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Happening in a zoo
In the animal kingdom, the lion has no sympathy for the gazelle.
No respect of hierarchy in a zoo
All Policemen in Nigeria are animals
Policemen are recruited by Nigeria
Animals live in zoo
Nigeria is a zoo, where anything Buhari cannot destroy does not exist, with the exception of cows and herdsmen.

MNK ,the prisoner of conscience who saw tomorrow.

This happened in a zoo.
It happened in Niger state
Niger is a state in Nigeria
Therefore Nigeria is a z*********((

PainedORPHAN:
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Having no parents is not an excuse to be begging on social media.
Many people in Nigeria of today were brought up with no parents and helpers, and still yet, they fulfilled destiny without pleading for alms on social media.
Discover yourself and improve self esteem, believing you are destined to breakforth.

Hangmnk:
If the root of the problem is religion, how's China colonizing Africa is a bad thing? since China hate anything religion

Religions impaired the thinking of most Africans.
The Europeans used Religions to colonised Africa.
In the words of Desmond Tutu, "When the European came to Africa, they asked us to pray, we knelt down and closed our eyes, they asked us to recite in the name of Jesus, before we opened our eyes, they took our land, they gave us the bible in return "
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The Chinese realised that the Europeans conquered Africa economy with Religions, and opted for economy slavery in the name of road and brick initiative.
The concept had rubbed salts on Ugandan, the only international Airport in the country has been taken over by the Chinese.
The Chinese approached Obasanjo for Nigeria crude oil deposit as collateral in exchange for $50 billion USD. This offer was declined at the time.
The root of African problem is Religions.
Once you swapped your culture and religion for a foreign one, it becomes impossible for you to think in the way nature programmed you.
Religion in Africa is a money making organisation.
People can no longer fight for good governance.
They will tell you, he was hated coz he is a Christian or a Muslim.
Anywhere Christians are majority the best friend to Archbishop is the managing director, where Muslims are the majority, the best friend to chief imam or the Sokoto caliphate is always the Head oh NNPC in Nigeria.
You cannot be promoted in many organisations , miniseries, agencies and departments in Nigeria .
The story is endless.
The important thing is for Africans to be weary of the Chinese colonialists.

The second colonization of Africa:

CHINA'S EVIL PLAN FOR AFRICA

By the year 2050, according to the metrics of continental geopolitical ethnography, Africa will become a Chinese continent. African leaders, instead of setting up a "sinking fund" are just happy to revel in their own batty.

Fact 1: Compared to Africa, communist China is a little country, indeed Africa is about five times the size of China. However, the population of China is roughly two billion, same as the population of Africa.

Fact 2: In terms of mineral resources, Africa is the world's richest continent, and it is a hundred times richer than China.

Fact 3: China wants Africa's land and resources by hook or crook means to ensure the survival of the Chinese race.

The Chinese communist party's policy for Africa is a POPULATION SWAP solution that will ensure the survival of the Chinese race. As laid out in an obnoxious instrument, China intends to send half a billion people into Africa before the end of year 2040 and these families will be encouraged to bear four to five children so that by year 2050 there will be over 2 billion Chinese in Africa. During that same period, African population is strangely projected to decrease by some unknown occurrences. End game, the Chinese population in Africa will surpass the African population by 2050. China will effectively own the African continent and its resources. End of story.

As at end of year 2019, over 50 million Chinese citizen have already being pushed onto the African continent, most of them hardened criminals taken out of jails. There are about 2.5 million in South Africa, about 2 million in Nigeria, over a million each in Ghana and Ivory Coast etc. There are pockets of them everywhere in 54 African countries. I understand that South Africa has now cancelled all Chinese visas.

In readiness for the takeover, the Chinese are snapping up African seaports and airports. Their "modus operandi", is to grant African countries some toxic loans to build their much needed infrastructure and get African leaders to sign a shrouded contract, written in Mandarin, that will permanently transfer the ownership of these ports to the Chinese nation. Kudos to the eagle eyed President John Magufuli of Tanzania who tore up a contract signed by his predecessor and told the Chinese to go home.

