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Ofunneka my Hommie!

Just click on the[b] "Beautiful Sin". [/b] Is this the pair that may likely win the Prize Money? No way.

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Whether they did it or not is not the issue, they have done worse. Now how would you feel if u are Richard's wifey when u go buy a Newspaper u see a big bold headline that reads, the above.

@Tampico
I guess seun really likes you and would not want you to quit writing that was why he deleted the lenghty post and rearranged scattered it in a way that your reply to my post came before my post (Reply to the really lengthy post.)

I stumbled on this and i just felt i should share with u guys. I love the write up on Ofunneka, like i posted earlier, Love or Hate her! Hgirl is the best HM for the cash prize. Even South African Tabloid Newspaper "Sunday World" can attest to it.  

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u133/robza171/CNE.jpg

Wow!!!! Pico, Pico!!!

For a momemt there i felt you were trying to justify whatever you had posted or feeling bad for a supposed mistake that i know we all make.

You should really learn to take criticism or arguments with a pinch of salt, whatever resulted to this is nothing compared to what happens in other threads (Take time and visit some really annoying threads, you will be indeed glad to be a part of this topic) nobody is condemning you actually and you should not resign because of that, you are a part of the excitement on this thread, now how would my lunch taste without a cold, refreshing Tampico? .
Your guess is as good as mine.
Now keep the post coming and don't even think of staying on the sidelines cos am not gonna find that funny. I know you are going to post very soon!!!!. Stay cool Girl!!

Modups!:
i think d feeling now is that she should go after code and she has worked on all our nerves
besides i can't wait to see her reaction when she finds out that ofu did not nominate her

Same here Girlfriend! I can't wait! The Pervert

@Ndi
I wondered when u would come out. I wouldn't dare take LC from u girlfriend. He would give me a heart attack in a week, i'm the kind of girl that needs a guy that will give me TLC 24/7, not one that will argue me to the point of suicide(early grave)  . He's all yours. Infact ALL THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE , stay clear from LC, it's only Ndi that can handle him. I had a nice time though. Love u too, lots n i'll pray for you too

Girlfriend! i was neck deep with work and good to see ur reassuring words post! (_{Cos i had wanted to show you my Black Belt today)}  

@Spora
What tribe are you from? Cos u write in Yoruba & Ibo very well. Or did somebody assist you with it? anyway keep it up!   _Clown

Yesterday's nominations would have been a tie if Maureen had nominated Richiana but no the Spatula nominated our Hgirl. Well that is not too surprising considering her recent attitude towards Ofu and complaints to Biggie about her being rude and bossy, but i tell you she was trying to justify why she would eventually nominate Ofunneka which she did.

Three of the HMs are up for eviction on Sunday so no shaking, because i know Maureen would be voted out en-masse by the viewers.
I am proud of Ofunneka, Hgirl is still keeping it real and i love her for it. She is definitely going to be among the top 3 (I pray viewers remember the "Beautiful Sin" of Richiana and give our Hgirl the highest vote to win.)

lawyerchap:
As for Tatiana choosing not to replace herself with Richard? Good move strategically if you ask me. But it is not a high risk maneuver. I mean, Maureen is also up so Tatiana should greatly fancy her chances of survival. Lerato had the same opportunity to save Max or herself and she saved herself. If she had saved Max, she may have still been in the game today, because that would have been a really high risk maneuver which viewers would have appreciated. So Tatiana is playing the viewers for suckers for romance by playing the whole martyr card. But like i said, good move strategically.

I quite agree with you, Good move Strategically. I can see right through Tatiana, that Babe is really a game player, she knows her chances of survival is still very high because Maureen is also up for eviction and i don't really buy her antics, but i would if, i repeat "IF" she is announced winner and she passes the cash on to Richard, there & then i would nod my head in acknowledgement that her so called game of LOVE is not antics.

This Sunday would be the last eviction before the finals and we all know that Biggie reserves the right to give the cash to whoever they deem fit/qualified aside the SMS sent. Biggie has its own favourite HM and that HM would be known on the final day but for now lets enjoy the show.

@Spora
You are one hell of a clownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

@LC
Sweetheart, Keep it spicy!! I love Your arguments analysis, they make my day!

