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Romance › Re: Why Don't Woman Do This? by Namaster: 8:40pm On Jul 03, 2024
That's because women are the TAKERS in a relationship. They will undertake. They will overtake. They partake. They will take, take and take until there's nothing more to take.

That's why they don't take back ANYTHING. it's because they did NOT give anything in the first place.
Food › Re: Why Are Lemons In Nigeria Different And Ugl!er? by Namaster: 6:54pm On Jul 03, 2024
You are comparing different types of lemon. The second type is ALSO available in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Like This by Namaster: 10:16am On Jul 03, 2024
Just DON'T take the bitch back.

You know she has GOBBLED the guys dick more times in 5 days than she has done yours throughout the lifespan of your relationship.

Find yourself a hookup girl with yansh like Dangote Trailer and bang the bitch out of your system.

Before you say, you are NOT into hookup girls, realise that your ex is ALSO a hookup girl but WORSE because she doesn't even do it for the money.
Politics › Re: Ogun Governor, Abiodun To Buy N2.4billion Toyota Suvs For Lawmakers by Namaster: 10:03am On Jul 03, 2024
[b]"Under the “Office of the Governor”, a total amount of N18,971,887,528.84 was earmarked for provision of contingencies to address unforeseen circumstances."[/b]

Imagine setting aside a WHOOPING #18.9 BILLION for looting in a single year. Contingencies is just corruption-speak for EMBEZZLEMENT without remorse.

The #18.9B is outside of the already EXCESSIVELY padded for the governor's office.

YET, it was the same Ogun State we read about their people RUNNING to Benin Republic just to fetch ordinary WATER.

Ogun State is FINISHED! Only redeeming feature is it's proximity to Lagos State.

Spending BILLIONS on cars and BLATANTLY earmarking MORE billions to be CALLOUSLY looted while your citizens go to another country for water is a NEW level of EVIL.
Politics › Re: Osun: House Passes Bill To Establish State Anti-corruption Agency by Namaster: 10:09pm On Jul 02, 2024
Osun state has the misfortune of housing some of the MOST USELESS politicians in Nigeria. And knowing Nigerian politicians, that's saying a lot.

For instance, this bill is a JOKE! It's a WASTE of public resources.

Everybody knows appointments to the new agency will ALREADY be marred by NEPOTISM, FAVOURITISM and CORRUPTION.

There is NO way the agency will come after corrupt politicians with even a little seriousness when corruption is the one that appointed them in the first place.

The agency would be a MONEY-SUCKING comedy skit.

Plus, we already have EFCC and ICPC. Both of which are essentially IDLE since the Big Daddy of corruption sits in Aso Rock under a party whose chairman is a known corrupt politician.

This kind of REDUNDANCY is the reason the cost of governance in Nigeria is so EXORBITANT while money to pay workers a livable wage is scarce.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Visits South-east Governors, Moves For Nnamdi Kanu’s Release by Namaster: 9:44pm On Jul 02, 2024
Tinubu needs to release a PREEMPTIVE statement to nip this nonsense in the bud.

The statement should let EVERYBODY know that Kanu is being tried for TREASON and TERRORISM. As such, ANYONE who advocates for him would be treated as a TERRORIST and a TRAITOR to the country.

And that the FULL WEIGHT of the Nigerian Constitution would be visited upon such people and their properties.

That should shut them up for good.

It's DISGUSTING to see these idiots expending energy on pursuing the release of a TERRORIST while their people still bear the burden of his TERRORISM every Monday.
Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Marry More Than One Wife by Namaster: 4:33pm On Jul 02, 2024
These are NOT the problems of Polygamy. These are the problems of POVERTY.
Family › Re: Grandma Over The Moon As She Travels To US For The 1st Time, Vows Not To Return by Namaster: 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2024
"This place is like heaven, there is no noise here, and the place has not been littered."

This is why the RICHEST pastors in the world are in Nigeria in spite of the ABYSMAL exchange rate.

Pastors in the US and other first-world countries cannot use the promise of heaven to scam a lot of people like their Nigerian counterparts can.

Nobody will give a fuuuck about your promise of Eldorado after they die when EVERYTHING works as it should. Unlike Nigeria where CALAMITY and CHAOS are the order of the day.

In Nigeria, pastors will tell you to ask God to enlist angels to fight for you. But the same pastors will hire a LAWYER to fight over a land dispute.

