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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Faces Collapse 'in Less Than A Year' If War Continues: Retired General by Namaster: 7:27pm On Aug 22, 2024
TERRORISTS invaded their country to kidnap Israeli citizens. Then these TERRORISTS tortured, raped and killed some of the citizens.

Israel is ENTITLED to annihilating Hamas by whatever means necessary.

However, what grinds my gears is Netanyahu's blatant disregard for his allies like the USA. Especially his remarks towards Biden.

He treats them with CONTEMPT but is happy to collect their money and military aids.

That's DUMB!

You don't bite the hands that feed you. If America and their other allies SEIZE their logistical, material and monetary support for Israel, Netanyahu would find himself in HOT soup.

Alliances work because when your allies give you a win, you also do your part to give your allies a win.
Foreign Affairs › Re: NATO To Deploy Up To 5,000 Soldiers On Finland-russia Border(photos ( by Namaster:
The West keep DEMONISING Russia but cannot point to what they are doing wrong.

ONLY thing Russia did wrong is being TOO big for them to control.

Putin refuses to let the West, especially America, control his country with their corporations and their media like they do in the West. He refuses to be intimidated by their economic sanctions.

The West cannot comprehend how a country that's almost as powerful as the US would refuse to tow the line and let foreign countries wield significant influence over them.

NATO is being aggressive by extending its borders with Russia. Russia shares borders with 14 countries and 6 of them are NATO members. If Ukraine joins, then 50% of the countries that share borders with Russia would be populated and controlled by ENEMY soldiers.

NONE of the powerful countries in NATO would permit that to happen to their OWN borders. Especially the US who are known for being easily threatened and triggered and violently LASHING OUT in response.

Russia is 100% justified in WHATEVER action it takes to defend itself. And that includes the use of NUCLEAR weapons.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Gives Speech Shielded By Bulletproof Glass – But Fails To Stay Behind It by Namaster: 7:04pm On Aug 22, 2024
The MOST hilarious thing about all these is that the champion of people who are ANTI-GUN CONTROL is now HIDING behind bulletproof glass like a SISSY.

Guns are NOT the problem but your flagbearer is COWERING behind bulletproof glass to hide from the guns that are not the problem.

What a joke! grin
Education › Re: Top 3 States In The Top 10 Courses by Namaster: 4:54pm On Aug 22, 2024
Imo is something ELSE.
Politics › Re: Bandits Kill 13 Farmers In Niger State by Namaster: 3:46pm On Aug 22, 2024
These are NOT bandits but TERRORISTS!

These criminals MURDERED 13 people so brutally other farmers got so TERRIFIED they have refused to go to their farms.

Bandits STEAL. They don't KILL and KIDNAP people for ransom. They DON'T terrorise entire communities and make them pay TRIBUTES.

These are NOT bandits but TERRORISTS.

Newspapers and reporters should use the CORRECT labels.

Plus Tinubu and his government need to BUCKLE UP and deal with these terrorists. The North should be OVERRUN with Military checkpoints and Army Barracks.

You shouldn't be able to spit in ANY direction without hitting a soldier. It's a fucking STATE OF EMERGENCY!

These people MURDERED an Emir yesterday and got paid #60M and 5 motorcycles TODAY.

That's INSANE!

That is making TERRORISM, kidnapping and MURDER profitable and more RAMPANT.

Also the fact that Tinubu allows them to continue to SLAUGHTER farmers is one of the reasons for the ARTIFICIAL farmine and UNBEARABLE inflation in the prices of food.

He needs to wake up and CRUSH the criminals before things get even HARDER.
Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Buy This Kind Of Toilet Seat? (pix) by Namaster: 2:39pm On Aug 22, 2024
Looks STUPID!

When HOT shiit hits you out of nowhere, the last thing you want to do is go through the added motion of raising your leg to straddle a horse.

Plus, you'd have to manoeuvre to the side to urinate as a man or sit down and straddle a horse as a man EVERYTIME you urinate.

Designer of the toilet is DUMB. ANYBODY that buys it is dumber.

Better to spend your money on one of them fancy Japanese toilets.
Business › Re: ₦110.9 Billion Public Offer: Key Takeaways From FCMB Group's Investor Pitch by Namaster:
I find it hilarious that ANY bank in Nigeria would attribute their financial success to "effective management and strategic foresight".

So funny! grin

Banks in Nigeria are one of the SHITTIEST institutions in Nigeria. Their physical services are rife with INEFFICIENCIES and you'd OFTEN have to deal with incompetent or passive-aggressive customer reps.

Their ONLINE services are even WORSE. A bank's MAJOR app would go offline for several hours and they would NOT even bother to let you know.

