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EducationRe: Faith Omodon, Missing Delta Student 'Spotted In Her Boyfriend’s Residence' by Namaster: 6:30pm On Apr 19, 2024
I pity people raising female kids nowadays. They are DUMB and promiscuous. You cannot stop them.

I ALWAYS offer my condolences to a man with a newborn daughter.
RomanceRe: Naija my libido was fucking high, na here i know say bills dey kee libido by Namaster: 4:31pm On Apr 19, 2024
A low libido is a BLESSING in disguise. You can focus on important stuff rather than chasing problems.
RomanceRe: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by Namaster: 9:57am On Apr 19, 2024
Good one.

But that's even too much.

ALWAYS work on the premise that ALL women are HOES. You will never be disappointed.

Women are smarter than men think. A woman will LOUDLY and VIGOROUSLY advocate for DNA tests in public while she knows that her husband is raising a BASTARD. And will flip out if he even suggests it.

Women have NO problem being a hypocrite.
RomanceRe: If You're An Highly Intellectual Person, Then This Post Is For You. by Namaster: 9:47am On Apr 19, 2024
This entire post is NONSENSE!

The title says Highly Intellectual people. But body of your post describes a NEUROTIC and EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE person that is ULTRA NEEDY.

Plus if a single word of criticism can ruin your WHOLE day, you may be dealing with a case of EXTREMELY low self-esteem.

Work on that.

Plus you don't even need to be an intellectual juggernaut to AVOID toxic people. You just need common sense.
RomanceRe: Stop With The Unplanned Pregnancies by Namaster: 9:36am On Apr 19, 2024
It's sheer STUPIDITY.

You live in a self-contained apartment with a dead-end #50k per month job and you keep fucking a girl raw.

No condoms. No Postinor 2. No nothing!

Then they'll come online to bitch about not being ready to be a father yet. All of them are MAD!

USE CONDOMS!

Condoms are so advanced right now. The excuse that "I don't feel anything with condoms" is BULLSHIIT!

There are ultra-thin condoms that the only downside to using them is escaping STDs and avoiding unwanted pregnancies.

You'll notice the people who create these posts are all POOR and STUPID. The unwanted pregnancy is their first step to creating a legacy of GENERATIONAL POVERTY.

They need to get sense.
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice, I Can’t Get Over Her Past by Namaster:
Most women know about body counts and how men view it, so they lie about it. That's why "your girl" admitted to just 3 relationships. Spoiler alert: her body count is MORE than that.

They know about body counts but they are yet to catch on about PROXIMITY COUNTS. That's the number of people that have bleeped her that you know personally and see regularly.

That's why a man MAY tolerate and even cherish a girl with 25 body counts made up of strange men that he DOESN'T know and that are no longer in the picture in any form. But the same man will NEVER look at a woman that has bleeped his cousin.

Both counts are more EMPHASIZED in a serious relationship than casual ones. That's why you were still able to let it go at the beginning of the relationship. You thought you might be able to hit it and quit it. But you developed feelings and started to think about your future together. That's why it's now causing you sleepless nights.

Anyway, the pain is that you REGULARLY see someone that has bleeped her before you did. You feel defrauded that he got to hammer your serious pussy before you did. You feel like you came in second place. Seeing the the guy CONSTANTLY rubs your nose in it. The feeling of being a loser latches on to you every time you see the guy.

Plus, you don't know the kind of sex they had. This guy might have bleeped your girl in MYRIADS of waya you cannot imagine. Did she deepthroat his dick or swallowed his cum. Maybe he bleeped her ANALLY. How many times?

He has explored EVERY part of your girls body. It's even worse when you consider the fact that they met in a church yet still chose to fornicate. So that means the guy has ZERO qualms about beating your girls pussy like someone that stole an iPhone 15 in Computer Village.

That relationship is forever TAINTED. You will NEVER be happy or content if you let your relationship get serious (that includes marriage). Imagine doing Thanksgiving for your wedding at a church where one of the "brothers" already BATTERED your new bride's pussy.

The pain!

Your options:

1. Dump the girl NOW. Dating 2 guys from the same church does not speak well of her character anyway.

2. Continue to Bleep her while you look for a girl that hasn't bleeped anyone you know. When you find one, DUMP the current girl. If you go this route, dial back your lovey-dovey.

3. Be a cuuck and continue the relationship. But NEVER forget that once a guy has bleeped a girl, he ALWAYS has a shortcut back to that pussy.

Remember this:

When a pussy and a diick with history are in close proximity, it's ONLY a matter of time before they collide. It's inevitable.

