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deboysben:
Wetin concern Ibadan-lagos express media with kanu mata.


They better stay clear.

Amotekun777:

Blakjewelry:
Nobody will actually know what transpired, because the guy suppose don escape since if he really push her

moupe:
Even by looking at her forehead here. It’s easy to tell she is a Botox customer. These women who don’t want to grow old gracefully. Methinks she needs to worry more about her fashion sense which is unflattering than giving her face a pump up.

lalasticlala:
Anambra State Governor, Willie Obiano and his family met with Pope Francis who honored him with a Knight title.

Announcing it on his Facebook page, Governor Obiano shared photos and wrote:

"Yesterday, I was bestowed with a special honour by His Holiness, Pope Francis as a Knight Commander of the Pontifical Order of St. Gregory the Great (KCSG) at the Vatican."

BUSHHUNTER:
Miyetti Allah now

FactBoyz:
I knew even before opening the thread that AlexReports was on the beat. You are doing well AlexReports.. May God Grant you more grace and grant us too with connections and favor. Amen

BankyGee:
- One of my white friends asked me why Nigerians always go back to check if their car is actually locked even after hearing the lock sound, I told him Nigerians like to be sure of everything because our village people might have played the lock tune in our ear
- My brother stole my phone and sent a breakup message to my girlfriend. I thought of how to punish him so I stole his phone too, changed my name to JOB UPDATE and sent a message that there's job vacancy somewhere. Presently he's on his way from Zuba to Zamfara state
- The other day when SWEDEN and DENMARK played match, the names displayed on the screen were SWE - DEN while the unused names were DEN and MARK. They formed their countries name back... Sense will not kill me...
- Sister, If your boyfriend is cheating on you, cry no more. Steal his phone oneday, copy the other girl's number, call her and act like you're his sister. Then thank her for encouraging him to take his HIV drugs regularly... Wisdom will not kill Banky oneday...

VanPOLICE:


....... When you Know the ROAD to MBAKA'S HOUSE ....
.... But you are not sure if he will agree to Give you 3 Sure ODDS .....
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IdioticNLmods:
Funny thing is that every lady wants the perfect man while most of them are horrible.
Ogbeni go get a clay and mould your prince charming. Yeye

OnPointMan:
Funniest thing is, OP might still be single

lavylilly:
TO THE LADIES:

When you are ready to settle down, dont forget these...

1) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see paying your bride price as buying you...

2) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see marrying you as doing you a big favour...

3) Make sure you settle for a man who wouldn't use your monthly cramps and mood swings against you,, YES Some men are like that...

4) Make sure you settle for a man who knows you have right to your body sometimes,, who understands you have the right to say NO to sex when its not comfortable for you,, maybe due to weakness or whatever it might be,, and still respect you for that...

5) Make sure you settle for a man who would stick with you inspite of the odds,, who wouldn't compare you to a SWEET 16 after series of child birth (though most women try to work on themselves after child birth,, but truth be told,, you cant remain young forever)...

6) Make sure you settle for a man who would understand that there are just times you might feel too tired to fix the family meal,, and him helping you out wont be a taboo...

7) Make sure you settle for a man who would always allow you air your opinions, who understands you have d right to 'agree' or 'disagree' on a particular issue,, depending on what the case may be,, without always shutting you up before you are done airing your view...

Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt find it difficult saying 'SORRY',, someone who easily asks for forgiveness whenever he wrongs you,, not some kind of 'Autocratic' man,, who expects 'sorry' from you even when it's glaring he's wrong...

9) Make sure you settle for a man who understands that hitting a lady is a crime and shouldnt be done especially to his wife,, not some 'wife beaters' who raises their hands at the slightest provocation...

10) Make sure you settle for a man who loves everything about you,,who loves your soul not just the body,,and who enjoys your company always...

YOU CAN ADD YOURS TOO...

I COME IN PEACE✌

Tessie01:
The thought of it is very disturbing. May God not allow us to meet our end this year and beyond

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/01/video-shows-ukrainian-plane-struck-iranian-missiles-200115013703620.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNhkfd2hQgU

mosho2good:
*Imagine when you are about to give an offering in church with your last money and she texts you "buy condoms I'm on my way"*���
I swear the devil will win this battle
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StarUp:
How that wan take open border for foreign rice to enter?

Amuatulu:
See canine Useless country.

shilenji:
that's a black mamba, very potent venom which kill within 20mins, a drrop is enough to kill 20 fully grown adult men, it is expected since you have a poultry, you can't really prevent dem from coming but you can atleast get snake traps or plant a particulr leaf called taba leaf it wards dem off

Dpharisee:
What value have you added to this discussion with this comment? That's why we suggested you don't have to comment on every topic because it is irritating.

Next modification you will add God bless Buhari as if he is the president of Syria or Russia.

DextrousDavid:
It's too early for this abeg

Obas101:
First to comment since I registered on nairaland. Good omen maybe

Well if you need an seo blog I'm the guy you meet. Will create and put you through on the type of articles to write that will make you rank. DM at affordable rate

osamz007:
Wonderful..


Arsenal position sef this season encourages their players to pursue other activities

Dobson43:



This is all every lady has to offer.....white or black

NwaAmaikpe:




I am proud of him and I hope he does not feel bad about this.

He has the money,
He has the fame,
He has the looks,
He has the charisma,
He has the achievements,
He has the preek

He'd only be a fool to shortchange himself by sticking to one lady when he should use all his spare time in getting his preek wet.
The worst that will happen is that she will leave and another will happily come.
In fact, he should dump the two of them.

These ladies are not loyal.
They're down with you when you're up,
And the relationship is up once you're down.
Then you'd chase after them like a lost puppy while they make you feel guilty for making it fail.

Being broke amplifies your flaws but a rich man is loved and God-sent to them.
Ask Venita or ask Regina.

By default, the most subtle of women is a self-centered schemer.
So you think you're playing her when she actually designed the game plan for you.

Even your own wife who complains that you spend too much time hanging out with your male buddies in your youthful days won't give a shiiit about you when she goes spending months on end doing 'omugwo' at the kids' when you two are aged and your game is up.

Enjoy life now my brothers.
But enjoy it safely.
If you wanna go raw, just ensure you don't let a dumb girl get pregnant for you.

God bless Ubunja with more wisdom so that his miseducations will further free more fvckboy, toycvnt husbands who think the only reason God created them is to lick female butt.
If only they knew they'd have more butts to play with if they never licked one.

Men have been the victim all along, these crafty women are the victors.
They make you feel guilty for wanting more yansh when they won't think twice to spread their legs for anyone who can give them attention, give them money or tell them what they want to hear.

Lacazette please don't allow yourself be at the mercy of a woman because the only thing she can offer to you can be offered to you by thousand others.

CANDYDADDY:
few people know that Osun have one of the richest celebrity in Nigeria

But the bastard is busy developing lagos

AmazingELixir:



Chei! Just about when life is about to begin.!!...Buhari don kee pipu finish for dis con3.