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Louisosazee:
Just be straight forward to her, just tell her the truth, i know you wont have the courage to do that

omo courage ke I don dey dream different dreams

*E DON RED OOO!*
I was just goofing around on Facebook, saw one pretty sister and that was how the # Casanova_spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger and she responded. That was how it all started...
Something in me was saying take it easy but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After pressure she accepted advances and she even told me she does not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay... But deep inside me I came for the tithe and offering...
Last Saturday she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the night together. # Hmmm
On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her at home which I obliged... We drove close to Artillery Barrack, she pointed to the Army gate and ask me to drive in.
I thought she was joking but alas, she was not!
We got to the gate, the soldiers at the gate were saluting her... At that point, the car's AC became dysfunctional, it was on but I was sweating!
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her and she pecked me. She told me to go with the car and use it, that she will come to my place after service. I managed to drive out of the gate... # See_gobe
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me... I said not really that I am proud of her.
Meanwhile I have already peed like 200 times...
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as
# Major_Esther , her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General... # Shikena
I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am...
My wife and kids are due to return anytime COVID-19 permit!
Please I need help, advice and # Fast please!!!

If school start fiaaam
Come see Assignment

* English teacher: Write an essay on Corona virus

*Maths teacher: if corona virus is COVID-19 then find the probability COVID-18 and COVID-20 are both viruses. .

* Biology teacher: Define Corona Virus and state two ways of avoiding it.

* Moral Instructions: To the extent of closing down all the churches in the world Corona Virus was real. True Or False?

* Social Studies: According to NTA "National Television Authority" Corona virus originated from__________

* Chemistry teacher: What is the empirical formula for Corona virus. Write the chemical formula forge reaction of COVID-19 with 5G

* Agric teacher: How did you manage to eat during the lockdown against spread of Corona Virus?

* Physics teacher: If Corona virus pandemic broke out in 2020 then what is the atomic mass lost from COVID-20 to describe it as COVID-19?

*Fine art teacher : draw corona virus in you drawing book

*Music teacher : How many people composed music using corona virus and what were the keys and time signatures

*Literature teacher: Which figure of speech is the statement "corona virus, the pandemic that changed the world"

*Economics teacher:
Draw a curve to show how the rise of corona led to increase in demand for hand sanitizers and face masks

*Accounting teacher:How much was donated to fight COVID-19, how much was spent and how much is remaining

*History teacher: COVID-19 started in which year

*Geography teacher : describe with the use of map, the country where corona virus originated.

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Na wa oooo for our this government ooo
Am packing my load soon, am leaving this fucking country but i love nigeria shaiii.

O lord save your son from this horrendeous virus,

Bro you mumu small abeg

Abeg no doll yourself ooooo just pack your stuff after Lockdown I getaway I can help you to pack your load you will thanks me later.

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

bros I fear you oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you dey lie small

STRIKER Taiwo Awoniyi,who is on loan to Mainz from English giant Liverpool,says he focused on working on his weakness in the German top flights Side before making a return to the premier league.
The Nigerian scored his first goal in the Bundesliga since arriving on loan from the European champions at the beginning of the season in Mainz's 2-2 draw at FC cologne on Sunday.
Despite having limited game time this season, Awoniyi is convinced that he has improved and is hopeful he can do the same when he returns to Anfield.
" Coming here ( Germany) is just to make myself better" he said " Even without playing for a while, coming in on Sunday show I've really improved since coming to Germany.That's the goal with being on loan," Awoniyi told LiverpoolFC.
" Even when you are not playing, you just have to be ready and keep on improving yourself and wait for your time as well.
" I don't think I'm the same player as I was in the last few years.i personally have seen improvement in my game and I believe most livepool coaches have seen that as well.
" I just have to be prepared to improve myself and work on my weak points as well. When I'm back at LFC, I hope they will see that".

Starz825:
The way u shout haaaa...I just dey roll for floor

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ezanafe:
It's very simple @op.
Can you be eating one soup forever, even if it's your favourite soup? Won't you get tired.

na true

Shebi since February Everybody dey shout"I need the video, have you watched the video, I have the video"
Now China has release the full video Everybody dey house dey watch am������������.

MICOBIN:
Beware of these 4 killers of a sweet relationship. They are also called the 4 Horsemen of Relationship Apocalypse. You have to be on the lookout to when these tendencies begin to rear their ugly head up in your relationship and manage them properly. They are all as a result of emotional outburst or emotional overwhelm. The way they are being managed will determine if a certain relationship will be salvaged or not.
These 4 horsemen are:
1. Criticism: This is the negative flipside of complaint. Complaints are not bad infact they are constructive to any relationship. They help put things back in order when both partners have a good listening habit. Complaints are targeted at a specific action at which your partner failed. Criticism on the other hand convey distraught mixed with negative words targeted at your partner.
Look at these:
Complaint: There is no petrol in the car. Why didn't you fill it up like you said you would?
Criticism: Why can't you ever remember something? I told you a thousand times to fill up the tank and you didn't.
You see! Criticisms are demeaning. Let's learn to honour and respect our partners. Be nice.

2. Contempt: Contempt is a feeling of disgust........

Continue reading on
https://businesshob..com/2020/05/4-major-killers-of-sweet-relationship.html?m=1#more

sight you bro

Braindealer:
Right from genesis, men are fast and intuative, while women are slow and deliberate. A man is hardly confortable in a single position for a long time. It doesnt matter if its confortable for him or not.

