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The Idiot who called him self YayaBello called his LGA caretakers (Sole Administrator d name he gave dem) allow dem to sign some documents dat he has paid 8month salaries own by govt... wich about 16 of dem did... out of 21... He desaved to be stoned to death idiot

Oh Ghost pls come n help us Slap YayaBello... Kogi state has suffered

Baba Choyinka should help us add those words to English dictionary before he quench na

guy U would av come to kogi... Am sure he wuld av muv transformer, the cables even the NEPA, PHCN or Abuja Wetin wetin office join am cos notin like light to electrocute him

That idiot is not ready to say d truth.... may be wat he meant was N150,000....

craze clown mix by crackmixer (Ade bring my phone my phobe is ringing... when Ade get there he started dancing to d tones)

Sexytemi:
Can you please be more precise because I don't get what you trying to say....you mean you want to snitch on your neighbour because he and his girlfriend makes noise when having sex?, Hmmmm....I don't know what to tell u.. but I'd advice you call your neighbour and talk to him as a guy to another, and if he doesn't listen, you simply look for means to also disturb and make noise too.

ok thanks

edbor:
sorry, close your door well, put on ear piece. .that should help.

ok tnx

MrRhymes101:
They no d sell headset around ur school??

I have it but l cant use it for more than 5mins...

Am a student of one of the Higher Institution in Nigeria (Polytechnic) a final year student of Computer Science. am staying in the school hostel within the campus, the hostel is meant for two people in a room, I make arrangement with the person in charge of the hostel so am staying alone in a room, likewise to my next door neighbor. I have a girlfriend staying in the Off Campus (OFF K) and the girl friend of my next door neighbor stays in the girls hostel directly opposite our hostel, the girl is always with him and they both love sex more than food that is none of my business but anytime they were in the act the girl scream heavily like a vulture and is affecting me because Most times am always alone. I wanted to confront the guy and tell him about it but I can't Am thinking may be he will tink am jealous because my girlfriend don't use to pass night wit me, I wanted to report him to the hostel Governor Am feeling some how , Same thing to the hostel porter, Recently l had it in mind to fry red oil and put pepper when she started screaming like that. Am just confused

Please your candid advice will be highly appreciated...

wat is d hope of Biafra? A gud citizen of Biafra is expected to giv it to d owner n look up to God for his reward.... anyway IPOBs r on impossible mission...

I hate waisting my mb reading trash... come to my school n see the difference between Poly n Uni (Federal Poly Idah, Kogi State). To me the major dif is in the name not any other tin and may be practicals conducted by d poly students. Some of this uni students may nt be able to finish poly programme until the maximum of 4yr slated for the progrm wul xpire... and they may end up getn certificate of attendance... because there were nt able achieve any tin b4 the expiration of their studentship

If GYB can inherit votes he should be able to inherit debt...

Read the chats between Lagos and Kogi state.,
Kogi: Good morning,
Lagos: Kogi, how are you ?,
Kogi: Not too fyn oh,
Lagos: what happened ?,
Kogi: Banks, School, workers notin is workn,
Lagos: Why?,
Kogi: Bag Government,
Lagos: How?,
Kogi: From Bad gvtmnt to Worst govt.,
Lagos: Hay!,
Kogi: I want to make a request from u pls,
Lagos: ok,
Kogi: Do u av any Ambode that you r nt using
for nw?,
Lagos: why did u ask?,
Kogi: to come n help us in kogi.,
Lagos: chey! ur people say Audu na bad man
dat yr?,
Kogi: We dnt no he is d best den,
Lagos: You neva see anytin Yet.

My Final year project is about Android Programming, I don't have any idea. If you are good in Android programming please contact me lets negotiate. is all about Tourist Guide

Dangote President,
Adenuga Vice President,
Buhari EFCC chairman,
Atedola Minister of Petroleum,

Nasri(Me) Kogi state Governor,
My late dad Commissioner for ghost workers.

Am a muslim but l dnt Y some of our fellow muslim brothers hate xtians dis much..... For Allah's Sake islam is peace... if truly she was murdered by a muslim n u av succeded in killin all d xtians for one or two reasons Then who are you going to preach to about Allah n Prophet Muhammad (SWT)... Honestly some muslim are too violenc.....

it pains me like my biological father wen some people talk against BABA unnecessarily... though Like my teacher wil say "Some people av coconut head"

I tink all the 9ja pastors (My friend calld dem "PastorPreneur" ) av difernt Gods n that is why their followers wil always say God of TBJoshua, God of Adeboye, God of dis n dat.... som bliv dat d God of one pastor is more powerful than d other.. and some dnt feel comfortable going to anoda Church except there own.... If we dnt change our mentality in d nearest yrs instead of prayn in the name of God or Jesus.. you wil here somtin like be heald in tha name of TBJOSHUA... in the name of dis n dat
... May God help us

xana101:
Nice one The only true pastor I can trust

wat of Eneche n MySelf

If l may ask Wat is ALUU? and wat r deir activities pike?

Monkey d jump, Monkey d jump na were tree dey oh.... make dem hold crusade for Borno n see weda pple wul turn up like dis...... wen d pastor started seeing sometn like gas cylinder na dere church go close ofering box go sleep dere

Biafra

daz y l hate Biafrans.....

Dat man dont desav dat...... I àv been teln gels to close their LEGS n open their HEAD but they wouldn't listen

Shameless Governor, He has neva dreamed of bcoming a Governor in his entire life. Jux because of d differences btwen Ibro n Echocho dat make Ibro to bring him frm no were....... he is nt ashamed even wen he did nt do any tangible tin for d whole 4yrs.... he is contesting n even going to court over his loss...... All l no is even though is 20yrs old boy contest wit him frm Ibira or Okun d person person wil win because his administration was a total mess..... infact dere was notin to show.... Am an Igala Boy

My ex will call n say hw far? pls sharpen ur pencil am coming...... I will jux run to mama put n swallow 2Akpu (Fufu) n drink two pure n go home wit extra 4water reasons l hate to b defeated..... though no b work sha

at least l read d story til d made in china




God literal work

On dis faithful day we were on queue at ATM stand hhhhhmmm l realy need money like seriously..... d guy am nxt to slot in his card press buttons after some processes Machine debited d guy witout cash...... d guy dnt no wen he knee down b4 ATM n start begn "pls abeg u neva pay me na abeg........ " lolz na so l take leav queue oh

3month after buhari became president.