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Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Date, They Have Bad Breath? by ndeepurity(m): 5:29pm On Mar 11, 2013
2legit2qwt: I once went on a couple of dates with a girl and i called it quit the third time. The smell was so bad that i couldn't get to that romantic level of kissing on all the dates. It was like she takes dump from her mouth

On the flip side, she was a good girl (so i heard) and one of the prettiest I've ever dated but call me shallow or whatever, I couldn't stand being around her even within a 5ft radius.

She was so confident in herself and i didn't wanna ruin her confidence, I just couldn't find ways to tell her.

What are ways to let someone know they have a mouth/body odor without offending them or hurting their feelings?
buy her a big bottle of listerine, a family size tube of sensodyne, a packet of orbit chewing gum n a note saying "today is mouth wash day" but use regularly.
Politics / Re: Photo Of President Jonathan In Borno With A Sword by ndeepurity(m): 7:16pm On Mar 07, 2013
aminho: President Jonathan arriving maiduguri airport
whom jah bless, no man can curse! Haters make us famous.
Celebrities / Re: 2face & Annie Release Pre-wedding Photos by ndeepurity(m): 9:29am On Mar 07, 2013
Obiora4life: Nice pics, but why is the white wedding in Dubai?

Anyway, it's their wedding, what's my business? I can only wish the HML.
. To prevent his other baby mamas from crashing his wedding.
Religion / Re: Gay Church Resume Operations In Lagos by ndeepurity(m): 9:21am On Mar 07, 2013
adewale2011: Less than five years after Nigeria-only gay church, House of Rainbow, was attacked by some Lagos residents and consequently closed down in Nigeria, the church has returned to the country with three secret groups in the African most populous nation.

Nigerian Gay Church Resume Operations In Lagos

2 March, 2013

Less than five years after Nigeria-only gay church, House of Rainbow, was attacked by some Lagos residents and consequently closed down in Nigeria, the church has returned to the country with three secret groups in the African most populous nation.

With this development, Nigeria appears to lead other countries where the church currently operates.

Founded by Nigerian-born gay, Rev. Rowland Jide Macaulay, House of Rainbow, which came to Nigeria in 2006, is “an inclusive and affirming religious community open and welcome to all people including sexual minorities and marginalised people, a monthly gathering of ‘people of faith’ for ‘prayer and praise’, which focuses on the person’s journey towards reconciliation of sexuality and spirituality.”

Macaulay, a trained lawyer and son of a reverend who owns a massive church in Lagos, is leading the comeback even though he remains in self-imposed exile in London, where sources said he currently enjoys lots of financial sponsorship for the movement.

Unlike in the pre-2008 when the church openly operated at Jakande Estate, Isolo, and Berger in Lagos, Macaulay, who is the backbone of the movement, is not secretive of the meeting places and time of the church in Nigeria, but has instituted a very stringent process to screen prospective members of coming to join the church.

It was learnt that aside Nigeria, the church has two groups each in Ghana and United Kingdom (UK).

“We now have new groups in Malawi and Ghana. There are currently three groups in Nigeria, two each in Ghana and the UK and one each in Malawi, Lesotho and Burundi. All these groups are managed by volunteers,who are appointed through a rigorous ‘Local Leader Application’ process.

“We currently have 12 appointed Local Leaders in 6 countries. Currently we have over 25 outstanding applications for local leaders including, but not limited to the following locations: France, Netherlands, Cote d’Ivoire. This has continued to strengthen the interest and work of House Of Rainbow particularly in Africa,” Macaulay

http://www.africanewspost.com/2013/03/nigerian-gay-church-resume-operations.html



you keep saying "we have" "we have", are u a member of dis group?
Romance / Re: Before Calling Your Girlfriend A Slut, Read! by ndeepurity(m): 9:15am On Mar 07, 2013
Richfella: Most of us guys are quick to judge women: "That Ngozi babe is loose, 3 boyfriends in 1 year!". "I still can't believe it, my girlfriend just told me she's slept with 8 guys. Geezuus! She is not wife-material!"

But have we ever stopped to look at the world through their own eyes? The Indians used to say, don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his moccasins (Lol, some funny dude added; so that you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes grin).


