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Tanyogo:
After long time of searching and applying for jobs here on nairaland, I just got a Banking job through workforce outsource. Not too big, but one can start a life, get experience and advance in career. Tnx to the nairaland crew. Glory be to God.

bro, i thank God for you o.
any vacant for i.t. students?

na me suppose marry this milf. cougar

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

man, this might not be true..but wht you wrote here has happened to me.. i actually gave her my salary.. i was just saying 'no problem. no problem

ValerianSteel:
I don't have to make sense,at least not to you obviously cause your type is exactly what I spoke about

my type! my type! bro stop trying so hard to sound intelligent..

Lsofdk:
na the normal colour b dt

hmm

Lsofdk:

see as una dy derail OP thread

that shirt wey u wear, shebi na em normal colour be that, or na wash the thing wash so no offence

Monalisa185:
hehehehe, well, I wouldn't say that make up is ladies' oxygen, nah....let's just say it's our 'best friend'...doesn't mean we can't do without it...at least you can do without your bestie, can't you?

so I can go days without make up, that way, even with my long face, it won't finish quick

of course, you can go days without it, when you are indoor. not going out..

Monalisa185:
hehehe, if I no come dey do make up nko?

you no fit.. girls no fit live without make up.. na ladies' oxygen

ValerianSteel:
Actually the gay guy was matured in the chat.Since the guy knows the dude is gay and he was bold to admit he had a crush on him and definitely he is gay.The straight guy is an idiot for being this childish,insensitive and stu-pid by revealing their messages online.Just simply shove him off with you're not gay and not interested.

These is what women go through in the hands on men on daily basis but because it's another guy he feels threatened.I've come to realize that homophobia in most Nigerian males stems out of fear of being at bottom of the food chain,they are used to being the predator hunting for every available woman,now they see they can become the prey to other men,their hypocrisy just heightens their fear.

you didn't make sense, at all.. i swear

Monalisa185:
hehehehe... no mind the face...I go soon cut am

abeg do o.. ur make up go dey finish fast.

Jadekitana:
But the last comment from you before the "k" was "chai" who says chai to a lady? That's bush abeg.

ajebo... is a lady not a human?

EggovinMma:


I don't know why people just love to feel pained. If babe dey use 'k' answer you, it's easy, get the fuccck outta her life.SHE NO SEND YOU! PERIOD. jeesus!

nne eh... the best to do na to stop dey chat with her. even, delete am sef.. some girls who stopped replying my chats, i didn't ask them why at all. i just stopped 'disturbing' them,.,

Monalisa185:
you can't even afford a brand new condom?

this ur face long o

God na when you go pick my call nah?

Godswillnwaoma:
abeg shift one side make I see better people.

better pikin. look at ur dp too....

Godswillnwaoma:
what is wrong with that attire?

use your tongue and count your teeth..

Godswillnwaoma:
I.m the guy on red cap. I love my height bro

just negodu what you were wearing??

i no fit bet pass 100naira...

theoptimist298:
That book is even small. Read "the eye witness account of operation redwings and the lost heroes of seal team 10". I bet u wil cry. That's the book the movie Lone survivor is based on. The details are far more bloodier than American Sniper even tho American Sniper is also a very good read

the lone survivor is a very nice... true life story.. those guys fought like gods

espn:
werey am not an hausa man..idio.t ur miserable igbo race r mad..ur accent is pathetic..always sounds like u r fighting.

you are already fighting
yoruba goat

espn:
and buhari was laughing at d thick and disgusting igbo accent.. oiyelll mourney..

you cant compare igbo accent to hause accent.
you must be mad. hausa accent, the most disgusting and irritating in nigeria

his accent.
buhari was like 'my kwriend prom the easti, i lohve you veri veri much'

teeowl:
your mother is a prostitute.

every female in your family is a prostitute.
bastard

teeowl:
NOTE: the killer's name is Chinonso.

son of a prostitute..

Anaskie:
U can now see the number of topics dat has made frontpage while u were away.
If you scroll up, u may see something lyk Nairaland Forum(7), for instance. The 7 shows dat 7 new topics have just been added on the frontpage.

ya, thanx. i saw nairaland forum 59.

Anaskie:
Sorry for taking up the space sir. I don't even think before I type.

All thanks to dis new feature introduced by Seun.

Space booking has now been officially legalised.

what new features bro? pls enlighten me

2kris:
it shall come to pass bros,even in my school we pay money for test(₦20)if u no pay carry over,u cam imagin

it's a pity

2kris:
Congratulations to mikel and me.......lol i graduated yestaday.i thank God of all his goodness and mercies.but school no easy ohhh.team fce pankshin plateau state

guy, congratz. i pray God almighty bless you with job.
and school no easy oh! me i dey roast here. buying new text book and workbook every semester. and none is below N1500.

(x)b(/x)

chimerase2:
See lem tell u the best advice in this forum I knw no body has given u this kinda advice but hey wat are friends for if I hv somefin and ma friend online needs it who amu I to hide it frm dem so ma dear amu not dat kinda stingy nigga so leme tell u wat to do and chicks will start flowing left right centre and back
Just buy otapiapia e cheap baje baje
Take it and see wat will happen
Dnt forget to tank me leta ok

this amu guy. i don catch you again.