₦airaland Forum

@Spore

LAO you must really be a clown.

Lawyerchap gets all the attention because he is incisive, detailed and he is also passionate about his write ups, initially i hated reading long posts but his, never bores me, for him to get me glued to my Laptop and not my T.V, he must really be good and like i posted earlier, his postings are error free, his written English too seems flawless. _{But you know some people are good at writing but when you hear them speak, you would be disgusted}
But Lawyerchap, i do not think you would have a funny accent and mispronounce words because of your profession. Am in it also and i know for you to be all that you must be good in writing and Speaking or how else could you defend your clients.

The division should remain the same until Hippo, Anaconda & Fake are all flushed out. Coming together would make the show less interesting, with the existence of both sides there would be serious competition in the house. And i know the big 5 would beat the "Untouchables" to a pulp.

@ Lawyerchap

Boyfriend! good analysis. for a moment there i thought you were lost, well good to have u back and big ups!

At the beginning of this week, i had wanted Lerato Off but seeing Bertha show her real self, i kind of want the two (2) of them out, but i don't think that is a possibility now considering the way the votes are cummulated.

But for now LERATO should leave before BB changes his mind about one of his own.

Ofunneka & Kweku - I cannot wait to see the looks on the faces of the other Housemates when the pair step in especially L & B.   I can just imagine the looks on their faces.

@ Uchetobi

I think whoever Seun has banned for going contrary to the forum's rules should be banned after all it is just for a few days, this would also serve as a deterant to other would be abusive members. Being rude can take out someone else's cool and i really commend Tampico for keeping her cool.
Big ups Girl. We could all see that she is new and also trying to really belong.

@ Lawyerchap.

Boyfriend i no blame u for unleashing at the M. girl, i would have done the same thing too especially when it comes to things one is passionate about, it only goes to show that we are really human, but lets all forgive her because she was trying to wind us all up and i think she succeeded.
I for one would have hated it if this thread were turned to a battle field thereby deviating from topic, but thank God it didn't.
Keep up the good analysis though.

VOTE LERATO OUT PLssssssssssssssssss.

@zukkie4eva

I quite agree with u, The Hippo should leave and when she does, i do not see how the house would be boring, is it her cynical remarks or her bedwetting prowess that we the the viewers would miss? Nooooo! i dont think so.

Bertha should leave next followed by Kwaku, that is when i tell u the game would really begin, seeing the big 5 nominate themselves

@jjuummaaii

Keep dreaming girlfriend, No Penthouse you but for mua!

@Lawyerchap

Boyfriend i see that your hands are really full with the postings, keep on the good work and don't forget that the Penthouse awaits nous!

LMAO

Of course we would have a Bg Digital Laptop with High speed Internet to view all ur analysis, abi no be so.

Please who is sending who to the Penthouse?

I am interested, i think it should be Lawyerchap and I what do u guys think?

The nominal conjugation would then be Ndichap or Lawndi

Lawyerchap, whats your take on this? Your response Please!

This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, credit card, purse, etc, was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says "I've just received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago." When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn.

The pickpocket had actually used the stolen hand phone to text "hubby" in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from the bank account.

Moral Lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, sweetheart, Dad, Mum etc, And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked thru texts, CONFIRM by calling back. Also, when you're being texted by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet "family and friends" who text you.

A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*R*M*A*N* E*N*T!!! Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses, Any female who takes it will NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE, The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it.
Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls, Be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended.

Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know, Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives!

@agim

You are not far from the truth at all because i learnt yesterday that they wanted representatives from the geo-political zones.

Chukwuma - South East
Shayo - South West
Lewis - South south

But i still think its not right, they even had to evict Tessy Dennis (The Last Girl Standing) because of that stiff body Lewis Martin-Ibi, I do not like to watch him with that his sheepish smile. Whatever, Chukwuma is still there and i really want him to win cos boyfriend can really dance.

@quietaduni

Take am easy, if u read everything online, i do not think the program would interest any longer so just watch and enjoy, though i have read some of the episodes online and watched the video too online and i am anxious to see Salvaped (Salvador & Pedro) come to the mansion, i tell you that is when the action would really begin, action full Salvaped body well well o.

