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Tell us wetin you do b4 we reply anything Gbam ![]() |
Tell us wetin you do b4 we reply anything Gbam ![]() |
@Topic Slap WHAT ? ME![]() Meeeennn. I will B****h slap her to the next continent. infact she MOST be hospitalized or i wont rest. Ladies please dont hate me oh, was just joking ok. LMBAO all the polite/Expected replies from the boyz have been rather expected/dull and very stereotype Except you "Ettehgate" You cracked me up massively thanks ![]() |
Whats your problem? move out skikehna |
Story, story oh, Story(3 times) ![]() |
DAH, The section tag speaks volume, Romance, Dating and meet up/ Sexuality what on earth did you think ? Sunday school ?? |
Bobjames You no know say you don old abi ![]() |
LMAO_ROTF You guyz are just a bunch of badasses haba i hope i wont get a heart attack with all these bouts of laughters ohall my colleagues are staring at me now ![]() |
LMAOROTF Zignor, what planet are you from ![]() you are my kinda guy bro, nice one, Dickhead, LMBAO ![]() |
Why do gal like purnishment ?1. He was CRUEL to you. 2. He left you for some1 else. 3. The new gal has his child and they are married. 4. AND YOU MISS HIM, ![]() ![]() ? hah, i dont get it |
Another one bites the dust ![]() |
Boy You do not love gal B more than gal A, what you're mistaking 4 love is strong lust Once you have cannal knowledge of gal B, the feeling will diminish to the same level as gal A Gbam ![]() |
Do you gal think that "Wedding bands slow guy down "Believe me, it doesnt, in fact, it helps to drive home the point that all the guy wants is a good lay and not a relationship ok. gbam ![]() |
@Topic no, no, no, Gawd, when will gals ever understand guys ![]() Listen girl, let me reel out/ predict event proceedings between you and this guy from now till the nearest future. 1.IF you attend this holidaywhich from all indications you want to he will ask 4 sex and you will say no, he will be hurt(and might show it) and will then try "reverse pshyco" with moves like, you don't REALLY love me, because if you did, you wont deny me, blah, blah, blah, yes i know that I'm still with girl X but my heart has always been with you, blah, blah, blah, i have a hard on 4 you the size of Oyo state, if i don't let out now, my balls/D**k would rupture and i can't mastorbate, blah, blah, blah, etc. This will be the direction of events during the holiday whenever you guys are alone and he will always have hope that he will definitely hit your skins eventually afterall you kiss him now abi ![]() IF by some unlikely miracle you don't end up having sex with him during this period, he might, or might not try to register his grievance by drifting away for a little while and "play the waters" to see if you will come back more submissive He if he's a true player like most Nigeria guys would persist but his overtures will slow down drastically if you don't sleep with him until he would find another chasegirl that he can match with youin his head that is that he would divert his attention to and he will WALK. Standard player operationsorry girl but the truth bites |
Ok, if you say so, Anyway, most Nija guys dont like the feel of cold steel on the fingersespecially when you are always in an airconditioned enviroment I know i dont, ![]() |
Dude, dont try to eat your cake and have it again ok, believe me She know that you like her as much as she likes you, but since you've been such a chicken for four years, she's moved on even if she loves you So get a grip and keep you present galfriend b4 you riun everything by revealing your belated feeling, gbam ![]() |
Have you gals/Ladies ever considered that guyz are not just "Into jewelry " |
WOW!!! @Topic, you "Very vivid" descriptionor do i dare say "Redition"of i touch myself was quite, hhhhmmmmmmmmmm, Anyway, you really need to decide what you want from this guy cos if you want my sinsere opinion Sex wont change his feelings for youtruth hurts but this is facts with guyz The "1 day Holiday getaway" is a SEX APPOINTMENT. no matter how you look at it. Boyz don't require such timeouts to bond with gals. If you know 4 sure that he's really into his other woman, you need to decide if you will keep the relationshipleaving you as the "Other woman" OR walk away now no matter how sad it all might seem. The choice is yours. ![]() |
Cheap publicity ![]() |
whats this about ??Picture ratings ? since when i wasnt informed about such threads here?? ![]() |
@Zignor I Think i will also roll with you on this one @ Topic You cant ANY friend in ABUJA? ![]() |
Heard this b4, ![]() |
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