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This is why some people feel justified to say "School na SCAM!"

Someone claims to have a PhD degree yet he is unable to exercise his mind in the BAREST feat of critical thinking.

For instance, what is this MADNESS:

"Why does the earth look totally flat in videos of individuals who have sent balloons high up as against the curvature we see when NASA posts their videos."

Comparing "evidence" generated by $75 balloons launched by CONTENT CREATORS to those provided by the MULTIBILLION DOLLAR equipment and the calculations of MULTIPLE experts from MULTIPLE fields is just MADNESS.

Balloons CANNOT attain enough altitude to capture a meaningful picture of the earth. It'll BURST!

We see a ROUND sun with our eyes. We see a ROUND moon with our eyes. We see other ROUND planets with the POWERFUL telescopes that the OP loves so much.

Yet somehow, earth is unique in its FLATNESS.
MADNESS!

Finally, let's say the OP is right. That the earth is indeed FLAT and we've all been BAMBOOZLED by a secret group of GLOBAL CABALS.

Question is:

To what end?

Why would they want to DECEIVE you so much they spend BILLIONS of Dollars and DECADES of research to achieve it?

And SOMEHOW countries that can't EVEN agree on whether it's the Gulf of Mexico or the Gulf of America ALL agree that the world is spherical.

MADNESS!

And finally, finally, say the OP is right. How does a flat earth ALTER his life?

What research or invention does he pursue that have been HOBBLED by following the scientific principles of a spherical earth instead of a flat one?

NOTHING!

Fact is, the earth could be a PARALLELOGRAM and the OP's life, and those of other flat-earters, would still remain UNCHANGED.

Nurses are WHOOORES that missed their calling.

Like when a woman can't make it as a FULL-TIME prostitute, she becomes a NURSE.

BusinessInsider punlished a research about a study on the relationship between INFIDELITY and OCCUPATION, Nurses came up as the OVERALL cheaters.

In other words, there is EMPIRICAL evidence backed by scientific research that Nurses cheat MORE than any other professional in the WHOLE WORLD.

The excuse?

LONG working hours.
High STRESS working environment.
And probably being surrounded by highly COMPETENT and REVERED men like Doctors.

Marrying a nurse would be like jumping out of a helicopter WITHOUT a parachute—you will regret it VERY QUICKLY.

Carney understands the language of the FELON.

When Americans FOISTED a serial RAPIST and PEDOPHILE on the world because of their stupidity and racism they made a MESS that the rest of the WORLD now need to clean up.

The FELON put a tariff on the WHOLE world including geographical locations where NOBODY lives.

YET there are people who still think that it's the masterstroke of a genius rather than the aimless SHENANIGANS of a malicious criminal.

The fact that NOBODY in his cabinet was smart enough to inform him that it's impossible to tariff a country with NO people is telling.

This woman talks like someone with a personal GIGOLO.

For men, marriage is POINTLESS!

In marriage, EVERY woman thinks they SETTLED for their husband.

It does NOT matter how rich, handsome or high status the husband is; there is ALWAYS a nagging feeling inside them that they settled for LESS. And that they could do better.

Men are not helping, either.
They AGGRAVATE this feeling by worshipping their wives like they are Jesus Christ with a pussy.

Here's a man who looked beyond the SUPERFICIAL and married a woman with a nose that could breathe for an ENTIRE community.

Yet he got DUMPED the moment she had a cosmetic surgery.

She even went further to DRAG him in the mud by calling her marriage "MISERABLE".

Meanwhile, the man either contributed to the surgery DIRECTLY or indirectly by footing a BULK of the household bills so she could save up for the surgery.

His thanks?
To be DUMPED and RIDICULED in public.

ALL men must realise this:

The WORST thing you can do for a woman you are in a relationship with is to CONTRIBUTE to her growth and development.

Doing that is like renovating a house just to be KICKED OUT of it the moment the renovation is complete.

NEVER upgrade any woman!

You can CHEER for her if she's upgrading herself.
But DON'T do it for her.

What do seasoned investors here think of i-Invest app for building a portfolio?

DON'T get married.
It's POINTLESS!

But if you insist, your bride's virginity must be NON-NEGOTIABLE.

The fact that you are finding it difficult to see a virgin is a SIGN.

It's a sign of the CALIBRE of women out there today:
LOOSE in morals and LOOSE in pussy.

The idea that you can settle down with "one with a good character" is MADNESS!

