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ednut1:
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ednut1:
colonialism ended over 60 years ago in most African countries. Why have they not developed or progressed since then 🙄

What do you do in Canada?
Wash dishes?

Your reasoning is EXTREMELY poor.

How can you compare the lives of people in US and other countries that work with those in African countries.

In the US, BAs have access to the LARGEST ECONOMY in the world. With systems that work. Facilities and infrastructures that are second to none. And more importantly, leaders who are responsible and accountable to the people.

Most of these things are thanks to the WHITE, and other races, in the US.

You cannot compare that with African countries where we have leaders like Abacha who was so maliciously corrupt we are still recovering MILLIONS OF DOLLARS he stole DECADES after his death.

Put an average Nigerian in US and watch him blow apart their records. For instance, see how Nigerians are beating both black and white people black and blue in their schools.

Recently, we also read about a NIGERIAN Doctor who removed a baby from its mother's womb, operated on it and then put it back. The baby was later delivered nice and healthy.

That's what Nigerians can do in a system that works like the United States do.

Also, the slavery and police brutality excuse is stale and overused. Have you forgotten that's a norm in Nigeria?

Plus, don't forget that in the US BAs can report Police harassment and expect the offender to face some form of punishment. Unlike in Nigeria where Police harassment is "part of the culture".

Black Americans have it better than ANY other black people in the world. But they continue to demonstrate stupidity that cannot be rivalled.

HellVictorinho6:
Ur type aint new c tha sun

Fool, revel in your ignorance all you want. But do it away from my mentions.

Only a fool thinks he can monitor who a girl bleeps.

Your wife will Bleep your best friend in your matrimonial bed in the morning and kneel on the same bed with you in the evening for prayers.

Make no mistake. Your wife will Bleep who she will Bleep. Same as your girlfriend. The current economy is just a nice incentive.

Best thing an unmarried man can do:

Forget girlfriends. Make FWB arrangements or start taking advantage of the hook-up culture.

At least with hookup girls, you know to use condoms to protect yourself. You don't dip your bare dick in a well brimming with STDs under the guise of she's my trusted girlfriend.

Plus, you need ALL the mental bandwidth you can get in this economy. You cannot be wasting it on some wayward girl who's whoring around whether you monitor her or not.

For married men:

ALWAYS do a DNA test. Also, have a delivery van on speed dial in case you need to send a b1tch packing in the middle of the night.

By the time America begins to lock its borders and enact harsh immigration policies, everybody will calm down.

Pro-palestine protesters are stupid. They are terrorist sympathizers that should be shipped off to defend the Palestine they love so much.

I hate senseless people.

These people will not rest until Israel spanks Nigeria like a silly child.

jesmond3945:
their accent is called eboniks. Is their culture. If you can stand them remember their influence is felt all over the world. Whites wants to be like them. Even african girls copy them. All these nose rings, tattos, big lips, bbl, twerking and razzness african and white girls exihibit who do you think they copied it from?

Whites want to be like them?

What a joke!

Literally, NO OTHER race wants to be like Black People. Least of all, white people.

White people are at the top of the food chain in the whole world. Everybody knows this. No matter how hard you pretend otherwise.

Any behaviour that looks like what you suggest should just be considered an act of Political Correctness. Like something you'd say to someone that is evidently less fortunate than you.

One other thing:

There is nothing positive and desirable that is restricted to BLACK AMERICANS. Not one thing!

For example Black Americans liked to act like they "own" rap music until a white man (Eminem) schooled their Daddies.

Well said, OP.

It's difficult to listen to a typical Black American speak. Imagine an educated person saying things like "all y'all", "we was", "finna", "I ain't"etc.

It's disgusting.

The funniest and equally most pitiful thing about them is that they get an unmerited sense of superiority because they can say the word "nigga" and other races, especially Caucasians, are condemned for it.

They lay claim to meaningless things like being the better singer or dancer, etc. They act tough and glamourize gangsterism in their media.

One could argue that it's the black in them manifesting. 'Cause we have yet to see a predominantly black society that have their shit together in the 21ST century.

To understand the dichotomy in the mentality of black and white people in America, visit Reddit.