The average looking girl, in her prime, gets offered sex a million times more than the richest, sexiest dudes ever would. Most good looking girls get chyked and offered sex massively, every single day. It could be very subtle, like when the guy offers to give you a lift in his car, compliments her on her new hair. Or blatant, like when he comes all out and makes his intentions known.

At just 5 chykers a day, that translates to frightening figures like 365 X 5 = 1,825! times in just ONE year. And then, there's the next year, and the next year and the next year...


Lord knows that if girls chyke me like that on a daily basis, that I will become useless, won't ever go to work again grin. And Rough Rider, Durex and Gold Circle will all give me a combined Platinum VIP Card grin.

And to add petrol to fire, these marrafokers come bearing gifts. Bribes. Tempting, hard-to-resist, mouth-watering bribes. Money, phones, clothes, travel, jewellery and comfort - in all it's devilishly disarming forms.



Sincerely, I am yet to meet any guy that can withstand the onslaught of temptation, the barrage of inducement that our girls have to deal with EVERY SINGLE DAY. Yet we feel we are on a moral high-ground and have the right to judge them.

Truth be told, If most of us stood to gain even the smallest of material benefits from having sex, we would all line the streets at night in body-hugging micro clothing!


Our society encourages women to dress sexy & feel sexy but at the same time strongly disapproves of them expressing it to the full. It's really unfair the societal pressure we mount on them to conform to our 'ideal' and repress their most natural desires. Our fellow human beings who possess the same powerful drives that we do.

Is it not the height of hypocrisy. You sleeping with any available living thing that moves. And then turning around to judge women for being picky, showing discipline and resisting temptation.

Maybe she once had a one-night stand, so what? Maybe she once slept with someone for money, so what? Maybe she had 10 boyfriends, e he??

If you look at it closely, we guys are actually the real sluts. The hypocritical sluts. The Sadducees and Pharisees grin tongue.

Now, if you were a girl, from the bottom of your heart, do you think you could ever be half as good? tongue
. You too much. All u said it's da real fact.
Fashion / Re: Yvonne Nelson Or Nadia Buhari: Who Looks Better In A Bikini? by ndeepurity(m): 8:49am On Mar 07, 2013
ajetunblog: Ghollywood actresses Yvonne Nelson and Nadia Buhari both looking hot in a bikini.

Tell me who you think rocked the bikini best..Probably have to go with Nadia.

Guys

 Nadia Buhari or Yvonne Nelson ?

Source : http://ajetun..co.uk/2013/03/photos-who-looks-better-in-bikiniyvonne.html
. Both are too skinny for muahness. Dey ain't got da african woman endowments.
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Van Vicker & Family by ndeepurity(m): 8:12pm On Feb 28, 2013
fellis: His wife is not fine....did he not see any fine girl to marry before he married her?
. My people don't measure beauty by physical attributes. Agwa bu nma nwanyi. To me her complexion is wow. It compliments his own
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Ex-militants Riot in Bayelsa by ndeepurity(m): 8:01pm On Feb 28, 2013
Why loot shops in der own state n not da federal capital. Low mentality @ work.
Family / Re: Celebrating Birthdays For February 29th Born Family Member? by ndeepurity(m): 5:32pm On Feb 28, 2013
Mine is today o!, can't imagine wat it would have felt like if it has been on 29th. Dancing azonto now

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Romance / Re: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by ndeepurity(m): 4:55pm On Feb 26, 2013
IamAthens: How Did You Woo Your First Love. Guys Lets Hear Your Memorized Lines.
for me da reverse was da case, she wooed, screwed me and left me. Was a sweet experience
Politics / Re: Pregnant Woman Suffers Miscarriage In KAI Detention by ndeepurity(m): 3:45pm On Feb 26, 2013
pretty_boi:
How is lagos state failing sir? Nigerians are grossly undisciplined & should be made to face the law when they beat or break it.
. Na u get ur nonsense mouth, I pray ur wife pass through wat dat young woman passed through. Then u can give da govt. Officials a pat on da back n take ur sorry ass wife home. Or better still ur undisciplined wife. gay.

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