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This is just bad. Is it by force?.. Queen Rania of Jordan hardly covers her hair, talk more of veiling

Today might just be the day

I am a novice.. A green horn bt I am definitely following this thread

Jenams: as sweet as ur story may seem, I still tink u r a very stuupid girl. Wetin concern d tin u and ur bf chop inside room wit ur so called friends? Dis just confirms dat u girls can't close ur mouth n shut it wen wit ur fellow females. Na everytin u and ur bf do u must tell ur gfs? Answer me!

They talk about everything with their friends... I just don't know why it is so.. That's why I just stay on my own. I detest being pointed at and talked about

khattab02: Name one Imam u know that encouragespeople to kill unbeliever? Where did u find sucidebombing in the islam ,I mean the qur'an and Ahadith?

Imam Abubakar Shekau, Imam Aljawee, Sheikh Osama Bin Ladin, they are many..

Phinalphantasy: Hmmmm...ok...here goes...
ss1....was staking out this girl, me and RAZAK...she comes out of the house to head for lesson or market by 4pm..everyday we were always ready but our liver always failed us...we'd just watch her walking away while RAZAK will be trying to pump my liver...
well...after some months of staking out, my liver suddenly woke up...or so I thought...I found myself walking up to her to toast, only to walk past her...Smh...
one day tho, this atomic energy entered my liver...she was going to market/lesson/whatever.. I trailed from behind..doing the nigga bounce..durectly behind her, my brain remembered the lines I crammed.."excuse me, can talk to you for a minute?"..my lips never said it right tho...something came out nevertheless..
needless to say,upon hearing my voice, the poor girl increased her step so fast like it was a competition.. I followed suit,wanting success, wary of eyes watching especially razak's who would laugh at my failure..upon realizing I might not give up she burst into a full run..not knowing what to do, I followed suit...then my real brain kicked in and I stopped...
I'll never forget that day...neither will RAZAK ever make me forget..smh

Awesome..

spacechuks: the 262 is after you take the average of jamb and post ume....the deputy provost showed me d list and checked my rank fr ppl dat score 272 in putme.......

Dude... Stop snitching

JideTheBlogger: At Ota farm or where?

So you didn't get it?.

JideTheBlogger: Port to Islam..

Then I'd rather be the farmer than a potential terrorist

Tinkybabe: The guy is an arsehole..haba!! What did the girl do ??good thing she left his sorry arse
The letter is not even funny.

It is funny..

This is one thing I hate about the Igbo culture, why must a widow be subjected to such barbaric and inhumane tradition?, Whenever I hear such a news I just feel too sad.. I remember when my neighbour was killed (he was Yoruba) his kinsmen contributed to the education of his children up to university level, at least they understood that things will not be the same for the wife as it was when the husband was alive.. Where I'm from we don't practice such.. Greedy inlaws.. Useless custom

This is just the tip of the ice berg.... They should have asked him how he will face his girl friend

Smartie gurl: My dear! And you hear the whole congregation shouting 'Amen' but, the next day someone will just drop dead...

Some of those guys are fraudsters... Imagine someone asking me to use my phone to sow a seed.. I asked him if I look like a farmer to him.. Honestly with the way some pastors behave, I'm finding it increasingly difficult to go to church...

following like twitter... Thank God I'm on the sideline this time around. Did I see ellyrichy complaining that he's tired of staying at home?. No worry ASUU and fg are playing chess with the negotiation process, when they have come to a reasonable agreement they will tell us.. Untill then eat mommy's food and read ur book

babestell: Even this nagging sef, People have different ways of intepreting it. My colleague says that as far as he is concerned when his wife opens her mouth she is nagging, even if she is just saying welcome. I feel thats crap but hey who am I to judge him.

