Christianity Etc › Re: You Shouldn’t See Or Use Your Fiancé’s D**k Before Marriage – Pastor Ibiyeomie by Nbote(m): 7:40pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
Amotolongbo: Don't let the devil use you to misquote the man of God. 
What the Man of God was saying in essence is that, the ladies should close their eyes so as not to see their fiancé’s penis and never to touch the penis whenever they are together before they get married Can't u tell d difference between humour and a quote? |
Christianity Etc › Re: You Shouldn’t See Or Use Your Fiancé’s D**k Before Marriage – Pastor Ibiyeomie by Nbote(m): 3:03pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
But dey can see others other than their husbands own abi
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Romance › Re: (video) "Woman Shouldn't See Her Fiancé's Penis Before Marriage" Pastor David Ib by Nbote(m): 3:01pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
Lol... She can close her eyes while receiving it before dey marry den
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Politics › Re: Kano Govt Did Not Banish Former Emir Sanusi, Says Attorney General by Nbote(m): 10:20am On Mar 11, 2020 |
Sometimes dis ppl need to compose themselves before coming out to lie.. U claim d govt only deposed him and not banish him but yet went ahead to make d statement below
The banishment of the deposed emir was a decision taken in the interest of safety, peace and avoidance of friction Mukthar argued.
And den went ahead to claim security agencies were acting based on prevailing circumstances. Do security agencies act on their own in dis country?? |
Romance › Re: Can You Proudly Die For The President Of Your Country?? by Nbote(m): 10:12am On Mar 11, 2020 |
Why must I die for d President of my country wen he's d one who shld b protecting me |
Investment › Re: FG Commissions $1bn Made In Nigeria Vehicles by Nbote(m): 10:10am On Mar 11, 2020 |
D ones dat both lawmakers and other appointees would refuse to patronize abi |
Crime › Re: Four Female Students Nabbed With Bags Of Used Condoms Containing Sp*rm by Nbote(m): 4:55pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Guys dat have slept with any of those gals ryt now
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Health › Re: COVID 19 And Used Clothing by Nbote(m): 4:52pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
thankyouJesus: Coronaviruses are generally thought to be spread from person-to-person through respiratory droplets. Currently there is no evidence to support transmission of COVID-19 associated with food. Before preparing or eating food it is important to always wash your hands with soap and water for 20 seconds for general food safety. Throughout the day wash your hands after blowing your nose, coughing or sneezing, or going to the bathroom.
It may be possible that a person can get COVID-19 by touching a surface or object that has the virus on it and then touching their own mouth, nose, or possibly their eyes, but this is not thought to be the main way the virus spreads.
In general, because of poor survivability of these coronaviruses on surfaces, there is likely very low risk of spread from food products or packaging that are shipped over a period of days or weeks at ambient, refrigerated, or frozen temperatures.
Learn what is known about the spread of COVID-19.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/faq.html So how is dis and ur alarmist post d same thing? |
Health › Re: COVID 19 And Used Clothing by Nbote(m): 4:41pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
I dont know why and how we like to believe rubbish in dis country despite claiming to have sense. First, nobody is warning anybody, dis is a made up typical naija alarmist message. Secondly, how many times have u all been told d virus needs a living host to survive? Why do we like to cry more than d bereaved in dis country |
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Politics › Re: What's Your Electricity Bill For The Month Of March? by Nbote(m): 1:00pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
Before Prepaid it used to b between 13k and 15k.. Post Prepaid and my 3k recharge lasts me over a month |
Sports › Re: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by Nbote(m): 8:35am On Mar 10, 2020*. Modified: 12:58pm On Mar 10, 2020 |
So Despite d fact dat Messi is having a dry spell in front of goal for some matches now, he's still top of goals and assist charts.. Jokerman: Na league be this one?? 
