₦airaland Forum

southniyikaye:
Make I siddon here just in case!!!!!

REMEMBER, I AM FOR EVERYBODY AND ALSO FOR NOBODY. (BUHARI 2015) well you know the meaning now.

Well make una help my hustle so we can gather money and do proper adverts on nairaland o

Popcorn machines
Grills
Ovens
Pounding yam machine

Glad to see you back again bro. Keep it up

uliyaah:
SOMEONE ASKED TO BE DIRECTED TO A LINK/POST ON BICYCLE FOR SALE.

Was at Odolowu warehouse(a bit after CELE) today and came across clean and lovely ones, the person should chat me up via WhatsApp below for seller's contact.

How much for one. Did you ask the seller? They look clean

GRACEGLORY:
We already chatted

You can also say it here. Others like myself are interested

adetunjioludami:
Lg lk5000pta.

I tried running a search on google but couldn't find it....or you didn't type the numbers correctly?

adetunjioludami:
Thanks Sir o, people thought I was insane
I almost thought the TV was fake till I saw someone dat bought hers from lg showroom 32" exactly like mine just a smaller version. I bought mine from cash and carry

Which make of TV is yours?

adadike:
Northern Nigeria is in trouble, lalasticlala come and see for yourself

We all should be worried. If the whole north is desecrated, we are next

Sleeklord:
I appreciate ma.When nobody helped me, I had a rethink about my life and decided to continue my search for something to do hunger or no hunger and I saw something that gave me 1k.I just pray to God to never put me in situations where I will be at my fellow human being's mercy.Thank you for your words ma.

Where are u based

helinues:
Just imagine Prof Osinbajo as president and Prof Zulum as VP..

That could be the better Nigeria leadership we have been yearning for.

Nice one Gov Zulum

The first sensible thing you have said this year

CsRockefeller:
Thanks.

Welcome. I once bought it but had to return it cos the AV port wasn't working.
All the investigation i did only showed that xiaomi had smart TVs. Someone also told me the ones adveritised on jumia are cloned so i am going for TCL tv

CsRockefeller:
E be like say d best thing na to settle with Hisense to avoid stories that touch.

I saw the reviews on Xiaomi too, it's relatively cheap and with what they did with their phones, I'm sure the TV is amazing.

Leave that xiaomi sold on jumia. It is a cloned TV. The original xiaomi TV is not that one been advertised.

hollah123:
does it makes sense fighting what u can't win?
Ambode still has a stake in APC irrespective of what happens n he can still mingle n later get something reasonable later but everyone see how obaseki rubbished Oshiomhole n nobody will want to risk it by giving him any chance again.

Just watch n see what will happen after obaseki tenure,he will b thoroughly embarrassed by EFCC as regards d billion he used in fighting covid 19 n other mismanaged funds

The only point i tend to agree with you on is buying immunity from harassment.

Though obaseki went into over drive in his quest to cut oshiomole to size but for my kind of person, i must always put up a fight. Na so i just be

Davash222:
Never bite the finger that fed you...not when the finger tries to choke you. I still consider Obaseki more noble than Ambode.

I was thoroughly embarrassed the way ambode chickened out. He went down without a fight

Better die standing(with honor) than live on my knees begging(like a simp)

Cc.hollah123

Davash222:
Miffed by this, Tunde had the First Lady's ADC, Usman Shugaba, Escort Commander and other policemen attached to the first family arrested and detained.


But, let's be frank, are we sure Buhari is truly in power? How can an ordinary Personal Assistant have the First Lady's ADC, Escort Commander and policemen attached to the first family arrested and detained?? Such effrontery!
Something fishy is going on in that Aso rock that we don't know yet.

This proved there is something we are not being told. Something is definitely amiss in aso rock

NextPresido:
The way bubu dey shock he can supply 24hrs electricity to the whole Nigeria

Lol. Comedians full nairaland i swear!

nonny400:
Please scroll up and click the link I posted to the page where you can start getting the information.

