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Trapnews:
African leaders living large at the expense of the masses... May every corrupt leader in Africa become unfortunate before the end of 2017

Living at large? How? Cus he dabbed? It's a pity Africans do not see anything good in their leaders...

ibro2much:
Doing or getting a change of ownership on the vehicle is a matter of choice for you considering the numbers of years you have used the vehicle.
Also,roadworthiness cartificate applies to all categories of vehicle in any state in nigeria,therefore since the vehicle would now be used in akure,you can easily apply for roadworthiness certificate in any VIO office in akure closer to you there.


Bye

Good morning. I forgot to add..What about LASGRIDI? I hope I got that spelling correctly. Since the car is still registered in a company's name, is the paper needed? I have never done the LASGRIDI paper before since I am not a driver.

deadZONE:
How do you know? Did my mother tell you about me?

Yes, she told me how you raped her severally without guilt and shame.

deadZONE:
When you want to rape a lady dont
Remove your cloths...
That's what I have learnt..


The rest is history the police would
Help him share his 98m and set him
Free.

You are a serial rapist. Good for nothing fellow.

amicable09:
Boy!
So my crush has a daughter this grown!
Even older than me... Chai!

I repent.
Let me go and look for my mates
Happy birthday Onome, keep doing your Dada proud as we wait for the special someone


From ...
Your daddy's sugar girl

lol

snezBaba:
Big brother should find a way to bring the voting platform to the decoder only.Even people dat aint watching are voting like 600 times Just press the Tv guide and vote for you favourite Housemate,is that too much to do? One decoder one vote.

How will they now make money?

This is a dumb question. We are talking about N20m monthly here.

teelaw4life:
Ndidibabe is one of em

Very childish. I rest my case....

teelaw4life:
I didn't oo. Somebody should provide picture please

Low life....

What time is their party tonight? It will be interesting to see few hot guys and girls(not housemates) join the party.

Beey:
Beautuful one, let's see you please.

How will seeing me solve your problem?

AngelsAndStars:
so? did they create themselves?

Hmm..... That's true.

Kenyans sha. They can be so ugly.

So this thing has finally crashed. I told them...

Are u married or just preparing for marriage? Pls read dis:

WHAT A MOTHER TOLD HER SON A
DAY BEFORE HIS WEDDING

Mummy’s boy, you are now a man. Tomorrow
you will have a new mother, a new cook and a new person to share all your secrets with. It will no longer be me but her.

Love your new mum even more than you love me. Before you walk into her arms forever, let me give you some words to guide you.


There was a day I was arguing with your father.


We were screaming, Tempers were high. I was angry and He was angry. Then I called him an idiot! He was shocked,


He looked at me asking
how dare I call him that, Immediately started calling him idiot, fool, stupid, crazy, I called him all sort of name.


Guess what he did? He didn’t raise his hands to hit me. He just walked away, banging the door as he went out.


My Son, If your father had hit me and destroyed my eyes, how will you feel sitting here with me today? How will you regard him as your father?


Would you have been proud of him or would
you be blaming me for calling him names?


Never hit your wife! No matter the provocation
just walk away and things will be normal.


Whenever she offends you, think of this story I
just told you, it could have been your mum!


After he left, I was filled with guilt. We slept on same bed that night and I went to him the next day.

I pleaded with him, I did all I could to show am sorry and he forgave me. That day I cooked his favourite food, yes you know he loves Pounded yam & Vegetable soup right?


After that day, I never called him names, my respect for him was ten times stronger.


There is something very important you must always do, my son listen very carefully, defend your wife. When she is under pressure, stand by her. If your friends hates her, it is your duty to make them see her as a Queen. Your Uncle, I mean Uncle Yusuf, never liked me.

But Ur father was always supportive until his perception changed.


There was a day your Father was going to host the owner of his company and friends. They were three of them.


That day I was in the
kitchen cooking for them and your father went to buy drinks.

When the table was set and food was served.

Everyone started eating. Then I
remembered I did not add salt in the food. I
was embarrassed.


Your father tasted the food and looked at me. He immediately turned to the guests. He told them that he instructed his wife last month not to add salt whenever she is cooking because of some problem with his body.