First of all, virginity is a good MARKER of good character in women. It speaks to a woman's CHASTITY and SEXUAL DISCIPLINE. Both of which are essential to a great home.

PLUS, once a woman is NO longer a virgin. You'll NEVER know her body counts.

She'd swear on ALL the gods that it's NOT more than three. Meanwhile, she's had 3 dicccks in one day. Sometimes, all at ONCE.

But you'll NEVER know. And you'll have to take her words for it.

Finally, there is the issue of GENETIC POLLUTION.

Scientists once conducted an experiment using spiders. They had ONE group of female spiders and TWO groups of male spiders.

One group of the male spiders contained LARGE spiders and the other contained SMALL ones.

First they let the large ones mate with the females. Then they let the small ones IMPREGNATE them.

They found that the OFFSPRINGS carried a SIGNIFICANT trace of the DNA of the mother's previous partner even though he didn't sire them.

At first, the scientists thought that the results were because the LARGE spiders had more dominant and powerful genes.

So they conducted a NEW test with new sets of spiders. This time, the small spiders first mated with the female spiders while the larges ones IMPREGNATED them.

Shockingly, the results were the SAME.
The OFFSPRINGS still had significant levels of the DNA of the mother's previous partner.

Put simply:

Marrying a NON-VIRGIN could result in having children with the genetic qualities of a STRANGE man.

Your child will have more than ONE father.
They will NOT be 100% yours.

A QUASI-BASTARD, if you will.

So insisting on a VIRGIN is not just about you.
It's about your KIDS too.

Virginity in a bride is a standard that must NEVER be compromised.

"How do you know she's the one?"

Easy, she's NOT!
The One does NOT exist outside of romance novels.

Also you just met ONE week ago.
In that timeframe, EVERYBODY seems like the one.

By the way, you need to KILL the idea that "you don't want to rush things".
That's NONSENSE.

People, and especially women, BLOW UP their 15-year marriage for a person they met 45 minutes earlier.

There is NOTHING like rushing anything.

Plus, the new relationship still makes both of you think you are the 21st Century Romeo and Juliet.
CAPITALISE on that.

DON'T DAWDLE!

Get what YOU want while the attraction is still burning HOT.

That could be a long-term relationship or a quick fling.
Either way, there is NO point in delaying it.

But regardless of the kind of relationship you want with her, it's best to start with SEX.

Finally, NEVER ask her to be your GF. Even if that's what you want.

DON'T table the relationship talk like you are negotiating a peace deal for Ukraine.

Coming out and asking her to be your GF is boring and puts you in a position to be FLEECED and MANIPULATED.

Just treat her like your GF.
Talk to her like your GF.
And demand things you'd demand from your GF.

Have fun!

DON'T be baffled.
What you have seen is merely a NORMAL level of female ENTITLEMENT.

They think they don't need to EARN anything.
Because they already DESERVE everything.

That's how they are wired.
That's why you'll see a 37-year old hairdresser who calls herself a QUEEN. And genuinely believes in her heart that she's a queen.

It's the ENTITLEMENT.
And the ENDORSEMENT of that entitlement by men with ZERO self-respect.

For instance, why in the world would you STILL speak to a woman who practically told you to DIE rather than lend you money.

Only a debilitating LACK of self-respect will allow you to talk to a woman who RUDELY told you to STOP communicating with her.

The moment she UTTERED that madness, she should have been DEAD to you.

To this lady, you are NOT different from a SCREWDRIVER—only comes to mind when something needs to be fixed.

You FIXED her shitty life and took her from a DEAD-END job in a Primary School to a GREAT job in an airport.

Your reward?
You got DUMPED and DISCARDED!

Now that she's either in trouble or in line for a promotion at work, she reached out to YOU for help.

And your heart is TROUBLED.

Your ONLY recourse:

SILENCE!

DON'T reply with anything. Don't mock her. Don't act hurt about her betrayal.

She GHOSTED you. Treat her like a GHOST.

BLOCK her!

Block HER FRIENDS when she inevitably tries to use them to get to you.

Block YOUR FRIENDS if they try to intercede for her.

Block ANYBODY that tries to advocate for her.

And if anybody tries to tell you to "be the bigger person", CURSE their entire lineage.

Finally, she's NOT "an ungrateful female FRIEND".
She's your malicious, DEVIL-DOPPELGANGER EX-girlfriend.

Use the RIGHT words.

