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jaybee3:
How about asking for resource support from your parents?
You can look at getting a creche for your baby
If her salary is way more than yours then simply resign

Above all, make sure you do family planning as a matter of urgency

He should resign?

bushdoc9919:
Get a good creche. Possibly at place of work.

Re Creche.....that is something the Nigerian Government should invest in. Funding for creches in government offices, as well as generous maternity leave plus maternity leave for dads, and reduced working hours for working mums with babies under 12 months.....could help this young family.

A happy Nigerian Family makes Nigeria a Happy Nation!

Well said, Dear.

[quote author=tuffgongjo post=35707011]No mind I must marry by force gal,She hasn't achieved what Linda has,in her life.
[/quotet]You must be related to both of them to know this. Tell us more...

coogar:
what makes you think linda is even happy at all?

Probably because she owns a popular blog. Too many questions begging for answer on this thread...

ionsman:
Is phyno finer than lynxx?

Abeg hide inside bush jare.

Shameless man. You come dey fight on top the cuteness of another man like you.

aminho:
DO YOU HAVE 2.1 GP AREU A NIGERIAN DO YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD ARE YOU PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY FIT ARE YOU HONEST AND PATRIOTIC

Then?

Just because you are in a haste to ride his Peniss, that is the reason you chose to marry his Photo? Even if the Man can not afford a flight ticket to Nigeria, incapacitated or not allowed to leave work, what stops you from fixing an appropriate day for the wedding? It's shameful to marry this way. I consider it a total disregard for your parents and our culture.

kingston247:
Only one question...is it MTK...? If not it's rubbish. ..

What's MTK?

MrCork:
...serrrious loooong hisss..I use to no this chick froom North Pekam Estate...truss me...she aint notin.. I been there!!!

Will you shut up?

This woman has no shame. Married to a photograph? SMBF her..

londongal03:
I knew of a nigerian Doctor, who is now a Cleaner in Canada :-XI knew of a nigerian Doctor, who is now a Cleaner in Canada

He must be a native Doctor..

AreaFada2:
So you mean Nigerians voted for unrealistic promises? How does that differ from deception?

You can't separate deception from politics. Let's be realistic.

Ecoplexus:
The attacks are merited, Buhari was promising heaven on earth during his campaigns and manifestos, only to change tune once he resumed office. Nigerians will no longer be taken on a ride by politicians, we will enforce that you fulfill all your manifestos because that is the major reason you won.

Common sense should tell you that all those promises were mere campaign strategies. Only a fool will expect much to be done in less than 2 months. Let's be realistic..

Nonsense!! Must we hear this all the time. Can't it be kept secret between him, the widower and God. TB and show off sha...

Interesting. This will make it to the front page but with a different title.

lolaxavier:

Not everyone has the financial power to buy original

Then such person shouldn't buy the substandard one. It's not a must to use a pressure pot. Look at the result now.

Demdem:

We are talking about a scholar, u are referring us to a drunkard. Please stop it.

LDFM

FowlYansh:
I am a 45 year old married Yoruba woman with 4 kids. Please respect the boundaries. Adult!

This is serious!

FowlYansh:
xxxx

Yes! Yes'yall!

I finally made it.

Even though i walk through the valley of chronic space bookers i fear no one.

For my Tecno Phone is with me, day and night, battling with the wizards of Space Booking and First to Comment.

Now we made it. Na God Win.

I dedicate this page to everyone who believe that:

[size=15pt]Paying Attention Critical National Issues is Far Better Than Wearing Pampers To Visit Cows.[/size]









First to Comment.

This is quite childish. Absolutely ridiculous!!

Gimmy:
''which polytechnic did you graduate from? No as a BSc holder,are you suppose to use ''graduate or graduated''? Nobody is above a simple mistake. ''which polytechnic did you graduate from? No as a BSc holder,are you suppose to use ''graduate or graduated''? Nobody is above a simple mistake. ''which polytechnic did you graduate from? Now as a BSc holder,are you suppose to use ''graduate or graduated''? Nobody is above a simple mistake.