Pastors in Nigeria will advise members to buy handkerchiefs and anointing oils for "divine healing" but jet out to Germany for routine medical checkups.

Religion should be designated a TERRORIST ORGANISATION if we want Nigeria to progress.
Crime › Re: Chadian Military Kills 70 Boko Haram Terrorists, Destroys 5 Major Camps by Namaster:
gfelo:
The bokoharam wasnt meant for Chad, it was meant for Nigeria and na why Nigeria is finding it difficult to dealt with it.

but why is your Rapid Intervention Force is abbreviated as FIR
This right here and your response to my original post show you are teetering on the edge of RETARDATION.

Boko Haram wasn't meant for Chad but they had NOT 1, NOT 2 but 5 MAJOR camps in Chadian territory.

Stop making USELESS excuses for the Nigerian Military. Terrorism THRIVES in Nigeria because the Military is HIGHLY incompetent and lackadaisical in their approach.

Take a look at the ALACRITY and FERVOUR displayed by the Military when dealing with UNARMED and INNOCENT civilians and compare it with how they deal with terrorists and bandits. You'll understand what I'm talking about.

Just the other day we saw a Nigerian Soldier WEEPING like a little girl inside a forest when they were dealing with terrorists BUT when they were tasked to RANSACK NEPA office and ROUGH-HANDLE their workers because of electricity bill a few days ago, they were very eager to display their GALLANTRY.

The Nigerian Military is USELESS! And idiots should stop making excuses for them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Asks Judge To Throw Out Guilty Verdict After Supreme Court’s Ruling by Namaster: 1:25pm On Jul 02, 2024
sweerychick:
Media made up allegations, let me burst your head, Democrats are even more corrupt than Trump, the only different is that they're not loud mouthed like Trump. Don't think Democrats love blacks because you see a lot of blacks in democratic party. Hillary Clinton once said that she believed in white Power. Under democrats the KKK was formed, check your history. Don't you know that under democrats that you have the highest homicide and racial crimes against blacks.. keep deluding yourself thinking Biden is any better. They don't like you.
They only difference is that Trump is brutally honest about his own actions.
You sound like the RARE kind of idiot that make up Trump's support base.

Nowhere in my original post did I say Democrats like black people.

Also, your claim that it's "media made-up allegations" is EXTREMELY stupid.

Because a court ALREADY convicted Trump for rape. That's a FACT, not an allegation.

He also said he finds his daughter sexually attractive. That's another fact.

He was so CHUMMY wuth Epstein he visited his Island and took pictures with him. That's also a FACT. Everybody knows what happens on Epstein's Island but still pretend like Trump is not a PEDOPHILE.

Also the idea that Trump is "brutally honest about his actions" is LAUGHABLE. And shows a level of DELUSION that all political fanatics share.

Finally, Democrats may hate black people. But Republicans hate them MORE.
Crime › Re: Chadian Military Kills 70 Boko Haram Terrorists, Destroys 5 Major Camps by Namaster:
I keep saying it that it's absolute INSANITY that the Nigerian Military is having such a tough time NEUTRALISING these terrorists and bandits.

They are a bunch of ragtag, illiterate and DUMB idiots with guns. A MINOR surveillance operation would reveal their location. And a coordinated attack on that location will PARALYZE them.

But the Nigerian Military would rather intimidate civilians and attack NEPA office for free light.

Very USELESS!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Asks Judge To Throw Out Guilty Verdict After Supreme Court’s Ruling by Namaster: 11:40am On Jul 02, 2024
This guy is just getting away with crimes left and right. Guy is a convicted RAPIST, a close associate of a PEDOPHILE, an INSURRECTIONIST and all-round GARBAGE person who has been very vocal about being SEXUALLY-ATTRACTED to his own biological daughter.

Yet somehow he has a VERY HIGH chance of becoming the next President of the US.

By the time this guy is done with the USA, USA would be like Northern Nigeria with NUKES.
Politics › Re: A Millionaire Televangelist Getting Roasted Over Tweet To His Followers by Namaster:
This is why I have a SPECIAL hatred for pastors. They are DECEPTIVE criminals who use God and the promise of ETERNAL life and the threat of eternal TORTURE to enslave their "clients".

They are WORSE than Yahoo Boys.

This one has 2 MANSIONS and had the audacity to tweet that seeing the stars is ALL you need to be "blessed".

Reminds me of Nigerian Pastors who INSIST that just sleeping and waking up is a big MIRACLE. Yet the most EVIL person alive today gets that "miracle".