@Tampico
Girlfriend! I love u, just keep it real always! _{but no near my LC ooooo ;}D

@All
keep it coming and keep the thread alive I love you all.

_{*******Logs in Surprised.***********}

My Good Lord, what is happening here, How could i have missed all these?
My favourite Thread! Hell nooooooo!!!! This can't be happening.

@Tampico
I can't even begin to wrap my mind around that concept. It has become imperative that i meet you face to face to convince myself that you're not the type of person that i am beginning to suspect you could be
As for this statement, Bro don't even go there. If u meet me u'll fall in love with me and i wouldn't do that to Ndi, or Makin, so let's just stick to us here on the chatroom with u being Our Dear LC, and me being me. Much love for u LC!    

Yeah! Girlfriend, u thought right! I know you are cool, off the hook and all that!!!! but i am not BERTHA, I don't share!!! _{Mad with jealousy}

I really feel Ofunneka is being herself. The tears, the story of attempted suicide were real and if homegirl were faking all these, she would have faked it yesterday also by consoling Maureen amidst the ill-wind. _{But come to think of it, Is she Mama Maureen?}

For the Moles; They would just spice the show up, Because i was even wondering how interesting the house was going to be with just 4 HMs.

@LC

Well, Guitar-man Code took the walk back into the real world where his life had been on pause since August when he entered BBA House. KB as usual had tough questions for the dreadlocked one from Malawi. KB is such a sneaky devil. Knowing Code’s girlfriend was around he still handed Code a shovel to further dig his grave by asking him if the relationship with Maureen was real or for the cameras. Our man Code grabbed the shovel and began to dig away with gusto. “What you all saw in that house was me. That was me and that was all real.” Or something to that effect. Nice going, Code. Don’t diss your BBA face-sucker and don’t give a hoot what your 20 weeks pregnant girlfriend thinks about it. Er, did we mention, she’s right behind you, you slowpoke.

Your Post(s) today was really interesting, You really have a way with words and you play with them as u wish. The Italiced part was impressive, You got me amused and for a minutes there i felt like decode Oooops sorry Code.   and you know KB can really be a pain in where it hurt most.

I still feel Ofunneka looks good for the Money!!! _{She is not a Bitch for Playing what she knows how to play best!!! BBA!!!!}

Tatiana HOH!

This is really getting interesting.
It means that, if Code eventually leaves the house on Sunday _{cos am sure he is leaving, unless a miracle happens to save his ass.}

- The remaining 4 maybe up for eviction.
But what if Tatiana turns around to nominate Richard & calls it a game? _{That would be the biggest backstabbing ever.}

Whatever is going to happen Sunday and Monday, i know Ofu is going to be among the Big 3. _{No shaking!!!}

lawyerchap:
Now people, please some help with work. What is your first reaction to a GSM network called Etisalat?

No Qualms sweetie, if it is going to be better than MTN, CELTEL & GLO pls let it flow.

@Spora
You are really something else, do you want to turn our Tampico to a BBA reporter?  

@Tampico
Spora didn't mean any harm, he was only trying to be funny. _{U know he has always been a clown}.  

@Wales
There are 5 Housemates currently in the house with 2 of them up for possible eviction on Sunday. The show would come to an end on 11th November 2007.

@Savage
In as much as Africans would love to hate Ofunneka, they still acknowledge the fact that she really deserves the cash.
From the different post on the internet one cannot really tell the actual country that loves a particular Housemate the most, because posters register with ficticious name/country, it could also be a Ugandan living in South Africa and posting as a South African. Its from the SMS that one can really tell the actual country.

I am not scared of Richiana one bit, Ofu's real threat is Maureen, Viewers are ardently watching to see who is going to backstab the other first and the two of them are equally trying to justify their actions to Biggie/Viewers.

Homegirl really needs to re-strategise as nominating or not nominating Maureen might make or mere her.

@ LC
Sweetheart, it is always good to have a touch of your spice.

@Tampico
Welcome back from the "Fake Eviction."  