In Djibouti, the Chinese deceptively took that small country's seaport off them and set it up as a military base. There is a military buildup going on there now as the US have also setup a base there to keep the communists in check.

China is pushing hard to get their citizens into the police force of all African countries. Zambia recently commissioned two Chinese nationals into their police force but had to take the uniforms off them after public outrage. There are Mandarin speaking Chinese police officers roaming the streets in South Africa, they even have their own police stations, and can arrest, detain and interrogate offenders in SA, including South Africans.

In all African countries this is standard Chinese policy, in fact, most Chinese companies in Africa have fully armed Chinese security guards who from time to time turn their weapons on Africans. There was a recent incidence in SA where a Chinese employer locked up his workers under the guard of Chinese security and forced them to work for one week against their will.

In Mozambique, the Chinese built a whole city of about 400,000 houses, Mozambicans are not allowed in there, only the Chinese. There are similar Chinese cities like this in other African countries.

In Nigeria, the Chinese are hiding in mineral rich rural areas and are heavily involved in illegal mining, 17 of them were recently arrested in Osun while another two were arrested in Zamfara. There are many more hiding in the rural communities where they are protected by powerful tin gods. In Lagos state, Mandarin, the Chinese language has being introduced into the secondary school curriculum.

China has over the years put itself forward as a geriatric Santa Klaus, who wants to help Africa grow, but after we saw the way Africans were molested in China during the Covid19 debacle, we now understand their true intensions. They want our resources but they don't want us. Africans were dragged out of their hotels, denied access to hospitals, eateries and were not even allowed into supermarkets. Some were chased down the streets and beaten blue black by the communist police. There was an art gallery where we saw the Chinese comparing us to monkeys, and that gallery has not yet being pulled down.

For all Africans, its time to take action, to stop the Chinese influx into Africa, to stop the illegal mining of our mineral resources, to stop the ongoing dehumanisation of Africans on our own soils, we need to pay attention, if we don't want to pay the price. China is not a friend of Africa, and we do not need China. China has only one diabolical intention, they want to take what is ours, they want to lay claim to our inheritance.

By the year 2050, according to the metrics of continental geopolitical ethnography, Africa will become a Chinese continent. African leaders, instead of setting up a "sinking fund" are just happy to revel in their own batty.

Fact 1: Compared to Africa, communist China is a little country, indeed Africa is about five times the size of China. However, the population of China is roughly two billion, same as the population of Africa.

Fact 2: In terms of mineral resources, Africa is the world's richest continent, and it is a hundred times richer than China.

Fact 3: China wants Africa's land and resources by hook or crook means to ensure the survival of the Chinese race.

The Chinese communist party's policy for Africa is a POPULATION SWAP solution that will ensure the survival of the Chinese race. As laid out in an obnoxious instrument, China intends to send half a billion people into Africa before the end of year 2040 and these families will be encouraged to bear four to five children so that by year 2050 there will be over 2 billion Chinese in Africa. During that same period, African population is strangely projected to decrease by some unknown occurrences. End game, the Chinese population in Africa will surpass the African population by 2050. China will effectively own the African continent and its resources. End of story.

As at end of year 2019, over 50 million Chinese citizen have already being pushed onto the African continent, most of them hardened criminals taken out of jails. There are about 2.5 million in South Africa, about 2 million in Nigeria, over a million each in Ghana and Ivory Coast etc. There are pockets of them everywhere in 54 African countries. I understand that South Africa has now cancelled all Chinese visas.

In readiness for the takeover, the Chinese are snapping up African seaports and airports. Their "modus operandi", is to grant African countries some toxic loans to build their much needed infrastructure and get African leaders to sign a shrouded contract, written in Mandarin, that will permanently transfer the ownership of these ports to the Chinese nation. Kudos to the eagle eyed President John Magufuli of Tanzania who tore up a contract signed by his predecessor and told the Chinese to go home.

In Djibouti, the Chinese deceptively took that small country's seaport off them and set it up as a military base. There is a military buildup going on there now as the US have also setup a base there to keep the communists in check.

