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Another FOOL who glorifies crime and worship criminals.

Imagine an "influencer" BLATANTLY dismissing diligent and LEGITIMATE work in favour of RUINING the life of another person to enrich yourself.

This is the kind of WICKED and EVIL people we have in Nigeria who yield even MORE evil and wicked politicians.

Greed and corruption and making quick money is so ENTRENCHED in Nigerians that sensible people now ENVY criminals.

A shame!

The punishment for doing Yahoo nerds to be MORE brutal.
You pick $100, you pick 50 years in prison.
Pick $10,000+, your future generation will DIE in prison.

The world is going DIGITAL. Major businesses are being carried out ONLINE. But Nigerians are CONSTANTLY being EXCLUDED and isolated because of the STUPID Yahoo Boys who have ruined the reputation of Nigerians in the Cyberspace.

We ALL suffer the consequences of the GREED and CRIMES of these fools without knowing it.

ALL Yahoo Boys should ROT in prison.

It's SENSIBLE.

The average 25-year old has enough mileage to qualify as a frequent flier if her pussy was an airline.

Most of them already have KIDS or SEVERAL abortions. Plus, they've had so MUCH and DIFFERENT kinds of sex that anything you try with them is POINTLESS and banal.

And when it comes to relationships, they are JADED. They've seen it all. They are suspicious and unable to trust.

Their main goal at that point is just to find a CHUMP with money to settle down with.

I don't advise ANY man to get into a relationship with a Nigerian girl that goes beyond fucck and discharge BUT if you insist, then 18-23 should be your target age range.

A serious National Assembly would have IMPEACHED the corrupt abomination that is Tinubu.

It's NOT enough to be the Commander-in-Chief, he had to follow Buhari's diabolical example of cornering the Petroleum Ministry too.

Meanwhile Oando, the oil company ran by Tinubu's family, has 1,000X its value from #74 Billion to ONE TRILLION in ONE year and they're claiming "there is no wrongdoing".

He also allocated a contract of #15 TRILLION to his SON'S company.

A serious National Assembly would have IMPEACHED him faster than an agbero can say Jagaban.

MORE reasonable gun CONTROL measures would go a long way in preventing MENTALLY-DISTURBED individuals like this from getting their hands on a gun.

But Republicans like Trump would hide behind BULLETPROOF glass and tell their supporters that guns are not the problem.

Constant SCHOOL shootings, where the targets and casualties are basically CHILDREN, is one of the HIGHEST point of failure of the United States.

It's NOT about catching the SHOOTERS after they've KILLED and MAIMED innocent people but PREVENTING the shooting from happening in the first place.

Fake!

If it's NOT fake, then the recipient is STUPID.

NO sensible man stores the name of a girl that FROLICKS with Yahoo Boys as "Babe".

In fact, sensible men NEVER associate with a girl that hangs out with Yahoo Boys. Girls like that are PLAGUES that should be avoided.

Good one from Oyo State!

Send EVERY Yahoo Boy to jail. ALL of them.

On a lighter note, Yahoo Boys are probably the EASIEST criminals to apprehend. They are very DUMB!

The 39 criminals in this post could all have been living together in their "Hustle Kingdom".

Rounding them up would be like picking out IDIOTS at an APC rally—SUPER easy.

"The patriarch bitterly lamented that it was for the sake of peace that he gave in to his wife's compulsory "no sexual relationship" since 2000 till date."

As a man, the moment you STOP fuccking your wife/gf is the moment you are completely FUCCKED.

You're either fuccking or getting fuccked. NO two ways about it.

Also, "allowing peace to reign" is a phrase only subscribed to by BROKEN men who have been brutally MANIPULATED into doing things against their own interests.

Men should NEVER do things to "allow peace to reign".

That is letting your wife hold you to ransom. It means "do what I want or I'll make your life UNBEARABLE".

The answer to that is NOT compromise or surrender.

The answer is bag and a woman THROWN OUT in quick successions.

NEVER condone nonsense.

MadPolitician:
That brother writes like a paid agent.
Unfortunately for all of us, there is an awful lot of them loitering around these days

His arguments are just RIDICULOUS.

We are not talking about DOUBLING its value in ONE year. Or even 10X your value. Or 50X your value. Or even 100X your value in ONE year.

We are talking about an AVERAGE company that did NOT stop being average YET suddenly 1000X their value in JUST 12 months.

How does that make sense?

mikeapollo:
My brother, the more the number of shares issued, the bigger the chance of having a higher market capitalization.
Oando has 12b shares issued; market price N91

Market capitalization = market price (N91) x number of shares issued(12b) = N1 trillion.