Good to read your post, I did miss it you know. There's this thing about your post, aside being humourous. It's like that of an excited _little girl, i could feel the BBA blood flowing  thru your veins. After reading your post, it leaves me just as excited as you are.  
For my dear LC, he writes with expertise, in depth, really feeling the emotions of the HMs, the tension and the ambiance, after reading his post, its like you are right there in the house with the HMs, you either want to go into the diary room or do the task with them.

I really applaud the patience and effort u guys put in to give us detailed & lengthy post, i do not think i can do it. (_{Na real work}) Big ups guys.
I am really going to miss this thread at the end of BBA2.

@Kaydee
You got me LMAO!!   Nostradamus!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't just go there!

@Topic
Even after Kwaku's eviction, he is still fake. Goshhhhhhhhhh! sometimes i wonder if his upcoming album would sell.

I still maintain that Ofu did well by nominating the guys and leaving the gals, now if Ofu had nominated Maureen, she would have been tagged a backstabber by Africans. She is not stupid, like somebody posted; she is BB herself. She knows that the viewers have the final say and she thinks before acting, let's just watch and see the turn of events.

@Salsera
You couldn’t have said it any better!

Richard is married! Yeah, big deal!!!. But I tell you, he rocks the BBA house and I am merely looking beyond his married status. On the other hand, if Richard were not married, Richiana would have simply raised the roof. (My d-a-w-g got it going)

Let us quit this “Holier than Thou[/b]” or who is more “Catholic than the Pope”[b] attitude of ours; Africans would not be condoning Adultery if they keep Richiana, as it is they have made their choice and they are prepared to face the consequences outside the BBA house.

About Codreen, I see them as always posing for the camera, their smooching really irritates me and they are so boringggggg!!! just imagine a house with Codreen and Ofunneka, hell no!!

I strongly believe that if Richiana & Ofu makes it to the final stage, viewers would vote Ofu to win because then they would remember the “Beautiful Sin”[/b]of Richiana.

Code has always been the “Weak Link” [b][/b]of the Big 5. So I hereby vote Code to go on Sunday, no hard feelings. Like Mamus posted earlier, “Africa has been patient enough".[b]

salsera:
@Chapndi

should we expect 'chapndines'

No Girlfriend, not yet!

Nominations! Nominations! Nominations!!! I can't wait to see how it goes. The Big 5 would soon be reduced to the Big 3. Now which of the HMs are going to make up the Big 3? Richard & Tatiana are already bonding themselves to Ofu. I would really like the 3 of them to make it to the last so the viewers can really vote their choice!! and i know it would not be Richiana.

For Ofu's tears;

I think she honestly felt for Kwaku and because in the last few days, they have become close (not intimate) just friends and you know the Pidgin English stuff flowing freely from both of them because they are the only ones that understand the language.

I tell u, if Kwaku were still in the house, Ofu would nominate him over and over until he is evicted. Because this is a game u've got to use your brains, in as much as somebody is a threat and is also annoying, you also have to look at it from the viewers perspective because they have the final say.
If the viewers see u as a backstabber, they would waste no time in voting you out if you are up for eviction, Ofu understands the game very well and she would not want to end up like Bayo(BBA 1) that backstabbed Tapuwa his closest friend in the house at that time.

Please let the tears flow, moments too could make one cry. That A nominated B does not mean that if B is eventually evicted, A would not hug B goodbye afterall its a game and they are all aiming for the money. Lets forget about Ofu's tears and concentrate on the game, it is just getting interesting.

Good to be back with you guys, i sure did miss everyone. Tampico, Makin, Salsera, Mamus, Tommyex, Uchetobi, Modups, Jjuummaaii etc but i couldn't miss the Penthouse for the world now, could i?  

LC dear, I had a great time at the Penthouse, you were such fun to be with.  

@Tampico & Makin
Its your turn to head for the Penthouse. _{(The bed is still intact)}  

@All
Now let the games begin!!!!!!!!!
I also think Ofunneka would go for Code & Richard, i maybe wrong but she's gonna put them up because;

CODE -  she is not too close to him.
RICHARD - He has faired well in the game and its time to go back home to his wifey.

And in nominating any of the Big 5s she is going to sincerely tell Biggie/Viewers that she really loves them but she gotta nominate somebody. Whatever the nomination, Ofu is going to leave it exactly the way it is and tell Biggie that she would want to respect HMs nomination. (_{Smart Lady she is)} that is just my candid opinion.

