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Amotolongbo:
Dowry is being paid by women, not men.

Bride Prize is being paid by men.

@Dear OP, sorry for the loss.
It depends on the tribe and cultural values and norms.

In some parts of Igbo land, the man has to settle all the bride prize and probably have a conjugal bliss with the corpse before they can allow the corpse being buried.

In major part of yoruba land where I come from, no much serious implication.

The major and utmost thing is that, try to know the in-depth of the cultural norms and values of the land which you are marrying from. Clear all the bills, settle everyone you are meant to settle before taking the bride or groom.
Every culture is meant to be observed and respected. If you find their culture so “barbaric”, don’t marry from there, it isn’t mandatory

Please and please be sure of what you know before posting. There is no part of igbo land where the man must have carnal knowledge of the corpse( if that's what you mean by conjugal bliss). It is a sacrilege. An abomination!
Kindly modify that point
Yes in some areas, the man may be compelled to bury the dead and conduct the burial rites.
It also happens in parts of delta state.

Someone7:
Funny how ladies act surprised when their man proposes to them when they've been giving him hints all along

That should open the eyes of every man to how deceptive and pretentious they are.
Something you have been praying and wishing for...He might even have given hints about it beforehand.
It still puzzle me till date. I am yet to see any lady that didn't act surprised

KingAzubuike:
Exactly the case. With the use of siver iodide and potassium iodide which induces nucleation and acts as a surface conducive for condensation to occur which then turns to precipitation. It's what these so called rain makers do and they call it juju lol. That's why they only try their bullocks during rainy season. They can't do it during dry season.

And how do you seed the clouds( getting the mixture up there). I learnt it was via airplanes.
I wonder if our native doctors have access to aeroplanes to seed the clouds.
Just musing out loud though

bigfish3k:
The name of this denial is called TAQUIYYA in their religion

Exactly. I pity people that believe this latest rebuttal

arcbaba:
Tcl is far better than all the brand's you listed. Their picture quality is superb.then u can Google the world ranking of TVs u will see tcl is not their mate

The tcl is still doing fine i guess?
Where can one get a genuine tcl 32. I am not in lagos.
Those sold on jumia, are they original? How did u get urs pls.
Does tcl have official store in jumia.
I just dont want to make mistakes.
Tnx

zamanii:
Lol what are the benefits?

So which one did u end up buying

ednut1:
Jargons, drugs and alcohol ruined him

What the guy said is absolute fact. My old time class mate who knew him said something similar.
One time he came to play send down the rain, out of no where, heavy rain starts blasting

shugasofttouch:
Mine was being the only female bricklayer amongst men. I was teased and yabbed for being a BSc holder and being a bricklayer it was tough being a beautiful lady that I am doing such to make ends meet. it's not funny.

Wow. This is brave of you. I love ladies like these

Blackbug:
Seriously man, you won’t be helping him?
Did you not read stories of people saying some other person came to their aid?
You are wicked. Shior. ’you Won’t be really helping him ‘

Even reading this stories has change some of my perception. Nothing is too small to give out now.

mamatwiny:
Back then in my year 1 I ate bread morning afternoon night, it was the cheapest food as it was sold N10 per one. Garri and water preferably chilled. Sometimes with chilled mirinda.It got to the extent that they changed my name to bread. They complained I don't take the bread with tea and I lied that I am allergic to tea, that each time I drink tea, I vomit whatever I have taken. I maintained no tea stand throughout that 1st year. By 2nd year, I started cooking.

When I started cooking, my friend introduced me to meeting the buka ppl so they can keep the fish head for us. It was free then. They will pack these fish head for me and you need to perceive my stew . Choi. You will be salivating, without knowing na so so fish head full the stew. I can also eat beans for one week straight. I mess sotey I use mess wake my roommates for sleep. I was deep asleep and was unaware that mess was going on. They said that particular one was the 4th one and they couldn't endure it. Dem come dey smell our yansh ooo. I was banned from eating "agwa " in that room.


As I type this I am still laughing at what happened that night.

Choi. Life!! Who no go, no know.
This your story funny sha .

henzy4life:
dat means ur own level of hunger no high na em make u throwaway am,if na dis kind serious hunger wey we dey reason here,omo u must finish dat drawing porridge yam and still be Happy u did.

Lol. Una go kill persin with laugh. This is the best thread this year so far. We will make it o

onosbaba3310:
lolz, mine cast shall.
boy life during my ND days was stressful ooo
but man must survive.

based on say no father(he died when i was 2years or so)

and mom ran away after my dad's death, so she left with me with my old grandma(dad's mom) and she was the one that actually trained me up to my ND.

oboy I had to manage ooo, and suffer alot because I don't want to stress grandma,

I remember during ND 2,after borrowing money to pay for my house rent,pay school fees and buy foodstuffs for me, my grandma fell sick, God, she was sick for months ,and during that time my foodstuffs finish, I had to drink garri from morning till night for some weeks, Bros before I know my garri too finish and my gas too.

thank God for some friends who would allow me eat with them, especially one of my guy from Lagos, Thompson,that dude too go good ooo, sometimes he will just look at me and be like Destiny, I know u never eat since,just come my hostel later, some times he will just dash me money (1000, sometimes 500) that guy was my saviour back then.