Once the stock market can price (buy and sell) the shares at N91, the market cap will rise and you cannot blame the company or president for that. The same investors were buying it at N4-N5 a few months ago and you did not blame the company. Stock Investors and traders can even decide to buy/sell the shares at N150-N200 and the market capitalization will rise further. It is a market phenomenon.
You cannot blame the company or anybody for that!

Bro, you don't know what you are talking about.

Issuing shares is NOT a surefire way to increase market capitilsation. In fact, it has the potential to dilute the value of the company's shares.

Issuing shares would REDUCE the Dividends per Share since MORE people would be partaking in the dividends than if the company did not issue the share.

As such, people may be tempted to SELL off their holdings rather than risk a reduction in income. That could result in a reduction in the PRICE per share.

As a result, issuing more shares could result in a REDUCTION of market capitalisation, ZERO change in market capitalisation or a MARGINAL increase in market capitalisation.

You DON'T magically increase your capitalisation by issuing MORE shares.

Oando was an OKAY company. But Oando does NOT have what it takes to SUDDENLY add #926 BILLION to its market value in just ONE year without Tinubu's CORRUPT influence.

A 1,000X LEAP in value is something that may be possible for TECH companies with CONSTANT CRAZY innovations NOT an energy company that does NOT know the first thing about INNOVATION.

I asked you before and I'll ask again:

Has Oando ever been worth ONE TRILLION NAIRA in its previous 67 years of existence?
Even when its shares were selling for #200 each?
Has it?

Your BULLSHIT will only fly when you're talking to financially-uneducated folks. Not me.

mikeapollo:
Refer to the bolded.
What you typed show how ignorant you are as far as the stocks market is concerned. Oando is currently selling at about N90 per share.
The same Oando was selling at about N200 per share in 200-2011. That was more than double the price it is selling now.
There are several factors that affect the price of stocks in he capital market, and it is determined by market players. The same Oando was selling at N3-N5m some years back because there were no positive news to ginger the interest of investors.
There are several companies that have witnessed astronomical price hike on the stocks market, and Oando ill not be the first or the last to experience such.
Tinubu is a failure and clueless, but we cannot just be spreading lies and hatred against Oando just because we don't like the president who happens to be an uncle to the CEO

Save this NONSENSE for people who don't know how market valuation works.

When Oando shares were selling for #200 per unit, what was the number of shares it had issued?

Has Oando ever been worth ONE TRILLION in the previous 67 years of its existence before Tinubu's Presidency.

Also, does the SUDDEN #926 BILLION gain in just 12 months reflect some innovation or something else done by the company and NOT some ripple effect of Tinubu's interest in the company?

Save yourBULLSHIIT for someone else. Not me.

"The Archbishop said, “If you look at the American dollar, you see ‘In God We Trust.’..."



You don't get posted to a CUSHY Abuja job that comes with American Dollars by condemning CORRUPT criminals in power.

You have to kiss ass like a doting mother kisses her newborn child.

Kiss ass. Blame the devil. Collect your dollars.

It's a nice gig.

Insane!

A MEDIOCRE company added a WHOOPING #926 BILLION to its valuation in just ONE year and it's denying any WRONGDOING?

The company was established in 1956. So for 67 years of its existence, it could NOT break ordinary #100B valuation.

But in just ONE year of CROOKED Tinubu's Presidency, it added more than #900 BILLION.

Something it couldn't do in 67 years. But there's no wrongdoing.

How convenient!

As if that wasn't bad enough, Tinubu also gave a #15 TRILLION contract to his son's company.

FIFTEEN TRILLION!

Corruption is now FEARLESS. Criminals in power don't even BOTHER to pretend anymore. They FLEECE the masses and laugh at their misery.

Tinubu BORROWS money from creditors with MALIGNANT stipulations like removing petrol subsidies that make the life of the AVERAGE Nigerian UNBEARABLE and turns around to PUT the money in his OWN pocket through SHITTY companies ran by his family members and cronies.

Tinubu is basically ENRICHING himself by RUINING the lives of Nigerians.

I hope SENSIBLE people see this and start working hard to LEAVE Nigeria becsuse there are ARMY of morons who will still VOTE these criminals into power in the next election.

"While Pastor Kezi expressed remorse and was demoted to a State Pastor position in Kaduna..."

Just imagine that!

A CRIMINAL pastor who BLACKMAILED other pastors for MONEY still gets to stand behind a pulpit and "minister" and "preach" to people about being good and righteous and godliness.