But engage same pastors to heal ordinary CATARRH and they'll tell you need to have faith before the miracle can work.

Pastors are the most HORRIBLE people alive. ALL of them.
Education › Re: Advice by Namaster: 4:18pm On Jul 01, 2024
Oluwadrey44:
bro I don’t know if it’s right to just ask for your WhatsApp,but here is mine please I need more of your advice please please😭
Remove your digits.

I will NOT be calling you or reaching out on WhatsApp.

Ask your questions here and I'll answer. Other people will also chip in with better ideas.

Good luck.
Education › Re: Advice by Namaster: 3:52pm On Jul 01, 2024
Oluwadrey44:
I really wish I can dm you. I was a commercial student and also you think part time is best at this point in time?
Go for accounting and START writing ICAN exams (ATS) in the second semester of your first year. Don't dawdle on this.

Research ICAN-accredited universities and apply there. Also be on the lookout for bursary and scholarships.

Also, doing it part-time would NOT be ideal. You want to save time as much as possible. You can still hustle while studying FULL-TIME. But it wouldn't be easy.

That's where the scholarships and bursary would come in handy. If they cover your tuition and some other expenses, you'll not need to hustle TOO hard to make up.the shortfall.

ANOTHER reason full-time is the best is that it'd give you the option to mingle with a LOT more students. That provides you with business opportunities like assignment writing, printing and photocopying, tutorials, etc.

That'll be difficult to do as a part-time student.
Foreign Affairs › Re: VIDEO: " Islam Will Prevail And We Will Rule The Whole World " - Islamic Scholar by Namaster: 3:17pm On Jul 01, 2024
Not when Israel is ready to POUND them like yam until Jesus comes. grin
Education › Re: Advice by Namaster:
Oluwadrey44:
please like what course do you suggest?I’m blurred and totally confused right now, and I feel like I’ve waste away my golden years 😭😭
Your golden years have not been wasted. Going back to school for a better future is NEVER late even if you are 44.

On courses:

If you were a science student in SS, go for a course like Medicine and Surgery, Veterinary Medicine, Pharmacy, Computer Science or Mathematics. Avoid courses like Biochemistry, Microbiology and all these questionable engineering courses in Nigerian universities.

If you were an Art student in SS, study Law. If there's option for specialisation, go for Property Law. Whatever you do, AVOID courses like Mass communication, Theatre Arts, Sociology, Psychology, etc.

If you were a Commercial student in SS, go for Accounting. Avoid courses like Marketing, Insurance, IRPM, etc.

You will notice that most of the courses I recommend are highly COMPETITIVE and not so easy to navigate. That's because it's completely POINTLESS to go to university, especially when you'll be sponsoring yourself, for a useless course without a DEFINITE path into the workforce.

Good luck.

Remember that it's NEVER too late to do something that'll IMPROVE your life.
Education › Re: Advice by Namaster: 2:19pm On Jul 01, 2024
Go to school and study a professional course.

27 is still young.
Politics › Re: Unpaid Bills: Air Force Personnel Invade Power Supply Facilities In Lagos by Namaster: 1:50pm On Jul 01, 2024
Voting a CRIMINAL like Tinubu into power may be the undoing of Nigeria.

LAWLESSNESS and abuse of power is now the order of the day.

This is the second time a government or its agencies have attacked power companies because they tefused to give them FREE power supply.

Worst thing about this is an AUDIT will easily reveal the HUGE AMOUNT of money allocated to pay the bills and how someone shifted it into his own private accounts.

It gets even worse when you realise the Air Force is the most USELESS arm of the Military in Nigeria. They DON'T do anything.
Politics › Re: Tribalism Or Racism. Which Is More Deadly? by Namaster: 12:39pm On Jul 01, 2024
Both are STUPID. Both tribalists are EXCEPTIONALLY stupid.

At least, racists have the excuse of the OBVIOUS difference in skin colour and physical features. Tribalists have NO excuse apart from SHEER stupidity.

Tribalism is MORE stupid.

But when it comes to deadliness, racism is head and shoulders above tribalism.

A tribalistic police officer in Nigeria may delay you EXCESSIVELY and extort you TERRIBLY but a RACIST police officer in the US could easily see a gun in your hands while you're holding a phone and shoot you to DEATH.

