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You can't help but LOVE Lagos.

Lagos is the land of equal opportunity. Including equal opportunity DEMOLITION.

They demolish churches, mosques and shrines. No favouritism.

Good one!

Botragelad:
Then after flying to the UK, you chaps make a mess of it until it becomes another third world country, or haven't you noticed that it's mostly illegal immigrants from third word country flocking to the UK?

Let's say you manage to take over the UK and replace it with your culture, how do you plan to sustain it?
I've noticed most of you don't like to start from scratch, you just love what's already been built, and after ruining something good, you start looking for somewhere else that's good. Isn't that a cycle of confusion? Funny lot.

SHUT UP with your dumbness!

The article says 430,000 VISAs. Not illegal immigrants.

These people built a TOURIST ATTRACTION in a desert and scoff at Shariah Laws, they should carry on.

If you have been with someone for at least 6 months and you don't think they are 100% right for you, MOVE ON!

ANY relationship where you see your partner as an OPTION is a JOKE.

430,000 from Nigeria alone?

Indians are still there.

Give it 30 years and all the cultures and civilisation that the UK sailed to on their ship and OPPRESSED and DAMAGED with their presence will FLY on planes to overrun the UK.

Love this for the UK!

This is the kind of REPARATIONS people should seek instead of doing Yahoo. Go to their country and use their resources like they used yours.

Warri people will say:

First to do, e no dey pain;
Second to do, eye go red.

Nigeria is a SHITHOLE with NO redeeming feature.

Even the MOST patriotric Nigerian will NOT be able to point to ONE good thing about Nigeria.

In Nigeria, NOTHING works!

Corruption is the BIGGEST and FASTEST developing sector in Nigeria and it's not even close.

Just yesterday, the Nigerian Team lost to a WHOLE Team USA in Basketball with 74 points to their 88.

I was shocked!

Basketball is a BIG sport in USA. Probably the biggest after football. And NOBODY can deny the fact that they have the BEST of the best equipment.

I expected the Nigerian Team to be completely DESTROYED. Yet the fought a good fight.

The point is Nigeria has EXCESS talents!

But the system and the people at the top are WICKED and OPPRESSIVE. There are people in power actively WORKING against the masses to ensure POVERTY, PENURY, SUFFERING and STARVATION and BACKWARDNESS remain the norm INDEFINITELY.

Every SENSIBLE Nigerian should be working hard to JAPA. Even if it's to Ghana.

Why?

With a beard like that, it's obvious this one just wants to Bleep his way through his entire female congregation starting from the choristers.

ALL pastors are FAKE scammers but this one is FAKER.

Imagine making a statement in reference to the Bible without quoting a SINGLE verse.

Churches should be forced to be registered with a legal body that certifies that the CROOKS creating them at least have theological training. It'll stop churches from springing up everywhere like sex tapes.

Why is NOBODY talking about the price of potatoes?

Everybody is talking about the price of rice and beans. But the price of potatoes has gone OFF THE CHART!

2 medium-sized potatoes are sold for #500 in a major market around here. 3 VERY small ones go for #500 too.

It's crazy!

They are not even goodlooking potatoes, either.

In a JUST world, a LUMP of clay would poll better than Trump and defeat him too.

Trump looks for the most HATEFUL, most EVIL and STUPIDEST people around and appeals to the WORST in them.

That's how he rolls. That's his bread and butter.

The only people who support Trump are the dregs of American society. And billionaires who want more CONTROL like Peter Thiel or billionaires who want to cover their asses regarding their dealimgs with Epstein like Musk.

Trump is a 34X FELON. A rapist. A grifter. A man who took the podium in the face of Covid 19 and told people to drink BLEACH.

But the worst of it is that Donald Trump is a SORE LOSER who tried to topple American Democracy and tried to convince his VP Mike Pence to ALTER election results and told the Georgia Secretary of State to change the result of the election after losing a KEY state to Biden.

In short, the guy tried is DAMNEDEST to rig the election. Then took to EVERY news channel to accuse Biden and his party of rigging the election.

Guy is INCREDIBLY lucky he's not ROTTING in prison.

There are files suggesting he's a PEDOPHILE apart from his CLOSE RELATIONSHIP with Epstein and the SEVERAL flights he took on Epstein's jet.

In contrast, Harris/Waltz offer a ticket where the BIGGEST scandal is that "Harris is NOT black enough and Walz feeds school children in his state and is bringing his diabolical feeding program to ALL the children of the United States."

Trump MIGHT still win but you can rest assured he'd LOSE the popular vote as he's done the last 2 times he competed.

Only reason I want Harris to win is because America is the COMPASS of the world. Whether you like it or not, America leads the world and the rest of the world follows.