He said it in a funny way and everyone laughed!


The guests understood and he asked me to
bring salt and everyone added according to their taste. He managed to eat the food without salt.


After the guest left, he went on his knees and
asked God to forgive him for lying.


Your wife is like a baby, sometimes she don’t
know what to say or do. Stand up and speak for her!


Now let me talk to you about Sex. You see Sex
is a wonderful thing.


Do not be surprised if your wife enjoy and need Sex more than you do.


There were days, I needed Sex more than your father and there were days he needed it more than me but the important thing is to always try to satisfy the other when they need you.

Don’t always think of your self.


There was a time things were hard and I
needed to do two jobs to support your father.
One night I was so tired. When I got to bed he was in the mood. He try to make love to me and I didn’t refuse him. I was tired but I felt I needed to be there when he needs me.

When he tried undressing me, he saw my look and he stopped. He asked what was wrong and I said nothing. But he understand me better.
He stopped and then started telling me stories until I fell asleep.


My son, Sex is best enjoyed when the two
parties are physically and mentally ready for it.


Sometimes, read your wife and understand her.


Make it a habit to go anywhere with your wife. Beside your job, move around with her.


If anyone invite you to his house and told you not to come with your wife then be very careful.
Use wisdom.


I know you love mummy… I know you will tell me all your problems. But now things will be different.


Let your wife be the first to know before me. Let her be the first to see before me.


When you have problems with her don’t run to me immediately.

Wait for a day to pass and then talk to her about it. Pray about it.

Report her to nobody but talk issues out within yourself.


Finally, don’t forget to come and visit me with
your wife every month!


I know you will have a happy home.

You will always be mummy’s boy.

God will bless Ur
home.

Pls don't forget God, pray & seek His
assistance always.

This one na gobe!) Original gobe...

mulattoclaroo:
if you're not dumb you'll realize I want bragging but being factual. I pity your life. Ozuo

Wannabe. Poor soul claiming rich.

mulattoclaroo:
Sometimes I won't blame my dad for spending so much in order for me to school abroad. Even when I finished my studies, he ensured I stayed back. I never knew what he was trying to do until now. Nigeria is a wasted country.

Will you keep your dirty mouth shut and stop bragging?

amiablesystems:
what an unintelligent thief. I thought before knew by now ATM has cameras and should wear a hoodie and a cap.. wtf a mofo.. see wetin he don do him life

You are a thief.

ZUBY77:
Will you please shut up.
You little kids with Tecno phones always reason like the phone factory you all use. I am sure you won't reason this way if you ever touch an iPhone.

A group of people kill you every day, every month and every year for decades and the moment you turn around and ask your people to defend themselves, it becomes treason.
How did some of you mistakes manage to locate Nairaland?

I wonder. I wish this NL isn't faceless.

Lilimax:
I hope all the Sai Baba people will participate; the reason being that most people that occupied Ojota during the last regime are now APC members and they'll look foolish if they demonstrate against themselves.
Rather they'll prefer to be dying in silent and be complaining in their closet

Enough is enough of all the ineptitude of leadership in this current government

Well said, dear.

2shur:
we are too backward.
i address my father by his name.
wtf.
how can i bow down to greet who.
i bow to no man

Even the Oyinbos way u dey copy still has the courtesy of calling their Daddies "Daddy". Poor u.

This Ebuka is a dull host. IK does it without effort.

numtums:
U.I all the way....OAU is just so f**k'd. I've been to both. Had my bsc in U.I and running my postgraduate in OAU.

I am sorry. You are not an OAU graduate.

ephi123:
MMM again! We've had enough abeg. Let those affected lick their wounds in peace.

Lol.

Khalifa22:
please how do i check the limit?

Give up. Even if it's N1, no one will PH.

Origin:
This are the people causing traffic.


Midnight is the best time for this things.

*these

It is alright.

I heard MMM has opened her site and the Mugus can now click on the GH icon.

I also heard the Mugus get a message "you will soon be matched" on clicking the GH icon.

Matched with who precisely?

Na only mugu go fit pay mugu in this situation.