A week has not gone by that I've not received some kind of "we are working on it" message from Sterling Bank.

Banks in other countries make a major part of their revenue from making consumer CREDIT available to customers. They make it SUPER easy for people to get credit facilities by making credit cards available to customers.

There are people who have worked in Nigerian banks for DECADES that don't know something like credit cards exist.

Unless you are a BILLIONAIRE, getting access to credit facilities from Nigerian banks would require you to twist and turn and jump through INSANE hoops.

And then there are the CHARGES. Oh the charges!

You want to send money? Charges!
You want to receive money? Charges!
You have an ATM/Debit card? Charges!
You did NOT do anything with the account? It's just there? Here are some MORE charges!

I once got charged ATM card maintenance fees when I did NOT even have an ATM card linked to that account.

The ONLY reason Nigerian banks keep making INSANE money is bevause of the disorganised and CORRUPT system in Nigeria that let them scam customers.

Another reason banks make so MUCH money is the fact that we don't have a FUNCTIONAL legal system where people can SUE them for enough money to bankrupt them for their criminal ways.
Career › Re: Despite Risking Our Lives, We Still Face Criticism From The Public - Police by Namaster:
Police job is VERY risky.

I mean WAYLAYING motorists and bike riders for #200 is not easy. Sometimes the victim may NOT even have change and you have to wait for him/her to look for change.

Another BIG risk is that you don't know when an armed robbery would happen in your vicinity and you'd need to QUICKLY remove your uniform before one pesky civilian asks you to intervene.

Another risk is that you don't know when a 17-year old girl you RAPED inside your Police Station would be BRAVE enough to speak out about your ATROCITY.

And you have to do ALL these things when anybody could be recording you.

Very risky INDEED.
Romance › Re: This Babe Always Claim She's Still A Virgin But She Permits Me To Finger Her. by Namaster: 11:31am On Aug 22, 2024
You're surprised because you DON'T understand female logic.

A girl will FUCCCK 78 people and tell you her body count is 3.

How come?

The 3 were guys she was IN a relationship with. The remaining 75 DON'T count because they were one night stands, friends with benefits or fuckbuddies.

And she would even swear on her UNBORN child that her BC is 3.

By the way, what kind of USELESS church is still asking their congregation about their virginity?

Apart from the fact that that the members will just LIE because most of them even had sex on Saturday night, it's just plain STUPID!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Cries Bitterly After His Fiancée Dumped Him . by Namaster: 11:07am On Aug 22, 2024
Is this a SKIT?

A handsome guy like that WEEPING over a Nigerian girl is a sign of MADNESS!

Guy is NOT lazy and just doing the job he's able to secure but a GOLD DIGGER is making him question his existence.

Just STUPID!
Politics › Re: ₦‎50,000 for 32 pages, ₦‎100,000 for 64 pages - FG hikes Passport fees by Namaster: 9:56pm On Aug 21, 2024
Tinubu and his MINIONS are always inventing new ways to SUFFOCATE Nigerians.

Very FEW people pay the ACTUAL price of the Nigerian Passport. People were already being EXTORTED. Some people pay DOUBLE the actual price because of the HEARTLESS criminals that work in Immigration.

Add kickbacks and bribes to the NEW price and the Nigerian Passport is now a LUXURY!

Tinubu is WICKED, EVIL and a monumental FAILURE of a President.
Health › Re: I Need Help! Allergy Is Affecting 3years Son by Namaster: 8:17pm On Aug 21, 2024
Pelupelu02:
I have tried finding out but I didn't get it, we moved to where we are now about 2year ago, and he started reactions after exactly after 3 month after we got to where we are now, he's not like this before
Could be something in your new environment.

Also it would have been better if the investigation was conducted by a medical professional. But I get this is Nigeria.

You should consider moving if the new place is NOT your own building. Health comes first.

But before you do something that drastic, consider taking your son to live with someone, maybe your own parents or siblings, for a while. Just to confirm that a change in environment would ACTUALLY be helpful.
Politics › Re: Atiku Mourns The Death Of Sarkin Gobir, Isa Bawa Killed By Bandits In Sokoto by Namaster: 7:00pm On Aug 21, 2024
Atiku has the face of an IDIOT. And the content of his condolences is NOT doing anything to dispute that.

Why does Atiku INSIST on calling the murderers "bandits"?

They used HEAVY guns to ATTACK the deceased's vehicle, KIDNAPPED and TORTURED him. Then requested for a BILLION NAIRA ransom.

These are NOT bandits. They are TERRORISTS.

They continue to DOWNPLAY the gravity of the criminal activity going on in Nigeria as if that'd make the problem go away.

