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Travel › Re: Celebrating Eid In A Foreign Land: Nairalander Experience In North Cyprus by Natbrowny: 4:02pm On Apr 14, 2024
Hisbah for don flog that babe oo. She no cover hair.

Ekaette. Gimme one cold stout. Thank you
Celebrities › Re: It Was Grossly Unfair To Send Bobrisky To Prison Without Option Of Fine by Natbrowny: 1:25pm On Apr 14, 2024
Well CBN offences and penalties states

Prison Term AND Fine
Prison Term only

There is no mention of
PRISON OR FINE
FINE ONLY
Crime › Re: Bobrisky Will Be Held In Male Cell And Protected From Sexual Predators by Natbrowny: 1:24pm On Apr 14, 2024
First day in shower.

Apex sexual predator in Prison

BOOOOOB PICK UP THE F*CKING SOAP.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Romance › Re: Burma boy and I will still get back cause am good down there- Stepllon Don by Natbrowny: 11:54am On Apr 14, 2024
According to her. That's an asset.

Shaking my head
Travel › Re: Why Is It That People In Nigeria Settle Down Quicker Than Japa People by Natbrowny: 11:41am On Apr 14, 2024
Because u have to be extra careful dealing with people and people are scared of paying alimony and child support. We all know with those terms, marriage means contract wey get expiry date aside death

Introduce that to naija system and what do u think will happen.

Settling down becomes hard, straffing anyhow becomes hard even if u can afford it.
Celebrities › Re: No Group Of People Is Sex Starved More Than Married People - Nigeria Lawyer Says by Natbrowny: 5:49am On Apr 14, 2024
Pussy has been monetized in all stages now

Talking stage.
Boy/Girl friend game
Fiance/fiancée game
Married
Single

Just fail to drop change and she'll form blackmail.
Na only nymphs dey give on a steady..
Romance › Re: Where Can I Find This by Natbrowny: 5:45am On Apr 14, 2024
U wanna use them for rituals or what.?

Anyways. Check ur Street wella.. They r everywhere wearing clothes n eating food like normal humans.
Romance › Re: Na You Just Wan Kill Yourself. by Natbrowny: 9:28pm On Apr 13, 2024
OP nice one. I dey feel you. But help me address health issues including down syndrome and imbecilic moves with this vibe u started with. Ride on my G
Romance › Re: My Experiences, After I Slept With Her, by Natbrowny: 9:22pm On Apr 13, 2024
JuanDeDios:
But if he runs, won't that hurt her?
Better now than when she's 2 legs in with no away goal rule again.

Op offside, Na fans go see am b4 VAR see am. E go cleeeeear like Bayer Leverkusen for ontop Bundesliga Table. 😂
Romance › Re: My Experiences, After I Slept With Her, by Natbrowny: 9:19pm On Apr 13, 2024
geoworldedu:
Abeg I dey look for Wigan? You sabi where den dey now?
The team competes in the EFL League One, the third level of the English football league system.

Same with Bolton
But Bolton dey 3rd for table. Wigan dey 13th. Be like u dey use Wigan threaten OP pass my Bolton threat. 😂 😂
Romance › Re: My Experiences, After I Slept With Her, by Natbrowny: 4:03pm On Apr 13, 2024
Continue shagging.

Hurt her or cheat and ur downfall go be like Bolton wanderers.

Run now while u can.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Must Invest Heavily In The North To Overcome Insecurity, Poverty – Obi by Natbrowny: 5:41am On Apr 09, 2024
Hold their thieving governors responsible first.

Coz na dem dey use state funds subsidize pilgrimage and masses never see KuliKuli chop let alone real food.

Spend 600 billion pounds in the north and u wont see any changes in lifestyle.. Except changes in roads and other meaningless structures.
Family › Re: Mum Says She Showers In Front Of Teenage Daughter To Normalise Bodies by Natbrowny: 5:37am On Apr 09, 2024
Ur daughter MAY END UP BEEN A lesbian esp in today's world wey everytyn be like inverted cross.

Coz she'll never be comfortable bathing alone. When she leaves ur house for school.

She'll find someone to replace you and its not gonna be a boy

Teaching her body confidence kill u there. Small trigger, babe is gone to the next babe
Romance › Re: Scared Of Dead People And I Can’t Sleep. Help by Natbrowny: 10:40pm On Apr 08, 2024
Its time to confess.

👉 What crime did u commit against the deceased?
👉 What secret do both of u shared b4 demise?
👉 Was there any hate between yoursef and the deceased?

Its normal to feel the ghost wants to protect u. But this ur own. Na case study..
Science/Technology › Re: Solar Eclipse Live Coverage by Natbrowny: 6:17pm On Apr 08, 2024
helinues:
It can only be visible mostly in the day and the path determine the visibility. This year Solar eclipse is for North America
Aiit man. Thanks 4 d Enlightenment.

