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Popowaa: LIKERS ASSOCIATION pls keep on liking dont stop cos i ve a surprise for all of you.

Caracta: *faints*

otex_baba: The two love birds who have been dating for almost 3 years now have decided to seal the relationship.

Their introduction comes up next Sunday March 31 at Sandra’s family home in Onitsha. This development will definitely not come as a surprise to most of their friends. This is because their romance has grown stronger by the day that Sandra has been a live-in-lover of the Chelsea midfielder in his UK home.

They met about three years ago during one of Mikel’s visit to Nigeria and they’ve been together ever since.

read more here - http:///2013/03/25/mikel-obi-set-to-wed-delta-soap-beauty-queen-sandra-okagbue/

otex_baba: The two love birds who have been dating for almost 3 years now have decided to seal the relationship.

Their introduction comes up next Sunday March 31 at Sandra’s family home in Onitsha. This development will definitely not come as a surprise to most of their friends. This is because their romance has grown stronger by the day that Sandra has been a live-in-lover of the Chelsea midfielder in his UK home.

They met about three years ago during one of Mikel’s visit to Nigeria and they’ve been together ever since.

read more here - http:///2013/03/25/mikel-obi-set-to-wed-delta-soap-beauty-queen-sandra-okagbue/

bluebarz: The online application for DSSC and SSC will commence on Monday March 25th 2013.

Applicants are to obtain application forms from

a. All applications are to be made online. Application Fee is N2,500.00.

b. To apply:

(1) Obtain a PIN Code from any branch of Ecobank nationwide upon the payment of N2,500.00 Application Fee to the designated cashier with effect from the announced date.

(2) Logon to www.nigerianarmyms.org

(3) Select Direct Short Service Commission.

(4) Enter basic details as requested alongside the PIN Code.

(5) Login to begin filling the forms and upload documents and passport.

c. Print Out. Applicants are to complete the form online and upload all required documents stated in the general instructions. Applicants must print out their online generated photo-card on completion of their application.

Successful applicants are required to present their printed photo-cards to the selection board during interview.

CLOSING DATE

All applications must be submitted not later than the stipulated date LATEST NEWS [VIEW ALL]

The online application for DSSC and SSC will commence on Monday March 25th 2013.

nellaluv: That's ellen degenerous style of dressing without d hat ofcourse, sweet rita plz come out of the closet and tell the truth. #LezBfriendstinz i tell ya.
Wouldn't mind being ur friend if u knw what i mean

o'boy:
Can you see what the noble price winning grey hair-ed professor caused?
But why do West-side take cultism too serious than Everybody else?

ebamma: Money ritual things on my mind

me_for_you: Before u all go about praising nff, just know that nff are pure and applied thieves and liars. U booked a flight that will ferry them straight to calabar, yet u booked national stadium lagos for them to train. Just saying #illogical

tellwisdom: Annie, both you and your husband need medical treatment...Where i come from, we no dey waste money like that

obadiah777: A CURSE ?

okpara ugo: Akwa Ibom and witchcraft sef. Now i know why ibos are afraid of mingling with this people.

Do the best way he could help his winch children is by starving them to death. Illiteracy nah disease.

Akpa ife: Bt pls make una no vex how d sperm go make them pregnant I wat 2 no

udatso: Emir of Anka in Zamfara State, Alhaji Attahiru Ahmad, has asked President Goodluck Jonathan not to grant amnesty to members of the Islamist sect, Boko Haram.

Sultan of Sokoto, Sa’ad Abubakar lll, had at a meeting of the Jama’atu Nasril Islam in Kaduna, last week, urged the President to grant members of the sect amnesty.

However, the Emir of Anka at a workshop on peace building and conflict management for sustainable development, organised by the National Emergency Management Agency on Wednesday in Kaduna, said “amnesty is for people you can identify”.

He added, “Where were our leaders when members of Boko Haram were going to receive trainings outside the country. Let us check ourselves, if there must be justice, we must go back to the basics.”

He also blamed the current security challenges on the elite and politicians.

