₦airaland Forum

simplycarro:
Biafrans, enemies of a peaceful Nigeria.

Why not let them go and have your peace since they're now enemies of peace?

acenazt:
Wonderful shall never end fa. I still wonder why Gowon accepted these People's Surrender. I believe Cockroaches should be wiped out both Adults,Juveniles and eggs un-hatched. Sharpening my granpa's machete sha!!!

What exactly are you insinuating?

Trut:
The news was concocted by the OP.

I pray so bro..

For wetin na?
Person no fit predict something and it eventually happen? Abeg make them release that man oo.. As if they no know who dey bomb them again.. Mtchwwwwww

That Djibril Cisse and Aaron Ramsey own worst pass..

winetapper:
[size=20pt]By Gods grace I would never use my position in life to woo or propose to a lady she should LOVE me strictly for who i am not for what I have period

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Yeah bro.. But that lady is beautiful oo!

jaelz:
choi nah wire o so no be small money this peeps dey pay God help upcoming artist

Amen oo!
I pray that God will help the upcoming Artists..

Man U and Arsenal go share points today..

I will lick your kitty cat till you die..

Lol.. That's fact bro!

Interesting..

Mmmm, so when is it going to start?

It's obvious that you still love that girl.. Why not make peace with her?

I wanna see St Charles.. It's been long

Op I don't have anything to say, but just manage 'You Dey Mad'..

bolaji3071:
Waiting oooo op



Itz BOLAJI3071 again!!!

Lol.. I dey your back bro..

rick500:
i am in a relationship with my girlfriend for a year and half now and i i am so much into her.
i love her so much and she is like all i ever wanted in a woman.if you ask me now,i would say she is the kind of woman i would like to settle down with but something bothers me alot.anytime i look at her,i see my wife in her even when i am angry with her,i still see the inner beauty in her and i appreciate her alot,we share alot in common and she is not just a lover but my best friend.she is so understanding too.
the only problem i have with her is that she is 4 years older than me and got two kids from her two previous relationships.(i am 26 and she is 30)
(note :being a single mum is a num in this country,she is not nigerian as well)she is a very good person and i believe have seen alot in life ,she is always understanding no matter the situation or differences.
i dont know if its morally right to go into it or pull out,am i thinking with my brian or dick this time?

You said that you love her and she loves you too.. Since you said that she's understandable no matter the situation or differences, I guess it's a good old and not a gross old.. You're good to go bro..

starlingslimnet:
No introduction.

1. Presentable: This is one of the many reasons guys prefer flesh to bones.They are presentable anytime, anywhere and any place. Trust me no guy wants a moment friends are asking you where your Lady is despite she is there with you.It's not their fault they only see bones

2. Show your Input : Bony Ladies can hide your handwork because they refuse to add flesh even with balance diet.Her parent can even accuse you of malnutrition if you are married to her. But chummy Ladies show your input even when you don't input anything

3. You Can Feel Them: Bone is what it is "Bones." Any part you touch is bone like you are doing biology practical.But Chummy Ladies you touch......

4. Endowed: No need for explanation, it is self explanatory.


I know there are guys here who prefer flesh to bones kindly add yours to the list

Lol.. Bro you wicked oo!

richyblink1:
Not sure I need forgiveness, think it's the other way round.

Anyway, she has even collected another round of bribe(suya) tonight while claiming baby. God will see us(men) through.

Lol.. Amen oo!
Women are always like that, doing shakara and other stuffs.. Sometimes begging them makes one becomes very annoyed cos of the way she'll be misbehaving as if they're God.. She should understand and forgive.. We're all human and nobody is perfect.. Keep trying bro..

That's very nice of you bro.. Hope she has forgiven you?

No 2= Michael Jackson- Black or White..
No 3= Boys11men- End of the road..
No 5= Joe- I wanna know..
No 8= 2pac- California love..
No 13= Jarule ft Ashanti- Always on time..

1st- Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles..

2nd- I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears..
And

3rd MOST IMP- The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.. NATURE

EverestdeBliu:
After Fuc.king about,you want who back?

Help me ask them bro..

1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle..

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name..

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again..

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them..

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice..

6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, it doesn't mean you'll never die..

" Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE.".. NATURE

Interesting..

F50:
I lived in port Harcourt for 24yrs and I know your type. You are the type that sells your land inheritance then use the money to buy Mecerdes 190 then use flower to decorate the rear wind shield.

You feed your family from rents collected from your fathers properties or grand fathers properties like u mentioned.
You answer an Igbo name or surname. Your father or grand father probably married an Igbo woman with good virtues.

Your sisters, at least one of them had a child out of wedlock.

You have a very disgusting scar on your head or face from a knife fight.

You have contributed nothing in your family and your younger brother got married before you.

You envy other peoples progress and wish you could tax every other living thing living in Rivers State.

You have managed to build a self contain beside your fathers mud house in your village and your girl friend is living there with a child you haven't even confirmed if you are the father.

Lastly you believe the Igbos who are your true ancestors are your immediate problem.

Don't forget, you also didn't graduate but you went for NYSC.

Correct me

Lol..
Bro you wicked oo..

The walls of Hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of Temples and Churches..

Good Days or Bad Days depend on your thinking. What you call "Suffocation" in local train becomes an "Atmosphere" in Disco..

Pizza always confuses us. It comes in a square box. When you open it, its round. When you start eating it, its triangle..

Life and People are like Pizza. Looks different, appears different and behave absolutely different.. NATURE

Ivanovich don wash..

A little boy wanted to meet God. He packed his suitcase with two sets of his dress and some packets of Cakes and he stared his journey. He walked a long and felt tired..

So he sat in a park on the way and opened a packet to take a cake to eat. Then he noticed an old woman sitting sad with hunger nearby, so he offered her a piece of cake..

She gratefully accepted it with a wide look and smiled at him. Her smile was so pretty that the boy longed to see it again. After some time he offered her another piece of cake. Again, she accepted it and smiled at him..

The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word..

While it grew dark, the boy was frightened and he up got to leave but before he had gone more than a few steps, he ran back and gave her a hug and she kissed him with her prettiest smile..

When the boy opened the door, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, “What did you do today that made you look so happy?”

He replied,” I had lunch with God.” Before, his mother could respond, he added, “You know what? She’s got the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen in my life!”

Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home. Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and asked, “Mom, what did you do today that made you so happy?
“She replied, “I ate cakes in the park with God.” Before his son responded, she added,”You know, he’s much younger than I expected.”

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile,a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around..

Remember, nobody knows how God will look like. People come into our lives for a reason, for a season or for a lifetime. Accept all of them equally! AND LET THEM SEE GOD IN YOU!! NATURE