This is why I say that EVERY church is a CRIMINAL enterprise ran by the WORST people you know.

EVERY pastor is a SCAMMER.

You go to church to listen to HORRIBLE people like these make you feel BAD and UNWORTHY.

They tell you that you're a BAD person unless you do what they say and ALSO give them 10% of your monthly income.

Pastors are BAD people. NOBODY should ever listen to them.

First it was the Redeemed Pastor of City of David who threw a LAVISH birthday ceremony just after the death of the CHIEF BENEFACTOR of the Church.

Now it's a CABAL of Living Faith Pastors who are blackmailing and SCAMMING other Pastors of MORE than a BILLION NAIRA.

All of them are CROOKS.

That competition would be called "SLUMP and DIE" in Nigeria.

Looks like something specially CATERED for the gods.

It AMUSES me how people keep acting like Osimhen has suffered some big misfortune.

Guy may not get EXACTLY what he eants (NOBODY does) but he'll still be RICHER and more FAMOUS than 99% of Nigerians and about 90% of the rest of the world.

Jn short, Osimhen has MADE it. No matter what happens from here on out, he has ARRIVED.

People, especially Nigerians, should save their PITIES for themselves.

Also, Nigerians do NOT hate him.

When he was doing well, Nigerians HYPED him to death. They kicked out sliced bread and said Osimhen is the new sliced bread now.

When his club fucccked up, Nigerians FUCCKED them up in return.

Nigerians HAD Osimhen's back.

Even now, they still do and wish him the BEST. It's just that a lot of people respect him LESS after he acted like an AGBERO on Social Media.

What are you talking about?

That cup is still in ACTIVE service.
It's VERSATILE and easy to clean.

Water from it feels UNUSUALLY cold and refreshing.

This FINE oroduct should NOT be relegated to the corridors of nostalgia.

It's so DURABLE it's practically the Nokia 3310 of cups.

Looks like a DEMON.

Beads are acceptable.
But leg chains are the UNIVERSAL signs of a HOOKUP girl.

Regardless of any of the above, marrying a Nigerian girl is a BAD idea.

You have to give it to the lady.

It takes STUPID-LEVEL confidence to look like Eniola Badmus Pro Max and still participate in a beauty pageant.

What the people of Matusgi Village did is simply INCREDIBLE!

They gave the criminals the kind of VAWULENCE that comes in Part 1 and Part 2.

The Military and other security agencies have chosen to be USELESS. So it's up to the residents to DEFEND themselves.

The bandits thought they'd BROKEN the spirits of the community because they'd been HARASSING and ASSAULTING them for months without a PUSHBACK.

But a people can only take so much before they say "ENOUGH is ENOUGH".

The people of Matusgi Village said enough was enough. And they said it LOUD and CLEAR!

Left now is for OTHER communities to take a page from their book and start FIGHTING back.

Fight back and watch the USELESS and disorganised criminals SCATTER.

I don't understand why people are acting like Osimhen's life is ruined.

Dude is 25-years old and has MORE money than he'd EVER need even if he lives to be 250.

Plus, Napoli will still pay him HUGE money even if he doesn't play for a single second in the next 3 years.

NOTHING will happen to Osimhen. His past achievements remain INTACT and his future is SECURED.

He could hang his boots TODAY and say he wants to be an INFLUENCER and his standard of living would still remain UNSHAKEABLE!

People should leave the guy ALONE!

"Spend below what you earn. This is where a lot of couples run into avoidable problems. With #62,OOO monthly, you should not live in an apartment more than 6Ok annual rent."

You don't need a soothsayer to tell you Seun Oladele is a SILLY boy who got his hands on one of those personal finance books.

You will NEVER find a habitable apartment for #60,000 per YEAR. Except maybe somewhere in Borno State.

Also getting married on a #30k or even #60k salary is just being dumb. That's NOTHING!

Deduct transport fare from that money and it's even LESS than nothing.

Whatever is left after Tfare would not even be enough to feed ONE person not to talk of feeding a FAMILY.

Also the idea that you could get married in January at a salary of #30k and MAGICALLY be on a salary of #200k by March is RIDICULOUS.

While not completely impossible, such leap in salary is RARE and UNLIKELY.

There is NO difference between planning your life on something like that and playing BetNaija as a viable financial strategy.

It's just STUPID!

First of all, there is NOTHING like Biafra Government. Just a FAT boy parading himself as a Twitter Prime Minister.

Then there is this:

“NIDCOM’s Chair is from a privileged Nigerian tribe with the positive attention her tribe is enjoying but ignored the intense mental suffering being mated on the Biafra people from the great Igbo race."