👍
Science/Technology › Re: Solar Eclipse Live Coverage by Natbrowny: 6:04pm On Apr 08, 2024
Be like our moon and sun dey different. Coz its supposed to be a global thing
Romance › Re: Ladies Do This Us And We Will Gladly Be Your Simp( Photo) by Natbrowny: 4:46pm On Apr 08, 2024
Savedday2:
Mugu man! After girl use your money buy these things and cook for you, then you become her SIMP.

Truly, our men are becoming senseless by the day! Who do our men this thing erh, e no go better for those village people!
Thats a disrespect to village people. We have nothing to do with making them become senseless. We are just on our own observing.

Pls push blames on something or someone else.
Travel › Re: Man Deported After Confessing His Immigration Status To UK Catholic Priest by Natbrowny: 4:31pm On Apr 08, 2024
Padre has casted the young man. 😂

By the way most padres works for government, mobs and most are former gang🌟
Romance › Re: Is This True About Finding A Good Wife in Nigeria? by Natbrowny: 8:47am On Apr 08, 2024
The ones that dances in those videos ends up marrying senators and big wigs of the society.

Definition of a good girl differs.

Because she cover hair and prays doesn't make her good. Some of them are closet monsters. Dem wicked die.
Education › Re: We’re Told That Mary Slesser Stopped Killing The Twins, But That’s Not Entirely by Natbrowny: 9:46pm On Apr 07, 2024
History is been altered since tey tey. Even holy books.

Editing yapa.

Everyttn u knw about Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking are mostly lies

Stephen hawking said in an interview 'WHEN I WAS FIVE, MY MOTHER USED TO..... It was gibberish but that first part was clear.

Interpreter interpreted that line saying.... The law of motion and its elements are..........


Lies
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by Natbrowny: 9:05pm On Apr 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
May this their marriage last amen.

I don't trust this man, he will like playing games as I'm seeing him so.
Dont judge homie. So you trust Rita abi.

Trust can be a dangerous tool.. Dont camp on it..
TV/Movies › Re: Afamefula, The Movie. My Personal Review. by Natbrowny: 8:34pm On Apr 07, 2024
chatinent:
I saw the movie and think the suspense is great overall but I don't understand Odogwu's daughter. How do you get scammed of ₦1m and still go back to him to incubate? Isn't she just dumb?
I'll try and see that movie with this review. But the part highlighted. Be like the EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION was RAW. No diluting, no mixing 😂

I don't knw man.. 👍
Health › Re: “A Man Should Have Sex 21 Times A Month To Avoid Prostate Cancer- Doctor by Natbrowny: 8:29pm On Apr 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
Na this kind things Dem Dy like but hope you will provide ooo kos you can't be having sex on hungry stomach
😂
Despite my warning. My homie straffed with an empty stomach.. After the game, baba was on death row.

As a wicked guy that i am. I no send am. Na sugar cane bros use hold body.. That shit without food is Raw Hell
I ain't straffing J-lo on empty stomach.
Health › Re: “A Man Should Have Sex 21 Times A Month To Avoid Prostate Cancer- Doctor by Natbrowny: 8:27pm On Apr 07, 2024
With one partner. This wont work

Doctor be indirectly saying.. Just dey f*ck dey go.

Polygamy aint a crime anyways..
Romance › Re: What Is The Answer by Natbrowny: 8:24pm On Apr 07, 2024
Nazgul:
Lol. You clearly haven't been to white wedding receptions of recent. Dedicated to which God?

A place where they play all kinds of circular musics, MCs makes all kinds of silly jokes, the bride's girls on asoebi openly negotiate hook up prices with guests.The goal of it is basically to show off and not to glorify God... I'd rather go with my wife to the church after my traditional marriage for Thanksgiving, kneel down on the altar and receive my blessings from the pastor than waste my time on that nonsense and deceive myself that I'm dedicating my marriage to God.
😂 😂 😂
U harsh. 😂
Romance › Re: What Is The Answer by Natbrowny: 8:23pm On Apr 07, 2024
Real LEGAL WIFE.

Thats wifey #3. Court stamped that. The rest are just societal and cultural.

Legally, means backed by court.
Politics › Re: Will It Be Possible We All Decide To Not Load Card For The New Tariff by Natbrowny: 8:21pm On Apr 07, 2024
May only happen when it involves football.

Outside that... Nigeria is too divided for people to agree on same thing.

Highly impossible o.. Even same culture, same tribe, same religion, same region. They never 💯 agree
Politics › Re: I’m Interested In Better Nigeria – Peter Obi Clears Air On Running With El-rufai by Natbrowny: 8:18pm On Apr 07, 2024
Wait. I thought the PETER - RUFAI COMBO WAS AN APRIL FOOL SHIT STUNT
Politics › Re: Kidnap Kingpin ‘Wadume’ Receives Heroic Welcome In Taraba After Jail Term by Natbrowny: 8:15pm On Apr 07, 2024
Sometimes i feel we need vigilante snipers in this country


So when FG makes bullshit democracy judgment.
No Wahala, do ur tym.. If u survive prison, get parole, come out and get shot by a sniper. Headshots only.

Mayb I'll start recruiting.. One shot, Job done.

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