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RomanceRe: [b]I Lied To Her And She's Deeply Angry With Me![/b] by Nautillus(m): 5:16pm On Dec 04, 2007
Tell us wetin you do b4 we reply anything        Gbam grin
RomanceRe: [b]I Lied To Her And She's Deeply Angry With Me![/b] by Nautillus(m): 5:15pm On Dec 04, 2007
Tell us wetin you do b4 we reply anything Gbam grin
RomanceRe: What Should A Man Do When A Woman Hits Him? by Nautillus(m): 5:08pm On Dec 04, 2007
@Topic

Slap WHAThuh?               MEhuh

Meeeennn.       I will B****h slap her to the next continent. infact she MOST be hospitalized or i wont rest.

Ladies    please dont hate me oh, was just joking ok.         LMBAO          all the polite/Expected replies from the boyz have been rather expected/dull and very stereotype           Except you "Ettehgate"   You cracked me up massively         thanks grin grin
RomanceRe: Jazzed Compound,pls Help. by Nautillus(m): 6:01pm On Dec 03, 2007
Whats your problem?

move out skikehna
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls And Tying The Knot by Nautillus(m): 1:27pm On Dec 03, 2007
Story, story oh, Story(3 times) grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Why Does Topics With The Word "sex": ? by Nautillus(m): 1:10pm On Dec 03, 2007
DAH, The section tag speaks volume, Romance, Dating and meet up/ Sexuality

what on earth did you thinkhuh? Sunday schoolhuh??
RomanceRe: hi by Nautillus(m): 12:52pm On Dec 03, 2007
Bobjames

You no know say you don old abihuh
RomanceRe: Can I Go For Toyin Or Shewa? by Nautillus(m): 12:46pm On Dec 03, 2007
LMAO_ROTF

You guyz are just a bunch of badasses haba

i hope i wont get a heart attack with all these bouts of laughters ohall my colleagues are staring at me now


grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Would U Love With Ur Heart Or Head! by Nautillus(m): 12:40pm On Dec 03, 2007
LMAOROTF

Zignor, what planet are you fromhuh

you are my kinda guy bro, nice one, Dickhead, LMBAO grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Miss My Ex. by Nautillus(m): 12:24pm On Dec 03, 2007
Why do gal like purnishmenthuh?

1. He was CRUEL to you.

2. He left you for some1 else.

3. The new gal has his child and they are married.

4. AND YOU MISS HIM, huhhuhhuh? hah, i dont get it
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet-up! by Nautillus(m): 12:18pm On Dec 03, 2007
Another one bites the dust grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Love Them Both by Nautillus(m): 12:14pm On Dec 03, 2007
Boy

You do not love gal B more than gal A, what you're mistaking 4 love is strong lust

Once you have cannal knowledge of gal B, the feeling will diminish to the same level as gal A

Gbam lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Men Not Wear Their Wedding Rings by Nautillus(m): 11:37am On Dec 03, 2007
Do you gal think that "Wedding bands slow guy downhuh"

Believe me, it doesnt, in fact, it helps to drive home the point that all the guy wants

is a good lay and not a relationship ok. gbam grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How do I get out of this Fix? by Nautillus(m): 11:31am On Dec 03, 2007
@Topic

no, no, no, Gawd, when will gals ever understand guyshuh

Listen girl, let me reel out/ predict event proceedings between you and this guy from now till the nearest future.
1.IF you attend this holidaywhich from all indications you want to he will ask 4 sex and you will say no, he will be hurt(and might show it) and will then try "reverse pshyco" with moves like, you don't REALLY love me, because if you did, you wont deny me, blah, blah, blah, yes i know that I'm still with girl X but my heart has always been with you, blah, blah, blah, i have a hard on 4 you the size of Oyo state, if i don't let out now, my balls/D**k would rupture and i can't mastorbate, blah, blah, blah, etc.

This will be the direction of events during the holiday whenever you guys are alone and he will always have hope that he will definitely hit your skins eventually afterall you kiss him now abihuh

IF by some unlikely miracle you don't end up having sex with him during this period, he might, or might not try to register his grievance by drifting away for a little while and "play the waters" to see if you will come back more submissive

He if he's a true player like most Nigeria guys would persist but his overtures will slow down drastically if you don't sleep with him until he would find another chasegirl that he can match with youin his head that is that he would divert his attention to and he will WALK.

Standard player operationsorry girl but the truth bites
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Men Not Wear Their Wedding Rings by Nautillus(m): 11:09am On Dec 03, 2007
Ok, if you say so,

Anyway, most Nija guys dont like the feel of cold steel on the fingersespecially when you are always in an airconditioned enviroment

I know i dont, grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is This Real Love Or What? by Nautillus(m): 11:06am On Dec 03, 2007
Dude, dont try to eat your cake and have it again ok, believe me

She know that you like her as much as she likes you, but since you've been such a chicken
for four years, she's moved on even if she loves you

So get a grip and keep you present galfriend b4 you riun everything by revealing your belated feeling, gbam lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Men Not Wear Their Wedding Rings by Nautillus(m): 10:54am On Dec 03, 2007
Have you gals/Ladies ever considered that guyz are not just "Into jewelryhuh"
RomanceRe: How do I get out of this Fix? by Nautillus(m): 10:51am On Dec 03, 2007
WOW!!!

@Topic, you "Very vivid" descriptionor do i dare say "Redition"of i touch myself was quite, hhhhmmmmmmmmmm,

Anyway, you really need to decide what you want from this guy cos if you want my sinsere opinion
Sex wont change his feelings for youtruth hurts but this is facts with guyz

The "1 day Holiday getaway" is a SEX APPOINTMENT. no matter how you look at it. Boyz don't require such timeouts to bond with gals.

If you know 4 sure that he's really into his other woman, you need to decide if you will keep the relationshipleaving you as the "Other woman" OR walk away now no matter how sad it all might seem.

The choice is yours. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: 5 Girls After Me by Nautillus(m): 2:31pm On Dec 02, 2007
Cheap publicity lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Comment On Our Picture by Nautillus(m): 2:25pm On Dec 02, 2007
whats this abouthuh??

Picture ratingshuh? since when huh i wasnt informed about such threads here?? undecided undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Help! Am Lonely In Abuja by Nautillus(m): 2:29pm On Nov 26, 2007
@Zignor

I Think i will also roll with you on this one

@ Topic

You cant ANY friend in ABUJA? undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Serious Issue by Nautillus(m): 2:26pm On Nov 26, 2007
Heard this b4, grin grin grin grin

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