Apart from the obvious FALSEHOOLD, it is EXTREMELY disappointing that a PhD holder does NOT know the difference between "mated" and "meted".

ALSO, making excuses for and defending the TERRIBLE stance of a HORRIBLE person is STUPID.

She definitely NOSE what she's talking about.

Zamfara residents give me hope!
Good one from the BRAVE people of Matusgi Village!

I keep saying it:

Bandits, kidnappers, herdsmen and even terrorists in Nigeria are NOT some sophisticated, highly trained lethal group.

Their ONLY advantage is that people NEVER fight back.

And also the fact that we have a USELESS Military that would rather carry the handbags of similarly USELESS politicians than deal with them.

Bandits and kidnappers are made up of ILLITERATES and teenage boys who probably NEVER touched a gun in their lives before the first time they went out for an operation.

Match their violence with a GREATER violence and the CRIMINALS will fall apart.

I ESPECIALLY loved how the people of that Zamfara Village killed 10 of them in the first round. Then killed 27 MORE when they came back for the second round.



Zamfara people are saying "ENOUGH is ENOUGH" and I hope other communities learn from them and join them in fighting back.

sagitariusbaby:
Calm down. People like you will eventually destroy the world. Have you seen the sanity in China and Russia and the rest of the conservative world? America will be brought down in no distance time because of their new found woke wokeness.

A Kamala Harris presidency will completely bring down what is left of that nation. Whatever affects America affects the world and we all must be careful the nonsense we support in the name of wokeness.

Pastors are not the reason your nation is retrogressing rapidly, leave them alone and face your empty low life.

Good morning.

I want you to read this after you get off your knee from french-kissing Trump's ass.

Let me first point this out so there is NO mistake:

You are an IDIOT. A genuine stop-me-before-i-eat-my-own-shit idiot.

That's the ONLY explanation for supporting a 34X FELON who also happens to be a RAPIST and a PEDOPHILE.

Your messiah also happens to be a serial FRAUDSTER. He ran a FAKE University that people with commonsense know as a "Degree Mill".

He is also currently selling AI-generated image of himself with a promise to give bulk buyers a piece of his clothes.

Know who does that?
Onlyfans WHORES.

Also, idiots like you keep HARPING on and on about the merits of an EXTREMELY conservative society. Meanwhile, Nigeria is CONSERVATIVE as Bleep and it's still a third-world SHITHOLE. Same for other African countries.

Afghanistan is the PEAK of conservatism. Would your idiot ass live there?

Also, NO conservative society on Earth is a match for the US on ANY level. Not in terms of Economy, Military or the general happiness of its people.

Russia conducts "elections" that make INEC look like angels.
China has ONE party.

There was a Canadian FOOL, not unlike you, who complained about the "wokeness" in Canada. Idiot moved his family to CONSERVATIVE Russia.

He spent SIX MONTHS in his conservative paradise before RUNNING back to Canada and its "wokeness".

A true story.

Apart from BRAINDEAD people like you, people who complain about wokeness are those who are TRIGGERED that other people are getting the same opportunity they've had for years.

Women are getting jobs? Woke!
Black people are getting jobs? Woke!
Asians are building businesses? Woke!

Wokeness is NOTHING but providing previously SUPPRESSED people the opportunity they NEVER had people.

NO ONE is getting a free pass. But EVERYONE is getting a CHANCE to prove themselves.

That's America.
That's what racists, bigots and people BEREFT of intelligence like you call "woke"

STOP letting your Cult Leader, his minions and their media allies CONVINCE you the GREATEST Nation on earth is a SHITHOLE.

America is NOT weak. It's the STRONGEST country in the world and it's not even close.

Stop letting a criminal BRAINWASH you.

Bin Laden was killed under Obama, a Democrat.

Biden, another Democrat, brought home Americans whom Donald Trump abandoned in Russian prisons.

Sweden, a country known for its NEUTRALITY, joined NATO under Biden's America because Biden is ready to go Commando for America's allies. Meanwhile Trump wants to ABANDON them.

Russia would have VANQUISHED Ukraine by now if not for America's support which Biden gave GENEROUSLY while Trump wants Russia to do as it pleases.

FOOLS like you who think rape, PEDOPHILIA and felony is a sign of a STRONG leader are the ones who would destroy the world, NOT me.

On Pastors:



I will always call out a SCAMMER who parades himself as the voice of a holy and just God while touting a serial ADULTERER, criminal, fraudster, rapist and PEDOPHILE as the peak of leadership.