One day you will have a disagreement and she'll run to the nearby "brother". That one will offer her an emotional support dick and she'll gobble it with gratitude.

That is the future you're dealing with. Also DON'T say she's not like that. Church people who fornicate have a moral compass that is WORSE than that of a prostitute.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Vetoes Palestinian Bid For Recognition As Full U.N. Member State by Namaster: 12:41am On Apr 19, 2024
The US is one FAAAT hypocrite.

Imagine MILDLY condemning Israel's attacks on civilian settlements. Even strongly suggesting that Israel refrain from invading Rafah.

Also the US have in the past suggested a ceasefire to the conflict. There were even talks about a Two-state Solution.

In spite of all these, The US unilaterally shut down the official attempt by Palestine to be fully recognised. This would have put a stop to the ongoing conflict.

US pretends to be angry in the media when reports show that Israel have killed civilians and aid workers but turn around to supply same Israel with weapons and scuttle attempts that could potentially defuse the conflict.

What a hypocrite!

Also 12 people voted in support of the bid and the US singlehandedly vetoed and KILLED it. Just goes to show the UN is nothing but a US puppet.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Marching Kaduna Residents Into Forest by Namaster: 8:20pm On Apr 17, 2024
"When contacted, ASP Mansur Hassan, the Public Relations Officer for the State Police Command, stated that he would reach out to the area for details before providing further comments."

Nigeria is FINISHED.

A whole community is surrounded by an army of bandits marching people into the forest like cattle YET Police is talking like a politician.

But when it comes to harassing innocent and unarmed civilians, you'll see them using terms like "swing into action".
PoliticsRe: Naira Drop Manipulates By CBN To Deceive People Economy Is Working - Bloomberg by Namaster: 7:04am On Apr 17, 2024
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BusinessRe: Dollar Makes "U" Turn, Begins To Appreciate Against Naira by Namaster: 6:51am On Apr 17, 2024
Anyone with a basic understanding of economics will understand that the recent appreciation in the value of Naira is a FLUKE.

The government keeps pumping dollars to "government-approved" BDCs. That's why there is a post on FP about BDC association praising the government.

Draining the foreign exchange reserves to defend the Naira is like using petrol to put out a fire. Sooner or later, it's going to blow up in your face.

By the time the reserves get dangerously low, investors trust in Nigeria will be shaken. Fear that Nigeria would be unable to fulfill its Dollar commitments and obligations.

Then companies in Nigeria would be falling over themselves to quickly repatriate whatever Dollars they can. The resulting pressure on Naira would be unprecedented.

Plus, there is no visible plan of action to generate MORE forex. Meanwhile, our reserve is DEPLETING at an alarming rate.

The Dangote Refinery that was touted as a cure is no longer feasible. FG has opted to sell crude oil to Dangote in Naira.

Conclusion is that the current exchange rate is UNSUSTAINABLE. It'll even get worse than before when the new minimum wage is implemented.
RomanceRe: Abi We Just Come This Life Come Fūck Only? by Namaster:
It's because the foundation of human society is FAULTY. Human society was designed in such a way that wealth and power accrue to a select few.

Why is that?

Because human society was forged by and around the select few from the very beginning. For instance, the concept of taxes is nothing but protection money that is paid to the select few for the privilege of living without being harassed.

The ONLY way to break into the ranks of the select few is through EXTRAORDINARY luck, talent, hardwork, Intelligence or a combination of these.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Girlfriend And Dumps Her Body At Her Other Boyfriend's Place by Namaster: 8:52pm On Apr 16, 2024
A shame!

Wasted 2 lives and traumatized many more because a girl has a severe case of wandering pussy.

Men need to understand the NEW normal. Women have evolved. Men need to adapt quickly. Societies now encourage women to let loose and frolick all they want.

Men need to understand this and STOP committing to any woman in any way. A man's goal should be to Bleep your own and move on.

Kill every INSTINCT that wants to compel you to commit to a woman. Loyalty is no longer a virtue. Women now see being a hoe as a sign of enlightenment.

Men need to realise this and stop expecting things that modern women are INCAPABLE of being or giving.

It'll save a lot of lives.

Bleep your own and move on. They can't Bleep around on you if you are not around in the first place.
PoliticsRe: Keep Your Dollars Closer! - Aisha Yesufu by Namaster: 7:17pm On Apr 16, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Bandit Plays With Lebanese Worker: "Foreign Firms Pay Bandits For Protection" by Namaster:
Pay a criminal in a sane country and you'll be charged with aiding and abetting and thrown in jail. Pay a criminal in Nigeria, you'll be celebrated for being smart and invited to symposiums.
Foreign AffairsRe: Georgian Politician Punches Opponent In Face In Brawl Over ‘foreign Agent’ Law by Namaster: 9:15pm On Apr 15, 2024
The worst of every society seems to find their way into politics.
CrimeRe: Georgia Father Sentenced To 50 Years In Prison For Poisoning His Daughter by Namaster: 6:13pm On Apr 15, 2024
Sometimes, I think gold-diggers know something the rest of us don't.

