₦airaland Forum

shollish:
I even thought it's on the face

I tire sef. I thought it was one massive scare. Mtcheew.

I suspect he is still a small boy. Op, When u are 40, you won't even notice that thing.

When i was in senior secondary, i had terrible acnes on my face. I used to feel depressed and won't go to school.
Now at this age, i don't give a hoot if it covers my face ( though i outgrew it then)

Eulalia:
Bump

No complication whatsoever. When a lady become pregnant, the female hormones tend to work on the muscles of the reproductive areas thereby making them more elastic.
Have you seen the size of a baby's head? Dont you wonder how it manages to get through the birth canal?
Now to your other question. If pre-intimacy is properly done and the woman is wet and in a relaxed mood, then there won't be any problem. There are also lubricants like ky jelly to help lubricate the area.
The man should also be patient, gentle and also skilled in the act
Good luck

netmillionaires:
I am sorry to digress from the main discussion. I made a withdrawal with an Accessbank card on an Ecobank ATM. The ATM didn't disburse cash yet my account was deducted. Which bank should I log a complaint to?

Ur bank that owns d card u used

[quote author= post=89735237]Corona virus don chase RCC comot from all projects dey're handling in Nigeria, dey don run go Israel.[/quote]Is RCC an israeli company? In comparison with the MPI, which of them does the better job.

I am from imo but envy anambra. Right from my uni days there when ngige was governor till date, it has been back to back with awesome leaders.

Make una borrow us one person

TEQ365VENTURES:
cos. I can't use 2 wardrobes

Too far away.

Its a good one. Keep improving

mrjojo:
Note: I will strongly advise against buying followers if you are going to be marketing products later. Buying followers will give you irrational activities, imagine you have 200k followers and you are having only 5 comments and 100likes on your posts because most of the followers are not interested in your content if half are not even bots. Organically grow the followers, it always pays off

- you need to harness the power of hashtags #
start by posting like 10 posts, with the following hashtags #foodie #foodporn #africanfoodnetwork #yummy #naijafood #mykitchen #icook #nigerianfood #nigeria #africafoods #trending etc - this will give organic followers say 5-6 daily or more if you post more

- Go to the food section, there is a very active thread " cook in your kitchen and post " start posting very nice meals made by the owner of the account and put the link to your Instagram under your posts this should add some followers if you are consistent.


- follow this handles @tundeednut @instablog9ja @sisijemimah @naijafoods @shola.jay @ifys.kitchen @foodace , now when this guys post , go to there comment section and say something reasonable and funny about the post and end it with "learn to make the most delicious egusi ever, if e no sweet gimme slap" or something like that. Always post something reasonable to the post o else you it will be considered spamming


- go on twitter and jump on the trending bandwagon, register on twitter, post nice meal pictures, in the caption add the trending words, as of now
these are trending "#bobrisky,Mercy Tacha #BBNaija FUCA"

Caption your pictures like this " Forget bobrisky, Mercy, Tacha #BBnaija, Egusi soup that touches the soul, licking of screen is allowed" put your Instagram link below too.


- Pay Instagram influencer, you can pay Tundeednut (80k ) instablog9ja(90k) and other pages to do an ad post for you, this doesn't always bring many followers, doesn't justify the price
You can also pay instagram skit makers(comedians) to make short skits about your product page, prices range from 70k to like 500k if not more @maraji_ been the most expensive.


- Buy an Instagram page with followers already, there are markets where you can buy pages with 50K and above follower, note: most are hacked pages and also most will not be interested in your content

Lastly, to buy Instagram followers, register on fiveer.com, you will see a lot of people offering this for as low as 20$. it not always easy but when done right , it will be worth it . Goodluck

Robust write up. Make i reach you for something

Maadoo:
Make your money anywhere but fly down to owerri at weekend. I know some nice nwkobi joints

U just hit d nail on the head

D day my colleagues came down for my dad's burial and,saw owerri and my village also, they cursed their town

mamaafrik:
Op,skuru,squirrel dey your head,i can bet that you are not Yoruba.

