₦airaland Forum

A7:
Before I open thread I feel Isma'il will be on the list then voila there he is.

Same here.

Neduzze5:
OK
... I'm working with Shell so wetin consign me consign some unknown beverage company??

Keep shut!!! Who dash you shell job?

Neduzze5:
A thief (banker) was outsmarted by another thief (crook)!


No one has monopoly of thievery!!

Why did you call the banker a thief?

Rikidony:
cheap cars

You don't even have one.

gozzlin:
Nah, you wrong bro. I'm married to a virgin, deflowered her meself. There are many virgins out there too who keep themselves chaste till marriage. And yes, marrying someone like Pokello is something most guys won't contemplate doing. You know how many people have seen her nakednesss? Millions!

Marrying such a person is no-no. Someone who shamelessly filmed herself nuude and having sex and put it out there for the world to see. Granted, many girls bang countless guys in their hay days, but filming such acts and bringing it out to the public domain is highly obnoxious and nauseating.

So, believe me when I say Elikem get mind to marry such a woman.

I believe you jor . What an unfortunate Elikem!!

yorke1:
Mere commissioner doing his thing.

I doubt if a member of your family will ever become a mere commissioner.

Sinnzu:
8 Years on nairaland and today i made it!



i would like to thank my Dad for not wearing a condom and my Mom for popping that punnani for him, love you both. Many thanks to Oga seun for this forum and to my love Farano for still playing hard to get. I also want to thank my client for delivering more suya to me in the office, and to the management and staff of LaCasera; thank you for inventing that drink.


Special Thanks to Emirates Airlines for the last min flight ticket


More thanks for all my Fvckbuddies all over Nigeria and the UAE, daddy's always in the mood for ya'll


Much love goes to my homies and honies in the romance section. Love ya'll


And to those wishing to be in my position; i say, dont give up! Keep trying and you will surely get there someday.


And to Femi and his boo, Fvck you both


i love you all. Thank you and God bless you for supporting me.








- Sinn.zou

This is so childish.

AnointedG:
op what measurement do we use in rating the power supply, in percentage or hours?

As for my area, PHCN dey try walahi like seriously.
d last time wey we see light na during Amaechi swearing in as speaker of Rivers state house of Assembly, and recently during PMB swearing in, maybe d next time na during Orubebe or Aregberascal swearing in as president for 2019 depending on who win.

In a nutshell, dem dey really try, I have to appreciate, b grateful and show gratitude coz E b like say dat name dey affect dem coz dem dey really hold d power.

So if I were to rate dem in percentage, its 0.0000000.00000000000.0000....

Rubbish.

drlawizle:
Sean Tizzle with that his Triangular head and low current eyes...you must be joking.

Na wha o. Which one be low current eye again?

drlawizle:
Sean Tizzle with that his Triangular head and low current eyes...you must be joking.

Na wha o. Which one be low current eye again.

popcykaylah:
who do this list abeg?flavour fine boy?the person blind..wheres priaz,wheres lynxx?flavour is a good singer no doubt but fine boy..remove am abeg..wheres 2face?

Oga, flavour is not bad looking and with his good physique, he fits into the list of fine boys.

Tolexander:
you are very right bro!

The one that still keeps me wondering is that of a family in my neighborhood. They will always go to church every Sunday morning to struggle with other members for the limited parking spaces in the church about 3 houses away.
Father driving Nissan Murano, mother in her Sienna, Son in his Toyota corolla and Daughter in her KIA Concerto.
Convoy to church of 3houses away with limited parking spaces!

What is the meaning of that?

That's serious...

INTROVERT:


Not by size, but technique

Are u sure? Size matters...

kayworld2:
I agree with u. The education sector here in nigeria is very tough, fake lecturals and poor teaching with crazy questions. Thats why some pple believe in study abroad or online degree.
May God help us in this country.

Anyway, CONGRATULATION Oreva.
www.XclusiveAfrica.com

I concur with you. Most Naija lecturers are very incompetent.

Armstrong34:
1st class for JANT dey equivalent to 2nd class lower for naija cos der is no frustration over der...
.

You are only displaying your ignorance. A UK first class equal to a Naija 2.2? In UK, u don't get to bribe your lecturers and the sitting arrangement in the exam hall doesn't aid cheating. I did my first degree at OAU and masters at Portsmouth and i can tell you there is a clear difference between both.

ChiSun27:
....Because our educational system here is very tough and demanding...so when we get there...theirs become butter and bread to us.

Tough and demanding but no Nigeria university ranks among the top 1000 in the world.

publicenemy:
Graduate from his fathers University....

















I am sure he failed JAMB 20 times before. His father opened the school for him.

Beef!!! Tell your Papa to open a School for you or your siblings too.

Dbanj is now Tonto's backup singer?

jaybros:
Applied successfully....

Were you able to upload your picture?

Sweetguy25:
This man should remember that he's 72 years old and he has tougher tasks ahead like stabilizing the price of crude oil and finding the chibok girls. Frolicking with Obasanjo and every tom dick and harry will deplete his energy.

Very true.

I fear Fayose wont be poisoned. This man is obsessed with food. If he is not in the Buka eating Amala, he is on the street eating Boli!!

whytepawn1:
is this a pastor's daughter?.. am not judging but her dressing should have been more conservative.

No be her Papa be Pastor?

Seeing is believing. This Man, with his big head is a confirmed drug lord!!! His Burukutu name seals it all!!

I have this long discussion with a Jehovah witness Colleague in my Office. He said their Church is the only one that doesn't support the killing of fellow Human as commanded by God-"Thou shall not kill". According to him , their members are not allowed to join the Army and therefore have no reason to kill.

Really, the Bible command that Christians should not kill. Is it then right for a Christian to join the Army and subject himself to roles that involve killing thereby breaking God's Command?

Sexydevil:
isn't it obvious or anything wrong wiv fat guys?

Yes, a lot is wrong with fat guys. If you marry a fat guy, be ready to cope with noise at night. They snore a lot. An uncle of mine that stayed with us some years back is a perfect example. Besides, they are not fine nor sexy. Nothing fits them.

blaqgold:
The first pic tho...too handsome 2 b heartless.

Even with his wickedness, you can still his handsomeness. SMH for you....

jonaji:
Good for them.... He simply tagged it "CONGRATULATE, DON'T HATE"

Outfit looks like my Son's "Sleep and play".

RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

Fake story!! All these Nairalanders that are active in the Romance section are good at fabricating "sexual nonsense" .

Teeboy22:
see Go and die jooor......or hug transfomer...































Idiot
















fool

You are a thing.

BeeBeeOoh:
Ndidiamaka u ought to have known that today is April 1st & u know what we normally do on that day. U are harsh which is un-called for..


And to TeeBaba u ought to have ignored her, all bashing are not meant to be replied..

Your man, Teeboy is immature. A fool could also be a funny Person. However, i understand poverty is in the land. Many don't even recognize a harmless joke.

You are a big fool.