₦airaland Forum

maxdozie:
Nothing so special about this device..

My Galaxy Note 4 is making sense with a 9000mah extended battery..

where can I get a 9000 mah note 4 battery

FunnyDude:
ALLAHU AKBAR
Allah is the greatest.
Islam is the only way..

check your record even the Catholic Church is older than islam

loomer:
Na bank

no na Nigeria

BlackHummer:
It would be more economical to subscribe for 1.5gb 8 times compared to purchasing 8gb/N8000...and 1.5gb 10 times rather than 10gb/N10000. Lol

or 3.5gb×4=14gb 2000×4=8000

Tintinnoty:
people like you are the reason we're were we're as a nation, raising false alarm. Am 100% sure you've not tried this before saying what you're not sure of

What The Guy Said Is True Also Experience It

These are the effects of having jobless youth in our country

MrAdetunjiBayo:
If hausa and fulani goes, we yorubas will join them and live peacefully with them in Odua-Arewa islamic republic. I am a yoruba muslim and we want to stay with fulani not ibos.

as usual an errand dog with his master

Do you know submersible borehole pump is one of the fastest selling commodity in Nigeria I was in Coker lagos last week when an igbo man sold 8 containers of pump in one day

Luckylife:
True friends are hard to come by.

in my case they don't exist especially the female friends

Konpresor012:
Sorry for the late reply guys, to subscribe for the unlimited 30 min or 1h simply dial *439# and follow the screen prompt. Thanks. Don't feel hesitate to ask more questions lol

they show me pepper this afternoon I tried it 30mins for 90 naira at the first 10 minutes it was super fast then they compressed their speed to the minimum just wish Etisalat could continue their payg subscription

oglalasioux:
Those who love the girl should take her to a proper mental hospital. Churches don't heal mental illness even though they cause it.

from the looks of her dressing she is mentally stable i guess she is been paid by the pastor

Tpave:
It's a mistake and nobody is above it. Like someone commented below, "If you have not made mistakes before in your life, post it here with all sincerity" The other said "Your brain needs to be checked, if you claim you haven't made mistakes before"

it's your type dat will not let patience Jonathan rest

lordizak:
The rate of illiteracy in Nigeria is going high by the day. The rise in dollar is affecting many economies in the world, it's not restricted to naira alone. Many countries however, have devalued their currencies. PMB does not want to do same. He has concrete reasons, you can check the effects of currency devaluation. I just have more reasons to love pmb for his resilience. Wailers wake up every wanting to hear bad news, and they just keep getting heartache. God bless Nigeria.

if it was gej that is still president guess your tone will be different i remember when naira was 220 per dollar see how the yoruba folks were shouting as if it's the end of the world now they are silent as corpse (tribalism and illiteracy ) That is the problem we have in these country an average northerner doesn’t care if the dollar is 1000 naira he only thinks of how his cattle can get fatt and grow tomatoes same thing to my brothers from the east

BaddieKay:
Is that up to #7million?

it's more than 10million

abdolleez:
Great man indeed. May Allah grant him Aljannah

only in Islam that these kind of people will enter heaven

Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends

We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.

BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.

However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs.
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?

In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.

Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.

Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends

but we just entered lent or have you forgotten last Wednesday was ash Wednesday

yeanka007:
End Time pastor + Mumu church Members = Grade A Foolishness. >

even jesus feet dey climb mountain

tola9ja:
Indeed, the religion in the sight of Allah is Islam. And those who were given the Scripture did not differ except after knowledge had come to them - out of jealous animosity between themselves. And whoever disbelieves in the verses of Allah , then indeed, Allah is swift in [taking] account.

does it change the fact that Christians are the ones ruling the world un 5+1 has no Muslim country

WaffenSS:
And in the name of your own false god, your pastors conduct blood rituals and occultism.

funny how the biggest mass murderers are always christian

Hitler, Stalin, the Hutus of Rwanda, the cannibals of plateau state.......

they might be Christians but the act was not committed in the name of the religion but in your case it's right there in the quran

daretodiffer:
Do you think we care

You better start looking for the people bombing you...because as far as I am concerned it is definitely not Muslims

Legalise beating of women...people just love to cherrypick

Wgo rate women as sub-humans? If I revered correctly, the Christian era hard Islam because according to them it liberated women.

Unlike you, my religion is very practical. A 10 year old cannot be fvcked unless she is wants to, and she is physically ready for it and it is not going to be harmful to he

Don't you think it is better to stick to the Bible than trying to school other people on what or what not their religion says

as far as am concerned 90 percent metion the name of your god (Allah)before the act have you ever seen a sucide bomber mention the name of christ

WaffenSS:
...and that's the difference between us and you people.

You dont see our girls in italy or brazil, or humiliating themselves half naked in Nollywood or music videos. You dont see our girls as baby mamas. Or in baby factories. You dont find our girls in brothels or by the road side.

See? Our morals and yours...a world apart.

#DecentDressing

girls dressing unclad are 100 times better than ur brothers killing innocent people in the name of your god

Soreza:
SEE NOLLYWOOD

see waiting for the day Michael will come down from heaven

ifuennada:
Reports say a group of Al-Qaeda militants have stoned a woman to death after she was accused of prostitution and adultery by an Al-Qaeda court. This happened in South-east Yemen.

She was reportedly killed inn the city of Al Mukalla in a public execution. The city is said to be under the control of Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula who have controlled it since April 2015.

Reports say in the presence of eye-witnesses, Al-Qaeda militants placed the woman in a hole, buried her up to her neck and stoned her to death.


She was stoned after she reportedly confessed to being a prostitute and a love-vendor.

According to the court's verdict, the woman admitted to being a love-vendor and prostitute. The verdict said she got 80 lashes for smoking hashish and was stoned to death for committing adultery as a married woman.
Source:http://www.ifuennada.com/woman-is-buried-up-to-her-neck-and-stoned-to-death-by-al-qaeda-for-practicing-prostitution/

That's Why i Love Christianity he Who Have Not Committed The sin Should Cast The First Stone

lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?

husband are scarce but fuckerrrs Are everywhere

handie:
http://www.punchng.com/biafra-kanu-apologises-to-buhari-jonathan-igbo-elders/

the real fact is igbo indigene don't want biafra if they want biafra not even Obama can stop them from achieving their goal

chiboy1928:
Please guys from other tribes,who are currently dating a yoruba lady or married to a yoruba girl,kindly advise a broda who is presently dating a yoruba girl,d girl is loving, caring humble and down to earth and I must confess dis is my first time of dating a Yoruba lady. For guys who are presently In my shoe are yoruba girls dat nice and worthy to be married to,kindly advise broda so I won't make mistake dat would cost me my happiness in future.

i am igbo yoruba girls are good but stay away from ijebu there women are so fertile 1 John Thomas is not okay 4 them even in there husband house

gidjah:
Will he take 30k pls ?

will reply you tomorrow

wisedollyp:
I am sure many are like me, unsure of the options available to them.

Please for a budget of 35-42k which current android phone can I buy.

Thanks.

av got a friend who wants to sell HTC one m8 4 40k

adesegun121:


ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

Proudly muslim...

don't worry the day Isil detonates a bomb in the Vatican una go know how far

madridguy:
The driver na correct African man, we are proud of him. I know some get inside pinkin will still come here and shout IMPOSSIBLE.

so such jazz exist and boko haram massacre our soldiers everyday

Not in support of biafra or any form of violence but burning the mosque i look the other side islam is not welcome in our land it's better we become Buddhist than become Muslims