1, not 2 but 3 strangers into your life.

If you have NO kids, you will IMMEDIATELY be outnumbered in your own home. If you have kids, you are exposing them to unhealthy levels of rivalry.

Nothing disappoints a child than seeing their parent investing his scarce resources EQUALLY in children that are not related to him.

It communicates to the kids that if their father could invest in strange kids as much as he invests in them, then they are not special to him. The superior love that parents have for their offsprings does not exist in their lives.

In short, they feel UNLOVED. Or less loved.

And make no mistake, your wife will make sure your investments (both emotional and financial) in her kids are equal to your investments in your kids. She'll argue that it's the only way to keep the family cohesive.

Meanwhile, she'll NEVER do the same for your kids. Your kids will begin to learn firsthand the origin of the evil stepmother fairy tales.

That is if you have kids.

If you don't have kids, why are you eager to live your life raising another man's kids. Kids that will NEVER accept you as their father.

Their father is dead which makes him a special kind of hero that can never be replaced. To them, you are nothing but a wallet and a mother-fuuucker.

Plus when you try to discipline them, they'll feel like you were being too harsh because they are not your biological kids. Your wife will feel like you were being too harsh because they are not your biological kids. Then you will start to question yourself whether you were being too harsh because they are not your biological kids.

Also the quality and frequency of sex with a single mother is NEVER great. Pregnancy and child birth fuucks up a woman's body. Sometimes, her mind too.

You'll have to deal with that too.

Finally, everybody you know will think of you as a LOW-QUALITY MAN. They will treat you as such. It'll be unconscious, not deliberate. It's a kind of evolutionary instinct.

Only a low-quality man with no other options will choose to raise another man's seeds for a chance at getting pussy. It means you agree to let your resources be siphoned to raise offsprings that offer you no reproductive advantage in exchange for a puuusssy that's been damaged by another man's dick and the birth of another man's children.

Low quality!

One last thing:

All single mothers are angels when dealing with a prospective suitor. Marry them and you'll unlock their hidden demons.
Autos › Re: Tokunbo 2002 Camry V6 For Sale by Namaster: 5:59am On Apr 15, 2024
rexlims:
Chai this country is gone. I remember buying this very model as my first car for just 900k direct tokunbo in d year 2018.
A huge part of that is pure GREED. Imagine trying to sell a 22-year old car at #4.2M "distress" sale.
Romance › Re: She'd Be 31 Soon This Month, Looking For A Life Partner by Namaster: 9:23pm On Apr 14, 2024
All these and no pictures.

Funny.
Health › Re: My Self Esteem Is Seriously Impaired. What Can I Do? by Namaster:
Do these now:

1. Start lifting weights. If there is no gym around you, start doing push ups. Go to YouTube and look up the variety of push ups and adopt at least 4 types. Do them EVERYDAY!

Exercise EVERYDAY! It'll make your frame stronger and improve your mental health. Read up on progressive overload and incorporate it into your exercise routine.

2. Stop eating NONSENSE food. Cut off soft drinks and alcohol.

3. Groom REGULARLY and more often. Find a correct barber and ask him for suggestions of hairstyles that'll fit the shape of your skull. Be ready to spend on grooming.

4. ALWAYS dress like you are getting ready to meet your sworn enemy. Dress to OPPRESS! Wear clean clothes that fit.

Tucking in your shirts may give you a funny look, so get yourself a nice blazer to go with it. Has the added benefit of making you look bigger.

5. Look people in the eyes when talking to them. Don't stare, just look. You can practise this by going to the market to price something.

6. Speak LESS and speak RARELY. Embrace awkward silences. If you don't know what to say, you shut up. Also normalise asking questions like "what do you think?"

7. Get yourself a KILLER perfume/body spray. Works like magic.

8. Learn something NEW. Could be a musical instrument, a new skill or a new hobby. But learn something NEW.

9. Get new shoes, sandals and palm sandals. Get quality footwears that make it look like you care about yourself. Even uf you're not feeling it.

10. If anyone disrespects you, call them out on it IMMEDIATELY. Tell them you don't like it and will not tolerate it. If they persist, cut them off and treat them like they are DEAD to you.

BONUS:

Fuuuck a hookup a girl with PHAT yansh at least TWICE a month if you don't have a girlfriend.

Read these books:

1. No More Mr. Nice Guy by Robert Glover.

2. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene.

3. The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuuuck by Mark Manson.
Health › Re: An Ethiopian Woman Who Stays Without Food And Water For Over 16yrs. by Namaster: 8:28pm On Apr 14, 2024
Fake news.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rishi Sunak Confirms That The British Royal Airforce Shot Down Iranian Drones by Namaster: 3:04pm On Apr 14, 2024
If WW3 becomes a thing, it'll be because of the West who can't keep it in their pants.

Israel fuuucked around and when it came time for them to find out, a lot of busybodies intervened on their behalf. When busybodies choose to intervene on behalf of Iran, let no one cry foul.
Celebrities › Re: If Hip-hop Legends Were White by Namaster: 3:03pm On Apr 14, 2024
Kanye West looks like he drives an ice-cream truck offering free samples to kids without parental supervision.
Christianity Etc › Re: How An Amputee's Body Part Could Be Restored. by Namaster: 2:33pm On Apr 14, 2024
"That is, first, the amputee must be willing to receive a miracle: because God cannot do anything without your will."

Rubbish!

