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Stillhere:
Thanks a lot. Sadly, I don't enjoy playing games or watching movies on phone. I have tried it a few times but often get tired so fast. I really wish I'm a phone-game person.

U r welcome

Somtimes u eat bitter leaf to cure malaria

So u gotta do learn hw to do somtin u dnt like to solve a problem

So try n learn how to. U can still outgrow and stop this.
Good luck again.

Zonefree:
So, now they don catch him, wetin come happen?

Nothing na.. So he will b responsible at home and wit side chick same tym na.

U see some men buying every 4 side chick and doing zero at home..

Zonefree:
Wetin wife and kids find go husband's side chick house

To catch the husband red handed

Nigga must av been giving flimsy excuses for coming home late and on finances.

gabemuyi:
Come and give me the job

Relax bros.

Becareful what u pray for.


U will inherit the debts.. U knw that right

Men find #8 more attractive because eeerm

Make i sharpaly go chop free amala n kpomo. I dey come.

Coming from someone who tried to break d internet several times but internet refuse to shake let alone break.

Motivational Speaker of Life..

Dont be too scared.

Its called HIGHWAY HYPNOSIS.

Small breeze, u r ready to doze off. Must have been something u grew up with. Probably traveling with parents or family, so u feel safe..

U kinda didnt outgrow it. But not to worry. Its PREEETY NORMAL. but with naija way nowadays. Omo.. I dnt knw aw 2 make u stop

But try n press fone or get engaged on mobile fone games while in the car. Do that regularly and it may wear off..

Goodluck

With all dis items I'm seeing.

I fit rob u.

HarlequinLekex:
I currently have 3 wives hoping to add to the tally before end of 2026.

Hmmn leading by example right.

Well lets see u get to the least - that means 5. Then by then u would have led by example. So many people have 3..so until u get to 5. I'll b impressed.

Way2Go

HarlequinLekex:
Women population is very higher than that of men which shows one man marrying one woman will lead to some women not getting married.

A man should marry at least 5 wives.
My Opinion.

How many do u have?
How many do u intend to have?


Because at least 5 wives means More than 5 and not less than 5. So?

I attended a wealthy business man's daughter's wedding

Menu


African drinks - soya, zobo, kunu, tigernut juice in customized bottles. Legit fruit taste inside
Snacks - local donuts n d likes


Complain na.

Wedding with class. Poor n rich attendees ate d same things.

I was wowed like so people like dis exists.
Naija don spoil our psych aswear

I sent musk 2 options.. This one he's proposing and showing the exact device used in posting. Like

Twitter for iPhone 6
Twitter for Android Tecno smart5
Twitter for Web HP laptop
Twitter for IPhone 14 pro max.


At least d iphone 6 people go let us rest small..

Putting THE END as if na movie.

Well marriages nowadays na movies

See d pic of d dude grabbing that ass.

Daaaaaamn

Zonefree:
Where you waka go see a virgin Nigerian girl? God dey really ordain your footsteps, obviously

as funny as this is ehn. Walai dem dey. Once crushed on one razz babe like dis. She later gree. Omo the mooorf*cker na v-boot. Her skin like milk, smells nice.

I later pop d cherry. Vrigins na stress sha. She said she started acting razz when people always disrespect her coz she was too gentle.. Dat she got tired of insults n disrespect.

Same naija u see some so called razz gals say shit all d time even in public but in private dem fear pass chicken.

Beautiful Elephants painting .. Nature is great. The artist is super

They always wnana come back when the people dey try to replace you with serves them breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper

How to avoid her. Reply her chats after every 2days.

Na ur wife dey spoil that girl but u wont knw.. Coz u think she's a saint but now she's seen some1 she can influence and still disguise as a saint under marriage.

Mind games. Tell ur wife to Invite that friend for dinner
. Make sure its dinner invite not Lunch.

Use ur brain. I cant b spoon feeding u na.

Virginprincesss:
You are jealous because your gf is not a virgin,with a wide kpekus like sweetplum own



Is sex a must in a relationship?

I can't say dis crystal clear. But its a must. Most dnt wanna agree wit reality. But it is. B4 u agree to a relationship. Set ur mind that it must happen.

Its like a prerequisite.
U can drink garri without sugar, gnut, kulikuli. No qualms
But u need water. Water is necessary. People who eat garri raw witout water end of not enjoying it.

Ur relationship is the garri
Water is the sex.

Virginprincesss:
Can guys really go into a faithful relationship with me without sleeping with me?

To be honest with you on this ur question

Hell f*cking No
No f*cking hell
F*cking hell no

U will find one that can but HE'S LYING.

sambrosautorefu:
We are waiting for the breakfast because she talks too much ... She will still scatter this one with mouth

No breakfast 4 dis one anymore. She's going for supper

sleekybaba:
Omo, see great goal

U sef see am.. Havertz try for that goal.. Senior baller.

Before some God forsaken twats relates this to Spirituality and make u scared.

It is called SLEEP BRUXISM. She'll outgrow it


Acc to some doctors
It may be due to a combination of physical, psychological and genetic factors. Awake bruxism may be due to emotions such as anxiety, stress, anger, frustration or tension. Or it may be a coping strategy or a habit during deep concentration.

Wizzy13:
Am troubled, why do Nigerian girls hate nice, cool, soft spoken and decent guys.

Its not a Nigerian thing.. Its inbuilt in that gender.

More like a psych stuff. They like harsh guys and take advantage of good guys and they dnt even know why they are acting like that until its probably too late.

Once again my homie - ITS A FEMALE THING, NOT A NIGERIAN THING.

Newyorkitis:
This is where English clashes with Faith.

U don finish talk. There's nothing wrong with I'm ill or I'm sick. Las las. U use idioms. I'm a little under the weather.

Nigerians dey form religious english for country wey no send dem..

Yankee dey sack on slight tinz oo.. Come late 5mins regularly sef. U r gone.

Congratulations papi. U have been selected for peace.

Since u can't ask him out. U can manipulate him to ask u out. It willb you asking him out, but make it look like its him doing the asking.

Takes a legend to make this happen.

If u were a guy, i for show u legit simple process. But since u r female.

Manipulate him to ask u out, the green lights u r showing should b really green not all dis fake dumbass greens

Sorry 2 D guy in questn in advance (if he's a simp).
A non simp will notice d manipulation from afar. Dont dull ooo.

Lopez1988:
You can't deceive us with English

Its a love gist.

I'm out