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Who is more beautiful between BOB Risky a man who dresses like a woman from Nigeria And the most beautiful girl in South Africa.

abercrombie:
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Manchester United have been tipped to revive their interest in Lyon STRIKER moussa Dembele at the end of the season as his value has ''naturally declined".

United have been linked with Dembele before more recently as part of a mooted £95 double strike move earlier this month.

Chelsea have also expressed an interest but the forward himself reportedly sees United as a'dream' move and that feeling is very much mutual.

French newspaper L'Equipe, as translated by sport witness,say ' contact remain' thought of formulating a bid In January.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer went on to sanction a loan move for Odion Igalo instead as a short-term solution but iy seems increasingly unlike that Will be made permanent, this making room for another skriker to join this summer

And as"the bond"between man uniUni and Dembele's representative's has been established for several years and has never been broken; The 23 years-old is a prime candidate.

Solskjaer"like"him and the fact his value. Has'naturally declined' amid the global pandemic to around £50 understandably appeals.

Lyon would be receptive to deal if such a price is offered as they have been impressed with Dembele's conduct since he was not granted a move in January.

Jadon sancho is thought to be United's primary transfer target,with Jack Grealish also toward the top of their wish list.

They have been linked with a number of center halves, most notably Napoli's Kalido Koulibaly.

A fresh link Emerged on Friday as Pietro pellegri was claimed to be on the club's radar too.

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Na the matter we dey settle

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Na the matter we dey settle

Recently, #TheMatter has been trending on Twitter. In fact, it is trending across social media spaces. On Facebook, WhatsApp status, Instagram and other social media platforms, people have been posting funny lines of 'matters' that they are settling. For example, someone on WhatsApp shared this:

I believe you must have seen things like this. At the end, they usually include "na the matter wey dey settle".

You may be wondering why Falz and Adekunle Gold are trending alongside. I was surprised when I saw the trends too. "What did Adekunle do? Why's Falz trending?" I thought.

After going through the trends, I ended up laughing. Yesterday, news came in that Simi has given birth to her "Duduke". According to what is making the rounds, she had the child abroad.

Simi who is married to Adekunle Gold was once rumoured to be in a relationship with rapper, Falz. This was before she married Adekunle Gold. Many thought so because they did many songs together, especially "Chemistry".

Now, some funny people on Twitter are saying that the matter they are settling is between Adekunle and Falz because Simi's baby looks like Falz. Of course, this is not true. They are just using it to have fun.

Dear reader, which matter are you settling? Bring it here let's settle it. In fact, let the comment section be our village square.

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Okoroawusa:
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funmisticqueen2:
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MrBrownJay1:
average yes, tall NO...

bros you get problem

Yes

Mandela27:
I believe in the bros code.if anyone doesnt like it,well go bleep transformer.
Peace!

thanks

MrBrownJay1:
you forgot a few codes...
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
if one bro approaches a babe and start talking to her, bros need to step off that particular babe while he is on her case. no bros should ever try to jump on your parade.

NO TOUCHING:
if there is a 3sum (2 dudes 1 babe) under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should a bro A) have any physical contact whatsoever with the other man (your legs dont touch his legs, your hands dont touch his hands etc). B) stare at the other dude's anaconda and C) kiss the babe on the lips after she has sukced your dikc and the other bros dikc too.

SEATING RULES
if we go out and a driver brings his woman, she always sit at the back... if you want to play romantic, dont bring your bros around.

CARRY YOUR WEIGHT
if there is a boys night out, you gotta bring something to the table... even if it is just one shot of tequila for us all to share

STAND FOR THE FAMILY
if one bro has a problem with a certain individual, ALL bros subsequently have a problem with that individual.

NEVER DATE FAMILY
dating a bro's sista is BLASPHEMY and that bro will be expelled until he gets his sense back. after he gets his sense back, he must take the bros out and carry a heavy tab until we forgive him.

HOE SHARING
if a bro gets down with a hoe, he must be a brothers keeper and let her do what she does best, instead of trying to keep her just for himself. sharing is caring!

I love that bro

fati2001:
makeup

fFatima so you love dick and you dey form

CallMeGrace:
Make up..
Not all ladies like it..

ok now

donbachi:
Those 3 listed...takes care of their

soul
spirit
body.

removing one means death sentence.

wahala

Bola146:
I don't use make up before, so I pick that. I need dick to produce my triplets

ni nice one

Premiumwriter:
stop with this attitude already.

Women love dick as much as you love pussies

hoho

Premiumwriter:
They will say makeup.

Not knowing that without makeup they can't get the dick which comes with money

you sure

Muna4real:
Make up.

that mean you love dick

Davash222:
They rather die.

haaaa that mean you can't remove any

Hello nairaland ladies let have some fun, remove one from your life.

