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Boxing is a BRUTAL sport.

It would probably get banned in the future or re-evaluated.

Some boxers have a punching power that's 2X the weight of a bag of Dangote cement. Imagine getting hit on the head over and over with that.

Dangerous!

"The President will be accompanied on the trip by the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Yusuf Tuggar, and other senior government officials."

Another entourage to waste Nigeria's money.

Handiwork of USELESS cultists.

It's INSANE how the useless security operatives let knives and hammers be smuggled into the campus but would be quick to harass students for indecent dressing.

Also if he sustained defensive wounds on his hands as the article claimed, then people should have heard him screaming. Lecturers have their offices in the faculty building. Students and other lecturers should have heard something.

This entire case is STRANGE.

"God...divine... miracle"

Who died and made this idiiot Pope?

Nigeria is NOT a theocracy. No one is interested in Umahi's beliefs and his "conversations" with God.

Plus, the idea that God spoke to a Nigerian Politician is LAUGHABLE.

The only spiritual entity that'll communicate with a Nigerian Politician is the DEVIL. Even then it's not to give revelations, instructions or information; it's to take tutorials from them on how to be WICKED.

1. Sex plummets.

2. Familiarity abounds and contempt follows.

3. Rebellion to prove you are not the boss of her is not unheard of.

4. You could end up raising the bastards of her boss, coworker or ex.

5. More responsibility, FEWER appreciation.

6. Unlimited entitlement.

7. Her family problem is yours to bear and your family should DISAPPEAR.

8. You will NEVER win another argument.

9. You are ALWAYS wrong.

10. You slave and slave and slave for her pleasure.

I want to blast this guy for killing himself over a girl that looks more masculine than some wrestlers. But I get the pain of heartbreak.

Building your WHOLE life around a single person just to watch it explode from the inside out is painful. It can drive you crazy to see your FOREVER content with being someone else's QUICKIE.

The Solution:

Avoid the scarcity mindset. NOBODY is so perfect that they cannot be replaced. In fact, the character and quirks you love so much in your partner is bountiful in someone else without the ANNOYING traits your partner has.

You CAN always find someone else.

NEXT, don't build your life around ANYONE. Build your life for yourself. Not for other people. Especially, NOT for a romantic partner that could up and leave you in a moment's notice.

NEVER make a girl the focus of your life.

Finally, always be on the lookout for other options. It doesn't matter if you are married or in a relationship. Train yourself to take note of people who like you and file it at the back of your mind.

That way when your beau INEVITABLY misbehaves, you know whose doors to knock and whose pussy to knack.

Women panic when they hear "DNA Test" because it pierces the veil of falsehood and pretence they show the world.

Women, especially married ones, pretend to be long-suffering, devoted angels to their husband. They pretend to be the ULTIMATE wife meanwhile they are deepthroating strange dicccks like it's an Olympic sport.

For the first time in ages, science has provided a concrete way (DNA Tests) to reveal the hidden treachery of PROMISCUOUS women and they TREMBLE at the thought.

Accessibility of and awareness about DNA Tests have made it possible that women will NOW face the dire consequences of fuuuuccking around.

Women are NOT used to facing the consequences of their actions. That's why they revolt and get angry at the mention of a DNA Test.

That said, EVERY man must do a DNA Test for EVERY one of his "kids". Unless he wants to raise bastards.

Rather than admit she started WHOORING before she was even 18, a woman would look you deep in your eyes and tell you she was raped.

She'll swear to God that that's how she lost her virginity.

As a woman, just be a little bit good-looking and a little bit smart; men would fall over themselves for you.

Would this boss be so eager to fly across continents to attend the wedding of a MALE employee. Dude obviously has a crush on the girl, hence the GRAND GESTURE.

It's an OBSESSION and it's NOT healthy.

3 of the GREATEST men in the world.

It's NONE of my business.

Big if true.

A great one from Otti.

Join be ready to DIE!

You want to become a cultist because you like their FAKE camaraderie and their "big boy lifestyle. No problem. Just be prepared to get BUTCHERED!

Cultism is for WEAK-MINDED fools who would rather be enslaved to a group than take control of their own lives.

It can cause a LOT of problems. For instance sore throat, catarrh and decrease in heart rate.

Plus, it slows digestion. That can result in constipation. Constipation can lead to hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

Consider a cold bath instead.

It's INSANE how poor people pump out kids like a politician pumps out lies.

You live in a room and parlour with 5 kids and one on the way. To what end?