Great giant, are you giving approval of that TV? The name sef dey make me laugh. Anyway i will give it s try bro. I am contemplating buying TCL.

How long has it been in use

Officialgarri:
There's a war going on and we cannot say we do not expect casualties or collaterals.

May these ones rest in peace.

But the SR that published this sensitive video in the first place, what is their aim? To help spread the good news from BH or to cause the families more pains?

I see people saying Buhari said he captured all LG, Yes! And does that mean BH has ceased to exist?


I have sources and video proofs that the war is better.

This is an interrogation of one of the BH caught.


Really? If the kill them, what reports will Amnesty Nigeria give to the world? What crime charges do you think will be held against the president. Most of you don't face realities. You just let your emotions speak for you

My friend shut your stinking hole call mouth! I wonder how u guys keep trying to explain away all this huge blunders of the president.
There is something call rules of engagement.
You don't negotiate with terrorists. I know in the eyes of ur darling president, BH are not terrorists.
U have yet to end arm struggle with these terrorists, yet you keep replenishing their ranks and files with released members?
Who is talking about killing them? What does the law say. They should be tried by law and punished according to the law!
If your darling president is serious about this war, it would ended long ago. Just look at what chad did with their limited fire power. No drones, no airplanes,gunships etc. If na chad get all this thing, war for done end since.
I pray you experience consequences of the failure of your darling president.
No bother to reply, i dont have time for shit imps

saaron:
This is Abubakar Shekau Boko Haram, the same terrorists group that was crying to surrender according to buhari's Fulani regime propaganda machinery.
In few weeks time, the killers of these Christian soldiers will activate Taqiyya and surrender themselves to Nigerian army for army as repentant Boko Haram terrorist.
The earlier the rest of Nigeria detach itself from Northern Nigeria, the better for our own security. These northerners are using Taqqiya through Boko Haram terrorist group to slaughter and kill southerners for their agenda - Advancement of Sharia. Let's not forget the secret move by buhari's Fulani regime through the CJN of Sharia to expand the scope of Sharia in Nigeria's constitution.
Useless regime.
ONE NIGERIA DOES NOT EXIST!

This is my earnest expectations. Because any sensible person knows that after ravaging the north, their eyes will be cast upon the beautiful south.
Our politicians are imps

NoIgboSoundTueh:
At least you own up to it.
You dont engage in tribalistic shits unless its Fulani.
Hypocrite

I really don't have time to waddle in the mud wit you.

Yes, the igbo custom demands that the man pay the bride price. Simple..


Now to the matter of tribaliam/fulani, i can certainly see you are deranged.

Do have a nice day. Dont expect response from me.

NoIgboSoundTueh:
You are ashamed of your culture?
Even after the girl posted 3 different stories carried by reputable dailies.
You can't hide Igbos are 14th century backward savages.
That's your truth live with it

That savage behavior is also carried out in isoko land, akwa ibom, parts of edo and delta states.
But you are quick to start jumping up and yelling igbos! The savage culture( according to you) was designed to discourage promiscuity and baby mama syndrome
I try not to engage myself in the tribalistic shits that goes on here. Am above that.

Chamber2000:
I have explained to her but she was insulting my mother.


I really felt so angry in my spirit for that, the woman that I've been running around through hospital this period to keep her up and someone just comes to insult her?

Seriously Nairaland allows any Tom Dick and Harry to insult you.

Just ignore

Chamber2000:
Shut up. No part of Igboland will ask for a conjugal bliss with the corpse.


You are rather expected to pay twice the amount for marriage rites so that others can learn lessons about the importance of doing proper marital rites with a lady instead of living together as unmarried couples

Thank you my brother. I didn't know you have already responded to her.
I pointed out the same thing.
Someone will not be sure of facts before rushing to press.

edochie12:
If this thing has happened in the east,my brother u will suffer,u will marry her in death,infact u will regret ever meeting the girl for the first time

This also happens in delta state. Isoko areas and some other places

Amotolongbo:
Dowry is being paid by women, not men.

Bride Prize is being paid by men.