China is pushing hard to get their citizens into the police force of all African countries. Zambia recently commissioned two Chinese nationals into their police force but had to take the uniforms off them after public outrage. There are Mandarin speaking Chinese police officers roaming the streets in South Africa, they even have their own police stations, and can arrest, detain and interrogate offenders in SA, including South Africans.

In all African countries this is standard Chinese policy, in fact, most Chinese companies in Africa have fully armed Chinese security guards who from time to time turn their weapons on Africans. There was a recent incidence in SA where a Chinese employer locked up his workers under the guard of Chinese security and forced them to work for one week against their will.

In Mozambique, the Chinese built a whole city of about 400,000 houses, Mozambicans are not allowed in there, only the Chinese. There are similar Chinese cities like this in other African countries.

In Nigeria, the Chinese are hiding in mineral rich rural areas and are heavily involved in illegal mining, 17 of them were recently arrested in Osun while another two were arrested in Zamfara. There are many more hiding in the rural communities where they are protected by powerful tin gods. In Lagos state, Mandarin, the Chinese language has being introduced into the secondary school curriculum.
China has over the years put itself forward as a geriatric Santa Klaus, who wants to help Africa grow, but after we saw the way Africans were molested in China during the Covid19 debacle, we now understand their true intensions. They want our resources but they don't want us. Africans were dragged out of their hotels, denied access to hospitals, eateries and were not even allowed into supermarkets. Some were chased down the streets and beaten blue black by the communist police. There was an art gallery where we saw the Chinese comparing us to monkeys, and that gallery has not yet being pulled down.

For all Africans, its time to take action, to stop the Chinese influx into Africa, to stop the illegal mining of our mineral resources, to stop the ongoing dehumanisation of Africans on our own soils, we need to pay attention, if we don't want to pay the price. China is not a friend of Africa, and we do not need China. China has only one diabolical intention, they want to take what is ours, they want to lay claim to our inheritance.

*The brutal words of "Richard Smith", famous British guitarist, during an interview...*

*ABOUT AFRICANS*
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
*I have been asked many times what I think of Africans, here is what I think of Africans, without language and without taboos.*

*They sell everything to the highest bidder, even the land. Then they poison themselves with everything that is available.*

*Their pastors or so called men of God. They rob their congregations and become billionaires in their very poor nations. They made the churches to become family inheritance...the father, the mother, children and other business interests.*

*"I am not racist because I do not believe for a single second that I am superior to a Black man". The difference with them is that, "we think of our descendants", we are calculators, we protect our interests and we'll kill for that if need be"*.

*"We are not emotional, we have passed this stage". If the Lion has pity on the Gazelle, it is he who will die of hunger. "They have lions at home, but they do not understand the laws of nature"!!!.*

*"For everything, they confide in Superstition and Religion".*
*The difference between the others and Blacks is, "while others reflect, Blacks do not think, they do not use their intellectual capacity and very few Blacks are analytical".*

*And when a few Black people pierce through, we admit them to our side or eliminate them in one way or another, most often, with the hand of other Blacks.*

*"We brought them our God and continuously invent fuzzy concepts to confuse them more".*

*In a hundred years, their descendants will be more slaves than they are now!!!*
*"They are already more unhappy than the generation of their parents", and they naively believe that numbers will be their strength.*

*"Just watch how they drown at sea to come icer to Europe". We conquered them with a few tens of ours and the active help of theirs leaders (Blacks selling their own for FAKE JOBS/PROSTITUTION)*

*We forced them to speak and write in our languages!!!..they even judge each other by how much one can speak like us. We will control their descendants more than we control them right now. (Happening already!)*

*lf given opportunity they are ready to abandon their land to come over as willing slaves, rather than with determination and commitment build their land*

*Other people understood our game, (like the Chinese, Indians, Koreans,etc.) they started to use the same technical knowledge as us to protect and dissuade, but the Blacks did not understand anything.*

*"I'm sorry to be so brutal in my submission. Nothing personal, I'm just plain."*

*(Richard Smith)*

Omicron will stop Buhari the wicked man from visiting Ebonyi state.