In popular culture, the Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men or, more specifically, among members of the bro subculture. The Bro code is a notion of unwritten set of rules that govern the relationship between male friends

I'm going to spill the beans and break down what the Bro Code is and what it's all about along with some codes.

1. Bros over Hoes (friends before women).

This slang expression talks about how men should not abandon their male friends in order to pursue or embark on relationships with women. This is a golden rule from the Bros code and should be respected no matter the circumstances. Follow the Bro Code, respect the Bro Code. It’s a jungle out there.



2. Never let a bro (or yourself) sacrifice dignity for a woman.

I've seen men do sad, sad things for the sake of winning over a girl (hell, I've been there myself). I once had a friend who was called up at 5am by a girl that he liked (who was constantly flaking on him and had him firmly slotted into the friend zone) to help her carry her drunk friend home. Imagine how awkward it is, but some guys would have no choice but to try and impress the lady even if what she asked for is unreasonable. It's your duty as a bro to prevent this from happening because it's one of the Bro Code thingy.



3. If a bro needs a wing man, always step up for him.

Wingman is a role that a person may take when a friend needs support with approaching potential romantic partners. Most guys will be pretty intimidated by trying to pull a girl who is with a friend or two. So if your bro needs your backup, you always back him up.



4. Never hit a bro's girlfriend, it's a taboo!

Hitting a lady generally is very bad but hitting on your friend’s lady, you're going to make a serious enemy if you try that. Your boy is trusting you when he introduces his girlfriend to his friends. Be nice, be playful, include her in the group, but don’t flirt with her. Be a good friend. It's highly appreciated amongst the Bros.



5. Never hook up with or date a bro's ex-girlfriend (without permission)

This is definitely a touchy subject among men. It’s full of plenty of gray area. Two different scenarios could call for two very different reactions.

Scenario 1: Your friend dated a girl for two months, and you really hit it off with her three years later? That’s probably fair game.
Scenario 2: Your friend dated a girl for four years, and you try to hook up her four weeks later? That’s breaking the bro code.



6. Always tell your bro if his girlfriend cheats on him!

It’s a conversation that no guy wants to have with his friend because we don't want to ruin their relationship. But if you’re a good friend, and you’re following the bro code, you have no other choice than to tell it to your Bro.



7. Be your bro's keeper when he's absent.

In the absence of your bro, you are his girlfriend's protector. You shall ride her to wherever she wants and keep her safe. It's part of the Bros code.



8. Help finance a bro when needed!

If a bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him. In no case shall he be left hungry, homeless or without drugs or alcohol whatever he may prefer.



9. Always watch out for a drunk bro

A bro shall never allow another bro to text a girl when drunk. In case his girlfriend calls when he is drunk, the phone shall be kept in the custody of someone sober until the bro comes back to senses.



10. Bros codes deals with forgiveness

A bro shall always be forgiven. Bros are for life, there is nothing a bro can do to deserve hatred. Unless he gets involved with your girlfriend. In that case, Kill him. � �



The Bro Code is for those of you who are particularly troubled by the so-called golden rule of "be a better man." The bro code, also known as friendship etiquette, is the rule that all bros should follow and bros who follow this rule may never reveal their bro code rules to the ladies.

College boys and men everywhere seem to have the ability to instantly unite as a unit, and when it comes down to it, how many times would a guy choose his bro over his girl? There is no "good" or "bad" bro code, just a set of rules for the best bros.

TV shows we all know well, from the popular TV series "The Simpsons" to the popular The series "How I Met My Mother." They are all proud of the Bro Code, which is alive and should be followed by all people to help each other. By saying the "guy code" or "bro code," every man knows the rules to be a guy, and by saying it, he knows all the rules to be the guy.

As a man, you feel like you belong to a special group of Spartans who can never show pain or weakness. This includes not going to the doctor, but simply dealing calmly with the pain and symptoms. You can always have your friend's back in a fight, always try to remove one pee from the other, and never cry in public. Your masculinity code affects your health more than you think, so please don't overreact.

The idea of "bro code" is unspoken among men, but it has now been revealed on Reddit, and I'll get right here and make it clear that this is one thing.

The list goes on, but hopefully most of you can figure it out and think for yourself. No one says bro code makes sense, and no girl would want to be considered bro anyway. If you don't understand how everything is girly, then say that girls can also be bros.

When you meet a friend and they are physically attracted to you, and of course the feelings are reciprocal, your first instinct is to help them talk to that person and eventually connect with them. They are always your friends, but when you meet a woman you want to marry, loyalty is always with your boyfriend, no matter what happens in their relationship. Women's relationships come and go, even if they are not always with you for the right or even the wrong reasons.

There may be a principle of bro-code that applies to most, if not all, men, but no one teaches it. No one can judge or regulate male behavior by that standard, and boys learn to become men by their own standards, not by the standards of their parents or peers.

Patience
Patience
Patience
Another man go collect am, that time you go get sense.

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