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I walk into the house from the supermarket: 'Hello everybody, I am home.
Later in the day, I'm on the phone talking to my boo and he asks.... 'where are you bae? 'I am at home love' will be my reply. Do you get it?

I enjoyed her performance. I loved the fact that she was doing it happily and she was also decently dressed. She is CUTE.

Mykelpato:
she's cute.. But I didn't enjoy her performance, #playing Michael Jackson's song n the two guys dey dance #pheew

Did you see two guys? I saw a guy and a girl... Maybe you are talking about Korede's dancers.

This looks more like an erotic post to me. Anyway, I learnt something new.

The little I can remember about that social science faculty is that it is always badly lit... Except maybe change has come for it. It is so sad...... Those stories we used to hear of "ebelebo" and "love gutter".... Ahh Uniben of those days.....

That happened in either Hall 3 Or Hall 4.... Though I strongly believe it is the latter....

I think Fathia Balogun stands out. I like her.

Kazrem:
I pray you learn early before its too late. Put moderation in its use. You didnt have one before na

Ok. I will have a rethink

Ma Cell phone and I are inseparable. It is ma trusted friend.... Besides, something must kill a man/woman as the case may be.

It is not a sin,neither is it a crime to be broke. Because if u ever had to work for some decent dough and you also have other persons who you take care of,then most likely u would have experienced "brokeness" at one time or d other. It z only a crime when:
1. You try too hard to live above ur diminished or even non-existent means "dressing yourself in borrowed robes".You live a lie.
2. You are comfortable with been broke. You don't plan to get a job to at least keep body and soul together. U hate education too.. Any form of it.
3. You think A RICH MAN is the answer to all ur problems. So u throw your whole life into the daunting task of catching a rich man in your poverty stricken net... Not minding whether he's married or not...pfft..this is a topic 4 another day...

tellwisdom:
Benin people are witch...i knew this since Jesus came into this world

Why have u decided to advertise and showcase ur foolishness today? Why??
Do urself a favour,change ur monicker... because u put the "F"in Foolish

She 4 give d man sansan chop join....#irepEdo

"Baby,u r the bone of ma bone,ma sunshine,ma all in all"...Those are the words a married man who's less than a year into his marriage is spewing to a single girl who's definitely not interested in him...May God help and save faithful women from men who go out there frolicking and return to infect their wives with incurable diseases. Some men are the tempters themselves... Chasing single girls shamelessly and tirelessly.

I Vote Contestant A
Obinoscopy & Excelsia









Cc: Luxanne

She thought he was gonna "change" until he "changed" it 4 her. RIP! It z a wake up call to those in abusive relationships. A word is enough 4 d wise.

Queensly123:
Yayy! Finally got oyo state. Hi everyone.. Queensly...Covenant university..mass communication..quick intro everyone?

Hi! Congrats dear. Pls what's d procedure u followed to check? I hav bin trying buh notin useful came up.

Pls I visited the NYSC portal buh I didn't get any useful information about my call up.. Is there a special procedure or something??because I paid d 4K... Some1 who has gotten to know shld kindly tell me d procedure... I really want oyo state

Please let the ban start from Nnewi in Anambra state... The Okada riders there don't fear God! .. Come see whr okada plenty pass human beings

Just be yourself first, and then try to be clean and neat @ d same time. If u can afford dry cleaning services, why not? Buh if not, always keep ur clothes clean and keep them neatly pressed too. Try not to put on rumpled clothes...If u perspire a lot,use good roll-ons and sprays,always Hλ√ǝ a clean hankie handy and let d bathroom b ur friend..Keep ur nails clean, practice good oral hygiene as this is very important, u will not attract many good friends if your breath stinks.... Be the first to say hello to others even wen it z not convenient 4 u... (U know what I mean). Practice good mannerisms, know how to talk politely to others..Most importantly, keep ur home neat too... Charity begins @ home they say.

What did u even study in d UNI? I guess it is "Animal Fencing And Wiring"

U actually had the temerity to include Pharmacy(A Noble Profession) to that smelling list.. U must be HIGH on OPIUM.

Some of the victims were brought into a hospital where I happened to be, @ that particular time... I couldn't even look @ them... It was a horrid and gory sight! May God help them.

1. Pikin wey dey 4 e mama back no know how journey far.
2. As u make ur bed, so u will lie on it.
3. He who goes a-borrowing,goes a-sorrowing.
4. Na so I dey do, na so I dey do, I too sabi talk, pikin tell e mama say her teeth rotten 4 public.
5. What will be, will be.
6. These men out there don't Hλ√ǝ anything to offer you.. Be content with what u Hλ√ǝ.
And so on...
These were words from my mom and they went a long way to mould me into who I am today... May God Bless Her Soul...

My Samsung is 4 snapping pishure while my Blackberry is for browsing,nairalanding and other dirty jobs ... I buy data for ma Samsung wen I need to download some stuff really fast.