I remember how I stay awake at night doing other people's programming assignment for 200 naira.

boy those days were horrible,but I survived it, grandma finally well, when I be wan die ,I had to tell her my predicament,she wept that night, only God knows how she did it,she actually wey be foodstuffs to me 3days after I told her, and attached 1000 naira.

I love her like mad, God knows that she has always been my heroin and my dreams na to shower her with everything good in life,once things settle down.

note things worst pass as I take write am, just have to shorten am,if I want talk wetin I don pass through,na another thread I go just go open..

Dont wait till money plenty. Anything u get, do for her
Even cash never dey, just tell her how special she is and that u love her. Put smiles on her face and make her proud by your conduct
People like that dont need much, they are satisfied seeing that you turn out right. Financial reward na just bonus.
Tell her now she is special. Send my love to her

Dont hate your mum. In life, shi*t hsppens. Just take it like thst

Liftedhands:
Already did.

God bless you for touching a life

Liftedhands:
Sorry it's not for sale.

Oh sorry.

Are u gifting it out then

Liftedhands:
After lockdown I have a wall fan to help keep you cool in your new place plus gotv decorder, remote and antenna for your entertainment.

Got this set here last year for my shop but didn't use them again. Fan is working well but i haven't tested the gotv.


All yours for FREE! location is awoyaya Ibeju lekki.

Happy new month all and may God keep us all safe this trying times.


Contact me when you can pickup.

Still got the gotv decoder?

Might be needing one soon

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Teddiie:
I don't think the hatred they have for you is half the hatred they have for Mannabqgrills

That guy can easily pass for the most villified member here

Women sef! Una can fret over little things. Tell you mum to mind her business

Most men nowadays are not really into that you must give me boy or else type of shit, since it has become clear that it is the man that determine the sex of the baby

My friend( man) has 4 beautiful angels and he is so proud of dem. Na the wife dey even bother herself for boy pikin

No play near him daughters o, or u go collect better back hand formatting slap


Pick urself up and love your children. No man or woman has a right to determine your happiness

This is horrible!

How can someone achieve erection with minors like these?!!!

Pls they should enact stringent punishment for demons like these.



See me siggy for properties and lands in Southern naija

EarthFireH2o:
Makes me remember some years back, during my I T period, couldn't go to office cause I wasn't boxed up, had to stay home, man was literally drinking Lipton for 2 weeks straight, I had a new pack of Lipton then, used the last money on me to get sugar, I'll literally wake up, boil water and continue sipping my Lipton like it was no man's business, Morning, afternoon and night or whenever I felt hungry,
Lipton was like my life saver then,

Lord have mercy! Naija we strong abeg. If u survive this country, you can survive any shi*t anywhere

Freestainworld:
was coming back to school at Ebonyi state, got to Enugu, it became very late, no bus to take us to Iza our destination, I and my friend went to the police station to sleep till early morning, the police men ask us if there station was a hotel, finally they asked us to pay for the night like 10k each, I left there with my friend, saw some ladies who were go for a vigil in the church, we joined them pretending that we where looking for there church, guess what guys, when we got there and the prayers was going on, we where busy snoring on a bench in the church, immediately it became around 4an in the morning, we sneaked out of the church to catch the first bus, it was funny though but I never forget the experience.

God must always make way for him children

olamidedivotee:
Is it a recharge card?

Chai! Wetin persin no know big pass am! Op, that's a recharge voucher for the defunct mtel line

Nolstagia. How time flies. This voucher reminds me of my time in Uni. My roomie uses an mtel line then.

clintz:
Where is this located in Benin?

Sorry for late response. Was mostly busy yesterday.
Someone already made part payment for it.

There are other nice properties available. Will update later.

Cool stuff

Own this

Clean bungalow for sale.

3 bedroom and 2 bedroom.


Location: Benin city, Edo state.

Price: 13 million naira only.

Legal gymnastics.


See my signature for sweet bungalow in Benin city

Smartmed:
which school is this？
most schools i know dont throw u out immediately, instead you are given a chance to repeat 100level

I was wondering too. I thought it is 200L that is the defining moment.
What do i know sef.

Young man, tell your papa

I smell foul.


Contact me for properties and lands down south.

If u have the means to build, do so.

The high brow erea were once forest.

Were i live now, 20 years ago, u might even see land for 30k, for a plot but come and buy one now.

U can build and rent it out and go live with them adenuga them.

Word is enough for the wise

Alkason:
2003_2008

I great you, fellow giant