IhateYouMan:
See him !

I saw the most wicked and heartless zombie, dictator, authoritarian, feudalist, oligarch, and a vampire who brought destruction to Nigeria.
I saw a man whose name would be written off the memory of Nigerians.

It's no longer a news that the FG of the North is in advanced stage of banning Nairaland.
They want Nairaland to provide the cookie details of anti government post, monitor and sensor all anti-buhari posts, want the login detail of subscribers.

emmanuelewumi:
It is 0.7% with Stanbic IBTC Stockbrokers

Thanks for the eye opener. I will try Stanbic.

Really
Liar Mohammed, once a pathological Liar would always be one.
Your grandson even asked, grandpa, why do people call you Liar Mohammed?

emmasoft:
The trading charges are the stipulated statutory charges as stated below;

BUY

Brokerage

1.35%

VAT on Brokerage

7.5%

Stamp Duty

0.075%

Sec Fee

0.30%


TOTAL 1.82625% (Excludes N4.30 – X Alert Fee)



SELL

Brokerage

1.35%

VAT on Brokerage

7.5%

Stamp Duty

0.075%

NSE Fee

0.3%

VAT on CSCS

7.50%

CSCS Fee

0.30%

VAT ON CSCS Fee

7.50%


TOTAL 2.17125% (Excludes N4.30 – X Alert Fee)

Noted with thanks.

Munzy14:
I for say..that was Jonathan era...

Before Jonathan left office, a bag of layers feed was 1900- 2100 according to brands.

Mr integrity came, it entered 3050...

Boom! Mr integrity lock border, we entered covid lock down to endars protest...Dec 2020 layers feed entered 4800.

Today it is 5600 -5900 a bag of 25kg.

Egg will soon hit 1 egg for 100naira plus..It is the cheapest protein, and we can't avoid it.

AFFORD
Kindly correct the typo

Christmasdon:
Nah mhen, things are really skyrocketing o in terms of food prices and other commodities. can you imagine lately last month i bought some cooked egg sold at N60. per one and to my widest dream i returned 3 days after the time i bought those cooked eggs lo and behold it now N70. Asin Who did we offend?

We offended Buhari, the chief terrorist of the Federation.
Buhari next agenda is to indirectly dollarised the local economy.
Check out the prices of egg worldwide, the reference prices is for 12 eggs.

https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_price_rankings?itemId=11

If 12 eggs cost $1.60
1 egg cost $0.133 cents
Then 30 eggs cost
$3.99
At Buhari exchange rate
$1 = N412.00
Here in Abuja, a crate contain 30 eggs.
In other word, N1648 to buy a crate.
On the average, in most supermarkets, you get a crate at N1800.00
At most, 1 egg should cost N70.
But because of the Buhari's curse on the nation, you can never get it.

emmasoft:
Click the link on my signature to open stock and mutual funds account with investment one.

Come over to be part of the winning team

What is your brokerage fee or percentage for stocks purchase and sell?

Buhari is a Fantastic failure.
He failed.
His failure is approved.
Confirmed without a prejudice

Advocate500:
Ok ooo,but hellinus said nobody was killed? I am surprised he have been avoiding this panel report thread.

Hellinus is a son of woe. A shameless cursed son of a Zombie. He needs to satisfy his pay masters.

christistruth01:
This Fake Lekki Panel report has just Scored a Spectacular Own Goal

On page 304 it lists the 14 Petitions received from Lekki Toll Gate incident and their Compensations only Abuta Solomon was listed as dead at Lekki and his Brother Nathaniel Solomon was Paid N25 Million as Compensation

Truth is just too Powerful for its haters to handle !!!!!!!!!

You are a born fool. Better for your mother not to have conceived you. The curses of the dead are upon you.
Brainless individual attracting curses upon yourself.

This is s a propaganda. We all know that what Buhari cannot destroy does not exist, an exception is Fulani herdsmen and their cows.
Or is Buhari trying to prove us wrong that he can as well destroy herdsmen and their cattle?
Let them show us just a pik of the herds destroy by the jet.

