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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Touch My Hubby's Manhood, It Is Not Working-Woman To Jeremiah Fufeyin by Namaster: 7:22am On Jul 18, 2024
This woman needs to take a look in the MIRROR for the cause of her husband's erectile dysfunction.

A fat, ugly woman who is obviously QUARRELSOME will make any penis go flaccid for life.
Romance › Re: Masturbation Saved Me 18k This Night by Namaster: 8:51pm On Jul 15, 2024
The KEY question is WHERE did you see a hookup girl that charges #18K overnight?

That's what some girls want for short time in my area.
Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Organizations Are More Corrupt Than Public Offices — EFCC Chairman by Namaster: 9:40am On Jul 14, 2024
First of all, the video sounds more like a SERMON than a press conference.

Secondly, this is NOT news. Public offices were ORIGINALLY established to serve the public before they were BASTARDISED by politicians. The foundation is sound.

On the other hand, religious organisations are established with the sole purpose of FLEECING and CONTROLLING the public.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Annual Defense Budget By Country (2024) Top 20 by Namaster: 2:30pm On Jul 12, 2024
USA is a real JUGGERNAUT!

ALMOST a TRILLION dollar spent per year just to develop more efficient ways to DECIMATE their enemies.

With a budget that is MORE than 3X that of the next country and their population, they will remain the BIG DADDY of the world for a long time.
Politics › Re: Nigerians And Overinflated Sense Of Importance . by Namaster: 3:01pm On Jul 11, 2024
Ordinary secretary to the Chairman of a local government will be jumping up and down while pounding his chest screaming "Do you know me?"

grin
Politics › Re: “They’re Low Risks & Minors” – Borno Reintegrates 8,490 Repentant Boko Haram by Namaster: 8:18am On Jul 11, 2024
Borno State, the TERRORISM capital of Nigeria, has released 8,490 terrorists and even provided vocational training for them while their people LANGUISH in countless IDP camps.

Basically, the government is REWARDING terrorists. That is the father of all NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT that'll guarantee that terrorism becomes a family business that is passed down from fathers to sons.

ZERO consequence! These people are literally getting away with murder.

Madness!
Romance › Re: I Need A Husband, I Will Sponsor Everything: 39-year-old Nigerian Lady Cries Out by Namaster: 7:46pm On Jul 10, 2024
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking !! NATO Allies Begin Transfer Of F-16 Jets To Ukraine by Namaster: 4:13pm On Jul 10, 2024
Blinken said the transfer of the jets should be a signal to Russian President Vladimir Putin."It concentrates Vladimir Putin’s mind on the fact that he will not outlast Ukraine, he will not outlast us and, if he persists, the damage that will continue to be done to Russia and its interests will only deepen."

This is a joke.

In spite of DEBILITATING sanctions that resulted in the seizure of a WHOOPING $300 BILLION, Russia is still going strong after 2 years.

Ukraine has received $380 BILLION in aids from SEVERAL countries yet RUSSIA is still spanking them like a MISCHIEVOUS brat.

Russia is UNSHAKEABLE.

Ukraine and its supporters need to admit that and ACCEPT Putin's peace terms. Otherwise, the war will be LONG and possibly ENDLESS.

Putin has already proven that he's willing to do ANYTHING to continue the war. Including using mercenaries, foreigners and old people.

Ukraine and the people supporting Ukraine are still NOT getting the message.
Celebrities › Re: Gen. Buratai Reveals Why Tinubu Is Right On ECOWAS Standby Force by Namaster: 4:08pm On Jul 10, 2024
This guy should be in jail for malicious INCOMPETENCE.

He's one of the reasons insecurity is a budding INDUSTRY in Nigeria.

Very incompetent guy!
Crime › Re: School Bus Driver Jailed For Life After Defiling Three-year-old Pupil In Lagos by Namaster: 12:16pm On Jul 10, 2024
Justice Rahman Oshodi is doing a great job!

This is the second pedophile-rapist he has sent to jail for LIFE. This is how rapists and pedophiles should all be treated—LIFE IMPRISONMENT.
Food › Re: See The Tomatoes And Peppers I Bought In Enugu State Today by Namaster: 12:13pm On Jul 09, 2024
Are you sure you're NOT forgetting a zero?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kiev Hospital Tragedy ‘a Gift For NATO’ – Moscow by Namaster:
Modern warfare is like a comedy skit. grin

It's like fighting someone and getting upset that they kicked you in the balls. It's a joke! Especially in Western countries.