Also, the fact that it causes MORONS like you to agonise is enough reason to do it.

Elon Musk is a BEHEMOTH.

He's the RICHEST man alive. NOBODY is going to arrest him. But a Harris Presidency could SEVERELY deal with him.

First of all, all the subsidy his companies enjoy could be STOPPED. His security clearance could be REVOKED and he'd be forced to resign as SpaceX CEO. Or watch the US Government move its very GENEROUS space comtracts to companies like Blue Origin, Boeing, Virgin Galactic, etc.

Space Technology is NOT profitable outside of government contracts. If the US ends its relationship with SpaceX, the impact would be ENORMOUS.

Plus much like a lot of traditional automakers are catching up with and overtaking Tesla in the EV markets, other space companies would soon do the same to SpaceX.

Especially since Bezos is spearheading Blue Origin and he's content with keeping his political opinions to himself while gallivanting with the plastic chair he calls a girlfriend.

Also the way Elon Musk has been acting in the last few years would make it SUPER easy for other companies to poach his employees.

Another way Harris could deal with Elon Musk is through RELEASING the FULL and original copies of the Epstein's Files.

Elon Musk LIED that he had no relationship with Epstein but an email was released that showed Epstein asking Elon Musk about his "Kung Fu practice " with Ghislaine Maxwell, who was Epstein's second-in-command.

A lot of people don't UNDERSTAND that Elon Musk is a thoroughly REPREHENSIBLE individual.

Prople don't know that Musk was sued for SEXUAL HARASSMENT by a flight attendant because he settled out of court.

When you know all these, you'd NOT be surprised that he pitched his tent with a known RAPIST and PEDOPHILE like Trump.

In spite of this, I don't believe he can be arrested. Not in the US, anyway. But Harris could DEAL with him severely.

[b]"Over the past year, kidnapping has become increasingly lethal, resulting in 1,056 deaths across 1,130 reported incidents."[/b]

They got a BILLION Naira and SLAUGHTERED more than a THOUSAND people YET Nigerian Politicians and the Military do NOTHING!

Fact is kidnapping will continue to GROW because there is ZERO consequences for the kidnappers. Only REWARDS.

The REFUSAL of the government and Military to DEAL with kidnappers in a decisive manner has made kidnapping a LOW risk, HIGH reward business venture.

I shudder as I write this but:

Kidnapping is a BOOMING industry in Nigeria.

The kidnappers are getting BOLDER too. They get away with HEINOUS crimes and that EMBOLDENS them.

One did "giveaway" TikTok recently. Another set of kidnappers also took to TikTok to MOCK Tinubu.

All of their faces were VISIBLE. Yet NO security agencies have bothered to APPREHEND them. Neither has ANY politician bothered to CONDEMN them.

They are KILLING people and getting rich while at it.

Nigeria has FAILED Nigerians.

One GREAT thing about Social Media is that it gives IDIOTS the opportunity to expose themselve.

I'm not even going to say anything about her face that looks like something that was REJECTED by an idol.

But her STUPIDITY, HATRED and BITTERNESS will guarantee that she's jobless for a LOOONG time.

Thank God she's in Canada and not Nigeria where people get away with being an ABSOLUTE piece of shiiit.

Repercussions will come. And they will come QUICKLY.

Ayjay44:
mumu they say cultist you say yahoo boy . Are they the same thing?

Idiot

It AMUSES me to no end that a DULL boy like you would call someone an idiot.

First of all, you OBVIOUSLY did NOT read the article. I suspect that's because you are one of those MENTALLY-CHALLENGED Yahoo boys that only knows how to copy and paste formats.

The article said "criminal networks" and "gangs". You can EVEN see that in the first paragraph BUT as a LAZY Yahoo, you probably didn't even bother to read.

The article further expatiated on their crimes by mentioning cybercrimes that include trafficking, prostitution and money laundering. It also pointed out that most of their crimes are Yahoo boys kind of crime.

No mention of CULT or CULTISTS. It's an error on the part of whoever wrote the title.

By the way, NEXT time you are tempted to quote me with your nonsense; DON'T!

90% of the Nigerian Military are made up of undisciplined LOWLIVES and CRIMINALS.

They are a bunch of GROSSLY incompetent RASCALS that are only proficient at killing and intimidating UNARMED and DEFENSELESS civilians.

To tackle just a few TEENAGE bandits with guns is like World War 3 to them. But they're QUICK to act like Universal Soldiers when their victims CANNOT shoot back.

The ONLY Military in the world to recruit "repentant" TERRORISTS into their ranks.

Very USELESS!