Specifically, checkout r/blackpeopletwitter and r/whitepeopletwitter. You will see how dangerously low the IQ of the average black American is compared to his white counterpart.

In r/blackpeopletwitter, you'll find things like Celebrities, gossips, food and SEX. Overall, it's a bunch of meaningless things.

In r/whitepeopletwitter, 90% percent of the posts are about the political atmosphere in the country. The rest could be about gender and other social issues.

You visit one and your feel your mind expand. You visit the other and you can feel something is sucking out your IQ with a giant straw.

That said, they have some saving grace amongst them. People like Obama, Ben Carson, Denzel Washington,Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock are the reasons why black Americans have not been completely written off.

Hookup girls have gone haywire with their pricing. I'm not even talking about the ones on CodedRuns that want your soul as payment.

I'm talking about ordinary coded and not-so-coded hookup girls.

They want #10K for just 1 round. #25K for short time. These prices are ridiculous for pussies that are already past their best before dates.

Anyway, what's the situation in you area?

Your sister acted like a fool for breaking up her home because of momentary poverty. She deprived the kids of their father's presence.

If she could train them herself while away from her husband. She could have trained them WITH the husband in the picture.

That said, the man is equally MAD for abandoning his kids for 8 years. Especially, given the fact that one of them was a newly born infant.

He's massively delusional for asking them to return to him. He knew your family house and never bothered to check on his kids for almost a DECADE.

He's insane.

Tell your sister to NOT return to him. The trust in their marriage is dead. Your sister acted like a gold digger who jumped ship when she realized there was no gold. The husband demonstrated his irresponsibility by failing to connect with his kids in 8 years.

Now that he's conquered poverty, he can support his kids with money. Pay for their upkeeps, medical and other bills.

He'll only pay for his KIDS. NOT your sister.

Then, he can spend time (maybe holidays and weekends) with his kids. But as for the marriage, it's dead.

Advise your sister in this way.

Some Nigerians are so EVIL and wicked.

Fans and lovers of the great MR IBU raised money to save his life. As in money was raised so that MR IBU will not die and one demon wants to use it to buy iPhone.

Take a moment. Imagine that. The level of inhumanity.

Add to that the fact that Mr IBU is not out of the hospital yet and you'll understand the level of demonic wickedness.

Besides even after getting discharged, that money should be saved FOR HIM. His earning potential will not be the same after losing a leg.

Evil people!

Plus, I'm sure these people are one of the reasons an actor as accomplished and prolific as Mr IBU could not afford his medical bills.

He is surrounded by leeches who pretend to be family.

Dumb man.

£588,346 is NOT #570B.

Stay in school.

.

Dumb woman.

She'll have sense in her next life after the husband kills her in this one.

This is why people are advised to never interfere in a lovers' quarrel.

Just dumb.

SIXTEENTH:
Masturbate or masturbation as you claim is the sure plug is not and will not be the surest ways, a man who can't control his libido or sexual urge will continue to unleashed the pervert and pedophile in him no matter what he do to his satisfaction.
So are you trying to justify his actions by bringing masturbation in the picture, no I don't think so, how about those married men with their wife intact?
Remember that TV C.E.O Antaga whom he's been murdered by his side concubine in Lagos state, ain't his wife a manager of a Bank.

How much are hooker's charging?

Truth be told not every man can hold his joystick and be playing just to cum, me as a case study I feel ashamed anytime I think about all this act inside the bathroom.
A man that can't control his second brain beneath his 2 limbs will always have his self to be blamed and no capped about that.
How about some marriage couples that are practicing celibacy?
Look at me here, I worked offshore and my wife is in another state but could you believe me that I haven't get the feeling's to indulge in such acts or thinking about sex with a female counterpart because by next month every body will travel back to be with his family then emerging myself falling and be humiliated just for this, though I'm not a saints but sometimes learn to discipline your worse fantasy.

Modify: I stand to be corrected please but our men we shouldn't let's our postulates be far from us rather we stay far from timid.

First, there is NO justification for rape.

Secondly, you have sound arguments for a different conversation.

Being offshore probably means you're probably busy and distracted from sexual thoughts. It's not the same for others.