They are so concerned about killing people HUMANELY. A war is meant to OBLITERATE the enemy and destroy their capacity to retaliate.

Even the BIBLE describes incidents of God giving EXPLICIT commands to kill EVERYBODY. Including women and children. In the case of Egypt, God got his own hands dirty by MURDERING first born sons of an ENTIRE nation.

Fact is NOBODY deserves to die in a war. Human beings are probably the ONLY species who feud amongst themselves so ENDLESSLY.

War is a HUGE failure of the Homo Sapiens.

But when war happens, everybody deserves an equal opportunity to get killed. And by that, I mean EVERYBODY!

This "you can kill ALL THE MEN you want but don't touch women and children" vibe is NONSENSE!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Takes Out Three Us-made Ukrainian Missile Systems by Namaster: 11:04am On Jul 09, 2024
This WAR is a testament to how STUPID people can be. Even leaders who should know better.

The US exerts significant CONTTOL over NATO. Mulling the idea that a superpower like Russia would just sit back and let a RIVAL superpower like USA surround them while cosplaying as as NATO is dumb.

Ukraine should NEVER have contemplated joining NATO. And as long as they still hold on to hopes of joining NATO, the war will NEVER end.

People who blame Russia and Putin for the war are just STUPID. Imagine jumping CONTINENTS to establish a Military presence next your most vocal RIVAL and not expecting a pushback.

That's like Russia wanting to put MEN and WEAPONS that are combat-ready PERMANENTLY in Canada.

It's madness!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Is Trying To Embarrass This Government, But It Will Not Succeed - CDS by Namaster: 10:59am On Jul 09, 2024
Trying? Lol.

Same Nigerian Government that is rehabilitating and empowering 500+ TERRORISTS?

A real joke!
Politics › Re: Odumegwu Ojukwu's Letter To Victor Banjo In 1967. by Namaster: 9:25am On Jul 09, 2024
This is an obvious attempt to ANNEX an entire region under the pretense of liberation.

A real joke!
Politics › Re: FG Allocated N732bn On Vague Empowerment Projects In 2024 Budget – Tracka by Namaster: 6:45am On Jul 08, 2024
Empowerment projects? Funny!

EVERYBODY knows the only thing Nigerian Politicians empower is their POCKETS. Imagine setting aside ALMOST 1 TRILLION Naira for looting. And it's not even the main looting. It's SUPPLEMENTARY looting just in case the main looting is not enough.

Nigeria is in TROUBLE.
Crime › Re: Hired Soldiers Fire Live Bullets At Workers Executing Court Orders In Asese by Namaster: 4:09pm On Jul 07, 2024
Church and the Nigerian Military are two of the biggest ATROCITIES in Nigeria today.

One CRIMINAL organisation using another to OPPRESS people and VIOLATE court order to the point of firing live bullets at people just carrying CARDBOARDS.

Yet people with brain still haul themselves to that church and allow themselves to be BRAINWASHED into believing that people trying to prevent their church-business from blocking a major road are the enemy.

Crazy people!
Crime › Re: Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps Apprehends Rapist And Burglar by Namaster: 11:19pm On Jul 06, 2024
Pedophile rapists caught in the act should have their balls INSTANTEOUSLY cracked with a jagged rock.
Romance › Re: As A Man Wishing To Marry, This Is What You Should Pray For by Namaster: 11:18pm On Jul 06, 2024
As a man wishing to marry, DON'T!
Crime › Re: Residents Applaud Police In Mushin For Foiling Kidnap Attempt by Namaster: 12:10pm On Jul 05, 2024
"...6 suspects were gunned down during a shootout with the police in an attempt to kidnap a biz man in Ladipo Market."

Why does it sound like the Police were acting as rhe personal bodyguard of a RICH man rather than doing actual police work?
Politics › Re: Sen. Natasha Akpoti , Others Set For International Study Visit To Parliaments by Namaster: 11:59am On Jul 05, 2024
another avenue to WASTE Nigeria's resources.

Knowing how Nigerian politicians LAVISH money, the amount to be wasted on their fares, accommodation and feeding would be BIG enough to construct a MAJOR road.

