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No way these are NOT Boko Haram TERRORISTS! No way!

Nigerian Military tiptoe around in the North. They NEVER misbehave. Before they make a move, they must have seen these criminals shoot and kill people.

Then watch them shoot and kill people some more just for proof. Otherwise, Nigerian Military wouldn't have made a move.

What this news is saying is that the Nigerian Military have chosen to release 200 TERRORISTS into an already destabilized country.

Nigerians should get ready.

Also, it's strange this is coming after Gumi's meeting with them. Could they have negotiated a deal with the terrorists?

Nigerian Military only flex their muscles on unarmed villagers. It's a cult with government approval. Like all cult groups, it's filled with cowards
who are quick to gang up on a defenseless and outnumbered person.

Faced with armed opponents with equal or superior numbers, Nigeria Military will flee or get crushed.

More like a shame to women.

Bobrisky is better at being a woman than women.

True.

FRANCISTOWN:
What about the psychology effects it may have on the kids?

First of all, you are NOT obligated to care about the psychology of a bastard child the same way you are not particularly concerned about the psychological conditions of an Almajiri in the North.

Plus, kids are tough. They'll get over it. Even if they don't, it's none of your business.

Finally, the sheer amount of psychological trauma and mini anxiety attacks you'll go through every time you see a walking-talking proof your wife's ULTIMATE betrayal is enough reason to get them out of your sight.

It chases us all. And it'll ALWAYS catch up.

Case 1: KICK both of them out!

Case 2: Kick BOTH of them out!

Case 3: Kick both of THEM out!

Case 4: Kick both of them OUT!

A bastard child is evidence of 2 things:

1. You wife was fuuuccked RAW by another man. Worse thing is men who Bleep married women take it as a mission to wreck her pussy. Plus, the man laughed at you as he watched your "responsible housewife that is not like other women" on her knees sucking his diccck like she expects the Foutajn of Youth to erupt from within.

2. Your wife made lied to you and made you raise a bastard for SEVERAL years.

Another man poured the cum and you get stuck with paying for a naming ceremony, school fees and supporting a WHOOORE!

Paternity fraud is a multifaceted act of betrayal.

Just imagine!

Where I stay, a small spoon (a pinch, really) of rice is #300. For a filling meal, you'll need at least 3 spoons.

Say what you want about Nigerian girls but they are EXTREMELY brave.

For #15K, Nigerian girls would spend the night with a man they have NEVER seen before. In a hotel they've never been to before.

Someone killed a prominent, popular and EXTREMELY loved political activist in his country with no regard for both domestic and international outcry.

Yet you came shouting Allahu Akhbar and bombing his people. Best be prepared to beg to be thrown in a hell just for a moment of relief because Putin is not here to play.

Holy fuiuuck!

The kids look like teenagers. That means the man has been raising bastards for MORE than a decade.

Men, adopt SKEPTICISM as your default settings. Only kid that's yours is the one DNA test proves is yours.

Way to go!

You cannot be an advocate for terrorists and be allowed to live in pesce.

I hope the "invitation" is euphemism for INDEFINITE detention.

God knows how many people he has robbed and raped.

Nice one from the security operatives.

9/10 hookup girls are single mothers. It doesn't matter how young they look, you'd still find out they have kids.

Just recently, I reached out to a petite.girl. By petite, I mean really small. This girl could not be taller than 5 feet but has a nice ass and moderate yansh.

I like to know a little about the holes I stick my schlong in. So I made my way to her TikTok page.

First thing i saw was a picture of a 9-year old boy with a caption that read "my heart". I was shocked. The boy was almost as tall as the hookup girl.

I was shocked! But not as shocked I was when I saw the next video. It was a video of her, the 9-year old boy and another 4-year old boy.

The petite girl had pumped out not 1 but 2 kids.

Yet this girl is hawking her condemned vagina for hookup.

I just moved on. I cannot tolerate hookup girls with vaginas that have been mangled by childbirth.

But it gets worse because that is not the only case. Majority of the girls I look into for hookup are single mothers. It's like a rite of passage for them. Give biryh and do hookup.

Any husband that tells you they eant to do a DNA test in the first place deserves to raise bastards.

The only time your wife should know you did a DNA test is when she brings a bastard for you to raise as yours.

