Tstone1:
So I know a lots of people are gonna come up with different reasons here. I think in mine own case my woman isn't ready yet
Let's have yours.

Cos some wanna be just friends with guys

#teamSayNoToFriendzone
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But me I just wanna take my time.. No time for trial and error

Oyiza49:
When people first fall in love the passion is usually blazing but then it starts to fade so what makes people fall out of love or what has made you fall out of love its weekend so lets hear your thoughts.

Lol
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I haven't even fallen in love

beamie:


Lool just kiddn'

Waiting to feast my eyes
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Don't disappoint

beamie:


U've been writing 'okay bye' and still u haven't gone?

Shey you want to send me away nih??
I'll go for you, don't worry

Okay, bye...

For real this time

Zceesneh:
Hi, lovelypeople i really don't know where to start, i just started missing her recently , She is my friend and my crush, on monday i told her i will come to her house she said no problem i thought she was ready and knows what i meant buh when i came she kept me outside i told her lets go inside she said and do what? I said and lets have fun she said lets have it here outside i was mad with myself, so i had no choice than to discuss with her outside buh she was kind of touching my body that same time, she went in and brought out bucket saying she wants to wash i knew i should forget about my mission and talk with her, like 20 mins she told me she knows what i want buh was playing dumb with me, i felt bad i shouldn't have come at the first place naa now see Bleep up, after we finished discussing she told me to leave that she wants to bath, i quietly left since that day my love for this girl increased, i started missing her, a day can't pass by without me seeing her, today i google about her how to stop thinking about her and it worked buh not 100% she didn't tell me she is travelling she travelled on thursday, i just love this girl so much pls epp me

Pele... I no know say guys for FRIENDZONE dey suffer like this ooo

rossiebarbie:
just say *thankyu* nd shutup afterwards

But no be me make mistake nah..

Thank you anyways

Okay, bye

bitchcrafts:
U must be super rich then cos that baby is super razz and fast. Never gotten behind the wheels of one before but I believe one of these days imma elevate and trade my Camaro for something nastier as venom.

Speed is sweet AF...

bitchcrafts:
Cars Cars Cars. Ironically, cars esp fast babies drive me crazy. I be mecho. U? Seamstress?

What if I told you I have a Hennessy Venom GT??

bitchcrafts:


E no easy keeping down below the trough of my frequency which is quite turbo charged atm , but I go try sha . How u dey bros?

Okay, I'm done...
That's enough English for 1night

I'm good BTW

Do you believe in ghosts??

Your dog is seeing a ghost

That's what Hollywood says anyway

bitchcrafts:
I am too young. I submit myself to your superior hyperawareness oh sage!... Women's right advocate in tha building!!!

Sensei, your English is too much na...
Dial it down abeg

rossiebarbie:
aunty it is *paid*

That is what you will see

MystiqueReine:
most guys hate playing truth or dare with me...maybe its because i always dare them to send 2k airtime

I like your own thief..

No need to carry gun

I admire your passion bro...

Don't lose hope...

True love is waiting...

Not that she's your true love ooo, I'm just considering all the possibilities

fergieboy:
Finding it hard to believe the op.. How can a gal eat all that _? Her belle na thank.. ? Human being they get shame at least now... I believe u sugar coated this your tales .. Sorry finding it hard to believe this

You don't know some girls...

They can devour anything as long as it's free

beamie:
I seriously don't understand what this fool above me is trying to prove.
All what she is arguing about is not even correlated to the topic I created.

Ah e jowo o

Oya pele
The two of you are girls nah

beamie:


Nobody deserves to be raped.
You cannot punish somebody that sinned with a sin sir.

You realize that was just plain Naija humor sha??

Bae, lighten up abeg...
Anyone that rapes is OYO

Okay, bye

beamie:
I'm lady and I just have to create this topic.
I'm tired of the way some naija ladies demean themselves and behave like pretentious or rather still hungry people.
My friend told me a story about what happened to her last week with her new friend and I could tell you I was quite embarrassed.
She went out with this girl to see a guy(actually potential boyfriend)- since he has been asking her out and he wanted to clarify things further.
My friend and this girl got there and this guy started a conversation- it seemed like he only wanted to talk, but he asked them what they felt like eating.
My friend said she was okay, and the other girl gave her a hate face. She was forced to say she wanted some snacks. The girl said she wouldn't want to eat that- 'e no fit reach anywhere'. So, the guy simply put it that she wanted food.
He ordered some food for her and she ate greedily, she also ate out of my friends snacks, she ordered for round two of the food again and forced the guy to buy an expensive bottle of wine.
The guy never cared to look at that side and my friend told me she was disgusted when the guy said that he would like to take her to a store to allow her get some stuffs to take home.
She got there again and she bought ice cream, bread, chocolate chips (like 4-the rectangular ones ' God, i've forgotten the name'. No p with all that, but there was when she went to the eatery section of the store to start eating the ice cream, finished the big-size loaf of bread and also the chocolate chips.
The guy was quite disappointed because it was so obvious she just came out to eat. He told them that he was about time to go 'he was getting frustrated.
And the girl said; no oh. What of take away, the guy said, he had bought her that already and that she chose to eat it there.