Ahmad said, “From experience, I have come to realise that whenever you have crisis and a proper investigation is carried out, you always find the involvement of these two classes. Within my domain, a sad experience occurred sometimes ago when an Igbo man, who owned a shop, was attacked and his shop burnt because his son was said to have torn a copy of the Quran. But upon investigation, I found out that a native of Anka, who was also in the same business with the Igbo man, deliberately roped-in the Igbo family.

“He took a piece of paper with an Islamic inscription on it and tore it into pieces in front of the Igbo man’s shop and then raised the alarm calling on all Muslims faithful to come and see a copy of the Quran torn into pieces by the son of the Igbo trader. The crowd grew angry and set the house and the shop of the Igbo man ablaze immediately. You can see that this native of Anka did this malicious act purely for personal interest and not religion. And that is how it is with the elite and the politicians”.

He added, “As a traditional ruler, who lives with the people, I have come to a conclusion that if the common man is left alone, there is going to be peace in the land. But any place you find crisis, just look around, you must find the involvement of these two classes – the elite and the politicians.”

U are truly a man in the mist of men. May peace never depart from ur reign, and may u live long to witness of dis evil men, da elites n politicians.
http://www.punchng.com/news/emir-opposes-amnesty-for-boko-haram-members/

nikkypearl: My sister came back from school yesterday and told me how one of the best student in her class came to meet her after the school hour and said'Aunty I am in love with you'I was short of words coz dat made me flash back to my service year in 2008 @Local Government school,Ohiana in okene,Kogi state.I was a class teacher in J.s.s 3A,and @ d same time I taught dem Introtech and Intergrated science.Stephen was an active member of my class,nd a very intelligent student too,but I did notice dat anytym am in the class,he kept looking @me 4rm head to toe!der was a tym he came to me,told me,'aunty you are so beautiful,I smiled nd sed thank u.I jus noticed dat he stopped coming 2school,I had 2collect his home address 4rm 1 of the student 2make sure all was well with him.when I finish my Youth service!!like seriously,I was dumbfounded!I felt like giving him a heavenly slap!I cudnt talk 2any1 coz I was ashamed of my self!I told my room mate,she said,'na overfine dey worry you'!since den I started wearing oversize gown to school!d buy did not do his junior waec den,and anytym I remember dis,I feel so sad!!pls what do you think my sister should do about this?coz children of nowadays are something else o!

izsmike: i came across a frd in January this year who gave me the phone number of my ex girlfriend, i called her(my ex) and we talked liked nothing eva broke us up, she asked where i was, i told her den she said she was going 2 be at Ibadan on the 9th of march and then we planned on getting 2 meet again, march came and our conversation on phone now concentrate mainly on her coming. she said things like she doesn't think coming would be a good idea since she is going 2 spend the 9th and according 2 her she likes sleeping naked. i encouraged her so that i can at least still get 2 meet her after 4yrs of blacking out of each other, she agreed buh before coming she told me dat she is still a virgin and dat she has a bf dat she loves very well, me too i told her abt my gf i loved vry well too, i even send a pic of my current girlfrd to her. so finally march 9th came and she was at Ibadan like she said, so after doing wat she came to do at Ibadan, she traveled to me in akure(whr i sch). the sight of her brought back 2 life so many memories, i hugged her for close 2 30mins in the park then we moved straight to my hostel, we talked of past experience then 9th fell, she took her bath and came out of the bathroom naked with the mind set that she was going 2 sleep like that. me too without bathing(most guys nor dey bath for 9th na) i lay close 2 her and b4 i could say jack Robinson i was kissing her, she didn't stop me, despite the fact dat she has a bf, i hugged her unclothedness then gently try 2 move my hands 2 her bare breast and found out that the breast was still in its S.I unit(vry standard) i caress the breast gently as i sucked out all most all her saliva 4rm her mouth, at dis point i knew something was going 2 happen, den i remembered she told me on fone dat she is still a virgin and den i was like if she is really a virgin she wont let me kiss her so deep, so i gave her lips little space and move 2 her standard bobby and sucked it like a starved baby, she moans loudly and i moved my left hands down her very flat belly and i felt she was still on panties and once again i thought if she is really a virgin she will stop me at dis point , i pulled down the pant and the only sound i heard from her was in continuation of her moaning, i took away my trousers and brought out the very wonderful large gift i inherited from my dad. i tried penetrating her with my inheritance and i was convince of her virginity, yet she didn't still stop me, i continued the penetration very slowly and her moaning turns 2 crying out loud, anyway the cries encouraged me and that was how i dis-virgin-ed my ex last weekend, she left the next day and traveled back to delta state. now the only question she is asking me is " Michael are u sure u ve a gf". PLS NAIRALANDERS DID I DO WRONG?

