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Creators of prank videos should ALL be JAILED!

Harassing people is NOT a prank.
It's FOOLISHNESS.

REMOVE the roof!

If you are 35 with STINKING mouth, UNKEMPT armpits and UNABLE to communicate in simple English as an educated person, DIE single!

People who condemn the pastor and asked "why the girl needs people to forgive her" or to "show grace" and all the other drudgery are MYOPIC.

This is the WHOLE point of a church:
A community of people who hold each other to CLEARLY-DEFINED standards of virtues and morals.

Accountability is PARAMOUNT!

You don't attend EVERY Sunday and Midweek service just to end up as a SINGLE MOTHER.

You'd be a DISGRACE to the entire congregation.

That means you have LIED and DECEIVED them by PRETENDING to uphold their set standards while in church just to be FUCCKING like a porrnstar outside the church.

That's HYPOCRISY!

SHAME and STIGMA are effective tools for societal cohesion.

When someone misbehaves, SHAME them in punlic.

In fact, the Pastor was TOO lenient.
Were I in his position, she'd be EXCOMMUNICATED immediately after the apology.

The FAKE tears are so annoying.

She's getting ready to bring another FATHERLESS black child into the world.
What did she expect?
Praise?

She should count her blessings that she was only asked to apologise and NOT cast out as a PARIAH.

Only a SEX-CRAZED person would be comfortable enough to walk around with a BUTT PLUG in public.

They WARN people about removing ALL metallic objects on their person before coming near an MRI machine because of its POWERFUL magnetic force.

They TOLD her too!

But she'd probably forgotten about the butt plug.
Imagine the level of sexual DEPRAVITY that made it skip your mind that you have a metal object SHOVED up your ass.

This is the BEST way to deal with demons like this.
ROAST them alive!

The girls should be celebrated for their BRAVERY and for deleting this ERROR of a man from the world.

He committed 3 HEINOUS acts are unforgivable:
1. Rape.
2. Incest.
3. Pedophilia.

Each one is BAD enough but he committed all 3 crimes.

A father who is supposed to PROTECT his kids made them the TARGETS of his sick desires.

And their mother's also KNEW about the abuse and FAILED to do anything to protect the kids.

So the kids are absolutely JUSTIFIED in their actions.
They should both be COMMENDED!

I especially like the fact that they decided on a "PERMANENT SOLUTION".
NO half measures.

The kids are already TOUGHER than any child has the right to be.

Women never DEMAND money from a man they love.

She'd accept your little support if you offer it but she'd NEVER demand it.

Instead, she will make EXCUSES for your lack of money.
A woman who loves you is SATISFIED with your body and attention.

But when love wanes, the DEMAND for money takes its place.

One other thing:

It's absolute MADNESS to be in a relationship with a woman and not be able to check her phone when you WANT all in the name of privacy.

This is someone whom you have gazed directly into her ASSHOLE during doggy and her asshole has gazed directly into YOU.

If you get open access into her BODY, you gain open access into her PHONE.

Privacy is MEANINGLESS in a sexual relationship.

I ENDORSE this!
Wholeheartedly!


A woman cheats on you, you do EVERYTHING within your power to RUIN her.
Maturity be DAMNED!

A woman who cheats on you was doing EVERYTHING within her power to HURT you. It's only FAIR that you do the same.

An unfaithful woman could DESTROY your life.
Either by infecting you with STDs that'll be with you for life.
Or by letting you WASTE your life investing in a bastard you thought was your child.

By cheating, she was CONSCIOUSLY trying to do you HARM.
You have the INALIENABLE right to RUIN someone who is trying to do you harm.

Some people think it's okay to let karma handle it.
But if you are able, BE the karma!

And when you do concoct the brutal CONSEQUENCES of her betrayal, NEVER do it to prevent her from cheating in future relationships.
You DON'T give a fuccck about her future relationships.

Do it to send a CLEAR message:

"Look what I did to the Love of My Life when she crossed me. What do you think I'd do to you if YOU cross me?"

You will have BETTER relationships with both men and women after that.

This guy suffered from a severe case of ONEITIS!

Oneitis is especially BRUTAL in INTROVERTED men like OP.