Plus, any lady who has a problem with DNA test is free to fuuucck off. DNA results is like a certificate of fidelity. You don't get angry or offended with evidence that you've been faithful.

Only whooores make statements like this. And it's because they are scared.

No DNA, NO Naming Ceremony!

Unless your bride is a virgin, chances are high you'll raise bastards. First 3 years after marriage, your wife's immediate ex still has MORE control over her vagina than you do.

Even if you marry a virgin, there is no guarantee she will not meet her "soulmate" after getting married to you.

Women marry who is ready. But Bleep whoever they like. Both men are RARELY the same person. As a result we read about brides who had lavish weddings and still book hotel rooms to get rammed in.

Best thing for men is to treat DNA tests like vaccinations, just another box to tick.

Some of you are talking about pushing and pushing like you have no regard for your life. Straining in the toilet can cause a lot of problems including hemorrhoids and anal fissure.

It's great that you escaped with your yansh intact. Now you, and the guy with sugarcane shit, need to make the following lifestyle changes:

1. Drink a LOT of water. No matter how much you drink CURRENTLY, drink more! Stay hydrated ALWAYS. Don't go anywhere without a bottle of water.

2. Eat a LOT of fiber. Green vegetables like Ugwu and fruits like apple, banana and watermelon should be your main diet.

3. AVOID bread. Eating most bread in Nigeria is begging for constipation.

4. Reduce rice.

5. Stop drinking alcohol. Alcohol dehydrates and ends up sucking up the moisture that should have heen used as a lubricant for your stool.

6. Don't strain in the toilet.

Olamide is a SMART man.

Imagine rejecting #2M you did NOT work for just because you think you deserve more mony from someone else's sweat.

I bet she's biting her nails in regret because her current bf won't even send her #2k.

Most gorgeous in Nigeria?

Lol, I've seen hawkers that are more fetching than this girl.

You could also let her give birth to your cchild before marriage.

Of course not. He has been breaking fast with Anambra Muslims since the time he was governor.

Anyone that refuses to have kids is a GOAT in my book.

No point forcing the struggles and travails of life upon another innocent soul.

Good one!

The lowest amount proposed by Labour is #447K. The highest amount proposed by the Governors is #45K.

Tinubu may or may not announce the new minimum wage in May.

Either way, Nigerian workers still have an uphill battle before them.

This is normal in every PUBLIC secondary school.

Hope Portable decodes the message: Destiny Amaka is available for hookup.

"But when a man at 53 has not had the discipline to take a wife and manage a home successfully, which is one of the core tests of manhood and maturity, his intentions and credentials to become a governor are suspect."

Akpata is a former PRESIDENT of the Nigerian Bar Association. In fact, he achieved that feat without being a SAN. The first person to do that in the past 28 years of the NBA history.

One could argue that he reached the peak of his chosen career.

YET some random guy on the Internet is questioning his "manhood and maturity" because he's currently unmarried.

Yesterday, we saw a teenage boy preparing to get married to his teenage bride. OP would have us believe the boy has more "manhood and maturity" than Olumide Akpata.

Only DUMB people with ZERO vision and ambition view marriage as an achievement that proves "manhood and maturity".

People who gamble don't understand simple probability. Or they do and OVERESTIMATE their luck.

In a given betting scenario, let's say you bet on one outcome while there are OVER 6 or more outcomes. You will have only ONE chance to win and 5 or MORE chances to lose.

Betting is begging to LOSE money.

Some people will tell you to bet only what you can afford to lose. But I'll tell you NOT to bet in the first place.

Plus even when you win, you still lose.

Great one!

Kill every terrorist!

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Although Nigeria is RIDDLED with problems, it's still an insult for a small fry like Ghana to consider themselves our "rival".

All crypto companies have a DARKER side to them. I'm starting to think it comes with the territory.

Few of them can stand up to a close scrutiny. The moment standardized regulations are implemented for the crypto market, a lot of them would crumble.

Lots of them are run by criminals or cater to criminals. First, it was FTX who embezzled people's money. Then Binance was fined OVER $4B for money laundering. Now rather than comply with simple government policies, OKX chose to withdraw from India.

If you make money and your processes are above board, why would you RUN from government scrutiny?