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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by ndeepurity(m): 8:03pm On Jun 23, 2015
Please how do i unlock a US used at&t iphone 5s? The phone is not locked but the network.
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Funny Reaction To The Food In DUBAI (photos) by ndeepurity(m): 11:51am On Oct 09, 2014
englishmart:
You see that kind confirm food, you dey complain.

I remember when I visited china. These were the foods I was served.. I no fit eat am sha, but I snap am
More like indiana jones and the temple of doom
Romance / Re: Is Jealousy Part Of Love? by ndeepurity(m): 12:57pm On Sep 24, 2014
jossi994: @ Teespice, i think it's a yes. For those of us who are christians if our God can be jealous towards us who are we humans not to feel the same emotion towards those we love?
yes my brother you are so on point. The book of Nahum 1vs 2 confirms that. if GOD can be jealous, then a constructive jealousy is needed to continually spice up the feelings we have towards our special one.
Sports / Re: Ikechukwu Uche Rubbishes Keshi Claim by ndeepurity(m): 9:53am On Sep 05, 2014
QMark: Mother: Who stole the meat from the pot?
1st Child: It's not me o
2nd Child: It's not me o
Mother: Then who? I don't have a 3rd child.
Mama should check herself very well if she didn't eat it without knowing
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: This Will Get You Confused For Some Seconds by ndeepurity(m): 9:44am On Sep 02, 2014
Thank God i'm among the 5% that wasn't confused at all.
Romance / Re: Photos: This Guy Proposed To His Girl In Shoprite, Ikeja Lagos by ndeepurity(m): 3:55pm On Sep 01, 2014
IfyAngela: The first pic looks weird
like say the guy dey wash plate ba?
Romance / Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by ndeepurity(m): 9:34am On Sep 01, 2014
dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAYsmileywink

wow! i love the mirror, but i think i like the image displayed on the mirror more. Happy birthday pumpkin
Education / Re: I'm In Final Year Yet I've Completely Lost Focus. by ndeepurity(m): 8:43am On Aug 29, 2014
That's all i got to say.