A woman had the AUDACITY to slap him in the face and OP still proceeded to MARRY her.
She turned him into a WIFE-BEATER even before marriage.

Only ONEITIS could do that!

She had an ENDLESS string of TOXIC relationships and OP still did NOT see the writing on the wall.

Oneitis would do that to a man!

OP took the girl to a club and she ABANDONED him to hug and hang out with ANOTHER man. OP still didn't get the messge.

Oneitis would do that too!

This PROBLEMATIC girl was also so DUMB she tried to get OP to sponsor her to NOUN because she was obviously FAILING in her current University at the time.

This girl was a quasi-sentient redflag with a BAD attitude.
But OP ignored them all and still married her.

Why?
ONEITIS!

After marriage, this lady DESTROYED his car, TV and, if that wasn't bad enough, she STABBED OP with a knife.

All it took was JUST 2 months for OP to forgive her and take her back.

A girl tried to MURDER him and he still remained MARRIED to her.

That's the eminent MADNESS caused by the dreaded ONEITIS!

Even after ALL this, OP still has a SPECIAL place in his heart for the woman who attempted to MURDER him.

Oneitis is WORSE than Ebola.
ALL men must avoid it!

Men must oearn to:

1. Tolerate LESS!
2. Forgive LESS!
3. Sacrifice LESS!

The OP forgave an OBJECTIVELY evil woman so MANY times. And that's a TERRIBLE thing!

If a woman CROSSES a boundary and you forgive her, you are REINFORCING bad behaviour.

She'll become BOLDER and cross MORE and BIGGER boundaries more FREQUENTLY.

Before this woman STABBED OP, she'd previously THREATENED him with a knife. But he forgave her.

Because OP TOLERATED and FORGAVE a threat of stabbing, he wound up getting STABBED.

NEVER forgive!
NEVER tolerate!

As Caesar's wife must be ABOVE suspicion, your woman must be FLAWLESS. Or as close to it that it makes no difference.

Because of this woman, OP still lives the life of a FUGITIVE to this very day. Scared SHIIITLESS that the wicked witch would discover his whereabouts.

Don't be like OP!
Don't be a VICTIM of Oneitis!

Samueltemi337:
The boyfriend way she fake the kidnap with na girl too?

BOTH are walking-talking arguments in favour of abortion.
Both are USELESS people.

But the girl is MORE useless than the boy.
Regardless of who initiated the idea, the boy still REFUSED to target his own parents.

Meanwhile, the girl READILY targeted her own parents in a scam.

Parents of a 21-year old person are NOT young. They are SUSCEPTIBLE to hypertension.

Her parents could have SLUMPED and DIED on receiving the news that their daughter had been KIDNAPPED.

It's pure EVIL to target your parents in a scam like that.

It's WICKEDNESS!

Sonnobax15:

Between giving birth to a female in this generation and doing abortion,I don't know which one is better

Abortion is WAAAAY better!

Abortion will NOT extort money from you.

Abortion will NOT give you hypertension by faking its own kidnap.

Abortion will NOT become a hookup girl.

Abortion will NOT abandon her PhD programme to become a PORRNSTAR.

Abortion will NOT become a single mother.

Abortion will NOT abandon her bastard with you to raise just to continue living a wayward life.

In fact, abortion is like University of Ilorin:

Abortion is BETTER by far!

Americans INDULGED his nonsense.
It's up to the rest of the world to put a STOP to it.

Regardless of their Military might, there is NO way they'd go unscathed in a MAJOR war.

And NOTHING unites people like an external threat. Canadians will stand united meanwhile he'd have to deal with dissenters within the US.

Just like Wagner rebelled against Putin, he'd have to deal with INTERNAL rebellions. It'd be even worse in his case because guns are EVERYWHERE in the US.

1. Make up artist.
2. Single mother.
3. Refused to give details of her trip
4. Destination was Nigeria.
5. It was December.
6. She's from a POOR family.
7. Her family only heard about it 7 days AFTER her death.
8. Cause of death was Malaria.

This is INTERNATIONAL Hookup gone WRONG!

I sympathise with her parents.

House Agents in Nigeria are the THIRD-BIGGEST criminals in Nigeria after politicians and the Nigerian Police.