Please stop being ridiculous. You are one of the reasons why the guy is 'molesting' HND guys. You mean he should say "Which Poly did you graduated from?" Haba, don't kill me this morning o.

tonytony208:
Yeah, it is kindergarten English, but I got my spellings right. My written english is SIMPLE AND CORRECT. I am not like the half-baked poly fool you are defending, who couldn't spell dangerous correctly. And because YOU see it as kindergarten English doesn't make it such. Last time I checked, you are not a Briton. So, eediot, you've for no authority to judge my English.

My friend, spelling is not a big deal when you use a platform like this. It could be auto-corrected. However, the poster could have made a mistake. Do not be overconfident about your written English. Did you see where you used a conjunction after a full stop? I am sure you don't know that's wrong. "You have for no authority"? What sort of English is that? I am not here to defend anyone. In fact, the HND guy should stop thinking his certificate is the same as a degree. It is not so anywhere in the world. Rather, he should earnest possible means of improving his qualification. Some of my HND colleagues at Access Bank are quite smart and sometimes, i wonder why they couldn't make it to the University. I pity them a lot because of their very poor salary. However, the fact that you attended a mushroom University doesn't mean you are better than any of these guys.

LegatusGlaber:
What is weekend? it doesn't exist in my dictionary

Poor people don't have a weekend. Even Dangote sef dey enjoy himself during weekend.

tonytony208:
Your spelling of "dangerous" is enough to show you off as a poly student. Many of them cant speak or write simple and correct English; just like you have displayed here. Now, which polytechnic did you graduate from? Your school's standard must have been very poor! "Dangerious"? Queen Elizabeth must hear this!

What you put up here is what I call 'kindergarten' English.

tellwisdom:
This cheap car??

You are a perfect example of what the Yoruba people call Apa or Arungu.

A7:
Before I open thread I feel Isma'il will be on the list then voila there he is.

Same here.

Neduzze5:
OK
... I'm working with Shell so wetin consign me consign some unknown beverage company??

Keep shut!!! Who dash you shell job?

Neduzze5:
A thief (banker) was outsmarted by another thief (crook)!


No one has monopoly of thievery!!

Why did you call the banker a thief?

Rikidony:
cheap cars

You don't even have one.

gozzlin:
Nah, you wrong bro. I'm married to a virgin, deflowered her meself. There are many virgins out there too who keep themselves chaste till marriage. And yes, marrying someone like Pokello is something most guys won't contemplate doing. You know how many people have seen her nakednesss? Millions!

Marrying such a person is no-no. Someone who shamelessly filmed herself nuude and having sex and put it out there for the world to see. Granted, many girls bang countless guys in their hay days, but filming such acts and bringing it out to the public domain is highly obnoxious and nauseating.

So, believe me when I say Elikem get mind to marry such a woman.

I believe you jor . What an unfortunate Elikem!!

yorke1:
Mere commissioner doing his thing.

I doubt if a member of your family will ever become a mere commissioner.

Sinnzu:
8 Years on nairaland and today i made it!



i would like to thank my Dad for not wearing a condom and my Mom for popping that punnani for him, love you both. Many thanks to Oga seun for this forum and to my love Farano for still playing hard to get. I also want to thank my client for delivering more suya to me in the office, and to the management and staff of LaCasera; thank you for inventing that drink.


Special Thanks to Emirates Airlines for the last min flight ticket


More thanks for all my Fvckbuddies all over Nigeria and the UAE, daddy's always in the mood for ya'll


Much love goes to my homies and honies in the romance section. Love ya'll


And to those wishing to be in my position; i say, dont give up! Keep trying and you will surely get there someday.


And to Femi and his boo, Fvck you both


i love you all. Thank you and God bless you for supporting me.








- Sinn.zou

This is so childish.