Finally, why do suppose you feel ashamed when you think about masturbating?

Carcholce:
Even as you typed this, your brain is not functioning correctly. To show you that masturbation is never the cure. If you like masturbate 10 times a day, you’ll still wake up with an erection the next day. You are just wasting your vital life force with your own hands

Standing under a cold shower for 3 to 10 minutes will deflate that erected dlck within seconds.

Hitting the gym or a 50 to 100 push ups will divert the heat in your erected dlck and supercharge your muscles within seconds.

Take 5 pieces of bitter leaf and chew when your dlck is erect and watch the erection deflates as you are struggling to chew and swallow the leaves.

It is only a weak man that sees masturbation as a cure.

Strong man

Westernlove:
Even as it is now.

We are hunting for Rapists and Fornicators. Anywhere we catch them, It's instant D*ath. I have bought enough petrol.

These useless good for nothing he-goats are tarnishing the image of we self-disciplined responsible men.

No mercy for useless horney men.

I support this.

Punishment for rape, including statutory rape, needs to be harsher. It should be death or life imprisonment.

advanceDNA:
Lol...u think rapists don't masturbaté?? They are probably the heaviest masturbators.....

Having a wife or wives at home has not stopped adultery..... Having plenty money doesn't stop pple from embezzling and theft..

Saying masturbation will stop rape or any other sex related crime is truck load of fallacy

Rapist don't just rape becos they are hórny... They are psychological impaired people

The prey-predator scenario is a thrill for them I.e being able to take advantage of someone less powerful...

just like pleasure moans of a woman excites men in consentual sex..the pain and shouting of their victim excites some of them....some even want their victims to beg and cry

..the forceful/struggle of their victims is what makes some of them do it....

They are sick pple..all the masturbation in the world won't tame their desires....

Another point of view.

A cursory glance through Nairaland's frontpage shows 2 reported rape cases just TODAY alone. One of the rape victims is a 5-year old child.

https://www.nairaland.com/7905501/man-caught-raping-5-year-old-girl

Now the rapist has ruined HIS own life. But even worse, he has traumatized a little child. FOREVER.

Rapists blame devil. They blame loneliness.

But the reality is an erect dick shuts down critical brain functions. It reduces reasonable men to slobbering animals. So men already predisposed to criminal and evil activities have no chance against it. It clouds the mind and robs you of reason.

That's why men take foolish risks for sex. Take bad decisions for sex. Allow themselves to be treated in the most horrible ways imaginable just so they can get sex.

In short, an erect dick dick will cause its owner to misbehave until it's relieved.

Enters MASTURBATION.

With masturbation, you get rid of the erect dick and get your brain working again. With masturbation, you can get your release without traumatizing other people. And without ruining your own life.

Masturbation is a tool. Use it.

Sexual assaults and other sex related crimes will reduce drastically if people learn to use masturbation wisely.

Stoplying:
Ukraine was never a nuclear power, the nuclear weapons in Ukraine belonged to the USSR, when the USSR broke up, the Russian federation inherited all the USSR nukes.

Wrong.

Ukraine had no nuclear program. But they inherited about 5000 nuclear weapons AFTER USSR became defunct.

But they gave it up.

yinkus6750:
Yet couldn't defeat small neighboring Ukraine .
Super power indeed.
See how Is real is dealing with Palestine in Gaza, that's how you know a powerful country in war

Dumb man.

How is Ukraine a small country?

Global Fire Power ranks Ukraine in No. 15. Israel is in No. 18. And the only African country more powerful than Ukraine is Egypt.

In short, Ukraine is MORE powerful than over a 100 countries in the world including Germany and Israel.

Ukraine would reduce the entire ECOWAS countries to rubbles in a war. Yet Russia is toying with them like they are a third world country.

Make no mistake, Ukraine is not a small country by any measure. In fact, I suspect Ukraine would have been one of the SUPER POWERS if they hadn't made a huge mistake.

Until 30 years ago, Ukraine was the THIRD-LARGEST nuclear power. But they chose to give up their nuclear weapons.

Support Ukraine if you wish but NEVER belittle Russia.

Russia is like USA and China. It would be madness for anyone to attack them.

