₦airaland Forum

The fact that people derive pleasure from drugs and substances that alter their mind and make them lose control still boggles my mind.

Rather than do drugs for celebrations, get a plate of INSANELY tantalizing food and a phat ass to massacre.

Way better than putting synthetic substances inside your body.

Some men are DELUSIONAL. They assume certain professions or jobs exempt their women from promiscuity.

Fact is NOTHING can stop a woman with a propensity to be unfaithful. She'll cheat on you no matter what.

There is a female US governor that's fuuuccking around with another man even though she is married. I forgot her name.

Nikki Haley, a US presidential candidate, was accused of not 1 but 2 cases of infidelity.

Even if your woman is a Doctor, she'll Bleep other doctors, nurses or even a patient if she wants. A female lawyer will Bleep a judge or other lawyers. A female lecturer will Bleep other lecturers or even students.

The reality is a promiscuous woman will be a promiscuous women no matter her job or profession or status.

Keep that in your mind when dealing with "your" woman. She's not a saint. She's not impervious to cheating.

You don't know what you are talking about.

FOOLISH boy is not getting the message. You are spraying money on a girl and she's pressing her phone.

Someone is about to get dumped.

Kindly add a link to the post.

It sounds like MADNESS that the only thing a Court could do after evidence suggests that Coca-Cola was manufacturing and selling wholesale poison in Nigeria was to advise them to add "Not to be taken with vitamin C" to the label.

I know Nigeria is shittt. Didn't know they would disregard the sale of poison as long as there is a label on it.

For those reading this:

STOP drinking anything that is NOT water. That includes alcohol and sexual enhancement drugs. All of them contain some level of poison.

Even without thetoxic level of Benzoic acid and Sunset Additives, Coca-Cola drinks already contain a POISONOUS amount of sugar.

USA obviously.

The US is big with INSANE economic power. If you go for your PhD and you impress appropriately, you could get a nice job.

Opportunities in US are more than the ones in Germany. Plus, the issue of language barrier would be minimal in US compared to Germany.

Your group of friends sound inconsiderate and DUMB!

A family lost a relatively young man and you hired a DJ to turn his funeral arrangements into a fuckfest.

Be solemn.

"...the sale of $10,000 foreign exchange to each Bureau De Change operator (BDC) in Nigeria at a rate of N1,251/$1."

Cardoso is fighting a losing battle.

Imagine selling scarce Dollars to BDCs (most likely affiliated with politicians) at ABSURD rates just to defend something that is indefensible.

$1.8B is OVER 1 TRILLION Naira. And it's gone in just 18 days. Yet there is no concrete plan to generate more.

No surprises there.

Everybody knows that Shariah Law is a farce that is meant to subdue the poor. We all saw the wife of a Saudi Prince or something in a tight minigown. A poor woman in the same dress would be stoned to death.

The system works so well because the poor would even police themselves.

A farming family? Victims of repeated kidnapping?
Their daughter murdered?

Where is that idiiiot that said a 40-year old man should not relocate?

Read the entire article, not 1 mention of the consequences faced by the soldiers who SLAUGHTERED 3 Policemen in a bid to RESCUE a kidnapper.

Just imagine the number of people this "Alhaji" has kidnapped to get the fat and lazy NPF to conduct an investigation and track him down. Yet, he has been set free!

Also be was sentenced to 7 years in prison (already absurd!) in 2019, yet he's out in 5. Letting a kidnapper and a flightrisk criminal go on good behaviour is dumb!

Forbes still shows him in No. 3 ahead of Mark.

Fact is with the kind of things his companies create, Musk's networth should be pushing $500B by now. But he keeps running his mouth anyhow.

It's wild that someone that has been RAMMED severally by professional pussy-wreckers with video evidence for the WHOLE world to see still has a "dating situation".

1. She'll start talking about "a real man". Coincidentally, her real man would have all the qualities you don't.

2. Everything you do is wrong. Suddenly, you'll realize you breathe too much.

3. She'll start being "too busy" to see.

4. She'll stop picking your calls. Your missed calls would go unreturned.

5. It'll take her 24 houts to return your text messages.

6. Her monetary demands would soar through the roof.

7. She'll CONTRADICT everything you say. You could say "Baby, A is the first letter of the English alphabet," and she'll respond "What about -A?"

8. She'll begin to hang out with other men and accuse you of being "immature and insecure" if you say anything.

9. She'll begin to post pictures of other men on her WhatsApp status with romantic captions and tell you it's her friend's brother's uncle's nephew.

Bonus:

10. Her voice will change from what you're used to. It'll become flat.

Nigerians LOOOOOVE getting scammed

The amount of fuuucckery that is needed to believe in the Christian God is DAUNTING!

Imagine killing off 10 people (Job's children) just to win a bet.

