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Snowangel4:
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Ugly girl, I'm gonna post your ugly pictures here soon..

Better

To hell with his appointments.. Igbos has been surviving since..

Lol.. Imagine that look

Girl: Honey, there's something I want us to talk
about. It's so serious!


Boy: Please don't tell me you are pregnant!


Girl: I'm coming to stay with you because you
know my mum will be mad at me and will not
allow me to stay with her once she finds out I'm
pregnant..


Boy: Listen, I don't want to know. I always gave
you the money to buy E-pills..


Girl: But it can happen by accident!


Boy: Accident my foot! Listen and listen well eh!
I don't want to see your face in this house. Let
me not see you come here!


Girl: OMG! So that's how heartless you are huh?
Thank God I'm not pregnant!


Boy: baby you know..


Girl: Shut up! And as u said you will never
see my face in your house!


Boy: I'm sorry..


Girl: *Smiles* sorry my foot..


The question now is:

SHOULD THE GIRL FORGIVE THE BOY??
1-YES..
2-NO.. NATURE

Sweet and lovely baby..

Lol.. Daddies plays more with their children than mum and children love Daddies more..
But, I don't buy that last pic they're holding their baby upsidedown..

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?

Husband: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work..

WIFE: Oh God! What happened?

Husband: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died..

WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive, how did you make it out my dear?

Husband: Darling, it was God's work, my stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet..

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive, what would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now?

Husband: My dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased 900 million each..

WIFE: What?!!!!! 900 million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't want trouble, go back and die with your colleagues..

My question now is:
If you're the man, what will you do?? NATURE

I respect Nnamdi Kanu yesterday.. That guy is just too much.. He's very intelligent..

Your MAN may not own a car.
He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you
with gifts all the time. He may not have a great
job..


"But it’s enough to know you are the ONLY ONE
He has at his heart.
He has a vision. He is Honest. He is very hard-
working.
He is humble. He keeps that smile on your face.
He talks to you every day. He actually listens to
you. He always replies your messages. He
tolerates you when you're moody..


His family knows you. He tells you you're
beautiful all the time. He sees you every chance
he gets. He appreciates the smallest things you
do. He is there when you
need him. He respects you. He is proud you are
his…he treats you like a QUEEN because you are
his everything and he fears to lose you..


" Why ask for what he cannot afford? He may not
have it all now, but one day he
will.. He may not be living his dream now, but
one day he will…
He pictures making a family with you and he
means it when he says that he loves you..


" Dear Ladies, appreciate that man in your life
who strives to be all you need..
He may not be all the things you need right now
but with time he will be... He will get a job, get
the money, he will buy a land and he will build a
house for both of you. He won’t be renting or
staying at his parent’s house forever. He will
fulfill all his promises and he will be a good dad
to your children..


Just kindly be patient if you seriously love him.
Everything will be fine between both of you.
Don't be pushed around by money and what you
want to eat now.. NATURE

1) Everyone has two Eyes But No one has the same View..
2) Alphabet "O" stands for Opportunity which is absent in Yesterday "Available only once in "Today", And thrice in "Tomorrow"..
3) Human beings are very strange. They have ego of their knowledge but they don't have knowledge of their ego..
4) People who judge do not matter. People who matter do not judge..
5) The most important quality of successful people is their willingness to change..
6) Pain Is Unavoidable but, Suffering Is Optional..
7) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle..
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary..
9) If the Road is Beautiful then, Worry About the Destination, But if the Destination is Beautiful, Then Don't Worry About The Road!
10) Its Purity of Heart that Matters, Not the External Appearance. Because Helping Hands are Always, Better Than praying!
11) No one could actually say that you deserve better. Because the best thing that you deserve, will always be your choice..
12) Only messages are not life, but...... Our life should be a message to others.. NATURE

1. Always remember that there is nobody on this earth that does not have problems. You are not the only one that has problems..
2. Challenges is part of life. It is only a dead man that has no challenges..
3. There is no problem that has no solution. There are solutions to the pains you are passing through..
4. The way you picture yourself in your mind can affect your happiness. Picture yourself as a valuable and beautiful person. Avoid low self esteem and inferiority complex..
5. Do not mind about what people say about you. Some people are sadists. They can just say some things just to make you feel sad..
6. Make friends with reasonable people who make you happy. Do not make friends with people who make jest of you or laugh at you over your challenges..
7. At your leisure time, keep yourself busy with your favorite hobbies like sports, games, watching movies, surfing the internet, playing computer games, etc..
8. Do not allow anyone to intimidate you with money and material things. A poor man today can become rich tomorrow. Change is constant..
9. No matter what you are passing through today, do not give up. As long as there is life, there is hope..
10. Be very prayerful. Pray without ceasing. Prayer is a catalyst that can speed up your blessings to come to you on time..
11. Be courageous to go for what you want. Life is all about risk. If you don't take a risk, you will not get the desires of your heart. HAVE A NICE LIFE.. NATURE

You're very lucky to have that kind of girl bro.. That kind of girl is rare to find.. Appropriate her and thank your God.. At least, she's not stingy..

A girl wrote on her Facebook wall:


"I love my boyfriend. He is the best guy in the
world"..


Two days later, she wrote:
"Oh he broke my heart. Men are wicked."


Three days later, she wrote:
"I will never love anyone again. It is better to
remain single"


Four days later, she wrote:
"Wow thank God I have found love again. I love
my new boo. He is the best man"


Three days later, she wrote:
"oh GOD! All men are the same. Love is wicked.
Awwwwwww"


My question now is:
WHO WILL YOU BLAME??
A. The girl
B. The guys that broke her heart.. NATURE

ifex370:
Label it well

I've done that bro..

1. All men are not the same..

2. It is not all men that cheat on their spouses..

3. Some men don't have time for women..

4. It is not all men that like women..

5. What a man needs from his woman is respect.
Just respect and obey him. He will love and take
care of you..

6. Sex cannot make a man love you. If you like
give him sex everyday, if he doesn't love you, he
doesn't love you..

7. If you want a man to love and take care of
you, treat him like a baby. Pet him..

8. Allow him to be in charge of the house. Allow
him to head the family. Do not control
him..

9. Do not try to use sex to capture his heart. It
will not work. Cook delicious food, be
obedient to him, be submissive. You will capture
his heart..

10. Men love beautiful women. A lady should
make herself look beautiful and attractive..


Do you agree with me? NATURE

Nice one Di'ja..

Ok na..

Life is unpredictable.. You can't tell what will happen tomorrow.. I know he'll go very far

Lol.. Imagine that!

This is why I like my guy, T.I.. You can't see or hear anything negative about him making a news headline.. I wish to be like him some day, he's a self made Bigger Boy..

Why would he do that?

CHELSEA vs MACCABI TEL AVIV tonight 7:45..
Whats your prediction?

Mine is CHELSEA 3-1 MACCABI..