Because i already know what is going to happen, the current episodes now bore me i want to see Salvaped match into the mansion. From the preview one would think everything happened at a stretch but no i tell u, the producers too want to make money, but it is not going to be as boring as Catalina & Sabastine _{which i have stopped watching}, this i tell u is a breath of fresh air.

Watch and enjoy.

I saw this thread yesterday but i was still annoyed to contribute after what happened on Sunday Night.

HALLE EVICTED!!!!

Saying i was really shocked is an understatement. My goodness Martins-Ibi family won? Men i was really disgusted, What the hell did the mother dance, or was it the near bathroom slippers she wore and was doing a particular dance step??

Halle's mum raised the roof, helloooooooooooooo Maltina whatz up? You guys really disappointed me, turning a very good show to a thing of disgruntlement

I do not blame the judges because, maltina reserves the right to keep whoever they want, if you had seen their faces on Sunday, you would know what i mean, the result passed was not what they wanted to present cos they have been told before hand that Ibi's family must stay! You can also see how Dayo (One of the judges annonced the result with his face downcast).

Maltina did not anticipate the superlative performance by the Halle Urmodu's family.

I was thinking it was going to be between Deborah's family and Halle's cos Deborah' family performed fairly well, if they had done the "OJORO" for Deborah, it would be fair but for that stick body Martins noooooooooooo!!!!!

@Lawyerchap

I must say that i am really impressed with your postings, very eloquent and incisive, devoid of typogragphical errors. _{I was not actually looking out for one though}. It makes reading interesting, followed your briefs too in the time of West African Idols and i must really commend your deterity, You never fail your fans, thanks a lot and keep up the good work. Thumbs up!!!

Omotola is my babe anytime, anyday.

@olutayo1

I agree with u OmoT rulesssssssssssssssssssss.

www.omotola.tv - Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde

The previous site posted, i think is not it.

"He that strives to touch the stars, often stumbles at a straw."

@ Snazzydawn

You should really go and find out the difference between stupity and opinion.

The art of being naive hmmmm, there is really a big price to pay, you know what find out from the school you claim you attended if they have a refund policy!!!!

snazzydawn:
ndi, eat your heart out, if that ain't enough, go and hit your head against the nearest wall. Oh, I forgot, you do not have a head. Well, hit whatever sits atop your neck against the wall.



OMO T's dressing is waaacckkkoooo. Do your worst.

Word! another "Stupidity Justified"

My Gawd! If idiots could fly this place would be a goddam airport.!!!

@Snazzydawn

I don't know what your problem is but i bet it is really hard to pronounce! I have repeatedly told you and your spiked friend that this thread is for like minds, go start your own topic, it is allowed cos you guys really bore me stiff!

Kimberly leaving her map, yes evictable offence, but Bob made it clear that It was because of the Bull's Eye that was targetted by her that earned her freedom. So it was obvious, she would have been evicted but something else saved her, but if she had also left her peebles now that would be calling it playing "partial" by the presenter. So lets just leave it at that and enjoy the show, moreover if she had left on that same day as Buchi And Shade it would be like one eviction too many".

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose."

@Spikedcylinder

It is really good to see how you make a fool of yourself. "Stupidity Justified".

Trendy, thanks for your all contributions, i know you are not an avid fan of Omotola, but resonable replies though and speaking of Jide Kosoko, You are not out of line for mentionning him afterall he has done same for Hollandia.

Keep it coming, i really appreciate.

I do not really think the bushmates wanted Kimberly to cook alone, but for it to be a joint thing e.g somebody makes the fire, they pick the "beans" if that is what they are having for dinner, somebody washes & put on the fire. Now that is what i call team effort not for one person to cook for everybody to now eat.

If Kimberly is saying she did not go to the Ultimate search to cook for others, how come she eats what others cook? i really think it is unfair!! remember the last episode where the presenter had to relieve a particular contestant from cooking because they left it for her to do, they now had to make it a rotational thing whether you can cook or not! If that had applied to this episode, you know Kimberly wouldn't have had any choice than to cook!