"North Kidnaps, South Slaughters"

This ATTROCITY of a false equivalence could only have been conjured in the mind of a TERRORIST-SYMPATHISER.

In what world is Southern Nigeria known for slaughter OVER Northern Nigeria?

The North KIDNAPS, SLAUGHTERS, RAPE and MAIM with ZERO consequence.

But when the South retaliates, EVERYBODY is outraged.
Politicians who have been no where to be found suddenly go on HIGH ALERT.

A MOB of Northerners LYNCHED a young lady because of a WhatsApp message.

Atiku, one of the BIGGEST politicians from the North, RETRACTED his statement condemning her KILLERS.

Throughout the South, Northern Marauders have been killing, kidnapping, raping and generally TERRORISING people with ZERO push back.

Just this month alone, Fulani Herdsmen MURDERED 5 farmers in Ondo State.

And Fulani Bandits DISPLACED a community of SEVEN THOUSAND people in Enugu.

Point is this:

It's great that you're BLAMING the government.
But equating the North and the South in a comparison that makes the South seem WORSE is MADNESS!

"My stance on politics has always been rooted in integrity..."

Peter Obi talking about INTEGRITY is like Mia Khalifa talking about CHASTITY.

IT'S MADNESS!

He has HOPPED from APGA to PDP to LP.
The only other Presidential aspirant that has hopped MORE than Obi is his former ally—Atiku.

He's free to tout other values he may have, but he MUST keep integrity out of his mouth.

Peter Obi has ZERO integrity.

Musk is a Yahoo Boy.

He sold his OWN company to his OWN company at a BLOATED price.

Yahoo Boy!

I ENDORSE this!

You don't know TRUE EVIL until your Landlord/Landlady is a DEEPERLIFER.

Religious leaders justify owning MULTIPLE Private Jets in a country where 100 MILLION people live below the POVERTY line.

If that's how your religion works, I DON'T want to hear about it.

First of all, the man was NOT her boyfriend.
He was her SUGAR DADDY.

And MARRIED too!

NO man will rent such a beautiful apartment for his GF. He'd rather have her MOVE in with him.

Renting an apartment for a woman is a Sugar Daddy move.

The girl is a PROSTITUTE.

And the Sugar Daddy just found out that he's NOT her only client. Yet he's paying the MOST bill.

That's why the relationship turned SOUR.

A man cannot put you in a FULLY-FURNISHED apartment for a Sugar Baby arrangement just for you to be DISTRIBUTING his sugar to other men for ordinary data subscriptions.

PACK!

People thought a war between Russia and Ukraine would be a walk in the park for Russia. Same people now think a war between the US and Europe would be a walk in the park for US.

FOOLS don't understand war.

They think the STRONGER side will gain a flawless victory.
But the reality is DIFFERENT. It's more BRUTAL than that.

In war, there is NO winner.
EVERYBODY loses.

The "winner" is just the side that LOSES LESS.

And when you realise that loses are counted in HUMAN LIVES, you'll realise that all war is MADNESS!

List was made 9 months ago.
I GUARANTEE you'll not be able to afford HALF the things on that list.

Inflation has taken at least 30% of that #77k.
That's why understanding the Time Value of Money is important.

#77,000 today is BETTER than #77,000 NINE months from now.

Also, giving a STRANGE man MORE money than you give your father and mother COMBINED is MADNESS!

I advocate for JAPA with FERVOR.

But in this case, it makes MORE sense for him to stay in Nigeria.

Reasons:

1. An ANTI-IMMIGRATION sentiment is sweeping through Europe. Hate and racism have become MORE common.

2. UK brings out the sleeping DEMON in Nigerian women. If he travels to UK, your friend is more likely to be divorced, kicked out and HOMELESS in 3 years.

3. Discrimination against Nigerian education and training. He wants to go through the study route which means Masters or PhD.

But the thing is that his first certificate was obtained in Nigeria. Employers will still discriminate against him based on that even if he gets a UK degree.

His experience wouldn't mean much, either.

Unless your friend is a Medical Doctor or a Software Engineer that codes in one of the FORBIDDEN languages.

4. Cost of living. The cost of living in the UK is EXPENSIVE because the standard of living in the UK is BETTER than Nigeria.

But the difference in standard of living may not be enough to justify the difference in cost.

It'll be difficult for him to replicate the standard of living he'll have in Nigeria with #1.2M per month in the UK.

