₦airaland Forum

wazzalurd:
More Athens to your shoulder

Lol. Sparta nko

goldbim:
A silly way to die..when u are putting a wrong rod in a wrong hole..msheew!!

hehehe

OneNigeria1960:
First son? I thought they said the one that died is the first son?

Naija journalist, one cannot tell which news is correct.

Thank God for your life man.

asin eh. I tire.

Lovetinz:
Na u cause am.
You for don arrange say make I send you this text:

Bro sorry, I cant pay the total 960k now.
I have only 850k.
Will you come and pick it, send somebody or I should credit your account 850k tmrrw morning?
pls bear with me for the moment.

And then call you later to beg you...

You for dey do Round 7, by now.

Lol. badoooo

emperorchedda:
Confirm bullshiit!!

What if the man mistook the female convenience for the male?

What if he couldn't read the signs on the door before entering?

What if he was a janitor that came to clean the convenience?

Women making a mountain out of a mole hill since 1918

It might even be a made up story to get attention from senators. Any hustle na hustle. She should try harder next time.

Its the guy im pitying sha. By the time she becomes famous, she will drop him faster than hot moi moi

tsephanyah:
RIP, I hope is not intentional don't attack me again I just think outside the box, suicide stuffs

Have u ever heard of someone committing suicide by falling from a mango tree or any tree at all. Try and think inside the box

VickyRotex:
Good Good. Hope you had a great day?

sure. Have a good night

VickyRotex:
You know what you did o.

Nice Humour Btw.

thanks ma'am. How was your day

VickyRotex:
lmaooo!!

Why are you people like this?

What did I do nah

chimajii:
Even this 120 u wrote is wrong! U and the OP have wrong figures /pricing for Enugu. ENUGU is 150 not 120. Terrible. Enugu is just something else

depends on what part of enugu u stay. Its 120 in trans ekulu

goldbim:
yes boss.

you got mail ma'am

goldbim:
lol...our song naa..as usual.today's friday.u turning uplet's nt derail b4 they ban us..enjoy yourself baby boo...lol.

I'm sure gona turn up. can I send a pm?

goldbim:
hello nani*dancing*my day was great!

hehehe. good to know you had a great day. what song are you dancing to? will like to join.

goldbim:
This babe again??no be small thing..hers is a settled case with GOD!!!

Aunty kemi,,how market??..lol

Hi, how was your day?

radiokilla:
does childbirth looswn the vjayjay?

who said loose vagina is natural. Why weren't men complaining about it many years ago. its a new occurrence with our girls cos most of them can sleep with anything for money. smh

instead of saying they have people in high places. Nonsense

No wonder papa edu didn't have vanguard today

Naija can make make fun of everything sha

Enugu is 120 naira a bag and 10 naira a satchet

What should be opened for him is a sacred vault filled with cash. Nigeria needs plenty money.

Looks cool but the colours no follow; reminds me of Bob marley

I wonder what you were expecting before you got married to him. I'm sure he must have hit you while dating you but you overlooked it cos he's a minister's son. You never see anything sef. This is just a tip of the iceberg.

chiddyok:
Many are dreaded. Few are neat. Even fewer are sexy.

She hasn't seen osun dreads

oya resign nah

Alejhandro:
U make sense bro

Concerning guys demanding sex very early, It's a huge turn off to ladies especially when they want to have a gud relationship wit u. Let me say dis, a woman can beg u for sex on her second visit if not d first sef. This is based on experience and it will work on any girl so long as she is not a "No sex relationships type".


When u invite her for d first time, b a gentleman. Play, laugh, discuss and watch movies wit her but shy away from anything dat suggests sex as it will make her feel u love her as a person and not because u want sex. Why? It makes u more attractive to her because she sees u as being different and unique from other guys. Now while playing wit and making her laugh, 'intentionally' brush or touch her breast in a 'mistaken way'. When u do dat smile, apologize to her and shift away from her a bit and of course continue wit d discussion and act as if nothing happened. Believe me, she will melt inside


Na she go begin change topic to issues abt sex. U go just dey smile for inside...lols

omo, it depends on the girl o. some will call u mugu and concentrate on depleting your resources.

Guess some people have forgotten the definition of sexy.

Im just wondering what you people gist about that gives them the confidence to ask for extra favours. Do you flirt with them? Oga op you haven't told us the complete story cos sometimes I give ladies free rides and they have never asked for anything except in some cases and its just my phone number

her life, her body, her choice

Nnaemiemax:
this list will never be complete without gaming:

pes or fifa 16, played on a pc rendering on nvidia gtx graphics, padded with corei7 processor, and loaded with 8gb ram, chilled soda and chips.

Have you tried ps4

goldbim:
No..i rep gidi..*winks*

hehehe. U are cool sha

goldbim:
oya naa,,share the gala,share the booze...naughty us..*jst catching fun jare.*enjoy yourself baby boo*..nani oo,pop cranberyjuiceoo..

Lol You seem lively. You stay in the east?