A tribalistic neighbour in Nigeria may not allow you into his compound or invite you to his daughter's wedding while a RACIST neighbour in the US will knock on your doors just to shoot you in the face.

In summary, tribalism is DUMBER but racism is more LETHAL.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Languish As Food Prices Soar In Kaduna, Kano, Katsina by Namaster: 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2024
Until Tinubu and the State Governments wake up and start dealing with bandits, terrorists and herdsmen like the CRIMINALS they are, Nigerians should buckle up and get ready to start feasting on AIR and water.

The Renewed Shege still dey gather momentum.
TV/Movies › Re: Rita Dominic Slams A Critic Of Her ‘Lekki Wives' Appearance by Namaster: 9:10am On Jul 01, 2024
I don't get how ANYONE can watch Nigerian movies/shows to the point of being so invested in them, you'd leave a review.
Properties › Re: Fraud In Real Estate Lagos State by Namaster: 7:01am On Jul 01, 2024
What is happening is people like YOU keep covering up for them.

You know a company that has DEFRAUDED people of #80 Million but you still REFUSE to name them.

What do you expect?
Politics › Re: 2 Female Suicide Bombers Arrested 24 Hours After Multiple Blasts In Borno by Namaster: 6:54am On Jul 01, 2024
After kidnapping and raping so MANY underaged girls, the promise of 72 virgins no longer hold water to these terrorists. So they've started to OUTSOURCE suicide bombing.

By the way, the scope of the recent attack is too LARGE for Tinubu to still be silent. Dude just pretends as if nothing is happening. Pitiful.
Autos › Re: TOKS RX300 2003 Model For Sale �️�️ by Namaster: 5:22pm On Jun 30, 2024
Even though the target market for Lexus is Yahoo Boys, that price is OUTRAGEOUS.

Vehicle is 21 years old and looks like a mobile SHITHOLE.

It's NOT worth #7M.
Politics › Re: Seun Osewa Is Jealous Of Me, Trying To Pull Me Down - Jarus by Namaster: 2:48pm On Jun 30, 2024
Seun is TOO gentle and amiable. That's why this one with CATERPILLAR teeth is talking nonsense about him.

Seun could use a little bit of EGO.
Crime › Re: Governor Otti Spits Fire Over Killing Of Policemen In Abia by Namaster: 9:41pm On Jun 29, 2024
Otti is one of the BEST performing governor in Nigeria at the moment.

Love the guy.
Romance › Re: What Are The Things You Value Most by Namaster: 9:40pm On Jun 29, 2024
1. Respect.
2. Some respect.
3. Some more respect.
Crime › Re: Ibrahim Sini: I Wanted Peace Of Mind - Policeman Who Rejected ₦150M Bribe by Namaster:
A great man.

90% of the NPF will sell their grandmother for #150M and put their mother as jara.

Ibrahim Sini deserves all the commendations.
Politics › Re: Hisbah Seizes 142 Cartons Of Alcohol In Katsina by Namaster: 8:52pm On Jun 29, 2024
First, they seized a vehicle that was just passing through. Then they arrested two ladies for "loitering and immoral conduct".

Nigeria is a DISASTER!

Terrorists, bandits and herdsmen RAVAGE the North on a daily basis YET the pressing matters for this jobless FOOLS is kidnapping women and alcohol for "further investigation ".

Nigeria is GONE.
Politics › Re: MFM Saga: Hotel Manager Bursts Bubble, Comes Out Clear On Femi's Case by Namaster:
"Amoo stated that his father was a native doctor and deposed that once when Jimoh came to see him over some work he was doing for the church, as he was leaving, "he saw one of his father's customers who had been coming to his house for about two years also leaving."

Two CLOSE associates of a General Overseer jamming each other at a Native Doctor's workshop reads like the plotline of a Nollywood movie.

Absolutely INSANE that it's happening in real life.

Funniest thing is how Olukoya has remained VICIOUS and VINDICTIVE throughout the narration.

He's so EVIL he employed a Lawyer and Policemen who removed the defendants to shoot a video at a hotel just so he can COOK UP fake evidence to present in court.

The entire thing js so TWISTED that the using police to jail UNCONVICTED people and wasting several years of their lives has taken centre stage while the fact that the Chief Security Officer of Olukoya and a Pastor of his church were both patronising a herbalist is IGNORED.

YET people will troop to the church tomorrow to worship and pay him his 10% cut of their June salary.

Religion is FRAUD. Countries should start to OUTLAW religion in all it's forms.

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