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This might be my last DSTV subscription if nothing is done. I thought it was a mistake yesterday only for them to yank arsenal match off SS3 today.

shadowgwalker:
Ntoooor to soccer freaks! This one no concern me! They know how nigerians waste cash that's why they drink from our breast.

Imagine how expensive dstv costs in this modern digital age #smh

Some of u guys don't know that its not pay as u go, some donnt know how to tap internet service and download with their bandwidth. Roflmao!!

ONLY in nigeria u find such cluelessness. Nah so my papa go just dey pay for dstv subscription for house in the village even as it is empty, nobody living in it #smh.

Poor man dey claim say e get idea. Download a live match in Nigeria where internet is very erratic? Even at that, the cost of streaming a 90mins+ match and analysis can't be less than N1000. In that case, a football fan like me and hubby will spend more than N8,000 monthy on streaming. You are the clueless one, not your Dad. Shake your head for yourself!

georgee:
This is the beginning of the end for DSTV...moving all important matches from SS3 to SS5.. I paid 9,500 for compact plus, only for DSTV to shock me today. I will go and buy startimes this month end.. DSTV can go to hell with their BPL.

I tire o.

shadowgwalker:
I'm finished ! No job, no career, nothing meaningful to
do with my life than to 'e-fight' with a woman, upload
fake profile pics and watch porn all night using free
night browsing. At night, when most men are resting
their head so as to be fresh for the next working day, all
I do is post foolish comments on the internet and do all
sorts of nonsense on the internet. Then, i use the rest
of the day to sleep, sleep and day dream when my
mates are busy making money. Will I ever I succeed in
life? Can I ever get married, at least rent an apartment
and buy a ride. With the way I use my life, success is far
from me. I curse the day I was born. I curse my Mum
whose delight is to carry her smelling vagina around
Allen looking for someone to Bleep in exchange for
money. silly lazy woman!!! Na she I take after. Only if
she can tell me who my real Dad is....

Why not do the needful. Jobless man!

shadowgwalker:
I'm finished ! No job, no career, nothing meaningful to do with my life than to 'e-fight' with a woman, upload fake profile pics and watch porn all night using free night browsing. At night, when most men are resting their head so as to be fresh for the next working day, all I do is post foolish comments on the internet and do all sorts of nonsense on the internet. Then, i use the rest of the day to sleep, sleep and day dream when my mates are busy making money. Will I ever I succeed in life? Can I ever get married, at least rent an apartment and buy a ride. With the way I use my life, success is far from me. I curse the day I was born. I curse my Mum whose delight is to carry her smelling vagina around Allen looking for someone to Bleep in exchange for money. Stupid lazy woman!!! Na she I take after. Only if she can tell me who my real Dad is....

No wonder.

That yeye man?

shadowgwalker:
RoflmaO! Chai! This girl don wah!

Your mama toto. Infact your mother na Olosho. Your mother wey no get class dey follow Agbero boys up and down. bleeping son of an harlot. E no go better for your generation.

shadowgwalker:
I be confirmed Mumu.

No wonder..

shadowgwalker:
the yeye man better pass ur ex, better pass ur sugar daddy, better pass ur brother , better pass ya papa and better pass ur future altogether at once.

In other words, u are useless.

Son of a bitch!!

johnsonjosbles:
you and who?

Abi ?

buskie13:
who is ur father? is he half of wat Gej was,is and yet to come

that's someone's father whom his children respect so much cos of de value he has..if u don't respect urs....learn to respect other ppl's father... nonsense

Mumu..

Mee234:
if u guy or dad be haft a man when that man is u life wouldn't be this pathetic

Mumu..

Joshroyal:
to whom brain is given sense is required.... go to sch and learn how to talk to heroes.

Mummu..

BRB

Yeye man.

JideJamez:
liar .....u never touch ur private parts before.......100% of women fondled and caress their breast while bathing

You mean someone fondles her breast while bathing. Isn't that even supposed to be painful than enjoyed. Anyway, even if you do not have a sisters, you have a mother. Enough of this disrespect to women. Remember, when you say 100 percent, your mum is inclusive. Ask her if she fondled her breast this morning while taking her bath.

misspicy:
Ok...the truth is that in every 10ladies u meet 3 are constant masturbaters,d remaining 7 have masturbated at one time of their life or the other...now this statistic is not international or widely know but due to d questions I asked fellow girls after an inccidence I witness,d answer is in d affirmative from almost all the girls..

Now I know some people especially girls will come and deny the above and probably cuss me out,buh thats just d truth.

Tho I am stll carrying out my research to know the reason behind dis masturbation and possible ways of stopping doz addicted to it,dis is my humble submission.

I have never and will never masturbate. I don't know where you got this your statistics.

gboss4sure:
If it really happened for real, report to your bank and the nearest police station.

And keep evidences of correspondence with your bank and police.

Otherwise the next knock on your door might be the efcc, you never knew if it was a looted fund been moved away.

Something similar happens to a friend, only for efcc to come and arrest him, tho he was later released after investigations.

I will do the needful on Monday if it isn't reverted.

Luyeanka:
Politicians returning their loot codedly. I guess you're lucky.

Hmm. I wish o. Na to just dey use ATM steady. But on a serious note, this is for real!!

Dharniel:
if i were you and if it's for real, then i'll be on my way to the nearest ATM...

It's not that easy as you think + how much can you withdraw from the ATM? Don't forget that I have some money there too. I am banker too and I understand the repercussion.

Dharniel:
so how come?

I am sure it is a mistake and it will be reversed. However, I just checked my account online and I also have the same balance. Only if this can be permanent.

I just got an alert from one of my banks that my end of month balance is N53,000,008.63. The last time I checked, i only have N1,005,000.98 in this account. Jackpot?

Forward1:
e concern u? Help dem carry the bele na....

Abi o.

Ayam coming.

MsZeezah:
Good job kiddo! I hope he doesn't constitute to the brain drain in Nigerian and run to North America or Europe after the Youth Service and Housemanship is completed, cos the Nigerian situation and way of encouraging our best brains and discouraging and frustrating.


I love your post. Should be devoid of tribalism. If the guy was among my brothers and sisters from across the Niger, you would have been hearing all kinds of divisive and tribalistic hailings now.

Idiot! Preaching against himself!!!

SeverusSnape:
These people and lie is like zombie and blood. They just hang one picture and claim It's the Cameroonians that did it, just to give Buhari a 'larger than life' image.
I trust the zombies to come and start screaming "Sai Buhari"

Every where you look; pictures, This government is a PHOTOCRATIC government not a democratic one.

Government of the CAMERA, by the CAMERA and for the CAMERA.

LWKMD.

akins56:
please go back to school, they 'll teach you the difference between a parliament speaker and a senate president.

With his use of English, he sounds more grounded than you. I believe he only made a simple mistake. He doesn't need to go back to School!

T

vicadex07:
Why do ibo people like to associate themselves with and defend corrupt people even when they arent members of your ethnicities. Is it because of your collective uncontrollable lust for money.

Why do you all repeat this trash over and over again on this site. So the theives should be left alone because the whole family participated in the looting together. Hear yourselves dammit!

I will leave my Ibo men to reply you.

Why use so much energy trying to bring a whole family down? The writer should channel his energy into something profitable.

Cs

Nigerians Sha. Na small things dey freak us. Someone bought babies' body suits and printed Mavin Baby on them and we are already shouting Whao!