See the response of USA to Israel/Palestine war. Compare that with the response to the Russia/Ukraine war. It'll tell you ALL you need to know.

Also, Russia has been fighting for more than a year amid endless economic sanctions and $300B of their money seized.

Read the previous paragraph adain. Read and comprehend. Comprehend and marvel at the BEHEMOTH called Mother Russia.

advanceDNA:
Baba calm down..... Which one is audacity to stich it up?? it's not intentional naaa... Doctors are humans too.... surgery can get messy and very long which makes them prone to mistakes... No vex

Shut up!

It's the height of negligence. You are operating on a human being, not a china phone. It makes ZERO sense to forget things INSIDE a person.

The OP is merely calling for PUNISHMENT that's equal to the crime.

If a Doctor leaves something inside a patient, his/her license should be retracted. Hospital should be penalised and the Doctor should be sued and convicted for the heinous crime.

They should NEVER be allowed to touch a scalpel ever again.

Go to a hospital and see how nonchalant the doctors and nurses are. It's SUPER disgusting.

The only sensible people in a Nigerian hospital are the laboratory workers. The rest are mad. ALL of them.

Those who Japa dare NOT misbehave when they do so. Else, jail time.

Married women who get attention from men outside always think they are HOT CAKE. The attention get inside their head and convince them they can do BETTER.

But the reality is different.

As a married woman, you are sweet to Bleep. Men who come after you know they can Bleep you until your pussy gets hot like the engine of a God is Good bus that drove from Enugu to Lagos.

They get the sex. Your husband gets the bill.

The problem FOR married women in Nigeria is a LOT of them live on the generosity of their husbands. Even those with good jobs and good incomes.

The husbands foot the lion's share of their cost of living which allows them to spend their own money on wigs, clothes and shoes.

Husbands money make them look good. They use their good looks to Bleep around. They Bleep around and husband finds out and withdraws his resources.

Remove the husbands income, a married woman's standard of living will plummet. All the "freshness" disappears.

They find out the cost of renting an apartment. The cost of furnishing it. The stress of maintaining the standard of living they had while married will make them look old and haggard in no time.


While married women can Bleep around, the cost of infidelity is HOOOGE. They assume by mistake that the many advances they get translate to many options of marriage.

How wrong!

Everyone will Bleep you. No one will marry you.

They know you ain't shit. The men who Bleep you know you have no loyalty. They will gladly enjoy your body but NEVER assume your burden.

The moment your husband discovers your infidelity and SEND you packing, your affair partner(s) will vanish.

Here's an example:

https://www.nairaland.com/7901323/should-divorce-remain-subjected-punishment

Even though it's a fabricated tale, it's not far from reality.

In this part of the world, there is still stigma for women with broken marriages. Few men will take you serious. Fewer still will consider you for marriage.

Your husband will have NO problem replacing you with a NEWER, FIRMER and YOUNGER lady. While you struggle to find a man who'll replace his income.

Long tale short:

As a married woman don't Bleep around in this economy

steno1:
.lol is not the criticism that I don't like, but how it was done. No one here has pointed out what the problem was. One said I should go and learn JavaScript and css, the other that I can't never get a job with this and so on... no pointing of what the problem is

I get what you mean NOW. But Hanna...Nia gave some solid advice.

To build on what he said, here are some actions you can take to improve the site:

1. Fix the colour scheme

Your website has TOO MANY colours.

It's disturbing. Hann suggested taking a look at designs on Behance and modelling your website after them.

Copy good website designs until you internalise what makes a design good.

ALWAYS keep your design simple. Your current website has a LOT of colours making noise and screaming for attention.

Compare that with Nairaland design where you can count all the colours on the website on one hand.

2.Your MENU section is an atrocity

WTF dude!

Why do you think it's okay to SPLIT the screen just to accommodate the menu. I get physically disgusted just looking at that split.

It's a website for self promotion. It should attract not repel. Replace that split with a drop-down menu that uses a fixed toggle button.

3. Reduce animation

It's cool that you know how to include animations in your designs. Now REMOVE it!

Your picture rotates. The background and text introducing you changes while I'm reading it.

These things have jarring effects that make me want to run away like flash. It kills engagement.

