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daddytime:
Seeing how God is the all-knowing and seeing one, why doesn't he just prevent the Queer ones from coming to fruition in the first place or just controlling and reconditioning their minds to be what these pastors think is okay?

Does anyone here understand my point? Cos, me sef don confuse for the whole thing.

Wetin God get power to change wey him no change maybe e get why.

God gave everyone free will. He doesn't force anyone to act a certain way

Eat beans everyday in excess at least twice a day for the next 3 months and watch how your body changes from a boy to man. Thank me later

Which kind of made up record is this?

The girl crowning her in the first pic fine pass her sef

lol... 6 2" long? I'm a little above 6 3"(192cm) and I kinda wish I was taller. U probably slouch that's why u look awkward. walk straight, shorter people wish they have ur height

Martinez39:
Why do people take things too seriously? What's bad in joking about skin colour? This generation is filled with snowflakes and people really need to have a thick skin. The point of the comedy was that Lupita is too dark in complexion.

if the joke was about u trust me u won't find it funny

SEEDORF441:
When me and my friend dey fight that year
We dey form stubborn if anybody wen separate us
After fighting for like 30 minutes we con dey beg our guys to please separate us now
By that time eyes don block due to hard punches

That fight u think last 30mins no go even reach 15mins

SEEDORF441:
When me and my friend dey fight that year
We dey form stubborn if anybody wen separate us
After fighting for like 30 minutes we con dey beg our guys to please separate us now
By that time eyes don block due to hard punches

That fight u think last 30mins no go even reach 15mins

DAntivirus:
Fellow Nigerians, let's all come out this Saturday to vote for Atiku



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blingxx:
So Abraham had many wives... I thought Christians were against this... Smh

Abraham wasn't a Christian

Give. But only when u can and want to, God loves a cheerful giver

Liliyann:
I can never settle with a man that doesn't put my happiness above his!!
She should Berra accept the scholarship, if the man refuse, she should dump his ass, there are many fishes in a river!!
Always place your happiness above everything including marriage!!
Ladies should learn not to sacrifice their happiness all in the name of marriage coz it doesn't worth it these days!!

Why do u think she would be happier travelling to US than staying with her husband?

Slynation:
The way this girl's picture pops everywhere now and then on FP baffles me.... wetin self she's even looking like the female version of Johnny Bravo

Lol...I thought I was the only one seeing it like that

akdjr:
My own prophecy in this 2019 is as follows;

So many people will get new job in 2019

So many people will loose job in 2019

So many people will die in 2019

So many new babies will be born in 2019 some will die immediately or before 30 some will live till they grow old.

There will be election in Nigeria this year and one of the presidential candidate will emerge as the winner.

Some many people will get married this year

So many couples will divorce this year.

Nairaland will continue to exist all through this year.

There will be a new Governor in Lagos and Ogun State.


Nigerians will still continue to shout up NEPA all through 2019.

only gullible people believe these con artists

Felixalex:
Hahaahahahahaha


I'm too busy to read d full gist, but the topic is very funny, like he sneaks into her room for sex not knowing her room leads to kirikiri prison

Add me 08100315697

SachaBastien:
He is probably teaching his members wives "new bed skills". Whatever happened with talking about sex? You can't talk about sex anywhere yet couples are trying out 69,stand and carry, the elephant, doggy,Asian cowgirl and all sorts in their minds. Even on nairaland, fucccck is changed to bleep. What is wrong with this world? Let's talk about sex!

No be lie

Guess dats why e keeps travelling so he won't see pple suffering

traware:
Never ever be too friendly with Nigerians.They'll just believe you're foolish and try to take advantage of you.I used to be shy,self-conscious and introverted in my teen years until I realized I was quite good at everything I did.Infact,better than everyone sef.Then I started feeling better about myself(confidence).Today,those days are nothing but a memory

I'm just getting to this stage . I've discovered that I'm better than most pple at everything. My confidence has been skyrocketing

Martin garrix - high on life
Imagine dragons - born to be yours
Khalid - East side
Onerepublic - rich love
Maroon 5 - Girls like you
Enrique - I don't dance

Crazy world. Doing the right thing is seen as stupidity.... Its sad

Why adding "fake" to the title? That's tautology. All pastors are fake.

Jesus Christ is God's son not God himself. John 3:16 said God sent his son to die for us...his son being Jesus. Also when Jesus got baptized a voice(God's voice) came from heaven saying "this is my son...."Mathew 3:17

God doesn't speak to anyone directly. Everything he wants us to know is in the bible.

mofedamijo:
IF THE THREE WISE MEN COULD CELEBRATE HIS BIRTH THEN FREEZE IS A FOOL....

The three wise men did not celebrate Jesus' birth

Dfire:
Men are not as sexy as women you have to be insane to think of raping a man, anyways gals carry on rape cases loading

U don't seem to realize that the way u see women as sexy. Women also find men sexy. Same with gay men towards their fellow men

Yyeske:
Another thing Jehovah witnesses are guilty of is not participating in any force be it Army, navy, police etc. If others don't join too, how will they be protected by say an invasion of their country, combating crime and the rest?

if no one joins the army then there would be no wars.

Just keep playing with people better than you at the game even if u keep losing. U will improve DAT way

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