Your opinion is yours please do not judge people who think different from you as long as it works for them. That's the basis the basis for peace in a multi-cultural society

@bolded.. I think you misunderstood what your colleague meant.. I think he was trying to tell you that his wife nag with everything and at everything.. But honestly I detest marital/domestic violence.. But I pray I never marry a nagging woman. If it's God'swill that I marry one, then I will rather pray to be single for life..

ajas baba: wow she is just so sweet for my liking.


going to the airport to book a flight to iran

See BEAUTY..... Choi... Persian women fine o!. See her nose! Her eyes! Those eyes!!! Her lips tooo... We give up

Tajudeen40: officialy there will be no 4th list, but let me let you know that uniport do admit candidate two weeks before matric true or false? Where do you think those list came from.....from heaven, comon guy dont tell us what we know ......

Those names are from certificate programs... A very good friend of mine came in through that list, so also did my room mate

babyosisi: Rubbish!!
When a woman has to play ring around the roses to get her man to function,can't you see she has a big problem on her hands
Thank God some viable tadpoles dey for im sac sef and she has gotten pregnant twice if not this poor woman would have asked her God questions,why her

You see why I started the thread sometime ago asking how a Christian woman is supposed to know that the thing inside pot is oha soup and not play play soup with hibiscus flowers

Yes o!... All those "no sex till after marriage" ladies... The op is even lucky her husband has a huge "Long John Silver"...

dayokanu: Have you seen some engagement list before? How do you expect an average Nigeria guy of age 28-32 working a normal jo of like 2-3m per annum to get the below in addition to other wedding expenses and cost of living after the marriage

Consultation marriage list for the father (MBUP)
1. 10 bottles of three in one whisky
2. 10 carton of Explendido Brandy
3. 50 litres of native gin
4. 30 cartons of star beer
5. 10 bottles of Gordon Gin
6. 10 cartons of small stout
7. 6 carton of wine
8. 30 Jars of palm wine
9. 3 Heads of Tobacco
10. 3 line stones
11. 3 bunches of cola nuts
12. 1 bottle of grinding sniff
13. 1 roll of Benson and hedges cigarettes
14. 1 packet of matches
15. cash of N50,000.00 for breaking of cola

Full Proper Marriage List for the father
1. 5 pieces of hollandis Wax
2. 3 Chieftaincy shirt
3. 3 hat
4. 3 big towel
5. 5 pair of shoes and socks
6. 1 walking stick
7. 1 wrist watch
8. 1 dozen underwear
9. 1 she goat with N10,000 for cutting goats head
10. Matchet with cover and beet
11. 25 cartons of star beer
12. 15 cartons of champion beer
13. 10 cartons of brandy
14. 10 bottles of 3 in one whisky
15. 10 caron of wine (Don Morris)
16. 50 crates of minerals (Soft drinks)
17. 20 crates of Guinness malt
18. 4 heads of Tobacco
19. 1 bottle of grinding snuff
20. 4 line stones
21. 4 bunches of cola nuts
22. 1 smal basin and knife for the cola nuts
23. 25 Jars of palm win
24. 20 liters of native gin
25. 1 modern brief case with N1,500,000

For the mother � consultation (MBUP)
1. 6 bottles of campari
2. 40 crates of minerals (soft drinks)
3. 20 crates of Guinness Malts
4. 10 pieces of English wax
5. 10 blouses
6. 1 basin with cover full of crayfish
7. 10 Head tie
8. 20 bags of salt
9. basin with pepper

For the Mother � Full marriage (proper marriage)
1. 2 pieces of Dutch Wax and one lase
2. 3 assorted blouses
3. head tie (canopy)
4. 2 Paris of shoes
5. one wrist watch + 1 dozen of brassiers
6. 5 hand bag and 6 underwear
7. 10 big basin full of crayfish with cover
8. 10 big basin full of pepper with cover
9. 3 bags of salt
10. 1 umbrella
11. 1 suit �case with N500,000
12. 10 carton of Eva wine
13. 10 big bottles of Yago wine
14. 40 crates of Guinness malt
15. 40 crates of minerals (soft ddrinks)
16. 10 bag of rice
17. 50 tubers of yams

