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Politics › Re: South-west Farmers, Miyetti Allah Sign Peace Pact by Namaster: 9:09am On Apr 21, 2024
Making peace with terrorists is INSANITY.

Criminals invaded your farmland with their demon cattle to trample on your crop and livelihood. They kidnap and rape your wives and daughters.

YET you signed a peace pact with them. INSANITY!

ALL herdsmen should be tracked down and KILLED until they beg for peace. Then CONTINUE to kill them.


This agreement is a JOKE. And a show of SPINELESSNESS.
Education › Re: by Namaster: 8:31am On Apr 21, 2024
Church is the LARGEST congregation of demons.

Nigeria as a WHOLE is the second largest.

Hell is a DISTANT third.
Technology Market › Re: Used Mtn Broadband 4g Premium Router by Namaster: 8:29am On Apr 21, 2024
Thief.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Kill 42 Children Because They Mocked Elisha? by Namaster:
Jashub:
Oga rest. No be everybody dey worship pastor. Me just dey state the truth. And besides, judge a religion by it's author not its followers.

Jesus is king cool
You are being STUPID.

You were presented with a query about why an "ALL-LOVING God" MURDERD 42 kids for calling someone bald and your only retort was that God also killed thousands (probably more) of kids in the Great Flood of Noah's era. And that we should all FEAR and NEVER question him.

I'll say this again:

It's people like you who REFUSE to use their brain to reason for themselves that give PASTORPRENEURS a hard on.
Politics › Re: Labour Lists Seven Demands, Wants Creation Of State, LG Police by Namaster: 7:30am On Apr 21, 2024
Sounds like someone is high on made in Aba Jameson.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Kill 42 Children Because They Mocked Elisha? by Namaster: 7:28am On Apr 21, 2024
Jashub:
Dumb question. You are crying about 42 kids . What about Noah's generation where there were over a thousand kids with women and children who perished in a flood . Most of those kids would be infants and babies who don't know the difference between right and wrong . Yet they were killed.

Which goes to show , that God does as He pleases and we can't question it because He is our Maker...He can take and He give life whenever and wherever He wishes
This is the kind of sheeple that gives criminal PASTORPRENEURS a hard on.
Crime › Re: 27-year-Old Man Arrested In Umuahia Over Alleged Neighbour’s Murder (Photo) by Namaster: 7:23am On Apr 21, 2024
Nigerians disrespect dead bodies too much. Even Mohbad's neck was cracked to fit in a tiny coffin.

You don't have to fawn over dead bodies BUT fhey should be treated with DECENCY.
Family › Re: Marry A Wicked Wife Or Heartless Woman by Namaster: 6:22am On Apr 21, 2024
Simple men NEVER learn.

Imagine advocating for a man getting hitched to a WICKED woman that'll fuuuck your kid brother because you refused to buy her the latest iPhone.

Why would any SANE man marry a wicked woman over a heartless one when there is a third choice?

Just DON'T marry!

This is how men become spineless and disgusting houseboy to their ugly and obese wives.
Career › Re: Advise Me by Namaster: 10:09pm On Apr 20, 2024
Nothing to be confused about here.

Current job ACTUAL salary is #67k.

Salary + Transport Allowance → 77+20-30 = #67K.

Include the mental DRAIN and working on weekends and it's NOT work it. Especially with the fact that there is no growth opportunity.

Now the job comes with a GUARANTEED #60K salary and 0.9% commission on all sales. The added commission structure allows you to profit DIRECTLY from your hardwork.

Witb the commission structure, you'll EASILY make the 7k difference. Plus, you get Saturdays off to chill with your family.

Then there is the data allowance and training programmes to help you upskill.

It's a no brainer.

Take the new job!
Family › Re: If Your Wife Comes To You And Say This ,what Would You do ? by Namaster:
If your wife says that to you, laugh in her face and pack ALL your kids to the lab for a DNA test.

Politicians swear on Bibles and Qurans and still assfuuck the masses without lube.
Romance › Re: She's Now Hating Me Because I Respected Her And Didn't Treat Her Like A Slut by Namaster: 2:06pm On Apr 20, 2024
Fake story that has been shared MULTIPLE times on NL.