ALL of them are CRIMINALS.
And it's NOT just in Abuja. It's EVERYWHERE!

I have searched for accomodation in 3 states across TWO geopolitical zones. ALL the agents I dealt with were SLEAZY, UNEMPLOYABLE dolts that could only eke out a living in an UNDER-REGULATED sector like agency.

They are USELESS and SUPERFLUOUS when you consider the fact that MOST of them are responsible for houses staying VACANT over long periods of time.

On one occasion, I explained in COPIOUS details the kind of apartment I was looking for. Yet this elderly man took me to an an upstairs apartment with NO windows or doors.

On another occasion, I explained to the housing agent that I needed a SINGLE or TWO bedroom apartment in a particular area.

This CRIMINAL took me to a gigantic THREE bedroom apartment with HOLES in every room.

Another WICKED thing they do is to act as "agents to other agents".

By that, I'm referring to a situation whereby one agent will collect "inspection fees" for an apartment he does NOT have. Then he'd take you to ANOTHER agent who DOESN'T have it either but knows ANOTHER agent who does.

That's how you'll end up inspecting a SINGLE apartment with 3 different agents. All of them USELESS.

This "acting as agents to other agents" is why apartments of #400k per annum would be advertised qs #700k Total Package.

Governments need to BAN all of the JOBLESS criminals masquerading as housing agents.

House letting should be CONSOLIDATED into the hands of a few highly REGULATED and appropriately LICENSED companies.

It's the APT description of ANY man willing to pedestalise another man's UNFAIRLY-USED LEFTOVER.

Plus, there is NO better word for a man ready to EXPEND money, time and energy raising another man's BASTARD just to be rewarded with a RATION of secondhand pussy.

FOOL is a close second. But SIMP is simply more appropriate.

The Russia-Ukraine war is one war where I can say with confidence that BOTH sides are right.

Ukraine is right to want to protect themselves from Russia and Putin by joining NATO.

Putin is right for NOT wanting anymore NATO bases surrounding his country.

I sympathise with BOTH sides and think both sides are waging a JUST war.

Most people who support Ukraine do so because Ukraine is the clear UNDERDOG while Russia is the POWERFUL aggressor.

Ukraine will forever REGRET the decision to RELINQUISH their Nuclear Warheads.

Americans voted for a CRIMINAL and the whole world will pay for it.

But it's TIMID world leaders that'll pay for it the most.

Instead of calling out the STUPIDITY of Americans, they indulge them.

Instead of calling them out for voting a 34x FELON and RAPIST like Trump, they sent CONGRATULATORY messages.

Trudeau even ran down to Mar-a-Lago to cosy up to Trump just to end up being INSULTED and belittled as a Governor of the 51st state of America.

He COMPOUNDED his woes by fraternising with a BULLY and known RAPIST like Trump.
He has PAID for his timidity with his resignation.

Starmer DOESN'T seem to give a shiiit about Trump and that's why Elon Musk is trying so hard to foment unrests in the UK.

Starmer BLASTED the pedophile-rapist while he was campaigning for President. Even after Trump won, he refused to RETRACT his comments.

Meanwhile Kemi Badenoch, a BLACK woman, took to the floor of the UK Parliament to defend a RACIST and a RAPIST asking whether Starmer was ready to apologise to Trump for his comments.

Keir looked at Kemi like she was an EMBARRASSMENT.
And that's what she is:

An EMBLEM of embarrassment.

A woman defending a PREDATOR of women.
A black person defending a HATER of black people.

Weak leaders are in TROUBLE!
But Keir Starmer is NOT a weak leader.

Biden, on the other hand, is the ULTIMATE weak leader. That's why EVERYBODY, including his own party, hate him despite all he's achieved.

He should have had Trump KILLED or imprisoned a long time ago. And Elon Musk should be in prison too.

Instead, he INVITED him to the White House and shook hands with a CRIMINAL for a photoshoot.

Disgusting!

I have commented EXHAUSTIVELY on the perils of marrying or dating a single mother.

Check my profile for them.

But the summary is that single mothers are BAD NEWS.