Ofunneka sure looks good for the Money.  

@Lawyerchap
Sweetheart, How are you doing today? Hook up with ya later.

Wow!!!! what a revelation! I was really touched, but did I hear something about the guy being married? Even at that nobody deserves to be hurt by anybody, for those that cannot withstand such emotional trauma, they tend to do some funny stuff like Ofu said she nearly commited suicide.

For the HM that is leaving on Sunday, well I think a lot of people are voting for Kwaku and Richard for different reasons, but if its going to be between the two of them, I’d rather go for Kwaku.

The Big 5 should start making plans to brand their own T-shirt because that is the one I would like to place order for.

@Mamus
Just Chilling Girlfriend and i wish i were the client that took LC's time.  

@Salsera
Baby! definitely no Polgamy, no Fight.  

@Makin
Hey Guy, Pls show T some love.  

@LC
Sweetheart, how was your night? hope you had a good night rest considering the fact that you were fagged out over the weekend.
Just as i was sending my post yours came in, i had wanted Kwaku to leave, so we would get rid of the last untouchable.

Be that as it may, we still have to vote out somebody, and for me it is either Kwaku or Tatiana.

KWAKU - Just because he is the last untouchable standing.
TATIANA - She had no solid reason for nominating Ofu and may i state here that It is not compulsory for one to be in a relationship or a couple in the house, now which relationship is worth emulating in the house? none! just because we have not really criticised her relationship with Richard does not make it right or to make them feel that we are in support of adultery.

In as much as i hate to leave Kwaku, I might start voting out TATIANA. Cos if we vote her out, Ofu might stand a good chance of winning.

@Tampico
I see what LC meant when he said you were refreshing and witty. I already had smiles on my face before reading your post, you are really a breath of fresh air girl and good sense of humour there.

Keep on, Keep keeping on! Keep the thread lively and informed, that is what we want. (INFOTAINMENT)
And dont worry LC and I won't break the bed at the Penthouse. though i tell u its going to be a longgggggggggg break and we definitely don't want to waste it.

@All
Can't wait for tonight's nominations, i am getting jitters already.

@LawyerChap
Boyfriend! Good to have you back and in "Full Force".

For the Penthouse Trip   I am just a "Click" away if you know what i mean.   It won't be good to waste the long hols now, would it?

@Ninjabyte
Did i see something like TAMPICHAP? or were my eyes deceiving me? Where the hell have i been? _{must have been glued to my T.V as LC's got all 'em clients trooping into his office.}

Seeing that its been quite sometime you visited this thread, its actually MAKICO, I can pardon you for naming her LawyerChap Reloaded but not TAMPICHAP, TAMPICHAP?  _{(Am jealous already.)} 

@Tampico
Girlfriend! you are doing great, watching and posting at the same time, Thumbs up Girl and keep the post coming someday, you may qualify as LC Reloaded. _{( Now did i just type that?)}

@All
I am indeed glad for Bertha's eviction, though it was not surprising because we have all been anticipating. Lets watch and see how the Lone Ranger Kwaku mixes with the Big 5 before he finally leaves on Sunday.

@LC
Boyfriend! don't let work take the better part of you OK!

@Salsera
Thank you very much for the warm welcome.

You know i dont think KING CODE would nominate Ofunneka, because for one, he would want to be the last guy standing and two, Richard offended him recently by calling his dear Maureen "Shorty" (Endearment used in the house.).

My take on this is that When Bertha leaves on Sunday, Kwaku & Richard would be up for nomination. Or Kwaku and someone else that would be replaced with Richard by KING CODE.

Or what do you guys think?

@LawyerChap
Sweetheart, why dont you tackle this one for me huh!

denex:
What Tatiana did tonight getting all over Richard against his wish by force is physical sexual harassment bordering on sex-attack.

This Big Brother thing better get back in check and the organisers better put things correct because NO IS NO! It doesn't matter if it's male or female, but RAPE IS RAPE!

Blame it on the "GAZUNGA" Richard showed to Tatiana. And correct me if i am wrong but Guys love it when 'em gals are all over them.