Imagine trying to kill an INNOCENT baby just to avoid paying child support.

Also dumb guys like this should be preemptively castrated to avoid propagation of their dumbness.

You hit a pussy raw time after time and act like a demon when it leads to pregnancy. What were you expecting?
CrimeRe: Breaking: There Has Just Been A Knife Attack On A Priest During Service by Namaster: 12:20pm On Apr 15, 2024
Guy stabbed the Priest like the Priest stole his girl.
PropertiesRe: Osogbo Bogus Property Value, Effect Of Greed And Yahoo. by Namaster: 8:13am On Apr 15, 2024
A couple of years ago, I went to check out Osogbo because of the stable power supply.

There is NOTHING in Osogbo except beer parlours and EXTREMELY greedy people. The house rents are ridiculous.

But the house agents are not special in their greed, deception and overall incompetence. One criminal agent I met took me to a shitty 2 bedroom apartment when I explicitly told him I was looking for a room and parlour.

The best thing is for government to create a platform where all landlords have their apartments posted DIRECTLY. No agents. Agents are parasites.

Some of them will take you to another agent who'll take you to another agent. Then the "Total Package" will swell by more than 100% to satisfy their greed.

I HATE agents. They are criminals that should all be locked up.
RomanceRe: I Need Advice On A Single Mother Of Two. by Namaster:
Children are a NIGHTMARE to raise these days. Raising another man's children is the kind of nightmare that even Stephen King cannot conjure.

First of all, you are opening yourself up to a LOT of problems. You are inviting not 1, not 2 but 3 strangers into your life.

If you have NO kids, you will IMMEDIATELY be outnumbered in your own home. If you have kids, you are exposing them to unhealthy levels of rivalry.

Nothing disappoints a child than seeing their parent investing his scarce resources EQUALLY in children that are not related to him.

It communicates to the kids that if their father could invest in strange kids as much as he invests in them, then they are not special to him. The superior love that parents have for their offsprings does not exist in their lives.

In short, they feel UNLOVED. Or less loved.

And make no mistake, your wife will make sure your investments (both emotional and financial) in her kids are equal to your investments in your kids. She'll argue that it's the only way to keep the family cohesive.

Meanwhile, she'll NEVER do the same for your kids. Your kids will begin to learn firsthand the origin of the evil stepmother fairy tales.

That is if you have kids.

If you don't have kids, why are you eager to live your life raising another man's kids. Kids that will NEVER accept you as their father.

Their father is dead which makes him a special kind of hero that can never be replaced. To them, you are nothing but a wallet and a mother-fuuucker.

Plus when you try to discipline them, they'll feel like you were being too harsh because they are not your biological kids. Your wife will feel like you were being too harsh because they are not your biological kids. Then you will start to question yourself whether you were being too harsh because they are not your biological kids.

Also the quality and frequency of sex with a single mother is NEVER great. Pregnancy and child birth fuucks up a woman's body. Sometimes, her mind too.

You'll have to deal with that too.

Finally, everybody you know will think of you as a LOW-QUALITY MAN. They will treat you as such. It'll be unconscious, not deliberate. It's a kind of evolutionary instinct.

Only a low-quality man with no other options will choose to raise another man's seeds for a chance at getting pussy. It means you agree to let your resources be siphoned to raise offsprings that offer you no reproductive advantage in exchange for a puuusssy that's been damaged by another man's dick and the birth of another man's children.

Low quality!

One last thing:

All single mothers are angels when dealing with a prospective suitor. Marry them and you'll unlock their hidden demons.
AutosRe: Tokunbo 2002 Camry V6 For Sale by Namaster: 5:59am On Apr 15, 2024
rexlims:
Chai this country is gone. I remember buying this very model as my first car for just 900k direct tokunbo in d year 2018.
A huge part of that is pure GREED. Imagine trying to sell a 22-year old car at #4.2M "distress" sale.
RomanceRe: She'd Be 31 Soon This Month, Looking For A Life Partner by Namaster: 9:23pm On Apr 14, 2024
All these and no pictures.