I hope the "bandits" SUCCESSFULLY lay their hands on a Senator or Member of the House or, fingers crossed, a USELESS governor.

Maybe then, their eyes will open to see the ENORMITY of the calamity in Nigeria.
Health › Re: I Need Help! Allergy Is Affecting 3years Son by Namaster: 6:55pm On Aug 21, 2024
Find out what your son is ALLERGIC to. Allergy is not a STANDALONE illness.

Your son must be allergic to SOMETHING. it may be some kind of FOOD or ingredient in the food or some kind of nuts or smell or something.

Find out!
Politics › Re: Sokoto Bandits Kill Isa Muhammad Bawa (The Sarkin Gobir of Gatawa District) by Namaster: 6:50pm On Aug 21, 2024
Who are the IDIOTS at Sahara Reporters still calling these people "bandits".

They are TERRORISTS!

Calling them terrorists in the body of the article is NOT enough. The title should also call them TERRORISTS.
Phones › Re: Salesgirl In Trouble As Customer Steals ₦2M iPhone 15; Man Pays The ₦2M by Namaster: 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2024
The life of a woman is so SOFT!

A DULL girl fucccked up and a strange man was QUICK to bail her out.

Soft life! grin
Crime › Re: Kidnapping Foiled: Suspects Caught In The Act by Namaster: 4:12pm On Aug 21, 2024
This is how to deal with useless CRIMINALS making Nigeria unsafe.

Bring the justice of the JUNGLE upon them then let the security agents sort them out.

I like to see the look of "I don fuccck up" on a criminal's face. grin
Health › Re: My Mother Has Umbilical Hernia And Has Been Booked For Surgery.( Advice Needed) by Namaster: 4:11pm On Aug 21, 2024
David0002:
Thank you very much for your care and response.

The first hospital we went to, it is a private hospital, and it is being operated by a white man. The issue is that he does all kinds of surgery, both removing fibroid, caesarian operation and different kinds of surgery, now he has claimed that he can also operate on umbilical hernia and repair it. My question now is can a single doctor know how to do all these kind of surgery, I thought he will specialize in a particular part of the body.

She also went to another private hospital, the doctor examined her and billed her, and told her that he will not be the one to do the surgery, rather, he will consult a specialist from FMC. To do the surgery.

The issue here now is which of these two will she go to, is it for the white man that claims to do all manner of surgery himself or to the doctor the said he will consult a specialist from FMC to do the surgery.
First of all, the white man sounds like a GENERAL SURGEON. If that's the case, then it's totally notmal for him to perform a VARIETY of surgery.

Most type of surgeries are performed by this kind of surgeons. But heart, dental and brain surgery requires their own SPECIALISTS surgeons.

So it's totally normal for the white Doctor to do various surgeries.

That said, I cannot think of a SINGLE reason why a competent surgeon would want to practise in Nigeria. They get ASTRONOMICALLY better pay and facilities abroad. That's why Niverian medical practioners run to them.

Only reasons I can think of is CHARITY like Doctors Without Borders or MISSIONARY sent by a religious organisation.

Plus, is he the only Doctor in the hospital?

About the second Doctor talking about inviting a specialist from FMC. Why don't you just take your Mum to the FMC yourself?

Wouldn't that solve your problems?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Presidential Jet: Tinubu, NASS, Political Class Now Bandits Against Nigerians– by Namaster: 2:32pm On Aug 21, 2024
Scientists NEED to study the psychology of the Nigerian Masses.

There is something FUNDAMENTALLY BROKEN inside the Nigerian People. It makes them enjoy HARDSHIP and SUFFERING.

Hardship and suffering seems have become a HUGE part of the Nigerian IDENTITY.

They love to suffer. It gives them something to COMPLAIN about. Nigerian seems to ENJOY complaining endlessly about the problem than DOING something about the problem.

Nigerians vote DISASTERS into public offices. Complain INTERMINABLY about them and then act like their hands are tied.

IMPEACHMENT is there for a fucking reason.

If your representative in the House/Senate refuse to vote for an impeachment, IMPEACH him too. Tells the next guy what's up.

Democracy is SUPPOSED to give the MASSES control over their own lives but it's been so BASTARDISED that Nigerians just stick their heads in the sand and BITCH endlessly.
Health › Re: My Mother Has Umbilical Hernia And Has Been Booked For Surgery.( Advice Needed) by Namaster: 2:30pm On Aug 21, 2024
David0002:
It is a private hospital. Is it advisable to go to a private hospital or to a public hospital.
A University Teaching Hospital is the best option for most surgeries. They tend to have the MOST specialist.

I'd go there if that's an option available to you.