Get yourself a job.
Family › Re: Lady Sparks Outrage As She Pierces Her Baby's Nose (Photo) by Namaster: 11:37am On Apr 20, 2024
Another single mother raising a potential hookup girl.
Romance › Re: Could This Be An Evidence That Shows Women Are More Matured Then Men? by Namaster: 9:59am On Apr 20, 2024
This post is a shitty reincarnation of the age-old manipulative question:

"Who hurt you?"
Sports › Re: Female Sport Is Unnecessary. by Namaster: 8:54am On Apr 20, 2024
OP sounds like someone who believes sports begin and end with football.

Have you seen female track and field athletes? Or swimmers? Or gymnastics? Or even Table Tennis?

For instance, Serena Williams is a Tennis PHENOM. And she's happily married to a successful man. Together, they have 2 daughters.

Also the idea that ALL women want to look appealing to a man and forge a home with him is RIDICULOUS. This is not the 1800s.
Politics › Re: NAF Panthers: Nigerian Airforce Special Forces Squad by Namaster: 8:45am On Apr 20, 2024
Being an Airforce personnel in Nigeria is like being a prostitute in a town full of castrated men. You know you're just being silly.

Airforce Special Forces Squad. NOT one plane in sight. grin

Clowns.
Celebrities › Re: Video Of Portable Zazuu Calling Out His First Wife To Edit Her Post Or Pack Out by Namaster: 9:54pm On Apr 19, 2024
Love it when a man puts a bitch in her place.

Lowlifes forming strong and independent woman on a man's dough.
Family › Re: There Is No Need For DNA Test, There Is Love In My Family - Woman Says (Video) by Namaster: 9:41pm On Apr 19, 2024
This hoe is already FRAMING the relationship. She has put the simple man in a psychological cage.

"There is love in my family so there is no need for DNA test" is hoe-speak for "I'm DEFINITELY fuuucking other men. Be ready to raise bastards in LEARNED ignorance because you have no other chance at getting pussy, you sweet simple man".

She's MANIPULATIVE.

Fun game to play:

When you see a newborn baby or a toddler, comment that the child DOESN'T resemble the mother. Then ask for a picture of the "supposed" father if he's not around.

If he's around, give him an EXAGGERATED look over. If it's just his picture, take your time looking at the picture.

Look from the husband (or picture) to the kid and then back again. Feign confusion and casually comment that the kid doesn't look like the husband, either.

Then summarize by saying that the kid neither looks like the mother of the husband.

Watch the mother squirm and glare at you.
Crime › Re: Man Hacks Wife Over Infidelity In Imo by Namaster: 9:38pm On Apr 19, 2024
"...the man was alerted by a neighbour on April 10, that his wife was engaging in an extramarital affair in their matrimonial home.

The husband was said to have rushed home and caught his wife with her lover in their bedroom, while their 6-year-old daughter was left alone in the living room."


Bitch had it coming.
Sports › Re: Guinness World Record: Davido, Sowore Turn Up To Support Chess Master, Onakoya by Namaster: 7:10pm On Apr 19, 2024
Money is WONDERFUL!

Look at Davido carrying on with his life like he wasn't just outed before the WORLD kneeling and crying like a little bitch before a WHOOORE.

Good for him.
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Nigeria Is A Disgrace To The World –gen. T.Y Danjuma by Namaster: 6:56pm On Apr 19, 2024
Boko Haram.

ISWAP.

Killer herdsmen.

Bandits.

Celebrity kidnappers.

UGM.

Police.

Soldiers.

These are some of the MANY terrors besieging Nigeria at the moment. And governments at all levels seem to have their head TOO deep in the sand to notice. Or they simply don't care.

Travel and Tourism in Nigeria is now like BetNaija. Will you get to your destination? Or would you be in the next tweet of Statista?

You DON'T travel. You DON'T tour. Not in this country.