doyexy: U coment on every thread on nairaland!! Na wa o! Since u colected 9500 durin nysc am sure u must av served a long time ago,..I hope you are working?? Cos ur constant coments needs review or u should be crowned Mr nairaland

ilelabola: The Dangers of Chewing Gum~

Originally, chewing gum was made from tree sap but today's commercial brands are loaded with harmful ingredients and chemicals.

The modern day chewing gums are made of four major ingredients including synthetic rubber, plastic, sugar, and coloring (dye). Modern day gums are produced from synthetic polymers such as styrene-butadie ­ne rubbers and polyvinyl acetate. The final product is composed of 60% sugar, 20% corn syrup, and only 20% actual gum material.

People do not typically swallow gum, so they pay very little attention to the ingredients. The assumption is that if it is not swallowed, then it is not a concern.

However, the ingredients in gum travel into the bloodstream faster and in higher concentrations than food ingredients, because they absorb straight through the walls of the mouth, and they do not undergo the normal filtration process of digestion.

Gum is typically the most toxic product in supermarkets that is intended for consumption, and it is likely to kill any pet that eats it. Commercial gum products contain roughly the same list of toxic ingredients, with differing labeling, which is virtually always designed to be deceptive.

Common Ingredients of Gum:
• Sorbitol
• Gum Base
• Maltitol
• Mannitol
• Xylitol
• Artificial and 'Natural' Flavoring
• Acacia
• Acesulfame Potassium
• Aspartame
• BHT
• Calcium Casein Peptone-calcium ­Phosphate
• Candelilla Wax
• Sodium Stearate
• Titanium Dioxide (so cancerous that external skin contact is enough)

In essence, Chewing gum is regarded as a harmless cultural tradition but chewing gum itself contains many ingredients that may be hazardous to our health.

http://dherbs.com/articles/dangers-of-chewing-gum-244.html

Caracta: ^^^
Scarce ke? Wetin do all the guys on earth? Where did they go? Hehehehe. Fifteen men can be after just one woman. Una no scarce jor

Stallion77: The two exchanged words over the handling of the murder of the Edo Governor’s aide.

Talatu

The National Council of State meeting which held at the Presidential Villa on Tuesday witnessed a hot argument between an enraged governor and a minister.

The Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomole; and the Attorney General of the Federation, Bello Adoke engaged in an argument over the handling of the murder of Mr. Oshiomole’s former’s aide, Olaitan Oyerinde.

The drama, which occurred at the Council Chambers hall of the Presidential Villa, saw the duo on the verge of a fight until the Chief of Staff, Mike Oghiadome; Delta State Governor, Emmanuel Uduaghan; and other governors stepped in to save the day.

The altercation started when, during pre-meeting interactions, Mr. Adoke left his seat and moved over to Mr. Oshiomole. A hot exchange of words over the handling of Oyerinde’s death subsequently ensued.

The Council of State meeting, which was attended by former Heads of State, Yakubu Gowon, Ernest Shonekan and Shehu Shagari; Senate President, David Mark; Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Waziri Tambuwal; governors; ministers; and senior government officials was chaired by President Goodluck Jonathan.