Imagine politicians that have MONOPOLISED the political scene for DECADES talking about visiting other countries for TUTORIALS.

Pure INSANITY!

Funniest thing is that these same politicians have BASTARDISED the basic principles of democracy YET they are eager to waste resources to learn the FINER points of democracy.

For WHAT? Just so they can ignore it? Or learn new ways to FUUUUCK the masses?

A WASTE of money!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hezbollah Fires 200 Rockets And Drones Into Israel by Namaster: 9:47pm On Jul 04, 2024
"...whoever harms us is a dead man. We are making that a reality in practice."

Netanyahu is the BANE of terrorists. Whoever the gods want to kill, they push to attack Netanyahu's Israel.
Romance › Re: Lady Shows Off Her Massive Navel Bigger Than Man's Joystick (photos, Video) by Namaster: 3:45pm On Jul 04, 2024
As a man if that is bigger than your joystick, you have a VERY big prohlem. grin
Crime › Re: Tears As Woman Shares How Her Innocent Son Was Beaten 2 Death By Nigerian Police by Namaster:
"The woman recounted that when she and her family members insisted on seeing their son's body, one of the police officers asked, "Is your son better than the numerous lives we have wasted here?"

Imagine the level of IMPUNITY that'll drive law enforcement officers to admit to being SERIAL KILLERS.

They TORTURED an INNOCENT person to death and still had the audacity to BRAG about it.

This is why people JAPA. It's not because of poverty or economic reasons. It's the sheer LAWLESSNESS and unbridled BRUTALITY of the custodians of the law that drive them away.

ALL Nigerian security agencies, including the Military and EFCC, are very DAFT and backward. They will ARREST people first and then conduct an investigation LATER.

Meanwhile when it comes to REAL criminals who post their crimes on TikTok and Facebook, the same Police and Military will cite lack of sufficient information to act on it.

Very USELESS entities.

That is why I have ZERO pity for them when I read news of UGM and terrorists dealing with ANY of them.

The degree of lawlessness in this country is TOO much. Makes people with common sense HOPELESS for the future of this country.
Celebrities › Re: Prankster, Zfancy, Arrested By Police In Abuja by Namaster: 1:24pm On Jul 04, 2024
VERY good!

Creatively-retarded people should NOT be allowed to make money from pranking unsuspecting people.

If you want to be a skitmaker but you have NOTHING upstairs, get a writer.
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Owner - Pastor by Namaster: 8:31am On Jul 04, 2024
If you ever want to listen to UTTER folly being spewed with confidence, go to a church.
Politics › Re: IKEDC Hikes Electricity Tariff For Band A Consumers by Namaster: 7:23am On Jul 04, 2024
Nigeria is a LAWLESS joke.

This IKEDC was specifically ORDERED by a Federal High Court NOT to hike tariff. But laws, constitution and court orders are NOTHING in Nigeria.

People just do whatever they can get away with. And in a shithole like Nigeria, you can get away with ANYTHING if you have enough money.
Crime › Re: Susan Hilaseen Kaakyenge: Missing BSU 400L Student Has Been Found by Namaster: 7:16am On Jul 04, 2024
It's becoming VERY difficult to take stories of missing young ladies serious.

A LOT of the time it's just a girl lodged with her boyfriend or CLIENT. And when they finally return, their family refuses to ACKNOWLEDGE the fact they were bothering the public because their daughter was out being a WHOOOOOORE.
Properties › Re: Lagosian What was The Aftermath Of Yesterday Rain In Your Area? by Namaster: 7:14am On Jul 04, 2024
Very terrible!

Made me COLLIDE with a.rather small yansh yesterday.
Travel › Re: Oyinbo Man Spotted Speaking Fluent Pidgin English In The UK (video) by Namaster:
Last year, I saw a white man in shorts and roundneck around Holy Ghost in Enugu. I say white man but the man was so tan he was basically ORANGE.

The level of comfort and ease with which he navigated the busy Holy Ghost area and his colour told me this guy had MORE Nigerian in him than some Nigerians.

Nigeria has INSANELY good weather and AMAZING landscapes. While weathers in most developed countries vacillate from COLD as a mortuary in winter and HOT like something competing with hell in summer, Nigeria has a fairly MILD weather.

If not for our DEVILISH politicians and the general WICKEDNESS of the average Nigerian, Nigeria would have been heaven on earth.

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