Funniest thing is that Black People act offended when they are blasted and ridiculed by people of other races. Yet the baseline of the LARGEST black nation in the world is CALAMITY.

I will ALWAYS say this:

If you can afford it, FLEE Nigeria!
Travel › Re: Aba Residents Groan As Rain Washes Off Newly Constructed People's Road (Video) by Namaster: 6:50pm On Apr 19, 2024
Governments in Nigeria need to start PROSECUTING useless contractors. Especially the foreign ones who construct shitty roads and buildings.

They should be SUED into extinction.

They come to Nigeria and build low quality roads at EXHORBITANT prices. Bleep all of them!

There is NO excuse for a newly constructed road to be UTTERLY destroyed less than 1 year after it was constructed. The construction company should be held liable to the extent of damaged buildings and properties. And for the reputational damage to Abia State Government.
Autos › Re: Sweet Deal: Fullest MERCEDES BENZ CLS500 For Sale @5million Last by Namaster: 6:49pm On Apr 19, 2024
This is the kind of EXTREME greed that drives the Nigerian economy. That's why nothing works.

Even if the criminals at the top rein in their wickedness, the GREED of the average Nigerian would still sabotage the country.

In accounting, cars are treated as a depreciating asset. A yearly rate of depreciation is applied due to WEARS and TEARS.

Imagine the level of greed here.

For the sake of argument, lets assume OP bought the car for #3M. He drove it around Nigerian roads riddled with POTHOLES.

Even if he drives the car for 1 year (purchased in 2021), he still came to offer it for sale at a price of #3M.

And that's after he has used it for a year. And put more wears and tears on the car.

But that's not the end of it. No, siree!

He continued to drive the car. 2 years of USAGE later, he brought the car back into the market at a price of #5M.

His reason? Dollars!

Ask him what was the exchange rate at the time he bought the car. Ask him how he justifies the asking price of #5M despite using the car for almost 5 years.

The only justification is GREED!

Nigerians and their way of life DISGUST me!
Education › Re: Faith Omodon, Missing Delta Student 'Spotted In Her Boyfriend’s Residence' by Namaster: 6:30pm On Apr 19, 2024
I pity people raising female kids nowadays. They are DUMB and promiscuous. You cannot stop them.

I ALWAYS offer my condolences to a man with a newborn daughter.
Romance › Re: Naija my libido was fucking high, na here i know say bills dey kee libido by Namaster: 4:31pm On Apr 19, 2024
A low libido is a BLESSING in disguise. You can focus on important stuff rather than chasing problems.
Romance › Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by Namaster: 9:57am On Apr 19, 2024
Good one.

But that's even too much.

ALWAYS work on the premise that ALL women are HOES. You will never be disappointed.

Women are smarter than men think. A woman will LOUDLY and VIGOROUSLY advocate for DNA tests in public while she knows that her husband is raising a BASTARD. And will flip out if he even suggests it.

Women have NO problem being a hypocrite.
Romance › Re: If You're An Highly Intellectual Person, Then This Post Is For You. by Namaster: 9:47am On Apr 19, 2024
This entire post is NONSENSE!

The title says Highly Intellectual people. But body of your post describes a NEUROTIC and EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE person that is ULTRA NEEDY.

Plus if a single word of criticism can ruin your WHOLE day, you may be dealing with a case of EXTREMELY low self-esteem.

Work on that.

Plus you don't even need to be an intellectual juggernaut to AVOID toxic people. You just need common sense.
Romance › Re: Stop With The Unplanned Pregnancies by Namaster: 9:36am On Apr 19, 2024
It's sheer STUPIDITY.

You live in a self-contained apartment with a dead-end #50k per month job and you keep fucking a girl raw.

No condoms. No Postinor 2. No nothing!

Then they'll come online to bitch about not being ready to be a father yet. All of them are MAD!

USE CONDOMS!

Condoms are so advanced right now. The excuse that "I don't feel anything with condoms" is BULLSHIIT!

There are ultra-thin condoms that the only downside to using them is escaping STDs and avoiding unwanted pregnancies.