@Dear OP, sorry for the loss.
It depends on the tribe and cultural values and norms.

In some parts of Igbo land, the man has to settle all the bride prize and probably have a conjugal bliss with the corpse before they can allow the corpse being buried.

In major part of yoruba land where I come from, no much serious implication.

The major and utmost thing is that, try to know the in-depth of the cultural norms and values of the land which you are marrying from. Clear all the bills, settle everyone you are meant to settle before taking the bride or groom.
Every culture is meant to be observed and respected. If you find their culture so “barbaric”, don’t marry from there, it isn’t mandatory

Please and please be sure of what you know before posting. There is no part of igbo land where the man must have carnal knowledge of the corpse( if that's what you mean by conjugal bliss). It is a sacrilege. An abomination!
Kindly modify that point
Yes in some areas, the man may be compelled to bury the dead and conduct the burial rites.
It also happens in parts of delta state.

Someone7:
Funny how ladies act surprised when their man proposes to them when they've been giving him hints all along

That should open the eyes of every man to how deceptive and pretentious they are.
Something you have been praying and wishing for...He might even have given hints about it beforehand.
It still puzzle me till date. I am yet to see any lady that didn't act surprised

KingAzubuike:
Exactly the case. With the use of siver iodide and potassium iodide which induces nucleation and acts as a surface conducive for condensation to occur which then turns to precipitation. It's what these so called rain makers do and they call it juju lol. That's why they only try their bullocks during rainy season. They can't do it during dry season.

And how do you seed the clouds( getting the mixture up there). I learnt it was via airplanes.
I wonder if our native doctors have access to aeroplanes to seed the clouds.
Just musing out loud though

bigfish3k:
The name of this denial is called TAQUIYYA in their religion

Exactly. I pity people that believe this latest rebuttal

arcbaba:
Tcl is far better than all the brand's you listed. Their picture quality is superb.then u can Google the world ranking of TVs u will see tcl is not their mate

The tcl is still doing fine i guess?
Where can one get a genuine tcl 32. I am not in lagos.
Those sold on jumia, are they original? How did u get urs pls.
Does tcl have official store in jumia.
I just dont want to make mistakes.
Tnx

zamanii:
Lol what are the benefits?

So which one did u end up buying

ednut1:
Jargons, drugs and alcohol ruined him

What the guy said is absolute fact. My old time class mate who knew him said something similar.
One time he came to play send down the rain, out of no where, heavy rain starts blasting

shugasofttouch:
Mine was being the only female bricklayer amongst men. I was teased and yabbed for being a BSc holder and being a bricklayer it was tough being a beautiful lady that I am doing such to make ends meet. it's not funny.

Wow. This is brave of you. I love ladies like these

Blackbug:
Seriously man, you won’t be helping him?
Did you not read stories of people saying some other person came to their aid?
You are wicked. Shior. ’you Won’t be really helping him ‘

Even reading this stories has change some of my perception. Nothing is too small to give out now.

mamatwiny:
Back then in my year 1 I ate bread morning afternoon night, it was the cheapest food as it was sold N10 per one. Garri and water preferably chilled. Sometimes with chilled mirinda.It got to the extent that they changed my name to bread. They complained I don't take the bread with tea and I lied that I am allergic to tea, that each time I drink tea, I vomit whatever I have taken. I maintained no tea stand throughout that 1st year. By 2nd year, I started cooking.

When I started cooking, my friend introduced me to meeting the buka ppl so they can keep the fish head for us. It was free then. They will pack these fish head for me and you need to perceive my stew . Choi. You will be salivating, without knowing na so so fish head full the stew. I can also eat beans for one week straight. I mess sotey I use mess wake my roommates for sleep. I was deep asleep and was unaware that mess was going on. They said that particular one was the 4th one and they couldn't endure it. Dem come dey smell our yansh ooo. I was banned from eating "agwa " in that room.


As I type this I am still laughing at what happened that night.

Choi. Life!! Who no go, no know.
This your story funny sha .