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Hahahaha.. Aisha reminded us of Hyenas and Jackals and d Lion King, d Army are busy with Crocodile dance and Snake Dance while Burantai is busy with snakes in Maiduguri, and now anoda striking union has joined d list of ppl replacing thunder in d country with Alligator bite... And yet wen Nnamdi Kanu called dis country a zoo we thought he was wrong.... I think its a jungle sef becos its now survival of d fittest

Only in Nigeria.. Jus imagine police breaking into someone's house and carting away properties as far as damaging d roof... Take pictures of d damages done to ur house and den look for a lawyer

Something dey now dilute with too much water.. Lacasera has joined d bad gang as well. I couldn't finish a bottle of lacasera before but now I'll drink 2 bottles and still feel like it was nothing

Hahahaha.. Aisha reminded us of Hyenas and Jackals and d Lion King, d Army are busy with Crocodile dance and Snake Dance while Burantai is busy with snakes in Maiduguri, and now anoda striking union has joined d list of ppl replacing thunder in d country with Alligator bite... And yet wen Nnamdi Kanu called dis country a zoo we thought he was wrong....

Na only explorers dey make sensible and educative posts.. Evaberry is a guy in a females moniker, Nwamaikpe is a sensible clown. How can anyone say IamAirforce1 makes any sensible post abeg

How!!! What beef?? He was thrown off a plane he shldnt b on and he calls it beef? Someone please ask dis guy together with Blackface to shut up and stop smoking. They aren't relevant and have never been in d music industry.

Which of d strike? Dis one or next one?? Any student who isn't learning a skill, trade or way of earning in any way already is on a long thing

adedayoa2:
no be this government owe them, na the past one.

So for more than 2yrs now, its d past govt dat has been making dem promises?

Lolzzz.. Anoda day andoda mumu story.. What happened to all d ones dey "discovered" and linked to her before?? If I remember correctly dey are yet to prove d numerous allegations dey came up with before in any of d courts so far and have lost most of dem already so who is fooling who. Nigerians aren't buying these discovery channel news anymore.. Until dey discover Mungo Park.

Lawlahdey:
Comment of the year

Giv to body wat belongs to body jare

Lawlahdey:
Comment of the year

Giv to body wat belongs to body jare

merxi55:
Buahahahahaha your own worse

U think am na.. Which normal and sane person would want to abstain from U as u hot like dat

Na lie.. D story get big k Leg and it takes a real slowpoke to fall for ATM SMS scam

I challenge U take one post!! U dare not argue with who owns d ball back den. D biggest boys as kids then were those who owned TV and VHS at home or owned football.. U make sure not to get on their bad books else dey won't allow u com watch 'film' in their house or play their ball..

Daninya11:
Impressive.

When opportunity meets with preparation it results to success.

Abeg I have been trying to learn the way this guy celebrates a goal .I learnt its a dance step in Congo.

Its d celebratory dance of Congo and TP Mazembe goalkeeper...

modelmike7:
Abstinence is the key

My broda abstinence is the key but these days d lock has been changed

Mtcheww.. Wen will Nollywood get over copy copy? Dey want to end up looking like clowns. For an industry dat is yet to shoot a realistic action scene or gun fight scene.. Why not stick to local wrestling or something African related

Ghen ghen.. Many associations don replace thunder dis year. Govt of promise and fail and blame d past govt

Some ppl jus want to kip beating d drums of war.. Soldiers surrounded Nnamdi Kanu's compound with guns drawn waiting for what exactly?? Some of us shld try to use our heads before swallowing some of dis stories some ppl cook up. If soldiers com for him trust me dey won't draw guns and wait outside because dey would already have com with their orders

lol... D bank shld kuku put curtains for dem

DJInfluence:
Bro, abeg permit me to join you to tell NANS to sgut up. Yeye bunch of politicians.

Permission granted. On behalf of U and I and most former, acting and present students, NANS shut up!!!

In as much as I want to believe u, which federal hospital Abuja is dat? Yes our hospitals and health centres are ill equipped and all dat but u don't have to make up stories to sell it.. Ur photo is fake and from an Indian hospital. Here's d link
https://www.scoopwhoop.com/Gwalior-Doctors-Forced-To-Perform-Surgery-in-Torchlight-After-Backup-Generator-Fails/

Fellow Nairalanders, dis thread became pertinent wen it became obvious ppl still fall for d antics of cheap scammers.. They offer outrageous deals across all ntwrks in their colourful adverts. Naturally it doesn't take much to know dey are scams but ppl still fall for it daily and ruining things for every other legit reseller in here.

l have actually taken it upon myself to report any such scam ads and accounts to d mods but these scammers aren't resting and more accts clearly by d same ppl kip springing up.

Nairalanders, below are a few of their ads, methods and potential precautions to avoid being scammed by dem. All some of us want is to provide an affordable alternative to what d ntwrk offers.

Dats why we are all social media mad...

And Ur first instinct was to post their nude Ransome pics on social media?? U are a goat and need sense orientation... Seriously some ppl are d definition of stupid. D police shld infact get d guy arrested ASAP becos he knows more about d Kidnap. By d tym he is arrested he'll finger whoever d f**k posted d pics in d group..

sarrki:
We are a signatory to UN chater on terrorism


Same everywhere you go

A UN charter on terrorism in Nigerian "contest".. Oga stop acting foolish.. If u know what d UN charter means or it's contents u wouldn't b here blabbing..

sarrki:
Let me enlightened you in Nigeria contest and constitution.

Terrorist are those that pelt stones at constituted Authority

Terrorist are those preaching hatred words against constituted Authority

Terrorist are those saying elections will not hold in Anambra


Having said that why did ipobs allows primary election to hold in parties and said they will block general election

Is it because their candidates did not win ?

You know what I mean Osita chidoka the sponsor

Oga it's Nigerian context not contest and Nigerian "contest" didn't define d word terrorist. How can Nigerian "contest" apply to d whole world.

Jus imagine... In as much as no one likes d lecturers and their strikes but NANS really need to shut d hell up. Since wen have dey really bothered about welfare of students. They have since lost relevance as it's now a forum for cultists to battle supremacy.. On Behalf of Myself and every other student both former, present and acting, we hereby implore NANS to please SHUT UP!!!

sarrki:
He's telling us how to stop the most dangerous terrorist group on earth (ipobs)

Are u sure u know what a terrorist group is or u were paid to use d word?

D same way dis govt think Ipobs are agitating and everybody suddenly wants restructuring becos GEJ lost.. Boko haram picked up pace becos d North wanted it to. We all remember in d early months of their attacks wen d north vehemently refused military action in d region and famously claimed any military action in d north den amounted to an attack on d north. They plotted and schemed their way successfully with boko haram nd it came back to bite dem in d ass

D same way dis govt think Ipobs are agitating and everybody suddenly wants restructuring becos GEJ lost..