Politics / Re: Michael Anthony Who Saved A Baby From Fire, Dies by ndeepurity(m): 8:06am On Sep 24, 2013
RIP odogwu! You are truly the arch angel Michael.
Romance / Re: 250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones by ndeepurity(m): 10:08pm On Jul 24, 2013
tongue
Danhumprey: *yawns*........ 250?? It took me a whole 4hrs to go through that list.
That was cuz ur phone was performing simple harmonic motion. Throw it away n get a smart phone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Signs You Are Not As Smart As You Think. by ndeepurity(m): 8:10am On Jul 11, 2013
kallysky3: what of me browsing freely 24/7 with no subscription?
u be smart thief ni.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Signs You Are Not As Smart As You Think. by ndeepurity(m): 8:02am On Jul 11, 2013
joseph1832:
OP it takes a smart person like Anthony Anenih to rig elections continuously without being caught. It takes a smart person like Maina to steal police pensions and also get away with it. It takes smart boys to dupe foreigners of enormous amount and getting away scud free. It makes a smart man to lie continuously in church and deceive people into giving them their hard earn money. It takes a smart man to deceive a girl by telling her he wants to marry her but in reality he just wants to sleep with her, the list is endless....
yes, u've listed dem all perfectly as smart people. But my person, da end justifies da means. God has not fallen asleep yet.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Signs You Are Not As Smart As You Think. by ndeepurity(m): 7:52am On Jul 11, 2013
Gosh! So am smart without even knowing dat I am. Thanks OP. Just have to work harder 4 one of da above, and I'll be at da zenith of smartness.
NYSC / Re: JNI Wants Separate Camp For Male And Female Corpers by ndeepurity(m): 11:41pm On Jul 04, 2013
nifemi25: Atleast this will keep those corper guys eye away from my wife.
I bet ur wife can keep her eyes from lusting after dem. I advice u get her an iron panties to prevent her cli.t tempting her to taste better banana dan urs.
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Eyes Bikini Girl In Brazil While Being Interviwed by ndeepurity(m): 9:18pm On Jul 04, 2013
Kzinne: mr op the interviewer may have asked him his opinion about the girl. he clearly did not do it unconsciously. wheres the video anyways? dirty mind
I believe dat was exactly wat happpened der. He has seen a lot of those in England to be distracted by dat one dat has no ears (ukwu were nti). Dat one ain't got comparison with wat our girls have back home here.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode: The Woolwich Killing And The Illuminati by ndeepurity(m): 8:00pm On May 26, 2013
How much is this David icke paying FKK for all this publicity?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Oregon Teenager Attempts To Bomb High School by ndeepurity(m): 4:58pm On May 26, 2013
druid06: Back in the day when I was still a teenager the only thing on my mind was food, chasing girls and football same with the teenagers back then. I had problems with bullies and abusive teachers at school and I never one day thought of blowing up my school. In this new age, there're lot of demented teenagers/children out there. Is the world going more crazy everyday? Everyday you hear in the media crimes perpetrated by these children. If it's not a teenage kid bludgeoning his baby sister to death because he thinks the parents loved her more, it's a teenager in a terrorist plot or one trying to make a bomb to blow his school or teenagers who abuses drugs and alcohol. What happened to their innocence? What happened to kids being fun and happy? We need to do something, the world is going down South into the hills of destruction. Parents needs to be more active and monitor and keep 24/7 surveillance of their children activities. What they watch on T.V should be cencored, who they hang out with should be scruitinized as one bad egg might spoil the others. I'm very sad for the degrading fall of our society and the world we live in today.
my contribution to ur long questions is that, there are more test tube (artificial babies) in the states now, no matter how human they may look like, they can't be complete human. They'll always think and act like china made products.
Nairaland / General / Re: "If It Is A Crime To Save Lives, Then We Are Guilty!" - Seun Osewa by ndeepurity(m): 1:13pm On May 09, 2013
Finally da boss has spoken. Are u da one at da top?
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike In Abuja High Court For Her Divorce (photos) by ndeepurity(m): 1:37pm On May 05, 2013
tellwisdom: Reason why i hate Nigerian gurls....They just pose for photograph like slowpoke......Spits angry
are u a product of a slowpoke? #voice of da imp# all dwarfs are bastards to their fathers.
Romance / Re: Farting In Front Of Your Partner. by ndeepurity(m): 9:08pm On May 01, 2013
U guys are missing da fun in dis, my gal n I kind of compete with it, who does it louder, longer n which one smells worst. It feels so good wen I win her in da game. Try it n u'll enjoy da closeness it gets u guys.
Romance / Re: Why Women Dislike Nice Guys by ndeepurity(m): 8:59pm On Apr 08, 2013
@ op, u need divine intervention.#in george of da jungle voice, are u from a jungle?# I'm a nice guy and I've gotten laid on countless times cos of my mr nice guy features. At least some of da women were honest 2 tell me I got it cos of my being a nice guy. I'm brave, bold n nice to ladies and it always ends well. U dig?
Health / Re: 40 Amazing Facts About The Human Body by ndeepurity(m): 7:43pm On Apr 08, 2013
17. Men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep. This is because the combination of blood circulation and testerone production can cause erections during sleep and are a necessary part of REM sleep.


This is because a whole lot of dem watch too many live mojo for ladies dat go about in skimpy clothings.
Romance / Re: "I Only Stuck With Him Because Of His Money" by ndeepurity(m): 2:43pm On Apr 07, 2013
Why cry over spilled milk wen u s.tupidily spilled it. Why not flash da cash, she falls, u drill ur oil once or twice, and give her serious red card before attaching emotions.
Romance / Re: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by ndeepurity(m): 7:08pm On Apr 04, 2013
If u watch my back n I watch urs, den u can call me homeboy
Politics / Re: Should I Return To Nigeria? by ndeepurity(m): 6:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
No come back, all da people 4 9ja don die, stay more 13 years by den BK boys o don graduate. Aji amu

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Romance / Re: Intimacy On The First Date: Do You Support It? by ndeepurity(m): 6:20pm On Apr 04, 2013
Light kissing is ok for me, anything oda dan dat, I'll bind n cast.

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Romance / Re: 15 Tips On Talking To Women And Attracting Them by ndeepurity(m): 1:15pm On Apr 04, 2013
I got ninety nine problems, but a chic ain't one of dem.
Politics / Re: 25 Soldiers Wed In Army Barrack by ndeepurity(m): 7:06am On Apr 02, 2013
mmmustapha: grin grin grin mass wedding=mass divorce
change ur profile id. It's seriously affecting ur china made memory. It was der choice 4 da mass something n not urs.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Performing At AY Live Show (Picture) by ndeepurity(m): 6:32am On Apr 01, 2013
*in john carter's voice* seriously, who da heck is tonto Dikeh, is she from mars?
Romance / Re: Why Female Medical Doctors Too Dey Form For Guys by ndeepurity(m): 12:44am On Mar 31, 2013
Be optimistic n believe in urself, impossible is nothing when God is involved. Medical doctors no get two heads. Dey are human beings just like u and I. Good luck bruh!

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