No one can name any top 5 striker in the world playing in Spain... Even the thing don tire Messhit 
Imagine Messi going on a month injury and still topping table of goal scorers  Cr7 fan is here.. Abeg how many times did Ronaldo finish as d highest scorer all d years he was there? |
Celebrities › Re: Man Reveals The Alleged Situation Of Things At The Nigerian Embassy In Ottawa, C by Nbote(m): 6:37am On Mar 10, 2020 |
In as much as I won't b surprised at hearing machines are d embassy dont work, I doubt d part of flying in someone from Nigeria to fix it. D story lost its taste afta dey claimed he was denied Canadian visa |
Politics › Re: Sanusi Lamido: Suspended By President, Dethroned By Governor: Turbulent Journey by Nbote(m): 6:38pm On Mar 09, 2020*. Modified: 8:19pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
What if it was all a grand scheme to have him contest d 2023 presidential elections. Ppl will sympathize with him and dat automatically guarantees him sympathy votes.. |
Politics › Re: Lamido Sanusi's Dethronement As Emir And Exile (Video) by Nbote(m): 6:35pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
NaijaRoyalty: I will vote him over Tinubu Exactly why dis has been done... He appeals to a larger audience and ppl will give him sympathy votes |
Politics › Re: Lamido Sanusi's Dethronement As Emir And Exile (Video) by Nbote(m): 6:32pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
Looking at d bigger picture, what if dis was a grand scheme to free him up to contest in 2023?? |
Politics › Re: Emir Sanusi Dethronement: Security Operatives Storm Kano Emir’s Palace (photos) by Nbote(m): 3:05pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
U ppl can finish off urselves if una like.. Sometimes these politicians forget dey have a tenure dat eventually ends |
Health › Re: Antarctica, The Only Continent Without Coronavirus (Photos) by Nbote(m): 1:15pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
How many ppl dey go there or dey there sef |
Education › Re: BREAKING: ASUU Commences Strike by Nbote(m): 1:10pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
ASUU and NLC have all lost their relevance in fighting for their ppl |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Refuses To Wake Up After Reaching His Destination In Bus(still Breathing) by Nbote(m): 8:59am On Mar 09, 2020 |
Mayb he's gone into coma or overdosed on some sort of combinations |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Home For Trolls And Savages..whats D Highest Likes U Made? by Nbote(m): 11:25pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
Go slip... |
Travel › Re: Is 1M Or 1.2m Naira OK For Someone Thinking About Migrating To Canada by Nbote(m): 12:42pm On Mar 07, 2020 |
For transport or Pocket money? |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Italian Patient Fully Recovered, To Be Discharged Soon — Ogun Govt. by Nbote(m): 8:57pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
He didnt have any virus jare... U ppl are doing us Boju Boju |
Car Talk › Re: The "L" Sign On Cars by Nbote(m): 12:31pm On Mar 06, 2020*. Modified: 8:18pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
It means d other driver shld beware as d learner may not b held liable for any damage, atleast dats how it works here in d country lol.. Dem hit U, na ur fault.. U hit dem, na ur fault.. |
Celebrities › Re: Mi Abaga Exits Chocolate City, Announces His Self Owned Label(see Video) by Nbote(m): 10:49am On Mar 06, 2020 |
theDukegold: Abeg na who be get choc city before? Am confuse Audu Maikori Officialgarri: What has he been doing there before sef? What did U know about Choc City before he joined up? M.I gave Choc City value which d rest feed off.. I hope he brings Jesse along to reignite his career.. |
Music/Radio › Re: BREAKING: M.I Abaga Exits Chocolate City by Nbote(m): 10:44am On Mar 06, 2020 |
Jus give us d gud music we used to know U for, we really dont care about d label... |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Rice Can Compete Favourably In The Global Market - Minister by Nbote(m): 9:58pm On Mar 05, 2020 |
Lolzzzzz... It can compete favorably in d markets here becos most Nigerians can't afford d foreign well processed brands these days so dey settle for stone based and chaff filled local productions.. If it is foreign markets he means den we can only jus laugh |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Italian Patient Recovering Well, Now Eats Amala - Lagos Government by Nbote(m): 7:11am On Mar 05, 2020*. Modified: 10:58am On Mar 05, 2020 |
Now dis claim by d day is becoming and sounding more like a lie... Dat he's already eating amala isn't selling d story but making it sound more unbelievable |
Health › Re: Drug Scarcity Looms In Nigeria As India Suspends Export by Nbote(m): 7:08am On Mar 05, 2020 |
70 percentage? Well why am I not surprised.. For a country dat imports basically everything and yet claim to have shut it's borders |
Politics › Re: ICPC: 2019 Budget Was Padded With N42bn by Nbote(m): 7:05am On Mar 05, 2020 |
I thought d govt and their resident zones wanted everyone to believe Saraki was d problem of dis country in d Senate? |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: People Wear Condoms On Fingers In Singapore To Avoid Infections by Nbote(m): 7:03am On Mar 05, 2020 |
Lolzzzz... They are jus clowning jare.. Dis ppl funny sha |
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