He should REMAIN in Nigeria.
And save up (invest, really) to send his KIDS abroad for education.

Remi and the MC thought they were in Yorubaland where people are taught to "respect their elders" even when said elder is STOMPING on your neck.

Remi Tinubu is a subsidiary of the DISASTER in Aso Rock, she must be REJECTED too.

Good one from the students!

Plus, every SINGLE one of those students have MORE personal accomplishments than Remi.

Her only major accomplishment is being lucky (or unlucky) enough to share Tinubu's bed.
Those students, on the other hand, are on track to become ESSENTIAL personnel in the healthcare sector.

The idea that they need to look up to Remi is MADNESS!

People need to realise that the wife of a GREAT man is NOT automatically a great woman.

Especially Christians. The wife of Daddy GO is NOT Mummy GO. She's JUST the wife of Daddy GO.

Say one thing for Buhari, say he knows WHERE a woman helongs.

One thing he got right was TERMINATING the Office of the First Lady.

Office of the First Lady should NEVER exist.
Unless it's an euphemism for the President's BEDROOM.

Including the second picture is DIABOLICAL.
Love it!

It BEFORE-and-AFTER-ed the querulous woman.
The first picture has been circulating since the issue started as an attempt to present Natasha as some kind of IRRESISTIBLE beauty.

The second picture provides a REALITY CHECK.

She's NOT some ethereal beauty but an aging MAMA padded with makeup.

She NEEDS to go!

Apart from being quarrelsome, she is just TOO DUMB to be a Senator.

If her claims are true, it means she kept quiet while being SEXUALLY HARASSED over an extended period of time.

She DIDN'T report this HUGE violation to a disciplinary committee.

She DIDN'T give press statements or interviews about such a GROSS MISCONDUCT by the Senate President.

BUT the moment the SITTING ARRANGEMENTS were altered, she FLARED up.

That's a SILLY woman with FUCCCKED-UP priorities.

She's like:

"You can grab me by the pussy with ZERO issue but I draw the line at changing my seat "

MADNESS!

That level of dumbness should NEVER be in the Senate.

Dude's acting like a neophyte Yahoo Boy that just got his first client.

Give it 3 weeks, he'll realise he has NOT arrived.
In fact, #77k is NOT even enough for his bus tickets.

Better be a skit.

Minimum wage is #70k. Yet a prostitute wants #200k/month just to show up 5 times per month.

She also expects to be wined, dined and generally PAMPERED.

All because of a DEAD-FISH, loose-lipped and UNFAIRLY used pussy.

MADNESS!

"Show me love"

Send a dicck pic.

This is why RITUALIST Yahoo boys will always have an ENDLESS supply of sacrificial SKULLS.

Imagine suggesting to a young man that the ONLY way to better your lives is through FRAUD.

The CALLOUS witch even wants to PRAY for the boy to succeed in STEALING money from other people.

Heartless and ZERO honour!

Perhaps the WORST part about this NONSENSE is that if the dude agrees and SULLY his lineage by enriching himself through fraud and then buys her cars and bone-straight hair (her EMPTY skull needs to be concealed); another man will still FUCCCK her with just a single stem of rose.

MADNESS!

RCCG is one of the largest POLITICAL PARTIES in Nigeria.

In fact, RCCG has MORE Politicians than the entire Labour Party.

Adeboye is nothing but a political GoDFather that quotes Bible.

NOTHING will happen to Edward!

Bitches will open it wide for a man they are NOT married or engaged to and sometimes NOT even dating. They'll still REFUSE to use condoms, birth control pills, spermicides or any of the other MYRIADS of contraceptives.

YET they'll blame men for their single-motherhood.
FOOLS!

ALWAYS eager to be seen as a victim.
As if she did NOT start slamming her ass against him when Edward was tired of pumping.

In fact, good for Edward for dodging the mini-Natasha.

Imagine the level of MALICE that'd drive a woman to caption a picture of a newborn, completely innocent baby with such BILE.

She is WICKED and WAYWARD.
And now a SINGLE MOTHER.

At this point, she's just a CATASTROPHE with a SLACK vagina.
To be AVOIDED at all costs!

CoronaVirusPro:
Whoever read the epistles should please summarize in 3 sentences.

MORRRON took his on-again/on-again GF to UK expecting a pussy galore.

Bitch REFUSED to Bleep him for 8 months.
Bitch travelled to another city to FUCCCK another guy.