It only takes great effort and determination to break the attraction.

wrong

aleeyus:
Why didn't you react when you are one.?
mtsww..

he be SAN

MXD5050:
CHEATING AND LIES ARE NOT THE REASON WHY MARRIAGES AND RELATIONSHIPS END BUT LACK OF LOVE, SEX AND MONEY

Marriage is supposed to be a union that should last until death do the both partners apart. And relationship should reach its set goals which often time happens to be marriage. But why do these unions break? There are three main reasons why these agreement within two adults doesn't reach its desired goal.

*Lack of love: This most times is the reason why marriages and relationships end. Because so many people do not understand what love really is. They feel it's just a feeling for an opposite sex not knowing love has nothing to do with feelings. Love is a choice and a drive that drives us to understand and respect someone for a life time. When people attach love to feelings or emotion they tend to use words like this in future " I don't feel anything for him or her again" love must be a career you must build it, it must have some set goals as one of its qualities. You cannot love someone and cheat on that person except you confuse feelings for love that is why people would say they love their wife or partner yet they cheat on them. Some have even gone as far as saying love is not a yardstick not to cheat, you can still love your partner and cheat. Well, such persons confuse love for feelings.

*Lack of good sex: When this is jettison in marriage, it tends to promote infidelity and can cause a misunderstanding. Sex is very important in marriage. Constant ignoring of sexual activities in marriage has led so many marriages to break up. Sex helps to relieve stress, it creates bond, it procreates and it is the zenith of fun among married couples. So many couples has suffered as a result of poor sexual activities. So many women has failed to apply some techniques to get orgasm because they have seen sex therapy as secondary in marriage building. So many can hardly explore their wives sexually. When sexual climax is not being achieved in marriage, a sex therapist should be involved immediately. Over looking it is synonymous to over looking your union.

*Lack of money: They say "money can't buy love" yes that is true but money can keep love. Have you heard that poor people are vulnerable? Husbands have been taken away from their wives and wives have been taken away from their husbands mainly because of lack of love, sex and money. The heart of a woman desires good things and a proud man is he that have provided for his wife. One must not steal to have money to keep a relationship or marriage but must learn the philosophy of how to make money. Balanced view of money in marriage or relationship is vital. Seeing a professional counselor to help you get a balance view of money would help strengthen your union. Poor financial mismanagement has ended so many marriages in court seeking for the termination of their marriage contract and have pushed other partner to seek for financial solution in someone else. Do not be quick to blame them because money in itself cannot buy love but can keep love.

Issues with finding love, having a healthy sex life and understanding the philosophy of money can be normal and proffering a solution to it is that which does not demand medical attention except when it has gotten out of behavioral approach but requires the person to be patient and complete a counseling process not from a pastor, lawyer or a medical doctor but a qualified counseling psychologist.
Consult a professional counselor via WhatsApp on 0806 472 9707, Instagram on @mrbigt2020 with a fee of two thousand naira or six dollars. It's a choice, you either talk to a counselor now or end up talking to a medical doctor when it becomes a 50/50 chance medically or a lawyer when you can no longer fix the issue or when it becomes life threatening. Or talk to a pastor when you have been brain washed to believes that your case is spiritual and you need deliverance.

thanks

MelaninSkinGirl:
1. Lust/Infatuation disguised as Love.
2. Planning for the magnificent wedding but after the wedding they realise they have nothing in common and are not compatible.
3. Kids changes things and many parents cannot adopt to this change.
4. Both wife and husband lose their looks, the wife is able to adapt but the man is not.
5. Other factors like finances can affect the marriage.

I agree with that

[quote author=chatinent post=89785309][/quote]that means you no get money for hand werey

Bonatheripper:
Pusssyy no longer enticing.


Fallen breast

haaaaaa

Bola146:
There are many reasons, deceits, pretence, spiritual etc

hmmmm

Kdon2:
Their wives become toxic in the course of the marriage. And whats more, they are too arrogant to examine themselves. Simple

but not all of them

zionmde:
pregnant singles Vs maternity homes

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2buffagain:
- They were lovers, but never friends
- had no shared interests
- No shared long term vision besides sex, swag and/or "I want to have children".
- Ignored the red flags.
- More focus on the wedding than on the life that follows (This one is huge for girls)

ok

I wish I could have girl friend,I would have send 5k to her. This money they my hand.

Yesterday I wanted to fight a couple certain guy but people separate us.This evening, I saw the same guy training people karate. GOD NEVER FORGETS IT'S CHILDREN.

Friendlyjoe:
General packaging or fidle minded men

p please can you explain further.

My fellow nairalander let us discuss the reason men lose interest in there women after few years in marriage.

Hustle oooo make government no use your mama do photoshoot for palliative

Why men feel #sleepy after sex?

Men fall asleep after sex for several main reasons, none of which are related to your relationship, personality or performance in bed. A man’s body chemistry changes after orgasm. “The biochemical prolactin is released, physically altering his body and making him very tired.
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”Exertion during sex and after climax depletes the muscles of energy-producing glycogen. This leaves men feeling sleepy. Since men have more muscle mass than women, men become more tired after sex.”
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after orgasm, the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA) and endorphins all contribute to that “roll over & feeling sleepy. These chemicals and endorphins are part of what happens to your brain when you have sex
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A man’s orgasm is external, it causes the loss of that energy through ejaculation. This loss of energy is also associated with a decrease in activation through the prefrontal cortex which switches off post-orgasm, so men get sleepy because this part of the brain involves consciousness, alertness, and mental activity. In contrast, a woman’s orgasm is an internal explosion of energy. Since she doesn’t experience that same outward loss of energy, she’s ready to cuddle for hours than men.
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Awaiting matches after the corona
pandemic;
1. ASUU vs FG
2. EFCC vs NCDC
3. Landlords vs Students
4. Students vs Exams
5. Chelsea vs Bayern Munich

Which one are u waiting for���

Hustle oooo make you no Wash condom after used