I really did like her when i first saw her, the fact that she could express herself than Oge & shade but i started detesting her when that her noise making started and even became unbearable, if she was looking for attention with that, i think it was a cheap way of getting noticed, but if that is how she is really, well i pity her because that would be termed as being ill-mannered and in our society, it is not tolerated especially by the opposite sex for a girl to be that and exposing all that on national international T.V.

Kimberly is not my favourite to win but if she does, all well and good i will say she really deserves it because it is not easy to even get up to the stage she is now. But i really wish Dozie or Dominic could be the ultimate man, i have had eyes for them since the show started, well behaved, cooperate when they need to, good sense of humour (entertainmt) especially Dominic. I had a good laugh yesterday they were imitating Bob and Williams, especially Williams  .

Lets just keep our fingers crossed, i think the show would come to an end today if i am not mistaken.

I was really surprised when they showed a new episode on Galaxy T.V yesterday, You can imagine after boring us all with repeated episode. well cos i initially did not want to watch it thinking it would be repeated watched it only halfway, to watch the full part on GOTEL T.V come Saturday.

The part i met was the burial of Don Pedro and Salvador taking place simultaneously, Don Pedro's soul entering inside of Salvador, breaking the coffin and his family surprised that Salvador has come back to life, not knowing that the body is Salvador's and the soul is Don Pedro's. Sal's wife went to embrace him and he was wondering who the hell the woman is, he then pushed her and ran away, with the sympathisers and coffin bearers on hot pursuit.

Isabel addressed the staff after Don's burial that nothing was going to change, in other words they are all going to be retained. She later went into her room to cry her heart out, I think she really felt the death of Don Pedro cos she even threw away the poison stuff given to her by Andre to murder Don Pedro. That is just the part i remembered.

www.dakore.com - For Dakore Egbuson.

@na wa

Na really wa for u!

@Spikedcylinder.

As the originator of this topic, i should be the one to tell u to get off, the topic was started for like minds to contribute, u have posted repeatedly what does not relate to the topic and it is making this topic/thread really boring!!!!!

Talking of spelling, I still wonder why you did not edit urs before posting, as u know it all!!! Not even u or anybody has any right to correct anybody's spelling or English as far as Nairaland is concerned, Oooops! i forgot u are seeking for attention!, You are in the wrong thread i tell u.

People are waiting to see who gets the pics first and there u are seeking attention, if you want to dissect Omotola for God knows whatever reason, Nairaland is very huge to accept new topics so go open a new topic and wait for mediocres. The will gladly reply.

Well speaking of Kimberly, i dont know what her problem is, if it attention, she would not have a problem because her spoken English is ok and her looks too i think is cool. If she now thinks being noisy could give her a good chance, i really pity her.

And as for her crying, she never start !!!she was actually crying because she was not the one that saw the clue being that she was the person that got there first, when consoled she asked that they let her be, to cry her anger out, that it wld ease the anguish of loosing. For a moment there i actually pitied her.

For Williams, i never understood anything he said each time he goes into the diary session, he never really makes sense. sorry all lovers of Williams but i think the guy is Daft i mean ZERO! On Laura's eviction chat she actually said that if Being Stupid would win the search, then Williams was going to carry the Trophy, i thought she was beefing the guy until i watched williams closely, i concluded that Laura was right.

For who the winner is going to be, because really there are different strategies that could evict any of the bushmates, could be U came last, the colour of Pebble a person that is not favourite is holding, Guilder have their favourites so also the viewers and they would not want a controversial person or a person that command good viewership to leave immediately. So lets just keep our fingers crossed!!!

Bob is really doing great, i love the way he upgrades their spoken English, Spoken English sounds plain coming out from him, almost making it sound as if u could wake up one morning and be good at it. Thumbs up.

@Spikedcylinder & Snazzydawn

If you do not have any reasonable thing to post i suggest you keep off this thread. You guys can as well enter her body to know what her kidney looks like, una never start, Perverts.

And for the spelling of yougurt, if you know it all and also how to spell, why did you edit yours before posting? Instead of following the bandwagon. I TOO KNOW!