Anything BUHARI cannot destroy does not exist, with the exception of Miyetti Allah cattle breeders association of Niger Republic.
The statement is true only if you include Fulani herdsmen.
Buhari cannot destroy Fulani herdsmen
Buhari is an herdsmen
Buhari is a Fulani herdsmen.

How is market?
I like your spirit of never giving up, inspite of zero patronage.
Keep it up.
I will patronise you once I hammer.

Maxymilliano:
This guy is yet to meet Buhari and he's doing well, anyday he will meet him that will be the beginning of his failure.

You are very observant and objective.
From the day Anthony Joshua met Buhari the Failure, he hasn't recorded any victory.
BUHARI=FAIL

The Nigeria maximum dictator, authoritarian, totalitarian, fascist, certificateless Nigerien Major General Mohammed Buhari has concluded plan on the following 6 items.
1, To reject the demand of South East representatives and leaders on planned request for release of Nnamadi Kanu.

2. Buhari has confided in close associates that the presidency must remain in the North, preferably a Hausa-Fulani or a Kanuri should be the favored consensus candidate.
3. Buhari has demanded for the extradition of Sunday Igboho or Benin Republic would face the consequences.
4. Buhari has concluded plan to raise fuel(PMS) price to N450 -N550 per litres in the coming weeks.
5. Buhari has concluded plan to forcefully enforce colonial cattle routes in all the 36 states and Abuja.
6. Buhari has concluded plan to fire a warning shot at Tinubu by sacking all the serving mimisters that have a relationship with Mr Tinubu.

Your post is utterly a rubbish.
Nigeria is a fraud. Only the beneficiaries of the fraud want to remain in the shit hole. Buhari has already divided Nigeria.
We cannot be labouring for Hausa-Fulani.
We are no slaves.
Secession we want.
Biafra, Yoruba nation we stand.
To hell with the marauders from Futajalon
To hell with the parasites from Guinea.
To hell with Buhari and his cabals.

How I wish your brother can help us to destroy all the killer herdsmen that surround and inhabit all the forest in South West state.
He is qualified to be recruited into Amotekun corps.

The problem was caused by the Hausa-Fulani hegemonists following the rejection of National identification cards in 1979
It is a difficult problem to run a credit card scheme without National identity card of individuals.
The banks in Nigeria will open up once the integrity of National ID is established.

What else do we expect?
Covid-19 locked down promoted pregnancy.
Don't blame anyone but Buhari, who ensured that Nigeria higher institutions were locked down for +/- 2 yrs in the last 4 years.
At least you enjoyed your sexually active girl friend, you demonstrated that you are anti-comdom user.
You confirmed that you are fertile
What you can do now;
Rule no1: Never indulged in pre-marital sex without using condom.
Rule no 2; Never forget Rule no 1
Send your Ethereum wallet no to receive pregnancy support fund.

The Nigeria maximum leader, wicked General Momosu Buhari, the authoritarian, the totalitarian, the dictator, the fascist, the saddist, the jihadist from Niger republic has concluded plan to forfeit all the unclaimed dividends in the coming weeks despite a court order that prohibit him from doing so.
His fellow Jihadists and Fulani terrorists are out to cite the principle of National interest to render the pending court order useless. Status quo judgment delivered by the court in Ogun state is no longer a binding order on the dictator.
The country is darn broke and Buhari needs the generational sweat of the Yoruba people to service debt.
The brakedown of historic unclaimed and dormant deposit shows;
Yorubas....75%
Ibos...........15%
Minority in the South...2%
Hausa-Fulani..0.0000000001%
#say no to Buhari stealing of unclaimed di Yorubas and Ibo

BaBA
If you put GIDA, na you shabi
Dele giwa was assassinated by Ibrahim badamosi babangida.
Nigeria formal autocratic, despot , authoritarian, totalitarian, most corrupt, most manipulative ruler ,2nd most wicked after Buhari.

Why not honey coin?
I am interested in horney honey coins.