They are FIT to fuuuccck because their bastards are walking testaments to their LOOSENESS. They CANNOT form when you have evidence they had been viciously RAWDOGGED in the past.

They are UNFIT for dating or marriage because, again, their bastards are walking testaments to their LOOSENESS.

Single-motherhood also points to a LOW IQ and STUPIDITY.

Because said woman not only CHOSE an irresponsible man who was willing to ABANDON his child. But ALSO chose to fuccck him WITHOUT condoms or other forms of birth control.

That stupidity would be a TAINT in the gene pool if both of you have children. Dumber kids will result.

There is a reason a LOT of the children of single mothers end up as Yahoo Boys and Hookup girls (future single mothers).

It's NOT just about the upbringing, or lack thereof, but also the STUPIDITY and IRRESPONSIBILITY inherent in their genes asserting themselves.

Also WHEN the father eventually shows up, the child you raised with your money, time and energy will DISCARD you without a second thought.

Chances are equally high the mother will do the same.

Fuccck her, if you must.
But NEVER marry a single mother!

EVIL made manifest.

The WICKED mother of two children KIDNAPPED and tried to SELL another person's child to feed and cater for her own children.

She wanted to cause another family unimaginable AGONY just to make hers a little more comfortable.

PURE EVIL!

It gets worse when you consider the fact that she runs a daycare.

Be ready to settle for a SEX-for-rent kind of deal. Also be prepared to be RESENTED 'cause when the INEVITABLE break up happens, she'll act like you took advantage of her.

And during the relationship, you will face CONSTANT disrespect.

Tell her LOUD and CLEAR.
In fact, how do you sustain an erection in the face of such STENCH?

Also the TERRIBLE odour could be caused by 2 things:

1. Bacterial Vaginosis: an imbalance of the bacteria in the vagina that could be caused by sex with NEW or MULTIPLE partners and also by NOT using condoms.

2. Trichomoniasis: a type of STI.

So if your GF's vagina suddenly starts STINKING, chances are HIGH you are sharing her pussy with other, possibly DISEASED, diccks.

Let me guess:
She travelled home for Christmas.

You want to RELOCATE from Europe to Nigeria for the privilege of marrying a USED-UP Single Mother?

When you get to Nigeria, be sure to visit Ogun State.
They'll make better use of your SKULL.

A bitch doing what BITCHES do:

Bitching!

When the child was with her, she got child support of #100k-#150k per month.

She got TRIGGERED and sent the boy AWAY because Ice Prince REFUSED to pay her house rent.

If you cannot AFFORD your lifestyle on your OWN, downsize!
If landlord increases your rent by 100%, find a DIFFERENT accommodation suitable to your finances.

DON'T try to GUILT-TRIP and MANIPULATE a man with his CHILD. That's just evil!
She thought she could use the child to COAX Ice Prince into SUBSIDIZING her lifestyle.

Meanwhile, there is NO mention of her paying child support to Ice Prince since she SHIPPED the boy to him in ANGER.

Double standards!

She even tried to SHAME him by belittling his career. But the fact remains that Ice Prince's waning career is still GREATER than all the stars of her ENTIRE generation put together.

She TWISTS words to paint a TERRIBLE picture of the rapper in a bid to make herself look like a saint.
But SENSIBLE people know she's full of shit.

This is the LEGACY of Donald Trump:

Inflammatory speech and a general lack of DECORUM.

Americans have ENDORSED this horrible behaviour by electing Donald Trump two times. So there's proof that it works.

Expect MORE people to copy it.

A society that rewards BAD behaviour will experience an EXPONENTIAL increase in bad behaviours.

People that are meant to CHECKMATE fools like this one choose to remain PASSIVE because of weakness or simply by clinging to the remnant of a DYING civility.

If a FOOL like this threatens you with War, BOMB the capital of his country.
That'll teach him NOT to make lame jokes.

Fools all-over the world accustomed to a soft, boring life are ACTIVELY hankering for war because of boredom. Or stupidity.

But WAR is only exciting in movies and TV shows. In the real world, you'll watch your friends and family die SCREAMING.

Elon Musk and Donald "The Draft Dodger" Trump are making comments that could culminate in warfare because they think the US is too MIGHTY to be threatened.