Speaking with journalists after the meeting on the reason for his outburst, Mr. Oshiomole said Mr. Adoke had trivialized his office as governor, adding that the matter was wrongly referred to the Office of the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice by the Deputy Inspector General of Police, instead of the State’s Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice.

“I don’t think it is an issue I want to talk about. He (Mr. Adoke) was saying that my Attorney General should have known what to do, that he has nothing to do with the matter. I simply asked him who referred the matter to him. Was it my Attorney General? The matter was referred to him by the Deputy Inspector General of Police and I asked him who should know better?

“If the Deputy Inspector General of Police referred a matter that he ought to have referred to the State to the Federal Attorney General, who is the one dragging him (Mr. Adoke) into the matter? Who is the one politicizing the matter? Should we assume that the DIG did not know that an offense of murder is a state offense? And if he knows it’s a state offense why did he refer it to the Federal Attorney General? So, if there is any complaints he should complain to the DIG who referred the case to him. The rest you witnessed,” the governor said.

Mr. Oshiomhole continued, “The point is that some of these guys- I am a governor, I’m elected; he has to respect my office even if he doesn’t respect my person. In any event, we are dealing with factual issues. If a case was wrongfully referred to the federal attorney general by the Nigeria Police, who is to blame?”

Mr. Oshiomole also said the state government had earlier complained that the matter ought to have been referred to the Edo State Director of Public Prosecutions and not federal because it is a state offense committed in Edo State.

“It’s like the case of a he-goat. When a family is happy they sacrifice the he-goat to celebrate. When the child is sick the native doctor says, sacrifice a he-goat so that the child will be well. So, head or tail, the he-goat is in trouble.

“Here I am, my primary Secretary is killed, nobody seems to bother. I’m doing my best to raise the issue because that is the least I owe to someone who gave his life. Yet for someone else who does not think life is important, it’s a matter to trivialise and joke about. When it comes to life and death, I don’t joke.

“The essence of governance is to protect life and property. That is fundamental. Even in poverty, people need to feel safe and secure. Nobody has a right under our constitution to take the life of another except if it has been confirmed by a court of competent jurisdiction.

“I was surprised that for the Attorney General it is something he can afford to joke with, telling me that my Attorney General didn’t know what to do,” the governor said.

The Governor advised that office holders should think of how the decisions they make will affect the country as after now, they will all be referred to as “ex”.

However, the Attorney General, in his reaction, denied trivializing the governor’s office.

“I will not disregard his office. He is my personal friend. I have the highest respect for him. I did not trivialise his office and I have no reason to trivialise his office. He is at liberty as a governor in this country to say whatever he wants to say but I will accord his office the highest respect and I will not join issues with him,” he said.

Also speaking on the ongoing plans for the formation of the All Progressive Congress, the Edo State Governor stated that it is the right of political parties to merge. He warned that should the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) refuse to register the party, it would leave itself open to accusation.

“In a genuine democracy, it is in our interest that those in and out of power create a viable alternative platform for people to make an informed choice. No party is too good to rule forever nor is any party too bad to be out of power forever. We have seen what is happening around the African continent. Nigeria must live by example in many respects. It is not about me; it is not about you. Party is not indigeneship; it is a platform of ideas. It is about Nigeria,” Mr. Oshiomole said.

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/124348-oshiomole-adoke-in-near-fight-at-presidential-villa.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=oshiomole-adoke-in-near-fight-at-presidential-villa

Stegomiah: 1.Your mother carried you for 9 months bearing pain upon pain.

2.During this time, she could not eat because of you! She could not sleep because of you!

3.When you were a baby, she spent every minute of her life looking after you!

4.She only slept when you slept! She only ate after you had eaten!

5.She was patient and loved you even when you cried all night and when you cried all day!

6.She taught you how to walk, how to speak, how to eat, she taught you how to live!

7.When you fall ill, she looks after you!

8.She always cooks and prepared food for you!

9.She buys you whatever you ask for!

10.Most of all She loves you unconditionally!

REMINDER: We will only truly realise the value of our mothers when they are no longer with us – when they have passed away, but then it will be too late!