If you are yours sister alone self for don treat her forkup for your presence.
You scolded your mom for a misdemeanor caused by your girlfriend,that you know yourself.
They should have used you for sacrifice

Mehn you got me laughing at the use you for sacrifice part

@op. Let me advice you as a father and a senior man

If you marry that girl, the cslamity and pain that will follow you will be untold.
That is if you didn't die from bp or stroke.
I can bet my ...m that it will end in pain and divorce.
Thank God she showed all this character before marriage. Just jejely dodge this toxic bullet

But i know you can't, so i will tell you sorry in advance

evansjeff:
This thing really disturbs me, Lalasticlala

I guess you are the eldest? Someday, your folks are gonna grow old and leave this world.
U will have to step into a mortuuary with rows of human corpse just to identify your folks before burial
Better begin gather mind now

tunderoc:
Yes it kills everything in your soak away, but they'll be back in just a few weeks. Best bet is have a plumber work on re-piping and disconnecting the tanks

Alright. Thanks

Thanks for sharing

tunderoc:
@Op firstly, there are rats in your house, there's a need to rid your house of rats "number 1 thing that attracts snakes". 2. This snake chase a rat into your soak away and couldn't find its way out, so it follow the only place where with its forked tongue sense oxygen, which is your toilet bowl. Many do believe that the water in the closet go all along to the soak away, NO it ends right after the U-bend that's why if you open the chamber at the back you find it dry. 3 get bottles of sniper and empty it into your toilet bowl and flush at least twice to kill other crawling stuffs breeding in your soak away. 4. Your 2 soak away pit are connected together, pls get a plumber to disconnect it, or expect more crawling visitors plus you may find out you spend more treating malaria as you will have mosquitoes and other insects infestation as result of your connected soak away.

Does flushing of sniper down toilet bowl kill mosquito in the soakaway pit? .
I need to deal with those guys there

Thank you for this thread. Will be following

oz4real83:
The major opposition party in Nigeria always work at cross purposes with the ruling party even when the ruling party is carry out laudable policies or programmes. Almajiri issue is one issue I would have loved to see PDP support APC in finding solutions to but unfortunately, they will always want to use every opportunity to show themselves as better alternative. APC would've also done same if they were in oppostion. We need to scrap these parties, they can't help us.

Jonathan actually attempted to address this issue by building almajiri schools. That was a laudable move but i know people like tissala are actually blind to these facts and will never address it.
Goodluck

I have tasted God and seen his powerful moves. He has shown up for me inumerable times and intervened in issues that were bigger than me and could have swallowed me.


I have no damn time to prove any sh*t to naysayers. They can keep their opinions to themselves.

Jehovah, may your name be praised forever more.
I am indebted to you and i remain your servant.


@ op. God's grace kept you. Pls do his will

JudasNaCarrot:
It surprises me how some people (foolish,though) still believe there is nothing like God, a supreme being, an all glorious and ever lasting with unlimited powers.
If a house have a designer, a car have a designer, a beautiful cloth etc, all are designed by someone, then our universe and everything in it did not just come by accident....there is a super human with unlimited powers and intelligence that made it.

God is God.....

He is everlasting.

God bless you my brother...
God be praise for his everyday meecies

bamidelee:
Can you see your life outside, create job so that you can employ graduates. You are abusing me.
You need to grow up ogbeni.

I already have people working for me. Smh

Have a nice day

bamidelee:
Create job for yourself then.

And did someone tell you i was looking for job? Sometimes i just shake my head at the mindset and mental capacity of some persons here.

Every year, thousands of graduates are churned out with few jobs for them.

olatade:
How about lectures, non academic staffs and even the security guys that will be employed.

Building universities creates employment opportunities to bro

You are right but i was really addrrssing the angle of university churning out multittude of graduates yearly.