But that's WRONG!

Regardless of how powerful the US is, it'd NEVER emerge unscathed in a war with the people they are both threatening.

Point is NONSENSE utterances like this one will be coming from EVERY part of the world until COMMONSENSE is restored or World War 3 becomes a reality.

27% of DNA tests in the US prove that some man is raising a BASTARD.

That means if you know 4 married men, at least ONE of them is raising a BASTARD.

Put differently if you know 4 married women, ONE of them has cheated or is ACTIVELY cheating on her husband.

It gets CRAZY when you consider that NOT all fuccking leads to the birth of a child. Some use condoms. Some get abortions. Others are INFERTILE or just plain lucky.

So IF 27% is evidence that's backed by CHILDBIRTH, imagine the SHEER number of cheating that doesn't result in a child.

If you adjust for cheating that don't result in a child, the REAL number of women who has fucccked a man other than their partner is closer to 50%.

Factor in cheating from the HUSBANDS and the percentage of infidelity would be hovering around 70% or more.

Point is married people face temptations to cheat REGULARLY and MOST of them give in to the temptation.

But the BIGGER point is that marriage is an ANACHRONISTIC concept that does NOT belong in the society today.

I included that there are times when we ask our parents for things, and they give them to us instantly without stressing us. However, during those times when we ask and they refuse to give, we might show our frustrations or try to avoid speaking with them or seeing them, but we don't start denying that they are our parents or go to court to sever ties with them.

This analogy is NONSENSE!

It's one thing for your wealthy parents to REFUSE to sponsor your wedding to a second wife. You can grumble and throw tantrums if they DON'T answer that request and still consider them your parents.

But if your father was a WORLD-CLASS Oncologist who owns and controls a TOP-TIER cancer treatment centre with TOP-OF-THE-LINE equipment and CUTTING-EDGE procedures YET he blatantly refuses to treat your 3-year old daughter with lung cancer.

That's ANOTHER thing entirely.

He watches you suffer watching your child immersed in unbearable AGONY and he does NOTHING.

Instead he strokes his beards and tells you to TRUST that he LOVES you very much. And that he has a GOOD reason for abandoning your little child to die a SLOW and EXCRUCIATING death.

You are justified to say a father like that is DEAD to you, i.e does NOT exist.

NONSENSE!

Pregnancy craving is a LIE wicked women use to MISBEHAVE and PUNISH their husbands.

Married women make their HUSBANDS dance like monkeys because of these so-called cravings.

Meanwhile, a pregnant single-mother will drink GARRI for dinner and jog to catch a bus in the morning.

Pregnancy craving is RUBBISH.

FOOLS!

Of course, she is!

You expressed your feelings to her but she FRIEND ZONED you while ANOTHER man was pounding her like owambe yam.

While you were busy forming good FRIEND, she was busy forming BADDIE for another man.

She DIDN'T bother to use condom.
She DIDN'T bother to use birth control pills.

Now that she's been TRAUMATIZED by pregnancy and childbirth and ABANDONED by the man she BENCHED you for, she sees the MERITS of a faithful and committed man ready to settle for RUBBISH.

You wanted to fuccck her but you SETTLED for being her friend.

So she KNOWS you as the guy who settles for LESS. That's why she's singing a different tune and aggressively LOBBYING for you to marry her.

You were the BACKUP plan.
Ready to swoop in when her MAIN man fails her.
The backup plan has been ACTIVATED.

She gave you a body and pussy that have been RUINED by the birth of another man's spawn and you're already CONFUSED.

Wake up!
However good you think the pussy is now, it was BETTER before she pushed a human head out of it.

If you give in to the manipulations of her SHIPWRECK of a pussy and her SUDDEN newfound realisation that you are her long lost SOULMATE, you will WASTE your life by labouring to provide for her and her BASTARD.

Meanwhile, the father will ALWAYS be lurking in the corner ready to RAVISH the pussy you now cherish at a moment's notice.

They will use excuses of "letting the child know both parents" to frolick and canoodle right under your nose.

Resist or interfere and you'll be branded an INSECURE man.

It's a LOSING game for you.

You have been waiting for a message from God, here it is:

VANISH!