If America shows that GARBAGE and CRIMINAL people like Trump can get away with their GARBAGERY and CRIMINALITY, the rest of the world will see a RISE in such actions and behaviours.

Hatred, selfishness and self-indulgence would rule the world. We DON'T want that.

Other than that, NOTHING concerns me with American politics.

I just don't want criminals and drug lords in the highest office of a country to be the NORM.

Nothing new here.

It's human nature to GRAVITATE towards sources of potential benefits. Success attracts and failure repels.

Now about that girl that laughed at you when you were broke:

Embrace her greenlight with a BROAD smile.

Invite her over. (IMPORTANT NOTICE: Don't take her out on a date. Just invite her to your place.)

Cook a nice meal and buy some chilled drinks.

Put on a nice TV show/movie.

Bleep the bitch.

Bleep the bitch AGAIN.

Bleep the bitch SOME MORE.

After she leaves, act like you DON'T know her. NEVER acknowledge her existence again. NEVER talk to her again.

Crappy people who make jest of you at your lowest should be served a COLD dish of revenge when you have risen enough to prepare it.

A man with a good job and a #50M savings who chooses to date a Nigerian girl is NOT broke. He's just a FOOL.

Nigerian girls should NEVER be dated or married. It is the LAW!

OP copied a SHITTY story from Reddit and edited it with pidgin.

Nigeria is getting more LIBERAL everyday but NO Nigerian girl would tell her husband that she'd like to "open the marriage".

Open marriage where people are legally married but still Bleep and date other people requires a level of STUPIDITY and CUCKOLDERY that I hope Nigerian men are yet to attain.

Also the idea of moving out, especially in Lagos where where accomodation is like gold, and leaving your apartment for a woman is also FOREIGN.

OP, get sense!

The only time I feel strong is after I hit the gym.

This is the SOLUTION right here.

If you are NOT sick, there is NO excuse not to hit the gym at least 4 times per week. Bodyweight exercises like pushups and squats is a VIABLE alternative for busy folks.

Look up 5x5 Workout and follow the program. It contains compound exercises like deadlifts and squats that would strengthen your back in no time.

One thing I like about Yahoo Boys is how STUPID they are.

Their ways are NOT pure and their source of wealth is QUESTIONABLE yet they ALL choose to live in highbrow areas. And lead LAVISH lifestyles when they cannot point to a legitimate job or business that funds that lifestyle.

Hushpuppy is the GRANDMASTER of the dumbest of the dumb ones.

A USELESS scammer trying to be an influencer.

Although the actual broadcast was completely LIFELESS, the fact is NO response from Tinubu would have been adequate.

Watched a short part of the clip and Tinubu sounded so ABSENT-MINDED and LIFELESS.

But his REFUSAL to yield to the senseless demands of the agitators is welcome.

Best thing he can do right now is to RESTRUCTURE the country and let the governors handle their states.

There is a reason the protest has been LARGELY loud and violent in Northern Nigeria.

Atiku has also been consistently loud and egging on the violent protesters. I will not be shocked to learn that he is a CHIEF sponsor of the protests.

Might be time for Nnamdi Kanu to get a new roommate.

While the stabbing was HORRENDOUS, I am TITILLATED to no end to see UK citizens being worried about being overrun by immigrants who are forcing their foreign culture into the country.



The UK for some of the most DRASTIC cultural decimations in history. They FORCED their religion, beliefs and culture upon other people. They OPPRESSED with impunity.

They created ABOMINATIONS like Nigeria.

Plus, they were one of the CHIEF PARTICIPANTS in the slave trade.

It makes me happy when I hear them GRUMBLE about immigrants and immigration.

Even if they make their immigration process TIGHTER than a mosquito's asshole, people will still continue to ENTER legally.

And the people already there have been pumping out children like a poor Hausa man. So they are going NOWHERE!

All these give me JOY!

They've already had an Indian Prime Minister. The current Mayor of London is a MUSLIM with Pakistani/Indian ancestry.

The UK is feeling the heat.

Makes me happy!

Sounds like Haril Global Solutions tried to take Nigerians' attitudes towards loan apps to a REAL bank.

Borrowed a WHOOPING #500M to be repaid in ONE year. A company that is so CASH-POOR that it has to borrow money to run its day-to-day activities promised to return #500M with INTEREST in 365 days.

The idiot that approved that loan should be SACKED.

Plus, any company that has something like "Global Solutions" in its name is a potential scammer.

Finally, Globus Bank probably had something like a Standing Order arrangement on the company's account. So their actions are probably legal.

A nice suit and a microphone with FABLES from the bible is a 419 format that will NEVER stop working.

Pastor business is a BOOMING business for a reason. You scam people and they feel good about it.

Very nice business.

Beware!!!