That said, private hospitals do have grade. And they tend to move faster than public ones. But the prospect of being operated on by people who are PRIMARILY motivated by profit rubs me the wrong way.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Mock Trump At Dnc,warn Against Trump, Urge Democrats To 'do Something' by Namaster:
Michelle was the one that said "Do something" NOT Barrack.

By the way, I see a FOOL up there predicting DOOM and DAMNATION if Harris wins. grin

That's the talk of mind BRAINWASHED by Trump and his media allies. One DEFINING aspect of a Trump supporter is their INABILITY to think for themselves. They just parrot what their lord and saviour and his media allies tell them. And it's always VERBATIM.

A MINDLESS horde is what they are.

They've been claiming America will die under a Democrat since 2020 BUT it's been ALMOST 4 years and America is still the STRONGEST nation on earth.

It takes a special kind of STUPID to believe a RAPIST is who God sends to deliver you from the Evil Kamala Harris wuo wants to "give everyone healthcare."

A real SPECIAL kind of stupid, I tell you!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Would You Blame This Ugandan Politician? (photos) by Namaster: 2:08pm On Aug 21, 2024
I blame the people for NOT lynching him.

The IDIOT feels entitled to the votes of his constituents for using THEIR money to build them ordinary boreholes.

Imagine the ENTITLEMENT!

I'm sure this guy has EMBEZZLED millions of dollars in ALLOCATION to his consistuency.

He should be LYNCHED!
Romance › Re: "No Girl Is Genuinely Happy Until She Gets Married" - Nigerian Lady by Namaster: 11:38am On Aug 21, 2024
Not married, just the WEDDING.

That's what they really care about.
Health › Re: My Mother Has Umbilical Hernia And Has Been Booked For Surgery.( Advice Needed) by Namaster: 11:16am On Aug 21, 2024
Hernias do NOT repair themselves. So that surgery is NECESSARY!

Also, rhere is NOTHING like rupturing when it comes to hernias. It's not like appendicitis.

Hernias happen because intestines go places where they are NOT supposed to go because the muscles around that place is weak.

Sometimes when the patient is relaxed, the intestines go back to where they were meant to be. And the pain of the hernia is reduced.

That's probably what your Mum is experiencing right now.

Hernias are fairly common so Surgeons have had enough practice.

Let your Mum know she has nothing to fear. Even if you are scared, DON'T show it. Your fear would compound her fear and prevent her from going through a procedure that'd make her life easier.

Explain to her that she WON'T feel anything during the surgery. She'd just close her eyes and wake up when the doctors are done. Like a blink.

Do everything to ALLEVIATE her fears.

By the way, what kind of hospital is the surgery scheduled to take place? Private or public?
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Blasts An Evangelist Who Was Preaching On The Streets Around 4 A.m (video) by Namaster:
It's NOT abuse to reprimand an IDIOT who will NOT let people sleep in peace.

At 4 AM, people are in DEEP sleep. A LOUD noise like a morning crier would feel like something reached inside your head to FORCEFULLY tug your consciousness awake. It's jarring.

There are better ways to reach out to oeople for evangelism. Disturbing their sleep is NOT one of them.
Romance › Re: Japan Desperately In Need Of Black Men To Have More Babies: Lady Announces (pix) by Namaster: 8:23pm On Aug 20, 2024
According to people in the know, Japanese people are some of the MOST racist people on earth.

They will be racist to you. But they would do it POLITELY.

Go to Japan as a black man and you may NEVER get a Japanese girl to even look at you.

Asian women ONLY have the hots for white men.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Regions With Multidimensionally Poor Children, 2022 by Namaster: 7:59pm On Aug 20, 2024
Statisense continues to DECEIVE people who don't understand statistics with NONSENSE.

How did they gather the data?

How did the DEFINE multidimensional poverty?

How did they measure multidimensional poverty in children that are between 0 years old and 4 years old?

Statisense is NOTHING but a purveyor of SHITTY stats.
Romance › Re: What She Posted On FB Will Shock You. by Namaster: 7:55pm On Aug 20, 2024
Ambition IS good.

But thinking you'd buy property in Banana Island by HAWKING your vagina is STRETCHING it too far.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested 4 Allegedly Stealing $10 Mill In U.S Unemployment Benefits by Namaster:
Yahoo boys are some of the DUMBEST people alive. They have NOTHING upstairs.

They just learn a "format" and deploy it over and over again until someone falls victim. If a potential victim DEVIATES from the format by a little bit, they become completely LOST.

Take this IDIOT for example. He and his gang stole $1.5M from the American Government and the FOOL still used that fraud money to book a plane ticket to NEW YORK. grin

EXTREMELY DUMB FOOL!

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