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olatunji21:
I take that as humor bt as a lady i expected u to have more sense than the slowpoke above u...

Pedagogue:
Quite frankly, u r not an IFE product.

Assuming you are, u must have been a third rate student.

Top class IFE graduates do not go to third rate universitis like Portsmouth.

Although IFE is not among the world's 1,000 best varsities, a top class graduate from IFE can compete against the very best in d world.

Without any smidgen of arrogance, I am a living testimony of the quality and robustness of an IFE graduate.

Let me stop here. IFE made me who I am today. It's an amazing university.

bravesoul247:
he masturbates by telling u to rub ur hands with soap then use it to self-service his di.k.. That's called a hand job. as u de ask oloshi question

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

atbu1983:
if Amanpour an American heard and understood him. Na ordinary village headmaster like u dey complain say u no hear am. then something wrong with ur ear or brain.

I am sorry if i sound insultive. harm not intended

kromoto:
I quite appreciate your effort at explaining what Dino might be going through. May advocates also be available for you in time of need too.

kromoto:
Wow.... the guy likes to be in the spotlight all the time and it's not too good cos it's getting him negative comments. I use to admire the guy until the wife beating scandal and a new wife issue came up.

kromoto:
The wife must be your sister

coolio85:
Wait ooooooo.. A girl from Bisi ibidapo Obe is missing.. Where is she in the family??or Dino still never accept the girl niiiii I need responds. Pls..

kromoto:
The progressive and wife beater

xender:
iffa talk na

Kizmarty:
Hahaha don't mind me,I'm just two borders from Nigeria.
I'm studying in Ghana,I guess our department is just lucky to have some easy going lecturers

front247:
So first class is now for sale

Kizmarty:
Yea,very logical.
I pay around 400k per semester and it's still subject to value of naira Cus I pay in dollars.

Omor fear nor go make me fail,whenever I think of my fees I get scared to ask for extra allowance

funmo:
a 5th Class graduate from Lautech will easily make first Class over there though!!!...



University of Kent questions

venue: your room (with AC, fan, coffee and internet... with Beethoven playing underneath)

10 minutes

1. Add up 2 + 3

options


A. 5
B. five
C. 3 + 2
D. all of the above



LAUTECH questions

venue: on the podium

60 seconds

1. Analyze the working principle of how 2 plus 3 equals 23 according to LaPlace, Newtonian and Abacha's theorems


WE ARE TRYING IN THIS COUNTRY



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sonofananimal1:
DEPEND ON THE COURSE SHALL, MAYBE I FOUND IT EASY SINCE I DID POLY HERE, AND ALMOST THE SAME COURSE. IF I TELL YOU SAY I GET FIRST CLASS ME DEY LIE. I FAIL SOME COURSE TO. BUT OVER ALL, THE STRESS WAS NOT MUCH.

sonofananimal1:
i didn't school in UK,but in Russia

sonofananimal1:
Yes, this is the truth, cause there method of teaching are two different things, hear for naija, DEM GO subject you under pressure, you most dey memorize every sentence like goat. Weti the lecturer give you na weti you most write. You go dey study all the whole subject, even put courses were no go add value for your life.

But for there, you have very free time, flew courses to study in a semester, more of practical if you be science student.

Exam question just dey like child play.


And most of all. Don't do drugs. Those white people dey chop drug like biscuits

sonofananimal1:
Yes, this is the truth, cause there method of teaching are two different things, hear for naija, DEM GO subject you under pressure, you most dey memorize every sentence like goat. Weti the lecturer give you na weti you most write. You go dey study all the whole subject, even put courses were no go add value for your life.

But for there, you have very free time, flew courses to study in a semester, more of practical if you be science student.

Exam question just dey like child play.


And most of all. Don't do drugs. Those white people dey chop drug like biscuits

samsard:
Are you in essence saying that Nigeria universities are better than U.K universities? Please spare me that joke.

sonofananimal1:
I DEY TELL YOU. THE TIME WERE I DEY DO MY POLY, NO BE SAY I NO KNOW SOMETHING, BUT MEN I BAG LOWER CLASS OHH, I ALMOST DEY FRUSTRATED. UNTILL WHEN I STUDY FOR ABROAD, NA THAT TIME I KNOW SAY MISERABLE LECTURER FULL NIGERIA UNIVERSITY, ESPECIALLY GEOLOGY DEPARTMENT.

deebsman1:
Abeggy where d mansion dey o . Maybe dt rented service apartment at VC, lol...... I know what am saying and y I write dis

In shorts, dude lives in a rented apartment

Setaje:
You are d one not making sense and being to judgemental. Look at you who is saying someone is bad yet u can type " ride his pen1s" on a social site. Hypocrite! Continue to wallow in your ignorance and don't quote me again.

Setaje:
Don't mind this idi0ts that just talk anyhow. I went for a wedding like that and I still have the pictures. The guy is an American soldier and was serving somewhere in d middle east. They kept on postponing the wedding until it was getting to much. They had to do the wedding in absentia. Right now the girl is wiv him in yankee.

nebukadnezzari:
My friend ZIP THAT TRASH CAN OF A MOUTH. You don't even know the nature of the guys job or how everything went down una own Na just to dey fire person carelessly. SHE DID WHAT WAS BEST FOR HER!!!

jaybee3:
hmm
No let cat bite your tongue so talk wetin dey ya mind

ionsman:
Hmmm....Shameless? Fight?

Offering a different opinion makes me shameless? Is alright,have a nice day.

jaybee3:
YES

What's wrong with that?

He is already struggling with the finances that will most certainly grow in line with the baby's growth

What if he was on a 50K per month job and the wife received a 500K per month job offer, should he still allow the wife lose out just because he simply wants to be the man?

Makes no economic sense