MORRRON caught the bitch and her fucckbuddy together in an UBER.
Bitch DENIED knowing her fuccckbuddy.
Then she reluctantly admitted that her fucckbuddy is "just a friend".

MORRRON blew up and broke up with the bitch.
Now he's worried that he's OVERREACTING by dumping the WHOOORE.

In summary:

It's absolute MADNESS!

An UNCOUTH woman.

Let INEC expedite the recall process so Natasha can settle into her new role as a TikTok influencer.

Your uncle is on the EIGHT track.

I especially like the part about laying PRE-PACKAGED curses on misguided Good Samaritans.

The WICKED woman kidnapped his kids and PREVENTS him from seeing them. She even went against the resolutions of a mediated agreement just to continue her WICKEDNESS.

YET she wants his money so that she can LIE to the kids and PRETEND to be ONLY one taking care of them in order to form SUPERMOMMY.

FUCCCK THE BITCH!

Advise your uncle to NOT pay shishi!

If the ex-wife is bent on ALIENATING him from his kids, then she can FOOT the bills.

The woman is trying to DESTROY your uncle. Imagine accusing him of emotionally-ABUSING the kids she actively RESTRICTS from seeing their father.

Let him IGNORE that useless invitation until it becomes a court case. Especially since it sounds like he doesn't live in Lagos.

When it gets to court, NOBODY will ask him to pay money without granting him the right to see his kids.

Plus, the human rights NGO can testify to the fact that the ex-wife is a CONTENTIOUS woman who disregarded a viable resolution that'd be great for the kids.

Instead, she used them as PAWNS in her unhinged quest to punish their father.

In fact, let your uncle file a COURT case against the bitch. Let him consult with a lawyer and see if a case of kidnapping and emotional abuse can be filed against her.

TWO can play the game.

He doesn't have to REACT to her madness when he can orchestrate his own.

Plus, the bitch is a government worker who is likely BROKE and unable to afford a decent lawyer for any long period of time.

Let him RUIN her financially until she begs. Then ruin her some MORE.

At my placement community, when I was serving as a teacher leader, one of my kids in primary four was being serially rapped by a man who had daughters older than her. When the matter got noticed by a colleague due to the discomfort the little girl was experiencing, nothing drastic was done, even when, after much back and forth, the man accepted to committing the crime. Why, he is a man, and somehow the universe is designed to shield them.

Why didn't YOU do something?
You called yourself a Teacher Leader and did NOTHING when a kid in your school was raped repeatedly by the same man.

You cannot do NOTHING in the face of injustice and lambaste people who do nothing in the face of injustice.

That's HYPOCRISY!

Secondly, there is NO parallel between the cases you cited and the case with Natasha.

Both cases involved little CHILDREN under the care of USELESS adults.

Natasha is a 50-something year-old SENATOR.
The idea that she kept mum because she was intimidated by Akpabio is MADNESS.

If she was intimidated by Akpabio as a sitting senator, what CHANGED after her suspension that suddenly made her an INTERNATIONAL NUISANCE.

Also, who visits the home of a man who's sexually harassing her?

Church is where commonsense goes to DIE.

An adult allowed two USELESS people to assault her for DISCIPLINING her own rowdy child all because of Church.

MADNESS!

These are basically STRANGERS ganging up on an adult and FLOGGING her like a stubborn goat and OTHER adults are in the building watching the ATROCITY unfold.

Religion is a terrible MIND-KILLER.

The Laws of Economics do NOT work in Nigeria.
The economy of Nigeria will BEFUDDLE the most brilliant of ecomomists.

The Invisible Hand of Adam Smith has been stamped out by the very visible GULLET OF GREED.

You can NEVER predict the flow of the Nigerian economy.

When Tinubu REMOVED fuel subsidy, he and his cronies claimed that the REAL price of petrol was about #625+.

They also ASSURED Nigerians that the "real price" would CRASH the moment Dangote launches his refinery.

We ALL know how that's going.

The ONLY thing that is guaranteed in the Nigerian economy is that whatever goes up will ALWAYS go up again.

It's MADNESS!

ANY award that names a TITAN like Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala alongside a NONENTITY like Remi Tinubu is USELESS!

The ONLY achievements Remi has on her own MERITS is an NCE from Adeyemi College of Education and a BS in Education.

ALL her remaining achievements can be traced to her PROXIMITY with Tinubu's diccck.

Honouring her in the same breath as NOI is MADNESS!