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EreluRoz:
what of men's body count?

Na economics. 😂

Dick is same over time. Na where e dey enter dey change shape and size

Real Story

Her Body count is MORE than 20 😂

spiSeyi:
Not only in Nigeria nah every where in the world stop forming woke

So as i dey Nigeria. Make i dey speak for Sudan n Belgium abi.

This stats is useful how.

When most of the longness na desert, sand and Bush full there

NIGERIA

A place where Entertainers and Sportsmen are seen as people of importance


Whats this trash doing on frontpage..

Mtchewww

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One hundred trillion dollars on A SINGLE NOTE no first shock you? Zimbabwe no try. 😂

6ixVille:
Its hard for uncle dele to pick call and say NO because he's too pained and its outta respect. You know that feeling when you can't come through for someone who is important to you and saying NO to them just make it worse...especially when ure the type that always come through?. I feel only a regular or cheerful giver can relate to dele.

I dig
. If them find am come house nko.

U knw say people fit do am. They be like if u no pick call, we go block u for house.

Say if u no go do am kuku tell us instead wey u ignore our calls.

Beeen too nice can break a person. Mayb Dele is too nice, the thing don hit baba. Baba voice out.

I'll pick the calls and say NO


Easy 4 me die.

Been doing that since tey tey.

Not picking shows YOU SAW THE CALL AND DONT WANNA PICK.
E CLEAR

2moro. They will tell us to donate for surgery.

Make i keep quiet. Ride on girl.. Enjoy life jare

He'll be patronize because HE'S SMART

And why drive and sell same time.

Talk prices, market ur product thru gist while. Make passenger choose. When passengers reach destination, package the level, collect ur cool bar.

How many Dentist dey Nigeria?

perfectsusanoo:
Oga! There are
Them choke. I fit de 2 months inside house i no even see the bak of my house.
During my uni, whenever we had seminar, i did very gud - indifference from me- others tink its arrogance/snub.
I hate gathering cos i find it too noisy,fake and worthless even my gees dont invite me cos even if i attend, i go look 4 corner hide, take my az, read novels online til im tired or sober then pass ahead.

Omor there are introverts in naija.

Funny thing is, With the way u described ursef and probably how ur post 'SOUNDED'

U may still not be an introvert. 😁

Whateva decision they make concerning her and her story or format.

Canada authorities is gonna f*ck her up in the long run even if they agree to provide asylum. Genius in setting people up, give them the award.

Experience speaking

There are introverts in Nigeria. BUT naija craze no go lets us see them. 😂. Naija craze no be ur mate.

Problem is the term INTROVERT has been abused.

One person who is shy in a new environment or among strangers calls himsef an introverts. Na lie

A person who talks well and plays around people but cant do same thru standing alone in front of crowds also calls himsef an introvert. 😂. Bullshit.

Real introverts are mostly closet sociopaths. They feel more comfortable focusing on their inner thoughts and ideas, rather than what's happening outwards in their environment

They enjoy spending time with just one or two people, rather than large groups or crowds. Them be one man mopol in everything they do not in somethings but ALL

With this lips. She can suck 5 dicks at once

Jorussia:
UK and Canada don cast for almost a year now, don't let anybody deceive you.I know three close persons who entered Canada January,no job till now.Even the cleaning is no longer easy to get again.

When there is a massive influx. Its bound to happen.
Population pass Jobs available.

Dem don really cast

In whatever you do.

Train ursef to this motto.

LOGIC OVER EMOTION

U can do both.

Gas is scaled..employ someone and So whoever u put incharge will explain why 50kg gas u left in d morning didnt tally with whats letf in terms of money.


Run the 2 gig... Stay on d salary stuff and make sure u r fully grounded in the gas gig with many customers and with you Meeting up demand atleast 70% of the time

Jah Bless. If i leave 50kg gas and u sold 25kg.
Money of 25kg plus 25kg gas remaining must balance

U dig

Its like naija.

Jobs dont just fly around in UK.
U will attend interviews and if u r qualified n accepted. U'll be invited for a chat

Pending then, look for something menial to do to keep ur soul from breaking down. Those kinda job require little to no interview.

White collar over there, u must be good that's if dem no still discriminate racially..

What will you do? Can't say really. Many things could happen, Humiliation, Murder etx etc etc

Will you keep them? F*CK NO

Will you still love them as much as you did? F*CK NO. After discovery, things changes. FOR REAL


What happens to your wife? Her problem. Its her kids, They will leave my residence with immediate effect. Situations like this requires zero patience and full ruthlessness..

My sacrifices stops when discovery is made. As heartbroken and painful as it can be.


Na why gun violence dey UK be that. Discover shits like dis, open fire straight and go to jail knowing u judged someone as you are been judged too.

Facts.

But some senseless mofos just have their brain washed with sometin toxic

If religion doesn't destroy Nigeria.

I don't know what will oo

U wanna go on pilgrimage, Aviation industry increase flight cost. How dat one tek affect FG.

Pilgrimage thats strictly said to be WHEN YOU CAN AFFORD IT. Its not A MUST, IF U CANT AFFORD IT.

stanvesco:
1. Allow the woman to choose you always! The rest is easy!

I like that u start with Number 1 and it ends there.

Odogwu.. 👍

For those who really understands that post sha. Some will twist it and wont understand.

thesicilian:
And after using money to entice them, they'll start complaining that the ladies are only after money.

Yahoo Ballers stormed my hometown years back
Babes of 2k to 5k jeje oo. They were picking them for 20k. Girls eyes come open.

Same boiz r now complaining of the prices gals r demanding from them. That its too much and dey cant afford it. And ask if na gold dey inside the P.

U created somtin u can't control. All because u wanna ball and not just ball. U wanna ball LOUDLY.

NIGERIANS ARE TOO LOUD.

GOOD LUCK

Thanks 4 this. U hit the nail smoothly

Though i av seen and practiced them. But still great to see a reminder.

👍

It was supposed to be a graduate been happy about his academic success but the write up on his shirt shows its sex and sex as usual. He passed the sexual test...

WTF is wrong with this nigg*

Logically. TWO things are involved here

👉 There was NO PLAN. Outright thinking
👉 Everything that has happened since days of Adam WAS AND IS STILL THE PLAN (the being who corrupts our mind and soul is CREATED BY GOD)

Additional points
🚩The said being has power to tempt and frustrate human beings with permission gotten from God (this is a stage play?
🚩 According to Holy Books, Satan may be right about not bowing to Man because of how we were created - he was right about the fact that humans will disobey ALWAYS (Which could be the plan of the CREATOR too, playing Games with US like a movie, directing, planning, editing, adjusting, shooting, re-shooting and so on,. So the game has no End. Which could be the plan... Make we do as we like, END NO DEY

MrBrownJay1:
why would anyone be so excited that her boss came to the wedding... unless there is more to him just coming as a guest to the wedding?

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/11/today-i-saw-some-weird-shit-gif.gif

U get point

Ur boss came to ur wedding from wherever he flew from.. Ur boss ooo. No be president or governor

Howz that different from others that came from faraway to felicitate.

She dey the crew of Abuja to Lagos is long distant relationship but lagos to London is normal relationship.

The NMC’s panel found that Ms Offier was dishonest on different occasions with her employers, and she admitted to having breached the order due to financial reasons.

She went to a working country with the mindset from a non working country.

Now she doesn't have leaders to blame.

Her wahala o.. We dey face our own here

In the west, they give zero f*cks about you.

They do it to professional athletes over there..one mess up and they withdraw.

Very ruthless people over there. People wey dey revoke admission if u form financial constraints (dey assume u lie when applying)