She said no; that her take away is mostly candy. By this time, the guy knew he might be stranded, he didn't budget for all this.
She went ahead again and took six boxes of 'Ferrero Rocher( the ones with 6 chocolates inside). One costs around 2,000 to 3,000.
The guy had to humble himself and told her to drop everything that he doesn't even have enough with him, if she didn't want to embarrass herself.
I don't know how it ended, but this is where my friend-Osa ended it when narrating it with me.
Although, i've experienced this too multiple times and it seems these ladies do not do it only to guys/girls, they even do it to their family members.
The rate at which some naija ladies behave hungrily is alarming these days and i'm so ashamed.
And not only too food, but too material things also.
But truth be told, I think that some guys allow all this to happen too.
This ain't a fiction.

Na their type you go gada reach house that night, she go con dey give you the "no, i'm a virgin" story...


God will forgive you if you rape her

Funny... My favorite lie is I have a girlfriend

This hoes ain't loyal.... #singing

muheewa:
Then I asked her “so why do you like me?”Without flinching, she replied “Because youare a good listener. You listen to me when I talk. Whether I am making sense or not, youlisten. I like that about you.”Growing up, I was the kid you could term “friendly”. I was all over the place. Seldomlyhad arguments. Fought maybe once or twice in my whole life. I was good with the guys because I was a guy’s guy (played football and reasonably good at sports, watched football, liked girls and all). I was also good with girls because I was a girl’s guy (cute, tall, funny, smart and friendly).In all my friendliness and seemingly good attributes, I was still as single as the number 1. How do I get myself out of this quagmire? How do I get a girlfriend? How do I get a girl to kiss me? A few of the questions that plaqued the mind of a 15 year old boy.

The diary of a Friendzoned noob...

footprintD55:
A cat was left so heartbroken by her owner's death she has spent a year living at her grave. The mourning moggy was first heard crying while lying in the earth at the burial plot in Central Java, Indonesia. Passer-by Keli Keningau Prayitno, 28, tried to adopt the kitty but it returned to the same spot - cuddling the small blue
headstone. Remarkably, the cat walks every day to her former home where she is fed by the old lady's children - then returns to the grave. Despite being given food and water by passers-by, the animal refuses to leave the grave, rolls in the earth and sleeps there every night. Dad-of-one Keli said: "Since the cat's mother died she has stayed here at the
grave. She does not want to go home. She has been here for almost a year."I thought she was homeless and tried to help but every time she wold keep returning to the same place. I saw her everyday and noticed that she was always there, but sometimes would leave for a couple of hours then come back. I followed her and she was going to the home where she used to live and the lady's children would feed her. "Then the cat would go back again to the same place. She sleeps there and meows. It's very sad to see. It shows just how close animals are to their owners." Keli said he had followed the cat and discovered the former owner had been an old lady called Kundari who had recently died.Despite being offered new homes, even a year later the cat can still be seen at the grave night and day.

Two words...
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Love and Loyalty
Well, technically it's three but you get

The world would be a better place if everyone was like this cat..

Okay, bye

Like, love, lust... There's a thin line between these
And most people don't know the difference

Luckily(or most times unfortunately), Time will always eventually tell even if the couple can't tell

One word...
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RESEARCH

And she's gotta be a genius for locating it at the first attempt..
Applaudise...

Okay, bye

STFUareyouGod:
Can't see no picture

But from your dp, the person might be close to the truth cuz I don't understand that load on your head and the 'dot' on your forehead


Maybe I'm old skool anyways

#smh

You are cruel
You suppose send her pm now

I didn't know taking a pic of yourself crying and posting it on fb was a thing...

2mins of silence for people that post their relationship issues on social media..

Okay, bye

how her boyfriend no go dump her

I initially thought she was wearing an Halloween costume before I realized...

#smh
#smh

Just make I commot make I no talk...

How can a guy b playing candy crush?? dafuq?? Level 1000 for that matter??
How your babe no go vex??
Just don't go and be claiming "gamer" outside...