You'll notice the people who create these posts are all POOR and STUPID. The unwanted pregnancy is their first step to creating a legacy of GENERATIONAL POVERTY.

They need to get sense.
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice, I Can’t Get Over Her Past by Namaster:
Most women know about body counts and how men view it, so they lie about it. That's why "your girl" admitted to just 3 relationships. Spoiler alert: her body count is MORE than that.

They know about body counts but they are yet to catch on about PROXIMITY COUNTS. That's the number of people that have bleeped her that you know personally and see regularly.

That's why a man MAY tolerate and even cherish a girl with 25 body counts made up of strange men that he DOESN'T know and that are no longer in the picture in any form. But the same man will NEVER look at a woman that has bleeped his cousin.

Both counts are more EMPHASIZED in a serious relationship than casual ones. That's why you were still able to let it go at the beginning of the relationship. You thought you might be able to hit it and quit it. But you developed feelings and started to think about your future together. That's why it's now causing you sleepless nights.

Anyway, the pain is that you REGULARLY see someone that has bleeped her before you did. You feel defrauded that he got to hammer your serious pussy before you did. You feel like you came in second place. Seeing the the guy CONSTANTLY rubs your nose in it. The feeling of being a loser latches on to you every time you see the guy.

Plus, you don't know the kind of sex they had. This guy might have bleeped your girl in MYRIADS of waya you cannot imagine. Did she deepthroat his dick or swallowed his cum. Maybe he bleeped her ANALLY. How many times?

He has explored EVERY part of your girls body. It's even worse when you consider the fact that they met in a church yet still chose to fornicate. So that means the guy has ZERO qualms about beating your girls pussy like someone that stole an iPhone 15 in Computer Village.

That relationship is forever TAINTED. You will NEVER be happy or content if you let your relationship get serious (that includes marriage). Imagine doing Thanksgiving for your wedding at a church where one of the "brothers" already BATTERED your new bride's pussy.

The pain!

Your options:

1. Dump the girl NOW. Dating 2 guys from the same church does not speak well of her character anyway.

2. Continue to Bleep her while you look for a girl that hasn't bleeped anyone you know. When you find one, DUMP the current girl. If you go this route, dial back your lovey-dovey.

3. Be a cuuck and continue the relationship. But NEVER forget that once a guy has bleeped a girl, he ALWAYS has a shortcut back to that pussy.

Remember this:

When a pussy and a diick with history are in close proximity, it's ONLY a matter of time before they collide. It's inevitable.

One day you will have a disagreement and she'll run to the nearby "brother". That one will offer her an emotional support dick and she'll gobble it with gratitude.

That is the future you're dealing with. Also DON'T say she's not like that. Church people who fornicate have a moral compass that is WORSE than that of a prostitute.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. Vetoes Palestinian Bid For Recognition As Full U.N. Member State by Namaster: 12:41am On Apr 19, 2024
The US is one FAAAT hypocrite.

Imagine MILDLY condemning Israel's attacks on civilian settlements. Even strongly suggesting that Israel refrain from invading Rafah.

Also the US have in the past suggested a ceasefire to the conflict. There were even talks about a Two-state Solution.

In spite of all these, The US unilaterally shut down the official attempt by Palestine to be fully recognised. This would have put a stop to the ongoing conflict.

US pretends to be angry in the media when reports show that Israel have killed civilians and aid workers but turn around to supply same Israel with weapons and scuttle attempts that could potentially defuse the conflict.

What a hypocrite!

Also 12 people voted in support of the bid and the US singlehandedly vetoed and KILLED it. Just goes to show the UN is nothing but a US puppet.
Politics › Re: Bandits Marching Kaduna Residents Into Forest by Namaster: 8:20pm On Apr 17, 2024
"When contacted, ASP Mansur Hassan, the Public Relations Officer for the State Police Command, stated that he would reach out to the area for details before providing further comments."

Nigeria is FINISHED.

A whole community is surrounded by an army of bandits marching people into the forest like cattle YET Police is talking like a politician.

But when it comes to harassing innocent and unarmed civilians, you'll see them using terms like "swing into action".

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