@LawyerChap
Boyfriend Watsuppppppppppppppp! 've been missing you.
Please don't over stress yourself, cos i need you, we all need you.

@All
Dorah Sithole, Biggie's surprise guest!   _{Can you imagine that! i was dissappointed though after all the hype.}

@ Modups
You may not be far from the truth seeing that Richard is back to his old self, it could also be a spur of the moment thing, you know things you say out because of what you are feeling at that point in time.
But i still maintain that i want Richard to stay till the end, because if they (Richiana) are playing viewers like me, they are really good at it!

Biggie has given them an addition task, In this latest task, the Housemates have been given clay, paints, potters wheels and they are expected to get their fingers muddy and make the dinner service on which they would serve their grand banquet. (For the Mystery VIP)

Pottery is really complicated even for experienced hands, lets watch and see if the Housemates will succeed in producing something they can place food on.

The next edition of BBA should bar married men/women to avoid a re-occurrence of Richiana saga.
Though the fact that Richard is married is still part of the suspense. _{Viewers actually waiting for the Bump & Grind)}

@ Makin
Richiana sleeping & bathing together, not to talk of Richard showing his "GAZUNGA" to Tatiana is enough reason for Richard's wife to head for the divorce court if she really wants to, but that is still left to be seen.

When I learnt that Richard is a married man, i blamed the wife for allowing him to participate in the reality show because I know BBA House is like Sin City.

Richard is still young in marriage to have gone all out to face such a tempting situation, locked up in a house with ‘em pretty gals around nude or near nudity. Lets get real here, it is not as if I am condoning adultery but any man would fall for such temptation anytime or day.

I would really like Richard to stay till the end, he is more interesting than Code, I am looking beyond Richard’s unfaithfulness to his wife, but he also makes the house interesting unlike the so called “Weak Link” in the big 5 Code, all I see him do either play his guitar or perch with Maureen.

I felt for Richard when he told Tatiana that he’s got to go back home, that he can not take it any longer, staying longer there means he would end up bumping Tatiana every morning, but he’s got to go back to his wife before he is tempted to do so.

I really do have a problem with Bertha, one minute she hates Maureen, the next minute she does not and now she's told Biggie in the Diary Room that it is going to be difficult working with Maureen as the two of them are in the same group for the Task (African Banquet Week).

They are expected to prepare special delicacy for the VIP Mystery Guest which some of the are already guessing would be Mandela and they are to also design a special Invitation card for the VIP.

Somebody in the BBA Forum actually posted in the meaning of BERTHA as

B- eing
E- nvy
R- uin
T- he
H- ouse
A- S.S. Hole

So much hatred for BERTHA, She has to leave come Sunday.

@ Lawyercap

You know we could always hook up anytime

@ Lawyerchap

Boyfriend! Once again, You have done what you are good at doing best. Leaving no stone unturned.

@ Larrybabe

Cool! Your perception really is not far-fetched.

@Toks81

You've seen the post, quit now or else! _{i might do just that for making my dear Lawyerchap sick.}

makin:
Lawyerchap must be under tons of work! or is he in the penthouse with ndi?

Very Funny!

Do you really want to hear it from me that Lawyerchap & I were at the Penthouse? Noooo! i aint gonna say anything!

Well, nominations and evictions are going as anticipated, i am really excited.  

I would love to see Bertha out followed by Kweku, whoever leaves between B & K leaves the remaining Untouchable isolated as the others ( Big 5) will see to it. I hope Max watched Lerato's eviction because he predicated in his eviction interview that Lerato stands to win the next BBA. What a very wrong prediction.

Phewwww, , Lerato is finally out, what a big relief, Bertha to go next. @all :Happy Independence Day!

@ Lawyerchap

Boyfriend, You got me grining there Maybe i should rename "Lawyerbabe" being that we are in the same profession.

Kudos to Richie boy! This is a big plus for the big 5. As HOH another visit to the Penthouse awaits Richiana so get set to go in a second time!

B & L sucks, i still wish two of them be evicted on Sunday. But for now Lerato should be kicked out.

@ Spora

Sorry i meant to type a and not e! and am still LMAO at your post.