The worst is hotels. They only employ cleaners and waiters

AmALeo:
I have a USA used 32" Vizio Smart TV.
Tech Specs:
VIDEO INPUTS
- 2 X hdmi
- 1 X component
- 1 X Composite (Shared)
- 1 X RF
AUDIO OUTPUTS
- 1 X 5.1 Digital optical
- 1 X Stereo Audio
ADDITIONAL INPUTS
- 1 X Ethernet
- 1 X USB

Everything is intact and in carton. What's in the BOX
1. 32" Class LED HDTV
2. Remote control.
3. TV stand (legs)

The TV is pre-installed with Netflix, Huluplus, Pandora, Amazon instant Video, YouTube, etc. More could be downloaded.

You can reach me on 08060037802. Call/WhatsApp
Location is Surulere, Lagos.

I also have other items like laptops. I Would be posting those later.
NB: All items come from USA. Thank you

How much for the vizio tv

IntersexSherry:
i can't post nude pictures of myself on an online forum and again read my post very well when i said the variations varies and it doesn't just deal with both alone. comment wisely

As a scientist, i understand exactly what u mean. But ignorance is a disease in Africa. Most people fear and hate what they don't understand
I salute you for your courage. Never let anyone talk you down

Well, nice investment. School everywhere but no jobsz

willyo:
Lol. So the US already know how corrupt mr integrity is.

It will surprise you to know that they know more than us

Millie465:
I've not seen your call , I thought you were coming today

U can post pics here. Some of us are interested too

peacefulhome:
I used to , but had to stop when it became uninteresting. But I still keep an online diary of my dreams and when ever I feel like going through it, I login and start reading. It interesting most times and it gives you the assurance, that no body can gain access to your online dream.

How do you write dreams online

[quote author=Eulalia post=89164539]Ok dear.
Been having issues accessing my mail.
Quickly copy it and I'll take it down again.

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U can take it down. Is this number on WhatsApp

ImperialBlack:
What is the success rate over 100

Very smart question. I'm impressed

Eulalia:
Yes, online.

Give me a WhatsApp number or email to reach you

ogorchimeizie:
You did wrong my brother... Apologise to your wife and give her the money to buy it. If she does not buy it, then your wife is a witch....but if she buys and you see yourself complaining, Oga join TB Joshua on the mountain.. There is a perverting demon around you...

Thank you

Will you shut up pls! What wrong did he do. He has been giving the wife money for two whole damn years to get the clothes and she always eat the money. I could understand the man's position- all you children are looking good but the niece is looking so unkempt. Any good man will be worried.
But i have come to understand That many Nigerian women can't treat other people's children right. Why are naija women like that sef?

The wife has not right to be angry. She needs to apologize to the man asap for calling him a paedophile. If na me yswa go gas o. No one dare insult me such!

Pls give your wife the money this time to buy the stuff and if she fails, give the niece the money to go buy it herself. I5 yrs pikin can handle that

frozen70:
If you can't stand her any longer, you have to go for a divorce and you can't be living in the same roof and be talking about divorce

Alternatively, ignore her and stay happy by over looking her silly attitudes

You are too young a man to develop BP because of emotional torture and depression

Get a friend and relax your self with your friend if you find happiness in her and let her know everything

If it happens that you want to marry her, team up with your family

I always like your position. Unbiased. Another lady up there is saying the man should continue to bear until he drops dead abi?
I always advocate hearing both side of the story though
I have come to discover that when a woman is in the wrong, women in this forum tend to gloss over the issue and tell the man to suck it up, but if the reverse is the case, they will bare their fangs and go on the attack!
Cc bukatyne

sweetmelanin:
I think you are the shallow one here who has clearly refused to reason!

1. Why is Bill Gates (a college dropout with no medical background) suddenly the spokesperson for global health?
2. Why is the vaccine (which we have no idea of it's long term effect) being pushed to be mandatory?
3. Why is Bill Gates pushing for digital identification of those who have been vaccinated (ID2020)?

Some people can never understand.
Your number 3 is the crux of the matter. There is something sinister about this vaccine that is bring pushed. Especially with this identification thing. With advances in nanotechnology and Bill gate being an I.T guru, i smell a rat. We are about to be branded.