Most children of poor parents would end up slaving to build more wealth for the children of the rich. That's why people like Elon Musk would keep complaining about declining birth rate and encouraging people to give birth.

Poor people should NOT give birth. Even though sex is the only pleasure they can afford. They should use birth controls.

Plus, it's more difficult to escape poverty when children are involved. Because children are crazy expensive.

Financial instruments and investments are so complicated that it's relatively easy to scam the uninitiated.

But the entire crypto industry makes it LAUGHABLY easy to scam a shiiiit ton of people at once.

It's complicated and messy with EXTREMELY lax regulations. Plus, the promise of wild returns drive an ENDLESS stream of people into the industry.

It's great to see this one get some nice jail time.

If a dirty Alhaji was shoving his NASTY balls deep inside your "reserved" bride-to-be that's not like other women, wouldn't you like your friend to tell you?

Would you prefer to discover it yourself on your wedding night when you see her vagina that looks like something that's been in a car wreck?

Tell him ONCE. If he doesn't believe you, move on. If he believes you, support him through the betrayal. Be there for him.

The whole post reads like something written by a creepy old guy.

In fact, it sounds like the old guy is pained that young girls rejected him in favour of escapades with their age mates.

All the 5 reasons given for not wanting to get married sounds valid to me.

ALSO, anybody who uses the phrase "a real man" is a manipulative piece of garbage.

Putin has no intention of winning the Ukraine War. Neither does he want another kind of conclusion to the war.

The goal is to drag it out and continue the war INDEFINITELY just to make sure NATO does not establish a base in Ukraine.

I like the swift response.

I realized there is an accessibility crisis in Nigeria the day I saw a hospital with stairs and NO ramp.

This particular brand of criminality is VERY common.

They buy empty bottles of recognized brands and fill them with nonsense water then charge the same price.

They are EVERYWHERE!

Glad NAFDAC is looking into fhem.

Next is to look into pure water. There are NAFDAC certified pure water factories that produce water that smells like a teenager that just discovered perfumes.

If an ordinary person made that statement, I'd have called them DUMB. But Allen is a successful entrepreneur so he's obviously NOT dumb.

He is just out of touch. Painfully so.

He said you could hire a maid, driver etc on a salary of #200K. That's a joke. And it's not even funny.

First of all, the quality of food in Nigeria is terrible. If you eat out, you are trusting God that you're not consuming poison.

Income comparison for someone on Allen's level would make a lot of sense. If he's worth just $500M, he has UNLIMITED power in Nigeria and access to all the goodies that first world countries can offer.

On the other hand, someone worth $850M in the US still hasa ceiling to how much power he can wield.

For the average Joe, it is ALWAYS a good idea to choose sane countries like UK over Nigeria.

Fuccccking INSANE!

5 PhDs! That's Dr raised to power 5!

Kidnappers in Abuja should focus on the fat politicians there and leave ordinary folks alone!

Hope the kids come back safe.

That is NOT the voice of a composed man. It is the voice of a DEFEATED man.

He caught his wife with a strange dick inside her and he's still BEGGING her for a divorce. Also, neither the wife nor her affair partner seemed particularly disturbed.

They acted like the man was just an annoying element that interrupted their sexy time.

Plus, the husband knew the wife was cheating already. It's NOT her first time.

Alcohol has NEVER been safe. It's a slow poison.

But I get what you mean. Nigerians have introduced their own nasty methods of producing alcoholic beverages.

Best thing in Nigeria now is to AVOID anything that comes in a package.

Osinbajo looks regal. He also seems genuinely happy.

A shame Tinubu and his cabals robbed Nigerians of such a fine leader.

Time to learn Russian.

No way these are NOT Boko Haram TERRORISTS! No way!

Nigerian Military tiptoe around in the North. They NEVER misbehave. Before they make a move, they must have seen these criminals shoot and kill people.

Then watch them shoot and kill people some more just for proof. Otherwise, Nigerian Military wouldn't have made a move.

What this news is saying is that the Nigerian Military have chosen to release 200 TERRORISTS into an already destabilized country.

Nigerians should get ready.

Also, it's strange this is coming after Gumi's meeting with them. Could they have negotiated a deal with the terrorists?

Nigerian Military only flex their muscles on unarmed villagers. It's a cult with government approval. Like all cult groups, it's filled with cowards
who are quick to gang up on a defenseless and outnumbered person.

Faced with armed opponents with equal or superior numbers, Nigeria Military will flee or get crushed.

More like a shame to women.

Bobrisky is better at being a woman than women.