Nto Ete (family members)
1. 30 cartons of star beer
2. 10 bottles of St. Remy
3. 30 Jars of palm wine
4. 10 roll of besson and hedges cigarette
5. 10 packets of matches
6. Nka Ekong of N100,000

Youth
1. Football
2. 10 bottles of gin
3. 10 roll of St. Morris cigarette
4. 10 packet of matches
5. N20,000

Iban Nda Usung (Women Vanguard)
1. 10 bottles of wine
2. 10 crates of minerals (soft drink)
3. N15,000 in cash

Grand Father (Uncle)
1. 3 piece of wax loin cloth
2. 3 long sleaves shirt
3. 3 bottle of brandy
4. 1 wrist watch.

EDem Eka
1. 5 cartons of beer
2. 5 bottles of brandy
3. 5 Jars of palm wine
4. 5 pieces of English wax
5. 5 long sleaves shirts
6. 5 bags of salt

Wow!.... Akwa Ibom things... With lists like these, I rather be single and free of debt than be a married man that will be running from creditors.. All these list sef bride price no join o.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You just dey blow grammar. If it's medicinal no matter how gross, shouldn't it be used? There's the possibility its already included in those tubes we buy for pimples n acne. [/quote]@bolded... Nip/Tuck

I remember when a girl asked my friend not to waste his own that he should give it to her to rub on her face... I thought she wanted to use it for something else..

iLUMeN8: Sad news but Nigerian students abroad especially in Europe and Asia should learn to concentrate on what took them there which is their education. They should leave these oyinbo women and their parties alone because as far as they are concerned, it is already bad enough that you are in their country so taking their women will just push them over the edge. My advice, stay away from their women and postpone your social life till you get back cos when you do, there will be tonnes of heavily endowed Naija women that will be dying to make you their baby daddy.

True... I still don't understand what kind of fun people find in club though.. I pray I never do.

xykms101: Your Road 7 woji estate stil need to learn how to raise niggyz....your hood is wack bro.

not all parents want their child/ren to be raised like "niggyz"... His Parents were rich..

Stanley (m-lee) Rest in peace... Woji Estate guys still remember you.. He is a cool guy (when I do know him) loves playing game @ austino's cafe, later played snooker.. Before he went into music with his elder bro.. Road 7 has lost a son... R. I. P...

ClassyGlory: i support b/c in my deptm. The highest was 304 under 9 min .how is that possible bt i check again n the min. Was changed.

@bolded... Jesus Christ!. That person is a guru. 304 under 9 mins!. Wow... Would like to meet that person

otokx: This year will be different just remember you heard it here first.

Thanks for the notice... @ellyrichy... Guy u no dey try o. Shey u dey hide from me?.

Tajudeen40: pls guy dont be too quick in passing the outcome of your analyis withouth proper scrutuny, in econ dept they usually admit 75 to 80 cand on merit and this young guy stand a very tall order to match up first 40 cand why would you say he has no chance when we allready see him on merit list.

I too was surprised seeing people saying 40 names will come out in merit list... Last year it was 88 for sociology some dept admitted up to 90.

Danielfred: It is obvious that many our ladies are like floording waters. sometimes aspires very big and later become small. this i mean,they use all systems and effort to gain control who the lady want to marry.when she failed she retrief.this may cause her becoming single parent,lost her firtility.

We give up!

Last year, he was flown to the
United States for medical treatment in the heat of the Lagos Doctors’ strike.

While the masses suffered..

Nerosoft19: u last year merit was released in august

Yes you are right.. It was a wednesday..

[quote author=nadia_SA]I'm a Gynaeoid ..[/quote]Immediately I saw the drawing... You came to mind. Congrats

drink the pepper soup with palm wine... You will NEVER be the same