It's even worse when you consider the fact that God already knew the outcome of the bet in the first place. Yet he chose to let 10 people die.

I'm not omni-benevolent or all-loving but I sure as hell WON'T use the lives of 10 people to play BetNaija.

I'd rather choose to remain unborn.

Watching a big yansh BOUNCE as I ram into it from behind.

You can always count on SportyBet to fuuucck you.

I'll just rub one out and sleep like a baby.

This particular phenomenon is INSANE! It's even worse in some foreign countries like USA.

Women would accuse a 28-year old man dating a 19- year old of being a predator. Simple men would back them up.

It's ALL madness!

Women achieve their sexual peak at a VERY young age. Men achieve theirs as they age and become valuable.

Women are BRUTAL during their sexual peak. Then turn bitter when their sexual value plummets.

Imagine a 19-year old girl who fuuucccked and suuucked whoever she wanted in University including men old enough to be her father. Then same woman at 35 and used up is NOW offended when she sees a 19-year old girl with men old enough to be her father.

Funniest part is she'll NEVER admit her hypocrisy.

As a man, ALWAYS go for young women and let the oldies die of jealousy and bitterness. Ignore them into oblivion.

Solutions:

1. Lift weights.

2. Grow beards.

3. Talk less.

4. Mind your business.

5. Ignore idiooots.

24hrs/day EVERYDAY for less than $20. Sign me up!

It DOESN'T matter if the yansh is BIGGER than Olumo Rock, AVOID single mothers!

Relationships are TURBULENT enough between 2 people. But it's a 1000X WORSE with single mothers.

Getting serious with a single mother means you are entering into a relationship with NOT 1, not 2 but AT LEAST 3 people — the lady, her kid and the baby daddy.

What's even worse?

You will be OUTNUMBERED in that relationship. Decisions would be made by the "family" that does NOT include you.

Plus, you could raise a child for decades just to have the bastard seek out his/her real father.

Put another way, single mothers are BAD NEWS!

Some people will tell you that size doesn't matter. That's a lie. Size matters a LOT!

But the only size that matters to you should be YOUR size.

But vaginas come in sizes too. It's up to you to find someone whose vagina is compatible with your dicck. That way, you'll both enjoy sex.

You could park a Dangote Truck in some pusssies and they'll still ask you "Baby, is it in yet?". So even if you have a 16-inch dick, it WON'T matter none.

For reference purposes, the average size of an erect penis in the US is 5.5 inches. Figure out how you compare.

Breasts this big are low-key DISGUSTING.

Imagine doing missionary and each one falls to either side of her body like players on the sidelines waiting for substitution.

Focus on finance. Go with your internship and entry level role and shatter every KPI!

Finance is big EVERYWHERE. If you can demonstrate your competence and have a track record of success in investment banking, you'll NOT have too much problem with getting a foreign employer.

Everybody wants MORE money. If you can make it happen, you'll DEFINITELY get sponsorships.

Unless you want to build products or SAAS that solve problems, FORGET tech in the US. A lot of people in the US already have CS Degrees and they are competing for the same jobs.

Plus, several tech companies have been laying off workers like a rocket shedding its expended booster.

Focus on the one where the foundation is already laid and blow up every hurdle.

They are happy to sack as many workers as possible as long as it means immigrants would leave their country alone.

The UK is currently in panic mode. They are afraid of losing their identity.

Their Prime Minister is Indian. The Mayor of London is Pakistani. Their King is waiting to die and the Royal Family is in shambles.

They don't want immigrants flooding their country anymore. So they'll GLADLY sack anyone that needs to be sacked.

See how neat and uniform it is!

This is basically an IDP camp with more planning than some estates in Nigeria.

Listened to a few seconds of the video and I can tell she's an IDIIIOT with bad intentions.

First of all, 99% of the People who travel abroad do NOT do it to make money. So the premise of her NONSENSE argument is flawed.

The amount of money that is needed to complete the process of emigration in Nigeria is MIND-BOGGLING! The idea that it's ONLY poor people looking for money that choose to travel to UK, Europe, USA, Canada, etc is just plain DUMB!

It's even dumber when you consider the fact that a 40-year old man is UNLIKELY to receive external support to finance his plans.

People who travel do it to get AWAY from the economic quagmire, political instability, infrastructural collapse and the general LAWLESSNESS that is the hallmark of the Nigerian society.

Put simply, people travel out to get a better quality of life for themselves and their families.

Anyone who thinks people are fleeing Nigeria to make money is just being DELIBERATELY obtuse.

She's advocating for staying in Nigeria and "looking for money in dirty places". She doesn't realize that all the money in Nigeria would make no difference if you fall sick and the hospitals do NOT have ordinary X-ray machine to help with the diagnosis.

For those reading this:

If it enters your body to leave Nigeria and you can afford it, LEAVE! Even if you are 99 years old, LEAVE!