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Mutuwa:
surrogate mom.
sorry plan B..
The life is really weared.

Lol

menix:
OP... u mst b a minor..

Else u should know by now the only thing that can make a lady smile in laughter is Money! Ego!! Owo!!!..

Pls b warned, make u no go dey hold warri gal hand wey she dey hungry cous u go chop Venom slap..

Lol..

1. If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?

2. What is the difference between being alive and truly living?

3. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?

4. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?

5. Does love equal sex?

6. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

7. Are you doing what you believe in or are you settling for what you are doing?

8. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?

9. Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?

10. If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?

11. If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

12. What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What’s holding you back?

13. Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?

14. Has your greatest fear ever come true?

15. Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?

16. When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?

17. Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself or are you letting others make them for you?

18. If you had all the money in the world but
still had to have some kind of job, what would you choose to do?

19. When you’re 90 years old, what will matter most to you?

20. What do you regret most so far in life?

21. If you were at heaven’s gates, and God
asked you“Why should I let you in?”, what would you say?

22. What small thing could you do to make someone’s day better?

23. What impact do you want to leave in the world?

24. When was the last time you tried something new?

25. What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

Mma, I want you to know that I'm very sorry for everything and I still love you with every broken pieces of my heart.. If only you'll give me another chance to make things right, I promise never to hurt you again.. I'm so sorry.. NATURE

1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy..

2. Hold her hand, just because you love her..

3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to..

4. Wrestle with her and let her win..

5. Hug her from behind..

6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside..

7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you're done and kiss her..

8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you..

9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend..

10. Play with her hair..

11. Pick her up, even when she says no..

12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else..

13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile..

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms..

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back..

16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won't come back..

17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear (she'll hug it when she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever) and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed)..

18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone..

19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best
smile..

20. Hang out with her on the weekends, because she's important to you.. NATURE

dasrackhor:
Pinshure or idonblieve ΐτ̅...

Lol.. You want me to show you her pic so you'll snatch from me abi? She dey Nairaland self, but I no go tell you her moniker..

But 2020 is too far na.. Why not make it 2016?

Ok na..

Interesting..

Amen..

But Op, must you use Chelsea to say that kind of prayer? All these anti Chelsea self..

Ok na..

Ok na..

I just wish it's true..

Lol.. Na as goat dey stand for market dem dey price am..

Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala..

It's a small world no mean say you fit trek from Naija go London..

I'm really enjoying it here in politics..

I'm seeing myself and my beautiful Mma doing our traditional marriage in those pictures..

Although you're beautiful oo! But you're no match compare to my girl..

I'll help her clean it..

Hmm, so they didn't kill any soldier at all? I sensed a little lie here..

Nawa oo

Kumuyi don dey do politics..

Ok na..

C..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) & the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL)..

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the house..

SM : Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes ?
I wonder what he wants..

SL : It's logical.
He wants to rape us.

SM : Oh, no !
At this rate he will reach us in 4 minutes at the most!
What can we do?

SL : The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster..

SM : It's not working..

SL : Of course it's not working.
The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too..

SM : So, what shall we do?
At this rate he will reach us in 2 minutes..

SL : The only logical thing we can do is split.
You go that way & I'll go this way.
He cannot follow us both.

Man follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the house and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then within few minutes Sister Logical arrives..

SM : Sister Logical !
Thank God you are here !
Tell me what happened ??

SL : The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,
so he followed Me..

SM : Yes, yes !
But what happened then?

SL : The only logical thing happened.
I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM : And ?
SL : The only logical thing happened.
He reached me..

SM : Oh, dear !
What did you do ?

SL : The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up..

SM : Oh, Sister !
What did the Man do?

SL : The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants..

SM :Oh, no !
What happened next ?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister ?
A Girl with her dress up can run faster than Man with his pants down !

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for You !..

So be Logical not Calculative...!!! NATURE

Lol.. Iranu, abacha!

Ok na.. I guess I don book my space now

Fake Friends - Never ask for food..
Real Friends - Are the reason you have NO
food!

Fake Friends - Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
Real Friends - Call your parents Dad / Mom..

Fake Friends - Never have seen you cry..
Real Friends - Don’t only have seen you cry, but cried with you..

Fake Friends - Borrow your stuff for a few
days, then give it back..
Real Friends - Keep your stuff so long, they
forget it's yours!

Fake Friends - Know a few things about you..
Real Friends - Could write a book about you..

Fake Friends - Would knock on your front door..
Real Friends - Walk right in and say "I'm home!"

Fake Friends - Are around for a while..
Real Friends - Are for life..

Fake Friends - Say "I love you" in a joking
manner
Real Friends - say "I love you" and they mean
it..

Fake Friends - will only read this and ignor.
Real Friends - will read this, like and share to appropriate the moniker, Nature8 for posting it.. NATURE

1. You wake up early morning but you cant send even a good morning message to your lover trust me you are just pretending there is no love between you too..
2. You are in the same country you can take a week without hearing the voice of the so called lover. My dear there is no love between two of you..
3. Your lover sends you a message but you read without replying, instead of hurting his her feeling be open and tell him/her that you don't love her/him anymore..
4. You organise to meet but every time you are saying you are busy. Why don't you tell him/her the truth that you don't love her/him..
5. When you meet you cant even give him/her a hug why do you pretend that you are in love..
6. Your phone is always busy whenever your lover calls. Why don't you tell him/her the truth that you don't love her/him..
7. You cant spare time for your lover but you spare time for other people. Why don't you be open to him/her that you don't love her/him..
8. You've been dating for years without knowing if it's leading to marriage or not, tell him/her the truth and stop wasting someone's time..
9. Feelings are so painful if you don't love that person. Stop playing with his/her feelings. Be open and say you don't love her/him..
10. Your lover's heart is not a doll to be played with. Be open and tell him/her that you don't love him/her anymore.. NATURE

Sweet..

Imagine that! Just 10months old marriage and she's nagging already.. What if she gives birth to a child/children and you went broke what will she be doing then, fighting you or encouraging you?
Ma bro, I don't know what to say to you now cos I might say something and my Oga at the top will say another thing..