Limit the animations if you don't want to remove them TOTALLY.

4. Break down the GIANT wall of texts

Writing in giant walls of texts with no paragraph is a good to way to make sure NO one reads them. It's a web copy NOT biology text book.

Break it down into short sentences and paragraphs.

Also, use CHATGPT to edit for grammatical and punctuation errors.

5. Your resume design is OUTDATED

Google better resume templates and follow them. The current one looks archaic and ridiculous.

By the way, allow me to congratulate you on learning so many tech stacks. You did a great job. Do the corrections suggested on this thread and continue to apply for jobs.

You will get a nice job. Eventually.

P.S. Those who advised you to re-learn CSS are merely concerned about your design skills. Consider taking a refresher.

Also, Hanna...nia suggested learning C# because it could help you break into web design for banks. Seems banks have a preference for C#. Look into that.

You sound EXTREMELY dumb. Your posts here show the calibre of people flocking to Tech jobs.

People should not worry about saturation. It's dumb people like the OP that's bloating the numbers.

You asked for advice on getting your first job. People gave you criticisms and pieces of advise on how to improve. Some of them have been in the industry for years.

Yet you're bitching about " bitter people on Nairaland" rather than thanking them profusely. And making relevant adjustments.

If you want to be coddled, go meet your Mummy. Otherwise, sack up and make changes.

What your wife is doing to you is domestic abuse. Domestic abuse from men manifests in physical abuse. Domestic abuse from women manifests in verbal abuse.

Obviously, your wife neither respect nor love you. Her attraction to you is dead. You are the cash cow now.

You have two options:

1. Divorce her: This is your best option. It's the soft way out. Zero scandal. More peace of mind. Plus, you can use the money you're spending on the ungrateful b1tch to expand your business or investment.

Send her packing and bring in a new, fresh and young 23-year old girl with big yansh that thinks the world of you. You don't have to tolerate an aging, unattractive woman who belittles you.

This is one of the best parts about living in Nigeria. The bitch gets no alimony or child support. You don't have to give her a dime. Throw her sh1t out and let her fend for herself.

Let Renewed Hope engulf her in a tight hug without the benefit of your financial resources shielding her.

She'll understand why some women are going naked to pray for husbands.

2. Beat the shit out of her: Your wife is a bully. Bullies get more confident and empowered when their victims don't fight back.

And you sound like one of those men who vow to never hit a woman no matter what. That's a fine ideal. But brash people who wilfully take actions to harm you deserve whatever they get.

She's attacking you. You need to defend yourself. Take a cue from Israel and respond with overwhelming force. If she comes at you with sharp words and loud voice. Retaliate with hard slaps and heavy blows.

Fight fire with inferno. It's a FAFO world now.

She's playing to her strength by attacking you with words. You will fail if you try to respond with words. You can NEVER match her.

Your strength is physical. Beat the living shit out of her. She can NEVER match you.

The downside to this is that you could end up killing her. Your tale would become one of the ones we read on Nairaland.

Beating her is a solution. She'll come to fear and respect you. Plus, she'll no longer feel bored with being with you. She'll constantly anticipate the next direction the vawulence will come from. Also, make up sex.

This is twisted but if you still love her, you'll begin to whoop her silly.

That said, it's in your best interest to just divorce her and move on. Don't let her drag you into her twisted ways.

seanwilliam:
Tbh, we have been enjoying constant electricity supply for the past two months now. Atleast 15 steady light. Some days self, e Dey reach 20hrs. I don off my fridge now and I’ve not used my solar for a while now.

Do you mind sharing your location?

IMF needs to STFU.

Who are they going to tax?

Is it the 23.2 Million jobless people. Or the millions of people collecting 30K per month?

Plus, paying taxes in Nigeria is foolish and unpatriotic. You're funding the lifestyle of corrupt no-good politicians.

Then, there's seignorrage. Which is the tax EVERY Nigerian pays every time the USELESS CBN prints money.

It is your civic duty as a patriotic Nigerian to do everything in your power NOT to pay taxes.

IMF needs to shut up or ship ALL Nigerian leaders to orientation camp.

Pep Guardiola is the Messi of Managers—peerless yet humble.