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Hmmmmm good for them

Waitin for the right one

Boys nd Girls

tchidi: *strolls in with a bottle of groundnut*
Bros!! U for flash me na!!

smh

y2kaustin: these might have an ethnic,undertone..just thinking wide

idowuswap: Igbos should be killed if they want 2 disturb yoruba peace in our land .Bleep their papa OJUKWU

solomonkane: His comment makes sense, yours doesn't. How does destroying government properties (which were bought using the money they paid as tax) help their cause? SMH.

y2kaustin: ...how old are you?,you just sold yourself out with your comment.

foolish nigerians...smh

decode55: It doesn't matter joor! After all said And done, †ђξ girl go still carry U̶̲̥̅̊ for mind! That's the first and lasting impression we're talking about na.. For Naija girls (except M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ sisters, cousins and relatives sha) its all about the MONEY! KuDI! Owo! Ego!
So, shelf the lecture abeg.. Na naija we dey

wat bout ur sis,cousins nd relative

seanet01: Ibos do you hear wetin Fash don said? If this law is not something you feel comfortable about please go back to your gully erosion ravaged biafra. There is no room for nonsense in Lagos. Am i clear?

u re a FOOOOL

See jonsin,una de Bleep up

lipsyliscious: Dats so right! I know some pple will say y should u wear mini skirt n attract attention 2 urself or u are addressed how u are dressed but an educated man should realise dat wat pple wear may not actually rep deir personality. I 4 1,I love fashion,it gives me confidence in public wen I'm dressed in trendy,hot n different outfits,simply because I'm putting on a short skirt or bum shorts dosen't mean I'm lose,fashion is just my passion. Most pple I go out on dates with 4 d 1st tym are qiute shocked wen they find out I don't drink,smoke or club n I have a christian view on a lot of topics. So don't judge me by d length of my skirt!

story mtchewww...

rokiatu: Fu..ck..imh hell to the no!

smh

Fuc.king cu*ts

3rd to comment....praize the Lord

5th

fairygeh: The day I did it

did wat?

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mtchewww

gudeakeemson: with all the excitement wen i received my letter, and i dont want anything to stain or spoil it, i went along to laminate it. It was later i got info that d letter is not for us.. I want to ask may be is true because they told me they'll not collect the letter from me.

Please i need your comment and suggestion on this

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no vex lwkmd..smh

Mtchewww Bleep yhu nd ur virginity....who cares?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I hate islam,i hate muslims,i hate boko haram

Afta 8 months, got tired of her and wanted to break up the relationship but i was a little scared cos i don't know how she would feel so i decided to take her out to a eatery.
She ordered a bottle of Malta Guinness wit rice and chicken In a shaky and sleepy voice i told her that i am tired of her and want to stop the relationship.
I couldn't look inside her eyes cos it was fill wit tears, she cried and cried then she decided to open the Malta Guinness to calm herself.
Suddenly she stopped crying and busted out in laughter. I looked up and to my greatest surprise she has the malta Guinness crown cock with N2million instant price. Please guyz if you were in my shoes what would you do? And if you were the girl what Would you do to me?

HELL was let loose in Agbarho, Ughelli North Local Government Area of Delta State following a violent clash between members of Agbarho Security Task Force and suspected gamblers which left five persons dead.

Sunday Vanguard gathered that one Ovuoke Ojo, 28, a native of Ekrerhavwe-Agbarho, was shot dead by members of the security taskforce while reportedly gambling with some friends. The source alleged that the security task force swooped on them at Uwhrughele roadin the Agbarho metropolis at about 5pm on Thursday.

In what appeared as a reprisal attack, the member of the security task force, simply identified as Ogiribo, who allegedly fired the shot that killed the youth, was beheaded and roasted while other members of the security group scampered for safety, a source said.

The source disclosed that the body of the killed vigilante member was taken to 5-Junction, a popular spot in the town, where it was roasted.

It was learnt that passersby were killed by stray bullets from military men who were immediately drafted to the town to assist the police in putting the situation under control.
Sunday Vanguard source said men of the joint military task force (JTF) had taken over the town, patrolling the streets. The source added that residents of the area were still in shock over the killings which he described as unfortunate.
Confirming the incident, Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Delta State Police Command, Mr Charles Muka, said it was a clash between members of the community’s security task force and suspected cult members.
According to Muka, seven persons have been arrested by men of the JTF and handed over to the police in Agbarho. He however said the situation was under control, urging residents of the area to go about their normal businesses. He addedthat the police was on top of the matter.

Source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/11/5-feared-dead-in-delta-task-force-gamblers-clash/

A man was traveling in his car along Ughelli-Asaba express road. He sited a hugebush meat hanging on a stickand decided to buy it. He stopped and priced; Madam, how much is your bush meat?. The woman replied; Oga na N7000. The man exclaimed; Haba madam, e too cost na, how much you go sell am last?. The woman said; Oga, bring 6,500. The man then said;
Ok, go put am for inside my boot. The woman went behind the car saying in her mind; If this man open the boot, i go drop the bush meat for ground go collect my money. Immediately the boot was open, the woman put the bush meat on the ground and closed the boot without putting the bush meat inside, the man sped offwithout paying the woman.
Which of them wise pass??

Hmmmmm :-/:-/:-/:-/

Yeah thats my boy

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