Funny.
HealthRe: My Self Esteem Is Seriously Impaired. What Can I Do? by Namaster:
Do these now:

1. Start lifting weights. If there is no gym around you, start doing push ups. Go to YouTube and look up the variety of push ups and adopt at least 4 types. Do them EVERYDAY!

Exercise EVERYDAY! It'll make your frame stronger and improve your mental health. Read up on progressive overload and incorporate it into your exercise routine.

2. Stop eating NONSENSE food. Cut off soft drinks and alcohol.

3. Groom REGULARLY and more often. Find a correct barber and ask him for suggestions of hairstyles that'll fit the shape of your skull. Be ready to spend on grooming.

4. ALWAYS dress like you are getting ready to meet your sworn enemy. Dress to OPPRESS! Wear clean clothes that fit.

Tucking in your shirts may give you a funny look, so get yourself a nice blazer to go with it. Has the added benefit of making you look bigger.

5. Look people in the eyes when talking to them. Don't stare, just look. You can practise this by going to the market to price something.

6. Speak LESS and speak RARELY. Embrace awkward silences. If you don't know what to say, you shut up. Also normalise asking questions like "what do you think?"

7. Get yourself a KILLER perfume/body spray. Works like magic.

8. Learn something NEW. Could be a musical instrument, a new skill or a new hobby. But learn something NEW.

9. Get new shoes, sandals and palm sandals. Get quality footwears that make it look like you care about yourself. Even uf you're not feeling it.

10. If anyone disrespects you, call them out on it IMMEDIATELY. Tell them you don't like it and will not tolerate it. If they persist, cut them off and treat them like they are DEAD to you.

BONUS:

Fuuuck a hookup a girl with PHAT yansh at least TWICE a month if you don't have a girlfriend.

Read these books:

1. No More Mr. Nice Guy by Robert Glover.

2. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene.

3. The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuuuck by Mark Manson.
HealthRe: An Ethiopian Woman Who Stays Without Food And Water For Over 16yrs. by Namaster: 8:28pm On Apr 14, 2024
Fake news.
Foreign AffairsRe: Rishi Sunak Confirms That The British Royal Airforce Shot Down Iranian Drones by Namaster: 3:04pm On Apr 14, 2024
If WW3 becomes a thing, it'll be because of the West who can't keep it in their pants.

Israel fuuucked around and when it came time for them to find out, a lot of busybodies intervened on their behalf. When busybodies choose to intervene on behalf of Iran, let no one cry foul.
CelebritiesRe: If Hip-hop Legends Were White by Namaster: 3:03pm On Apr 14, 2024
Kanye West looks like he drives an ice-cream truck offering free samples to kids without parental supervision.
Christianity EtcRe: How An Amputee's Body Part Could Be Restored. by Namaster: 2:33pm On Apr 14, 2024
"That is, first, the amputee must be willing to receive a miracle: because God cannot do anything without your will."

Rubbish!

When Lazarus was brought back from the dead, was he willing? Was his consent necessary?

Starting with an excuse so that you can shift the blame when your miracles INEVITABLY fail.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Know Angels Had SEX With Beautiful Women And The Romps Produced Giants! by Namaster: 12:00pm On Apr 14, 2024
NEVER take a closer look at Christianity if you don't want it to unravel like a loose thread.

For instance, The Bible calls the angels the sons of God and go on to say that their spawns eere superior to that of human males.

But when you ask a Christian, they'll tell you angels are just SERVANTS of God and they serve "True Christians" too. In other words, angels are inferior to humans.

At least, that's what the average Christian will claim.

But if you ask them for proof, they'll tell you that Angels don't have freewill but humans do. Yet the excerpts you posted suggest that angels defied their directives to come to earth and RAPE young women.

Christianity is next level fuuckery.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran And Israel Are Not Christians Country, Who Carry This War For Head Most? by Namaster: 11:58am On Apr 14, 2024
Christians are so dumb they worship a Jew. And pedestalize a Jewish country.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel/iran: UK Citizens Condemn Rishi Sunak's Statement, Call Out Hypocrisy by Namaster: 11:02am On Apr 14, 2024
madridguy:
I guess they're Muslim hiding under British names cheesy to attack Sunak.
You don't have to be a muslim to see the hypocrisy.

If a country feeling like a strong man bombs your embassy and kill your top general, you have every right to RETALIATE in the harshest way imaginable.

It's INSANE to expect Iran to take Israel's assault lying down when Iran has the means and justification to make them pay.

Iran is doing what Israel did to Gaza. Yet the West praised Israel and pledged their undying support. Then turn around to condemn Iran for doing the same thing.

You don't need to be a muslim to be utterly disgusted by the hypocrisy.

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