Any job that specifically asks for females is either a RAPIST or RITUALIST. No two ways about it.

Run!

Trump is a CHICKEN!

After running scared from an IMPARTIAL debating platform, dude wants to use Fox News—a NOTORIOUSLY biased news channel whose anchors would be falling over themselves to suckle on Trump's asshole.

Very IDIOTIC!

More on Fox News:

This news update was released by Fox News. So there is no mention of how EXTREMELY right-winged, biased and pro-trump the network is.

It's the most preferred channel for the most RACIST and the dumbest of American people, including neo-Nazis.

Even more:

Fox News CONSISTENTLY promoted lies, that Trump started, about the 2020 elections. More specifically, Fox News claimed that Dominion Voting Systems, a company that operated US election voting system, was party to the RIGGING of the 2020 election.

And that's why Trump still continues to talk about "stolen" election and why his stupid supporters still believe "Trump won".

It was the HANDIWORK of Fox News.

And rhey paid a WHOOPING settlement of almost #800M to Dominion Voting Systems after they took the LYING Fox News to court.

It's because of the lawsuit that their starboy, Tucker Carlson, no longer has a job at Fox News.

As if the PARTIALITY of Fox News is not bad enough, Trump wants to pack the debate venue full of his CULTISTS so that they can heckle Harris.

Very COWARDLY of Trump, if you ask me.

Another thing that this Fox News press release conveniently glossed over are the rules of the Trump-Biden debate that prevents LIVE FACT-CHECKING.

In other words, Trump can lie and lie and LIE and not be called out for his lies. And anyone who knows Trump knows he's the BIG DADDY of liars. Dude lies more than he breathes.

Trump is a CHICKEN and it's sweet to see.

He's so scared of facing Harris alone, he's literally stacking the deck against her. If Harris agrees to the debate, she would NOT only be debating Trump the Chicken but also the 2/3 Fox Panelists and the HUNDREDS of Trump's cultists that would be at the venue.

A truly WEAK and SHAMELESS attempt to save face by Trump the Chicken!

Frankly, I will NOT be surprised if he wins in November. Just mildly disappointed.

The US Democratic Party is asking Americans to overcome two HUGE hurdles in a matter of months—Racism and Sexism.

It's difficult to see how such deep-seated BIASES would not be a problem in November.

That said, the ONLY people who support Trump are religious FANATICS, SUPER stupid and generally BAD people.

Only time Trump ever holds a Bible is when he wants to use it in a GRIFT. Yet some christians think he's the second-coming of Jesus Christ.

Add in the fact that he's a RAPIST, convicted FELON and a suspected PEDOPHILE and you can't help but be DISGUSTED by Trump supporters.

Another IDIOT who thinks tweets are the gospel.

WTF?!

One punch to the face and this bitch RAN away and started whining to every news media. Just ONE punch?

What a WEAK loser!

What did she think she was in for? Beauty pageants?

Very stupid girl!

Any man that REMAINS married to a woman that REVERES another man above him is an IDIOT.

The moment your wife runs to a crusade against your wishes is the moment you waybill her bags to that crusade. Especially if the IDIOTIC pastor is brainwashing your wife to be rude and rebellious towards you.

After series of IRREFUTABLE evidence have been supplied proving the Algerian fighter was indeed FEMALE from birth, IDIOTS still continue to be outraged over a non-existent issue.

Take a closer look at the Italian fighter and you'd realise she's a softie who was praised, pampered and pedestalised for her MEDIOCRE skills.

Faced with a FORMIDABLE and SKILFUL opponent, she folded and cried that she was not ready to die.

Idiots on Nairaland are already taking up what IDIOTS on Twitter started because idiots think anything that has been tweeted is gospel.

First it was criminals in Kano who tried to break into a store. Now these guys are trying to break into a palace.

Protesters are easy to turn into a mob. And a mob is NOTHING but a group of idiots begging to get shot in the face.

Careful now!

No. 2.

Dude's about to be VAWULENTLY jerked awake from his pipe dreams.

Looks like the cover of a PORNOGRAPHIC novel (EROTICA).

The number is likely LESS than 300 when you remove DIABOLICAL doctors in public hospitals who would rather tweet than attend to patients.

ALSO, the brain drain will NOT stop anytime soon. Apart from the SHITTY salaries medical personnel get paid, the environment they operate in and equipment they use are so horrible an abymal they NULLIFY the effects of any caregiving.

I went to a hospital last month for a routine check up and left with a chest/lung infection I'm still dealing with.

That is Nigerian healthcare.

It fakes a FOOL to remarry after a divorce. It takes a BIGGER fool to remarry the SAME woman after a divorce.

Now, the woman is going to MORE of his money in divorce settlement and alimony.