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Please how do i unlock a US used at&t iphone 5s? The phone is not locked but the network. |
englishmart:More like indiana jones and the temple of doom |
jossi994: @ Teespice, i think it's a yes. For those of us who are christians if our God can be jealous towards us who are we humans not to feel the same emotion towards those we love?yes my brother you are so on point. The book of Nahum 1vs 2 confirms that. if GOD can be jealous, then a constructive jealousy is needed to continually spice up the feelings we have towards our special one. |
QMark: Mother: Who stole the meat from the pot?Mama should check herself very well if she didn't eat it without knowing |
Thank God i'm among the 5% that wasn't confused at all. |
IfyAngela: The first pic looks weirdlike say the guy dey wash plate ba? |
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGHwow! i love the mirror, but i think i like the image displayed on the mirror more. Happy birthday pumpkin |
That's all i got to say.
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RIP odogwu! You are truly the arch angel Michael. |
![]() Danhumprey: *yawns*........ 250?? It took me a whole 4hrs to go through that list.That was cuz ur phone was performing simple harmonic motion. Throw it away n get a smart phone. |
kallysky3: what of me browsing freely 24/7 with no subscription?u be smart thief ni. |
joseph1832: OP it takes a smart person like Anthony Anenih to rig elections continuously without being caught. It takes a smart person like Maina to steal police pensions and also get away with it. It takes smart boys to dupe foreigners of enormous amount and getting away scud free. It makes a smart man to lie continuously in church and deceive people into giving them their hard earn money. It takes a smart man to deceive a girl by telling her he wants to marry her but in reality he just wants to sleep with her, the list is endless....yes, u've listed dem all perfectly as smart people. But my person, da end justifies da means. God has not fallen asleep yet. |
Gosh! So am smart without even knowing dat I am. Thanks OP. Just have to work harder 4 one of da above, and I'll be at da zenith of smartness. |
nifemi25: Atleast this will keep those corper guys eye away from my wife.I bet ur wife can keep her eyes from lusting after dem. I advice u get her an iron panties to prevent her cli.t tempting her to taste better banana dan urs. |
Kzinne: mr op the interviewer may have asked him his opinion about the girl. he clearly did not do it unconsciously. wheres the video anyways? dirty mindI believe dat was exactly wat happpened der. He has seen a lot of those in England to be distracted by dat one dat has no ears (ukwu were nti). Dat one ain't got comparison with wat our girls have back home here. |
How much is this David icke paying FKK for all this publicity? |
druid06: Back in the day when I was still a teenager the only thing on my mind was food, chasing girls and football same with the teenagers back then. I had problems with bullies and abusive teachers at school and I never one day thought of blowing up my school. In this new age, there're lot of demented teenagers/children out there. Is the world going more crazy everyday? Everyday you hear in the media crimes perpetrated by these children. If it's not a teenage kid bludgeoning his baby sister to death because he thinks the parents loved her more, it's a teenager in a terrorist plot or one trying to make a bomb to blow his school or teenagers who abuses drugs and alcohol. What happened to their innocence? What happened to kids being fun and happy? We need to do something, the world is going down South into the hills of destruction. Parents needs to be more active and monitor and keep 24/7 surveillance of their children activities. What they watch on T.V should be cencored, who they hang out with should be scruitinized as one bad egg might spoil the others. I'm very sad for the degrading fall of our society and the world we live in today.my contribution to ur long questions is that, there are more test tube (artificial babies) in the states now, no matter how human they may look like, they can't be complete human. They'll always think and act like china made products. |
Finally da boss has spoken. Are u da one at da top? |
tellwisdom: Reason why i hate Nigerian gurls....They just pose for photograph like slowpoke......Spitsare u a product of a slowpoke? #voice of da imp# all dwarfs are bastards to their fathers. |
U guys are missing da fun in dis, my gal n I kind of compete with it, who does it louder, longer n which one smells worst. It feels so good wen I win her in da game. Try it n u'll enjoy da closeness it gets u guys. |
@ op, u need divine intervention.#in george of da jungle voice, are u from a jungle?# I'm a nice guy and I've gotten laid on countless times cos of my mr nice guy features. At least some of da women were honest 2 tell me I got it cos of my being a nice guy. I'm brave, bold n nice to ladies and it always ends well. U dig? |
17. Men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep. This is because the combination of blood circulation and testerone production can cause erections during sleep and are a necessary part of REM sleep. This is because a whole lot of dem watch too many live mojo for ladies dat go about in skimpy clothings. |
Why cry over spilled milk wen u s.tupidily spilled it. Why not flash da cash, she falls, u drill ur oil once or twice, and give her serious red card before attaching emotions. |
If u watch my back n I watch urs, den u can call me homeboy |
No come back, all da people 4 9ja don die, stay more 13 years by den BK boys o don graduate. Aji amu
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Light kissing is ok for me, anything oda dan dat, I'll bind n cast. |
I got ninety nine problems, but a chic ain't one of dem. |
mmmustapha:change ur profile id. It's seriously affecting ur china made memory. It was der choice 4 da mass something n not urs. |
*in john carter's voice* seriously, who da heck is tonto Dikeh, is she from mars? |
Be optimistic n believe in urself, impossible is nothing when God is involved. Medical doctors no get two heads. Dey are human beings just like u and I. Good luck bruh! |