When Lazarus was brought back from the dead, was he willing? Was his consent necessary?

Starting with an excuse so that you can shift the blame when your miracles INEVITABLY fail.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know Angels Had SEX With Beautiful Women And The Romps Produced Giants! by Namaster: 12:00pm On Apr 14, 2024
NEVER take a closer look at Christianity if you don't want it to unravel like a loose thread.

For instance, The Bible calls the angels the sons of God and go on to say that their spawns eere superior to that of human males.

But when you ask a Christian, they'll tell you angels are just SERVANTS of God and they serve "True Christians" too. In other words, angels are inferior to humans.

At least, that's what the average Christian will claim.

But if you ask them for proof, they'll tell you that Angels don't have freewill but humans do. Yet the excerpts you posted suggest that angels defied their directives to come to earth and RAPE young women.

Christianity is next level fuuckery.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran And Israel Are Not Christians Country, Who Carry This War For Head Most? by Namaster: 11:58am On Apr 14, 2024
Christians are so dumb they worship a Jew. And pedestalize a Jewish country.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel/iran: UK Citizens Condemn Rishi Sunak's Statement, Call Out Hypocrisy by Namaster: 11:02am On Apr 14, 2024
madridguy:
I guess they're Muslim hiding under British names cheesy to attack Sunak.
You don't have to be a muslim to see the hypocrisy.

If a country feeling like a strong man bombs your embassy and kill your top general, you have every right to RETALIATE in the harshest way imaginable.

It's INSANE to expect Iran to take Israel's assault lying down when Iran has the means and justification to make them pay.

Iran is doing what Israel did to Gaza. Yet the West praised Israel and pledged their undying support. Then turn around to condemn Iran for doing the same thing.

You don't need to be a muslim to be utterly disgusted by the hypocrisy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dangerous Attitudes Amongst Nigerian Churches In The Diaspora by Namaster: 8:30am On Apr 14, 2024
"I have a teenager who works with me once a week, he’s in college, and he casually mentioned to me that they had to read Harry Potter in Secondary school Year 7! Little wonder young people overseas are increasing dabbling in occultism and paganism".

They don't make dumb people like this anymore.
Politics › Re: Do We Have Any Defense System In Nigeria? by Namaster: 8:27am On Apr 14, 2024
We have UK-used helicopters and Tokunbo tanks.

Also, we are the giants of Africa.

What more do you want?
Politics › Re: Repentant Boko Haram Member Enlisted In Army Slits Woman's Throat In Enugu by Namaster: 6:06am On Apr 14, 2024
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Reports Iran To The UN Over Attack. Calls For Emergency UN Meeting! by Namaster: 5:52am On Apr 14, 2024
9japride:
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Is like you don't know Israel, they are just letting UN know that see oh when we do our own no one should cry.
Stop this nonsense.

IRAN is FAR superior to Israel when it comes to Military Power. Global Fire Power puts Iran in No 14 while Israel sits in No. 17.

Israel miscalculated by hitting Iran and killing off their Military Commanders.

Iran has Nuclear Weapons too and their drone game is tight. Plus, they have about 10 times the population of Israel. And their Military is freshly rested. So in a drawn out battle, Israel is bleeped.

Only way Israel is going to withstand them is through support from their allies. And if that supports turns into direct physical supply of manpower, then the ENTIRE world might just be bleeped because Iran too has tgeir own allies that would not remain impassive.

Israel bleeped up on this one.
Romance › Re: Who Is Tracy? Pregnant Woman Quizzes Her Husband Who Insists He Is Not Cheating by Namaster: 9:28pm On Apr 13, 2024
See face like a demon on sabbatical.
Crime › Re: Video: American Soldier Beaten Up For Sleeping With Colleagues Wife by Namaster:
If this is true, the soldiers are STUPID and should all be dishonourably discharged.

Sleeping with a colleague's wife is a betrayal. But it's a betrayal that should have been handled by Military Police or something. Not by ganging up on him and almost killing him.

It was consensual fuuucking. Not rape. The wife is as guilty as, if not more guilty than, the colleague.

Only fools fight OVER hoes. If a girl cheats on you, get yourself an Uber to the nearest hospital and do a comprehensive STD test. Then ignore her into oblivion.

Don't talk. Don't beg. Don't fight. Don't ask why. Most importantly, NEVER take her back!
Romance › Re: Relationship Has Been So Monetize To The Extents I See Married Men As Mugu. by Namaster: 7:12pm On Apr 13, 2024
The new strategy for women is to treat relationships like jobs. They have a full-time employment (serious boyfriend) and several side hustles (hook up or side bfs).

Most of them do this. I have seen a ton of hookup girls with boyfriends. Fuuucked one phat ass girl November last year, she got married in February this year.

They are motivated by greed for money and directed into hookup and general promiscuity because of laziness.

Plus, most of them spend their lives on social media where they are inundated with pictures and videos of other girls living the "baby girl lifestyle".

They are eager to live "baby girl lives" themselves so they pursue relationships with men who will FINANCE it.

But sometimes they find themselves in a relationship with men who don't have the means and push, cajole, compel and manipulate them into borrowing or stealing what is needed to FINANCE this lifestyle.

Worst part is they are BRAZEN about it.

Women would openly date and even pursue Yahoo Boys. They consider it a privilege and status symbol to date such guys. This is in spite of claims that a lot of these guys are ritualists.

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