Now na morning.

This one no be news.

Exc2000:



na wa


young Prime Mininster Justin and Head of State Yakubu Gowon in a pics

truly in Canada children are the leaders of tomorrow

while in Nigeria children are the BMC ,Zombie, Wailers, Ipob, Grill meatseller(aka our darling daddy), graphics designer, bet9j scammers, cartoon dp creator, Olosho and Yahoo boys of tomorrow

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This ur ehmm don plenty

How true is this?

God help us all.

Weldone. Suspect very one, that's the way forward.

Stupid people.

The people in charge should distribute the free testing kits (donated) to other states immediately. People travel from Lagos, Abuja etc. to other parts of Nigeria on a daily basis.

How do they prepare their states to test and isolate patients without having these kits. As we delay this virus spreads.

sdindan:
The Deputy Governor is about to be elevated
Wonderful

Wicked.

This covid19 is capable of hitting all parts on the country expect very remote & underdeveloped areas

Please do you have the door lock for Volkswagen Transporter t5 sliding door.

Strange things happen...

Earthbound:
See the ugly thing that is talking sef

I bet both my balls, this one na givenchy. Ugly girls usually are.

When and if someone marries you and you're fortunate to bear a daughter(s), ensure you give them this same advice and see if it will not backfire on their vaginas.

LOL. U get mouth sha.

Ok

GRA branch Port Harcourt, has see-through fence n gates....

So suddenly...

menxer:
she is saying the truth, though our societal conditioning won't let us see it that way.

U r correct. Same way mild sinning doesn't make u a bad person but a sinner.

Twice a day?


Please pisifully beg her.
Negotiate o.
Before u empty ya reservoir n ki yasef.

Of course u can confess, but entirely at ur own risk.
Stochastic.

Weigh ur options/possibilities...

1. He may forgive but will never forget it.
2. He may start cheating or send u home (divorce).
3. He may doubt he is the father of the kid(s).
4. He may not find u attractive.
5. Trust/love/attention may be affected.
6. You will always try to please him to earn trust, love and others, which may not be too easy.
7. You may be replaced (2).
8. He may forgive u completely, knowing u r sincere...

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My fellow Nigerians avoid married women, if u shine d kpekus, it's like a time bomb that can be detonated any day any time, while u hope it expires with time. Is it worth d risk?
....

Flee from d temptation.

PapiSmith:
She is not lying. I believe her.

I am also proud of myself. Never had sex in my life, Ever. Proud virgin.

Keeping myself for that special someone

Me too.

Firm grip.

More grease to ur elbow.

leksmedia:
Dont be like my grand pa that was travelling abroad and was offered food and drinks in the plane, Old man rejected everything, Only for him to go over 12 hours journey on a hungry stomach, Papa thought it will be paid for by him, when he got to his destination and was complaining he was super hungry , they were shocked as this airline was known to be top notch in feeding their passengers. So they asked papa, didnt they serve food in the plane, Papa said they did but me i cant waste money on those expensive meals oo, Everyone just burst into laughter, Haaaa Papa you have dull yourself oo, Its all paid for, Its free, anything you order is free, You can even ask for more said one of my aunts. grandpa said seriously? He was so mad that on his return flight, he drank over 21 cups of tea and juice he ordered for more plates of food. if possible he would have gotten take away lol for your website design, blog design, Ecommerce websites visit www.leksmediaconcept.com or call 08173091370

Lol. Na correct man.

kenonze:
I stopped reading the moment I saw uniport without any figure

I thought I was the only one with this observation.

autojosh:
I have heard horror stories of one chance victims ,some killed,some robbed ,some left to die and my dad almost thrown over Third Mainland Bridge. Prevention is always better than cure.

What if you have fallen victim already ?,what can you do to come out alive or safe guard your property and money.This tips would help prepare you for a worse case scenario which I don’t pray happens.

1.Always Go Out With A Dummy ATM Card
This something I do as much as I can .Banking is now so easy ,at times you don’t even need a card to withdraw cash.

Here is what you should do, always have a card with you that has little or no money.Then when you need money ,transfer from another account into the account designated to the card with you.That way you won’t loose much money in case you are threatened to withdraw cash from your account.

There are stories of one chance robbers who use POS machines ,so do not underestimate them.

2.Know When To Strike
This is debatable if there is a chance to escape or jump out of the vehicle you might want to take it,or you might even want to cry out for help .But you have to consider what can possibly go wrong :

You could get killed(eg getting shot).

You could get thrown out of a fast moving vehicle.

Its safer to cry for help,or try to fight back when the vehicle is in a very busy area or at a traffic light.This is why you should always be alert for weird eye contacts between so called “passengers” and “conductors”.

If they have a weapon ,you might want to rethink this.

3.Ladies Should Have An Extra Line Of Defense
I once heard a horror story of a student of my school,who had pepper stuffed down her private part and I think she was also raped.

Its wise for ladies to have an extra line of defense ,if you wear skirts wear a “bum short” underneath .While this is not completely fail proof ,it acts as a delay,in cases like this every second matters,because it might save you from mishaps.

4.Secure Your Self
While most Nigerians don’t even know what pepper spray is ,its safe especially for the ladies to carry one around.Also don’t underestimate what a razor blade can do for you ,so have one handy.Aim at the eyes and spray hard.

If you have a razor blade aim at the thighs,if you are lucky to hit the femoral artery ,you would completely immobilize him and he would most likely die in 5 minutes(I am not saying you should kill,but you know your life is at stake here ,so its self defense).

The face is also a good place to aim at with the razor .

5.Stop Showing Off
Some one chance robberies are opportunistic ones.They make a move when they see a possibility of gain.So quit talking about large amount of money on the phone and stop flashing your expensive phones.

6.Always Make Sure You Are Traceable
While there may be privacy concerns ,its safe to make sure a family member or friend knows your location at all times .I found an app for that here.You can as well look for other apps ,just search for “family tracker ” or related terms.Don’t forget to leave your data on at all times.

7.Study Your Environment
If non of the above works and it turns out to be a case of kidnap,make sure you study your environment very well as you are being taken away.Create a mental map,as it might be useful in the event that you escape.

Have you learnt a thing or two from these tips ?.

Have an experience to share with us?

Kindly comment .

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/7-safety-tips-help-fall-victim-one-chance/

Thanks for the piece.

It is a sign.

momodub:
this one na soak away rat

Lol. Was about saying the same thing. African big rat specie to be precise.

henrydadon:
but oga seun why is it that to comment on a post in muslim section i have swear an oath and claim being a muslim..

but to comment on Christian sections we don't do that..

i dont understand what going on here

Discrimination on their part.

3 & 5 mostly.

Rip LT.

Like President like senator

Indeed, an idle mind is d devil's workshop.